Chapter 33: The mother-in-law summons

Ji Linghai sat alone in a tavern on the side of the street, in pain.

The results of the investigation from the Secret Service have come out. The property given to Ji Linghai by the [Universe Invincible God Hao Immortal Cultivation System] is all well-founded, true and legitimate, and there is no illegal act of [deliberately disrupting the national economy].

So the trillion RMB lying in Ji Linghai's bank account has also been unfrozen.

But the problem is that ...... [Universe Invincible God Hao Immortal Cultivation System] has a limit on the use of this money. Ji Linghai's immortal cultivation realm must reach the peak of the foundation building period before it can be used.

"Great Demon King!"

"I hate you!"

"I hate you!!"

A plate of peanuts and two bottles of Lao Baigan, Ji Linghai was already dizzy from drinking. After a lifetime of grievances, I finally woke up to the system and wanted to go to the peak of my life, and the result was ...... When he met the Great Demon King, his cultivation was abolished! A trillion yuan was lying in a bank account, but he couldn't spend a penny. When you go to such a big tavern, you can only order a plate of peanuts and rice to drink, and the money in your pocket is not enough to even add a plate of cucumbers.

At this time, a fat man, holding a [steel gun] on his crotch, pushed the door and walked in.

It's Zhao Fatzi!

"That's right. ”

"That's him. ”

Zhao Fatzi took his mobile phone, compared it with the characters in the video, and confirmed Ji Linghai's identity.

"I'm Zhao Zhongyuan, and I'm also a system awakener, can I make a friend?"

Zhao Fatzi sat directly next to Ji Linghai and went straight in.

"What are you ...... [Golden Gun Not Falling System]?" Ji Linghai was half drunk and half awake, looked Zhao Zhongyuan up and down, and said with a smile.

"Uh. The corners of Zhao Zhongyuan's mouth twitched, and he said, "It's the [Super Invincible Dual Cultivation System]." ”

"You can see it. ”

"Talented!"

"You're late, my system ...... It's already scrapped. Ji Linghai poured himself a sip of liquor.

"I can help you. Zhao Zhongyuan looked sincere.

"Help me? How can you help me? The system gave me a trillion and lay in my bank account, but I couldn't get a penny. Because of my cultivation, I was abolished by the Great Demon King!!!

Speaking of hatred, Ji Ling's Hague root is itchy!

"I can use my system to exchange for pills to help you recover your cultivation. Zhao Zhongyuan said.

"What conditions?" Ji Linghai's eyes lit up suddenly.

"I'll help you, no conditions. Because the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Zhao Zhongyuan pushed the mobile phone in front of Ji Linghai, and the picture inside was the Great Demon King.

"You've been ...... too"

"Isn't this obvious?" Zhao Zhongyuan smiled bitterly, he was indeed [Golden Gun Down], and he didn't have the function of [Falling] at all. But that's nothing, it's just unsightly.

The place where the Great Demon King really made Zhao Zhongyuan feel mad, and even painful, was [Electric Shock Protection].

When Li Qiuyue was in the hospital, there were two hooligans who tried to do something wrong and wanted to touch her breasts, but as a result, [Electric Shock Protection] was triggered, and she was so shocked that she foamed at the mouth and convulsed all over.

Zhao Zhongyuan's [vital parts] are already owned by the Great Demon King, so as soon as he touches a woman, he will trigger [Electric Shock Protection]. Ten hours ago, he was full of desire to improve his cultivation, and the result was ...... I put my wife in the hospital, and the contact parts are all electrocuted!

"You're right, the enemy of your enemy is your friend!" Ji Linghai felt that he saw hope again.

"The two of us are a bloody alliance, work together to fight against the Great Demon King!" Zhao Zhongyuan, this kid is really, really bloody.

"Good!"

"Blood Alliance!"

"The two of us will form the [Anti-Great Demon King Alliance] and fight him to the end!"

"!"

Ji Linghai is also arrogant.

The two of them drank it all, and in addition to being excited, they all fell to the ground with two "pops" in their hands.

"I'm going to die!"

"A plate of peanuts, sit TM for more than two hours, and drop things, go back to your house and fall!"

"Lose money!"

The proprietress stood at the counter, shouting at the broken gong.

"I'm afraid we can't afford to lose, Lao Tzu has all the money!"

"Serve. ”

"The dishes on the menu, one by one, are all for Lao Tzu!"

Zhao Zhongyuan took out his wallet from his arms, "snapped", and slapped it on the table. He was in a bad mood. Why, it's okay to be bullied by the Great Demon King, and now even ordinary people dare to shout at me. Such a small shop, in tatters, Lao Tzu will stone you to death with money!

"It's amazing to be rich!"

"A drunkard, a pervert, entertaining you all dirty old lady's shop, your dirty money, the old lady is not rare, the old lady does not earn!"

"Get out!"

"Don't wait!"

"You ......"

[Awakened] to do something with ordinary people, if you are caught by the Secret Service, it is a felony. Zhao Zhongyuan now feels as if he has eaten a fly, vomiting it out and nauseous, and swallowing it is even more disgusting!

......

[Hou Wenli]: "Ye Zi, I just received a text message, the guy said that he was Qin Shi Huang, and asked for 2,000 yuan to sell me the tiger talisman he transferred his troops. Can you say it can be true?"

After the revival of Reiki, anything can happen. Last year, there was an old man who made headlines, and it was said that he gave 2,000 yuan to a person who called himself Nuwa, and then Nuwa pinched a wife for him. And then ...... He divorced his original wife.

[Ye Fei]: @ζŽη§‹ζœˆ, come out and explain, don't you have research on Qin Shi Huang?

[Li Qiuyue]: @ηŽ‹δΌŠη„Ά, it was Yiran who told me, I don't understand.

[Wang Yiran]: @侯文理, you can give me 2,000 yuan, and I will sell you Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick.

[Hou Wenli]: Sister-in-law, if it were someone else's golden hoop stick, I would have bought it. I don't dare to ask for what you have used, I'm afraid that the leaves will hit me!

[Wang Yiran]: It's okay, it's okay, hit the money, take it.

[Ye Fei]: Ahem, cough, cough.

[Hou Wenli]: Ye Zi, you explain my business, I will finish it for you. Find a friend in the society and give the surname Song a fat beating. You say, should we give a name, and let him die to understand who he has offended?

[Ye Fei]: Okay.

"Enemy count, +1!"

"Revenge from Song Hui, +876!"

[Achievement]: Enemy 1000/1000 has been achieved.

[Reward]: Mutated Stinky Sludge

Stinky mud!

This is...... Pokemon?

[Creature]: Mutated stinky sludge

[Ability 1]: Taking garbage as food has the miraculous effect of purifying the environment and controlling pollution.

[Ability 2]: Able to evolve, reproduce, and mutate indefinitely.

[Ability 3]: Can be used as a clone.

Doppelganger?

Such a stinky puddle of mud, even if I can be a doppelganger, I have to have the courage to stuff my soul into it!

Song Hui is a decrepit person, and even the achievement rewards I have received are so bad that they are completely useless.

[Ye Fei]: @侯文理, let your friend continue to beat him until I stop!

[Hou Wenli]: Ok!

"Revenge from Song Hui, +367!"

"Revenge from Song Hui, +764!"

"From Song Hui......"