"Hey, today is a good day, you can do whatever you want. Tomorrow is a good day, open the door and welcome the spring......"

On Sunday morning, Yu Min hummed a song in her mouth, carried a lunch box in her hand, and happily opened the door of her son's house.

Outcome......

"Spring Spring Spring...... Wind!"

Yu Min's eyes widened.

Because on the sofa in the living room, a couple of men and women are hugging each other and falling asleep.

"Ye Fei!"

"You bastard, get me up right now. Okay, don't learn, how old are you, just learn from your dad to find a miss!"

Yu Min roared angrily, and the lunch box in his hand was gone, and he went out directly, like a lion who had gone crazy.

"Mom!"

Ye Fei shuddered violently.

"Mom?"

Li Qiuyue looked at Yu Min and then at Ye Fei, looking confused.

"Who's your name?"

"I'm a fuck, not your mom!"

"You dirty, get dressed and get out of here!"

"Wait. ”

"You can't go yet. You have to go to the hospital with me to check if you have AIDS or STDs. If you infect my Xiaofei, I want your life!"

Yu Min is going crazy.

Son.

Why are you so uncompetitive?

I know you're an adolescent and probably ...... Impulse...... There is a demand. But can't you be a serious object? Other people's children's early love delays study, you have no room to fall, and falling in love is also a serious matter!

Wang Yiran's girl, isn't it very good? You don't want such a good girl, you have to learn from your father and find those dirty things. Are you following your roots, or what!!

"Mom, you misunderstood, listen to my explanation. ”

Ye Fei shuddered for a while.

"Explain a fart, see that I don't break your legs, you little rabbit, don't run, stop!"

Yu Min picked up the mop and chased after Ye Fei, and the room was full of chickens and dogs.

"Mom, she's not a miss. ”

"Hell you if you believe it!"

"She is an intern teacher in our school, Teacher Xiao Li, quickly take out your work card and show it to my mother!"

Ye Fei jumped up and down, like a monkey.

"I didn't bring it. Li Qiuyue was still in a state of confusion.

"ID card!"

"Get your ID!"

"Mom, you send Teacher Li's ID number to Aunt Li, and ask her to help you check the school's teacher file, and you will know that I didn't lie, don't call, don't call!!"

"ID card, here!" Seeing Ye Fei being beaten, Li Qiuyue was also anxious.

"You...... Really a teacher?"

Yu Min was suspicious and took Li Qiuyue's ID card.

"What a teacher. Li Qiuyue nodded again and again.

"You two...... Let's put on our clothes first. Wait until I investigate the matter clearly, and then I will interrogate you!" Yu Min glanced at Ye Fei, then sat aside and investigated Li Qiuyue.

About ten minutes later.

"Mom, Aunt Li replied to you, I didn't lie to you, did I?"

The war ceased.

Yu Min picked up the lunch box that was thrown out as a weapon, and most of it was not spilled, and it was placed on the dining table.

Ye Fei has already started eating.

"You can't eat with your mouth. ”

Yu Min glanced at Ye Fei a little depressed, then adjusted his expression, smiled brightly, and his voice was full of joy: "Miss Qiuyue, have you changed your clothes?" just now...... I'm really sorry, Auntie scared you out of her excitement. Xiaofei made it clear to me that you are his trainee teacher and are here to tutor him. Last night I was doing my homework, and I was tired, so I hurried out for some breakfast. ”

"Ahh

"Auntie, I'm ......"

Li Qiuyue had actually changed her clothes a long time ago, but she was hiding in the room, not knowing how to face it, and now she came out hard.

"Sit down, sit down. ”

"Drink porridge. ”

"Eat steamed buns. ”

"It's all made by my aunt herself, and it's cleaner than the ones I bought outside. If you like to eat, your aunt will make it for you every day in the future. ”

Yu Min looked up and down, and the more she looked at Li Qiuyue, the more she liked it. This girl is good, with big breasts and big buttocks, she must be easy to raise. Now that the birth policy has been liberalized, one a year, grandchildren, give birth to a dozen each, I'm going to be a grandmother, ahahaha!

"Auntie, I'...... With Ye Fei, it's really nothing. It's his seventh uncle and grandfather, you...... Seventh uncle, let me tutor him, isn't this about the college entrance examination, really. ”

Li Qiuyue explained clumsily.

"I know. ”

"Xiaofei told me everything. ”

"Tutoring, tutoring is good, I have no objection. But...... Xiao Fei is still young and still growing his body. One week of tutoring...... It is best not to do more than three times. That one...... And also...... When you cram in the future, make it up in bed, don't make it up on the sofa. The sofa is small, and when I came in, the quilt fell to the floor. After tutoring at night, I was covered in sweat, and it was easy to catch a cold without a quilt. ”

Yu Min's eyebrows fluttered.

Xiaofei has no seventh uncle and grandfather, I am an uncle, and I have been dead for more than ten years.

You're so young......

Auntie understands!

Aunties know everything!

"Auntie, you really misunderstood, I ......" Li Qiuyue has a headache, and she can't explain it at all.

"Say no more. ”

"Let's not talk about it. ”

"Eat. ”

"I'll hand over Xiaofei to you, Auntie don't worry. This jade bracelet is the heirloom of our old Ye family, and my aunt will pass it on to you today. Yu Min took off the jade bracelet in his hand, couldn't help but say, and forced it to Li Qiuyue.

"Auntie, I can't ask for this bracelet, you ......" Li Qiuyue was anxious.

"I'll give it to you. ”

"It's a little bit of Auntie's heart. ”

"Meet and greet gifts. ”

Yu Min stood up with a push, picked up his bag, and smiled.

"Today, Sunday, you two are at home...... Tutoring slowly, Mom is no longer an eyesore here. Xiaofei, come out, Mom has something to tell you. ”

"Auntie. ”

"Ye Fei!"

"I ......"

Li Qiuyue's brain is so messy, and she feels ...... I was confused, and I became Yu Min's daughter-in-law, what is this?

"Mom will transfer 50,000 yuan to your card, fall in love, don't deduct and search. Your dad earns money, if you don't spend it, I don't spend it, he'll all post it to the goblins outside. ”

Yu Min pulled Ye Fei to the door, was holding his mobile phone, and transferred money on the spot.

"Mom, I'll help you catch the junior. Ye Fei was actually quite curious.

"Forget it. If your dad tosses it for a few more years, it is estimated that he will not be able to toss. Son, don't worry, no one is competing with you for the family property. The first time your father raised a child outside, let me catch it, and I took him to the hospital and had the ligation surgery done directly. Those foxes are still thinking about fighting on top with their stomachs, let's dream!"

Although Yu Min looked triumphant, only she knew the pain in it.

"Awesome!"

Ye Fei suddenly found that Wang Yiran was so cute compared to his mother!

"By the way, Mom called you out just to ask you. You and Wang Yiran's girl, is this yellow?"

Yu Min asked with concern.

"It's not yellow. ”

"And...... There seems to be a breakthrough. ”

Ye Fei scratched his head, he was really embarrassed, just now he was shouting with a righteous face that he wanted to arrest his mother as a junior, but his private life was so chaotic!

"This ...... in that room"

"Understood!"

"Mom just said, whoever carries the child into the house is my daughter-in-law. ”

"That's right. ”

"I, the future mother-in-law, have to have a bowl of water. Just now I gave Miss Qiuyue a family heirloom, Wang Yiran's one, you go to school on Monday, help bring it over. ”

After Yu Min finished speaking, he began to rummage through his pocket, took out more than twenty jade bracelets from it, and stuffed them all to Ye Fei.

"That's a lot!" Ye Fei said in surprise.

"The stall downstairs sells it for fifty yuan a piece, and it was originally for your dad to send those little goblins. You're in a hurry, you take it and use it first, and Mom will buy it later. ”

"You help my dad...... Buy gifts for those vixens?" Ye Fei felt that his three views were collapsing.

"Nonsense!"

"Let your dad buy it himself, and he actually bought the real thing, either pearl agate or jade diamond. How much property does our family have, enough for him to be corrupted like this!"