Chapter 1: Family Affairs of the Nine Heavenly Immortals

The Diyuan Continent is a land exactly the same as the earth, if you look at it from the sky, the Diyuan Continent and the two planets of the Earth are very close to each other, although there is no connection in the middle, but the cultural customs, years, months, changes of the seasons and the way of life on the Diyuan Continent and the Earth Continent are exactly the same, just like the two electronic products of the same model in later generations, the function is the same, but the factory number is different.

Although the past history of the Earth Yuan Continent is different from that of the earth, the truth that if it is divided for a long time, it will be united, and if it is divided for a long time, it will be divided.

The two planets operate independently, and no one will affect the other, but they are still so closely connected, I have to say, this is the wonder of the universe. The Diyuan Continent is also divided into many countries, but most of the Chinese people live in the north, so this border is called "Huaxia Kingdom".

At this time, it is the turn of summer and autumn, and the hard-working farmers are busy harvesting the golden fruits, although it is hard, but they are very happy.

The picture turns to the farmland, there is a little boy about 8 years old is working hard in the field, although he is young, but the strength is not small, the corn that has just been broken out is put into a bag and then moved to the car, although tired, but the little boy is very happy, the sweat on his body soaked his clothes, he does not feel it.

The boy's mother was both relieved and unbearable to see him so capable, and said distressedly: "Ah Ren, the work is almost done, go to the river to wash your face, and buy you ham sausages to eat at night!"

The little boy's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he struggled to load the last few bags of corn into the cart, and shouted, "Oh!

"Just wash by the river, don't go down!" Ah Ren's mother was not at ease, and told her loudly.

The boy ran excitedly towards the river, and did not forget to wave his hand behind him, "Got it!"

This year, it was 1996, and the rural people were generally relatively poor, and whose children could eat a bag of instant noodles or a chicken leg would be really happy for half a year.

Ah Ren is an ordinary person, but his parents are capable, under the influence of his parents, he has also developed a character that can endure hardships and work hard, and he eats and drinks all by his own hands.

After washing his face, he lay down by the river and stared at the clouds in the sky, which was one of his favorite things to do, because he always felt that the clouds in the sky were ever-changing, sometimes looking like a lion, sometimes like a tiger, For example, the cloud that looked like a tiger just now, but now it looks like a big bird, and the big bird is not flying, but it is swaying, swaying, getting closer and closer, getting closer and closer, like a dazzling flame.......

"Mom!"

Seeing the big bird coming towards him, Ah Ren turned over and hid behind the tree, only to hear a series of sounds of "bang bang bang", and there was no movement, Ah Ren tried to poke out his little head and look this way, only to see a small gray bird similar to a house finch lying on the shore, motionless, and did not know whether it was dead or alive.

He was so bold that he stepped forward and pinched the gray bird's head and lifted it, and said to himself, "You can add dinner in the evening!"

In the past, Ah Ren often went down to the river to fish, but every time he came back, he was scolded by his mother, who said to herself: I would rather not eat fish than go down to the river to play. He knew that his mother was worried about his safety, so he didn't go to hunt wild meat again, and now he sent it to the door, and he didn't eat it for nothing.

However, the bird looked strange, and why was it strange, for it seemed to have three eyes, one of which was still on the back of the head, and its claws were only three fingers, and its feathers were so hard as steel, that it was the first time that Ah Ren had seen such a strange animal.

"Help me!"

Ah Ren only heard a weak voice, looked left and right for a while, and suddenly woke up, and hurriedly threw the strange bird more than a meter away.

"Yes, yes, yes... Are you talking?"

Ah Ren's scalp was numb, although he was not very old, he still knew that animals could not speak, and this strange bird was obviously beyond his knowledge.

"Shhhh

The strange bird said with a weak look. Indeed, its current appearance is really very different from when it was in the sky, and its volume has shrunk dozens of times, and it is indeed harmless to humans and animals.

Ah Ren thought about it for a long time, and finally weighed it, but still stepped forward and said, "How can I save you?"

"Give me some water to drink first!" said the strange bird, breathlessly.

Ah Ren looked at the strange bird, thought about it again, and finally used his little hand to hold some water by the river and sprinkle it on the head of the strange bird.

"Too little, doll, you just throw me into the river!"

"You're going to be drowned!" said Ren, looking at the strange bird with great concern.

"No, throw me into the river, I'm getting dry, hurry up little doll!"

Since the strange bird said so, Ah Ren was no longer a mother-in-law, and just wanted to reach out, but thought of the weirdness of the strange bird, and directly raised his foot and kicked it into the river.

"Oops!"

At the same time, Ah Ren exclaimed twice, Ah Ren didn't expect that the strange bird's body was so hard, and he kicked him, and his toes had a really bad headache.

But the strange bird was wailing: What the hell has happened lately? I've been kicked three times in a row, it's fucking unlucky. While wailing, I couldn't help but recall what happened to me, unlucky, I really responded to those four words, "heaven and earth".

The hometown of the strange bird is in a very beautiful place, but it is far away from here than "108,000 miles", where most of the men love beauty, and the women there are as beautiful as fairies, wrong, not as beautiful as fairies, but they are simply fairies.

They are graceful, they compete for beauty, and they are in a very good mood to watch them every day. However, there are exceptions.......

Above the nine heavens, the fairy clouds are swirling, and the palace stands everywhere in a dreamlike fairyland, and the two guards of Nantianmen are discussing which of the female fairies at yesterday's peach feast has become better looking, and the two chatted to the end, and the face was red and red for the beauty of the fairy in purple clothes and the fairy of the hundred flowers, and at this moment, they suddenly heard a roar of a lion in Hedong.

"Stop, bastard, you stop me!"

The two guards looked up and saw a middle-aged woman with a crane on her feet chasing a huge strange bird in front of her, and a thin middle-aged man curled up on the strange bird.

"How many times?"

The guard on the left yawned and asked the guard on the right, then turned to look at the strange bird.

"I love his mother a few times, what does it have to do with us, I have to make it clear today, is it the fairy in purple who is good-looking, or the fairy who is beautiful?"

"Oh! I said the third child, you're really fucking good, I'm just casually joking with you, as for it? Who looks good and what does it have to do with our brothers, we can't marry, we're just a janitor, arguing about that, it doesn't affect our brothers' feelings, it's better to watch the good show of these two people!"

The defender on the left obviously didn't want to have a verbal dispute with the third child, so he moved a few steps forward as soon as the words fell, and found a high platform to watch not far away.

When he heard this, he thought to himself, yes, it's important to watch the play, so he followed up on the high platform, put his hand on his companion and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Shh

The guard on the left snapped his fingers, then stood upright, not squinting. The third child learned from each other, and also followed and stood upright.

From a distance, there are still two mighty door gods.

"Hmph! Look at the old lady who gouged out your thief's eyes!"

The middle-aged woman glanced at the two of them obliquely, scolded angrily, and then ignored them.

The two guards glanced at each other, and both showed a helpless wry smile.

"I said Shi Niang, what are you angry with the two little door gods?

Seeing that there was no way to escape, the man who was being chased on the strange bird came down and walked towards the crane.

The middle-aged woman has a medium appearance, but her temper is not small, and her face is a little dark. At this moment, she was sitting on the crane and watching the man slowly approach her.

The man tentatively walked a few steps, and saw that the woman did not stop him, nor did he count himself down, so he wanted to find some face in front of the two door gods, so he sank his face and said: "Shi Niang, I didn't say you, I told you a long time ago, you have to raise your temperament, and you are shouting so much all day long..."

"Ahh

Before he finished speaking, he heard a "bang", and the man who spoke had already flown out ten feet away, lying motionless on the ground.

The middle-aged woman smiled contemptuously, brushed her embroidered shoes with her sleeve, and looked at the strange bird again.

The man's mount was a strange and ugly bird, and when he saw his master being beaten, he did not come forward to help, but he trembled, and lay aside, and did not dare to come out.

The middle-aged woman glared at the strange bird, then turned her gaze to the thin man lying on the ground, and shouted: "Li Jing! Anyway, you are also the Tota Heavenly King of the Heavenly Court, can you have a face, when you whispered to the slut in purple just now, you saw that you were quite majestic, why did you get cowardly, you give me up." ”

The middle-aged woman didn't give Li Jing face at all, looking at the more and more onlookers, the more she scolded, the more energetic she became, and after scolding, Li Jing pointed to the strange bird on the ground and scolded: "And you bastard, you haven't held back a good fart all day long, just now I saw you and the maid of Baihua slut chattering, and I was also nervous, how could this be cowardly?"

"Woo, woo, woo!"

The strange bird crawled towards the woman, with a pitiful face, trying to win the sympathy of the middle-aged woman.

"Get out of here!"

"Bang, bang, bang!" the strange bird rolled and flew out.

The middle-aged woman kicked the strange bird out of the distance, if she was merciful to Li Jing just now, then this strange bird is really miserable, and her big body stumbled and flew out more than 30 zhang. I have to say that the middle-aged woman's mana is really strong, and the strange bird coincidentally stopped at the feet of the two door gods.

The two door gods of Nantianmen, their shoulders shrugged at the moment, their faces were red, their bodies trembled, they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and when they saw the strange bird falling at their feet, they didn't mention the joy in their hearts.

This strange bird, relying on the mount of Li Jing, the king of Tota, shows off his power all day long, a brute, runs all day long to gamble with his gang, takes all of them when he wins, and doesn't leave if he loses, and finds all kinds of reasons to get the money back, coercion and temptation, and finds all kinds of excuses to threaten his gang.

It also took a few guards to peek at a few fairies in Pan Taoyuan to take a bath, and every time they threatened this group of people with this reason, the ordinary immortals of the entire heavenly court hated this thief bird, but they had a handle to be held by this guy, and they didn't dare to disobey the face of the king of heaven to tolerate it to this day, this guy is really faceless and skinless. Hey, yes! A brute, what's the use of asking for face.

In short, seeing this guy lying at their feet today, the two of them couldn't be happier.

After the strange bird landed, his heart was really down-to-earth, his master was lustful, and he let himself guard the door for him every time, and he blamed himself for his cheap mouth just now, patronizing the maid who was flirting with the fairy in purple, but he didn't expect the master mother to appear, and the master mother was a powerful character, and it was so difficult to be caught in the middle, but fortunately he was kicked by the master mother, so he simply pretended to be dizzy, and the strange bird fluttered his wings and never got up.

When the middle-aged woman saw that this person and bird were lying on the ground playing scoundrels, she was immediately angry, pinched a hand, and shouted: "Ten swords out of the sheath!"

Li Jingke knew that these ten swords were so powerful, if they were scraped by the sword qi, they would not be able to flirt with their sisters for half a year, so they jumped up and shouted loudly at the strange bird: "Gray, come quickly!"

In the past, at this time, the strange bird would not run to Li Jing's feet in more than 0.1 seconds, but this time, Li Jing shouted a few times, but he didn't see the strange bird get up, and he was suddenly angry.

"You brute, if you propose marriage to Qingluanniao, you just wait for the next generation!"

Li Jing said angrily to the strange bird, and simply stopped running away, and sat on the ground with his buttocks.

The strange bird stood up when he heard this, and just wanted to make a move, he saw Shi Niang's sharp eyes, and immediately wailed: "Master, I have severe pain in my abdomen, and I really can't lift up a little strength!"

"Humph!"

Li Jing snorted coldly and stopped talking, he knows this strange bird too well, this guy is a flat-haired beast who is greedy for life and afraid of death, forgets his righteousness for profit, and values color and ignores friends, but he has the same smell as himself, so he accepted it as a mount, this guy is not small, but he is not very brave, if it really escapes with himself, Shi Niang's "ten swords out of the sheath" may not be able to catch up with him, but this beast can't lie on the ground, and he can't escape no matter what.

"Not running away?"

Shi Niang looked at Li Jing coldly and asked.

"Look at what the lady said, the husband is on the run, but he is just fighting with the lady!"

Li Jing was very single, and when he saw that there was no hope of escaping, he hurriedly came up and coaxed with a smile.

"Hmph! How many thousands of years old are you, why don't you change your heart all day long? Not to mention, this peach conference, fairies from all walks of life gathered, look at your eyeballs There is no day when you are honest, even your sons are ashamed to follow you!"

The more Shi Niang spoke, the more angry she became, and she screwed Li Jing's ears and reprimanded loudly, and Li Jing was obviously used to it, holding Shi Niang's hand with her hand, while constantly begging for mercy, not caring at all about the whispers and pointing around her.

"Hey, Sister Shi Niang, is this a tame?"

At this moment, a colorful auspicious cloud floated in the distance, there were four or five fairies standing on the cloud, the fairy led by a pale pink glass skirt, slender figure, delicate appearance, left hand basket, right hand pinching flowers, before the near smell of a fragrance, the surrounding people were stunned.

"The third child, look, it's the Hundred Flowers Fairy here!"

The guard on the left side kept his eyes on the flower fairy, and reminded the third child: "Look at the third child, the third child?"

Although the guard on the left side has been emphasizing that the purple-clothed fairy is good-looking when arguing just now, but this will really see the fairy of the hundred flowers coming, but his eyes can't leave, and he didn't hear the reflection after shouting the third child a few times, and he reluctantly looked at the third child, it doesn't matter if he doesn't look at it, this look, the forehead drops his mother!

"Third child, you're so fucking embarrassed!"

The guard on the left hurriedly pushed the third child with his hand to wake him up.

"Uh, what's wrong?"

The third child didn't know why, and looked at the guard on the left blankly.

"Look at your saliva, and, the "Tianmen Order" is about to fall, you have to take this well, if this Nantianmen is opened by mistake, it will be messed up!"

After the left guard reminded him, he ignored the third child, and quickly turned his head to look at the Hundred Flowers Fairy again.

The Hundred Flowers Fairy is one of the best beauties in the Heavenly Court, and the Purple Fairy has been competing for the top of the Heavenly Court for thousands of years, and it is not that you can see it if you want to see it, if it were not for this peach conference, maybe you would have to wait for a few more decades to see each other.

Now the opportunity is rare, but you can't miss it, the third child also has the same idea, wiped his saliva and continued to stare at the Hundred Flowers Fairy in a daze. But no one noticed that the third child had pressed a button on the "Tianmen Order" by mistake when he was stunned just now, and at this moment, the South Heavenly Gate was slowly opening......

It is said that after Shi Niang saw the Hundred Flowers Fairy coming, she looked at Li Jing and the men around her, and all she saw was a virtue, even the strange bird slowly came over with a lewd smile on her face, Shi Niang didn't want to kick the strange bird back to the same place, and stroked her hair with what she thought was a very beautiful action and smiled at the Hundred Flowers Fairy: " I said, I smelled a strange smell from afar, it turned out that the Hundred Flowers Fairy arrived, sister, you are really, although women love beauty, it is human nature to apply a little rouge gouache, but sister, you make your body so fragrant all day long, I don't know that I think my sister has some hidden diseases, and you need to cover it with this flower fragrance!"

Shi Niang really didn't have a good impression of this charming flower fairy to the bones, and said insinuatingly when she came up.

The Hundred Flowers Fairy was not annoyed, covered her mouth and smiled: "Hehe, my sister said that she laughed, and her sister was also annoyed, my sister was born with this body fragrance, but she didn't apply anything, if anyone can remove this body fragrance for her sister, my sister is grateful, I don't know if my sister can teach me?"

"Humph!"

Shi Niang snorted coldly and turned her head to ignore it.

The Hundred Flowers Fairy was not angry with Shi Niang, and said to Li Jing: "The King of Heaven is polite, the little fairy lives in the Valley of Flowers all the year round, and it is rare to come to Heaven once, today I put down a thin wine on the star picking platform, and I want to invite several true monarchs of Heaven to study the method of alchemy, I don't know if the King of Heaven and Sister Shi Niang can appreciate their faces..."

"Not available!"

"Good!"

Shi Niang and Li Jing opened their mouths to reply at the same time, and after that, the two of them glared angrily at the same time.

The Hundred Flowers Fairy smiled when he heard this: "Tonight, I hope that the king and his wife will come to appreciate their faces, and the little fairy will definitely greet him!"

After that, he made a blessing to the two of them and went away...

Half an hour later, only a deafening voice was heard: "Have you seen enough?"

At this time, the onlookers were almost standing in the entire Nantianmen, hearing this, they all dared to be angry and did not dare to speak, what a good artistic conception, can't you miss it anymore, what a beautiful person, what a fragrant smell, life was destroyed by this crazy woman.

Li Jing glared angrily, but Shi Niang laughed angrily: "Hey, the husband is bold today, right, dare to be so cold to the concubine, it seems that you are going to the star platform tonight?"

In front of so many people, Li Jing's courage also grew: "Yes, I am going to go, not only do I have to go, but I also want the Hundred Flowers Fairy to find me a few maids to sleep, what can you do to me?"

If you want to put it on the front, you don't dare to say this if you kill Li Jing, but today in front of so many people, Li Jing was also forced to go to Liangshan, and deliberately said angry words to stimulate Shi Niang.

"You're still sleeping, you're such a big dog, since that's the case, then I'll smash your bird first, and see how you fool around!"

Shi Niang said as she clenched her hands and shouted loudly: "Ten swords out of the sheath!"

As soon as Shi Niang's words fell, she saw the strange bird staring at the back of the Hundred Flowers Fairy in the distance jumped up and shouted: "Master help!"

After saying that, he turned around and fled...

This shout, not only Li Jing and everyone were stunned, but even Shi Niang was a little confused, the two of us are fighting, what are you afraid of...

The strange bird was addicted to the beautiful shadow of the Hundred Flowers Fairy, and the first thing he heard when he came back to his senses was the sentence "Beat your bird!" that Shi Niang said, "Beat your bird!" This frightened the strange bird, this is worth it, hurry up and run...

The strange bird was extremely aggrieved in his heart, you two quarreled, what does it matter to me? Take me out of anger again, or run quickly, the strange bird panicked, turned his head and ran in the direction of Nantianmen, and reached the boundary of Nantianmen in the blink of an eye, and everyone behind him was silent when they saw this phenomenon, and then shouted in horror:

"Don't..."

"Stop..."

All the immortals know that this South Heavenly Gate is the only way to fly up, you can come up from this gate, but you can't go down from this gate, when all the immortals go to other realms, they will open the channel separately, and teleport directly, this thief bird panicked, and rushed out directly towards the border of the South Heavenly Gate, this... In recent tens of thousands of years, when I heard that only one immortal named Tianpeng had made a big mistake, the Jade Emperor opened the Heavenly Gate and threw him down from here, and there was not a single case of the rest.

Also, without the will of the Jade Emperor, how could this Nantian Gate be opened for no reason? Could it be that someone has ascended at this time? Everyone was very puzzled, and they inquired left and right.

The strange bird didn't feel anything unusual at first, and when it ran away, it glanced at the immortals with the corner of its eye, only to see that all the immortals showed frightened expressions, and when its head reached the boundary of the South Heavenly Gate, it suddenly felt a headache, and then it reacted, but it was too late.

Boom, the strange bird only felt dizzy, as if he was in a huge whirlpool, rolling around and about to fall apart, I don't know how long it has been spinning in this whirlpool, like, probably, hundreds of years. In short, when I woke up, I saw this naughty little boy in front of me at first glance.