92. Children shall not be taught

Ye Xun just tested Lu Manxue's reaction, so naturally he didn't dare to move his real character, otherwise it would be strange if Lu Manxue's fifth-order skills didn't beat him all over the ground to find teeth.

Therefore, Ye Xun was just bluffing, keeping a proper distance between his body and Lu Manxue, and he didn't really hit it.

Lu Manxue didn't get angry, she supported Ye Xun's body with both hands, and said slowly: "I can get you up with one sentence, believe it or not?"

"Senior sister, please speak. ”

"If you can't last an hour, get me up quickly!"

Ye Xun was overjoyed, the blood flow accelerated, and a flame in his chest was burning: "An hour, I only know after trying it!"

"What do you think about being able to last an hour when I say that I can last an hour?"

Lu Manxue's internal force urged, and a huge force pushed Ye Xun up, but he couldn't resist at all.

"You kid dares to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, indecent teacher, it seems that I have to give you some color!"

Lu Manxue snapped her fingers and flicked her fingers, and several strands of true qi as thin as hair glowing with white light flew out of her fingertips, piercing Ye Xun's acupoints like needles, and she couldn't move anymore in an instant.

Of course, with Ye Xun's current skills, he is completely able to dodge. But he knew that Lu Manxue was just joking with himself, so he asked her to punish herself a little and make amends.

"You're not my teacher anymore, you're my senior sister. ”

Ye Xun maintained a funny posture and remained motionless, but he refused to admit defeat, since he lost the fight, he must not lose again in the quarrel, "Sage Yun: My fair lady, the gentleman is good, I am showing my true feelings......"

"Which saint said this? Is this obviously good in the Book of Songs?"

"In other words, Confucius said that 'eating and drinking sex' means that the affairs of men and women are as important as eating and drinking. You and I are unmarried and unmarried, and it is understandable that you are impulsive and impulsive!"

Although Ye Xun's body couldn't move, he didn't fall behind at all, "You are a teacher, and your knowledge is higher than mine, I believe you must understand this truth better than me." ”

"Yo-he...... I really underestimate you, there are a lot of crooked reasons, no wonder I can fool that corpse to Siberia. ”

Lu Manxue asked Ye Xun to maintain a posture of leaning forward and backward, and made a cup of coffee and sat on the sofa leisurely: "Don't talk to me, I find that you are getting bolder and bolder?"

"Kill the bold, starve the faint-hearted. As long as you are bold, the teacher will take maternity leave. ”

Ye Xun replied with a high spirit, "I'm also for the sake of hello teacher, let's cook the raw rice into rice, and that Yan Yusheng won't pester you!"

"Come on, you take your time to give birth, it's time for the teacher to make dinner. ”

Lu Manxue dropped Ye Xun, who had been ordered acupoints, went into the kitchen by herself, and spent half an hour cooking four dishes and steaming a pot of rice.

The room was filled with the smell of vegetables, Ye Xun's index finger moved, and his stomach began to scream uncontrollably.

"Teacher, the student knows that he is wrong, let me untie the acupoint and eat together?"

"Tsk...... It's so fragrant. ”

Lu Manxue put the food on the table, and deliberately teased Ye Xun while eating, "The teacher only discovered today that his cooking skills are getting better and better." ”

"What's the happiest thing in life? I just learned today, I eat and you watch, I drink soup and you swallow saliva. Lu Manxue sighed with emotion, like a life mentor.

Ye Xun saw that Lu Manxue was eating less and less, and strongly protested: "It's too cruel, it's even more cruel than the ten tortures of the Manchu Dynasty!"

In the end, Lu Manxue actually ate all four dishes, leaving only vegetable soup, so she deliberately burped and cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks: "The teacher is also for your good, I am afraid that you will go astray and become a womanizer, so I took great pains to teach you." Have you changed from now on? You swear that you will never think too much about the teacher in the future, let alone be careless, so I will let you drink some vegetable soup. ”

"Hmph...... Love is priceless, my Ye Xun's head can be broken, blood can flow, I can starve my stomach, but I want me to give up love, unless I ......" Ye Xun looked at death with a look on his face.

"Unless what?"

"Unless you go to bed with me!" Ye Xun smiled like a prodigal son.

"There's no cure for this kid."

Lu Manxue stretched out her hand to burst a chestnut on Ye Xun's head, and went to the kitchen to wash with the dishes and chopsticks, "Since you have a hard mouth, let's stay here!"

Ye Xun used his mind to urge the internal force in his body, swam along the meridians, and slowly rushed open the acupoints, and he couldn't help but secretly rejoice in his heart, it seemed that his internal force had achieved something.

Lu Manxue came out of washing the dishes, a little excited, looked up at the wall clock on the wall, frowned, and said, "It's almost nine o'clock in the evening, I won't mess with you." I'll unlock the acupoint for you, you go home, don't be so presumptuous in the future!"

"Senior sister, let's make a bet, shall we?"

Ye Xun still maintained his original posture and remained motionless, "If I can unlock the acupoints by myself, you can teach me the kung fu of acupoints, what do you think?"

"Can you untie it yourself?"

Lu Manxue frowned, "I see that your martial arts are at most a third-order entry, and it is estimated that the internal force has only just condensed, I don't believe that you can unlock the acupoints yourself." ”

"The heavy rain in Shuzhong continues, and the corpses are everywhere outside the gate, your smile is like a vicious dog, which upsets my heartstrings......"

Ye Xun sang and danced, the smile on his face was wanton and arrogant, "I won, teach me the kung fu of the acupoints." ”

Lu Manxue was a little surprised: "Ah...... I didn't expect your kid's internal strength to be so deep? It seems that I underestimated you a little!"

Ye Xun stalked and begged Lu Manxue to teach him the kung fu of acupoints.

In fact, Ye Xun can completely buy a book of cheats from the system to learn, and the reason why he is entangled with Lu Manxue is just to get closer to each other.

Lu Manxue had no choice, so she had to tell Ye Xun about the mental method of the acupoints, and finally said: "Actually, the acupoints are very simple, as long as you have true qi in your body and are familiar with the acupoints of the whole body, you can master the acupoint kung fu." ”

Ye Xun was a little depressed: "After studying in the middle of the night, it turns out that I am busy in vain, I am still early before the true qi in my body is generated! Otherwise, teacher, how about you take off your clothes and let the students get familiar with the acupoints of the human body?"

"Get out of here!"

Lu Manxue was so angry that she blew her beard and glared, "The teacher originally wanted to keep you for dinner, but you simply don't change your teachings, so you can't send you away!"

Considering that being alone in a room with a lonely man and a widow would have a bad impact on Lu Manxue, Ye Xun didn't stay any longer, and hugged his fists and said, "Excuse me, farewell!"

Seeing Ye Xun turn around and leave, Lu Manxue was a little apologetic, and called out: "Ye Xun, I left you food in the kitchen, you come back to eat and then leave." ”

"Doesn't the teacher eat a clean bowl of food?

Lu Manxue smiled "poof": "I left it for you when it came out of the pot, is the teacher really so vicious, come back and eat it quickly!"

Ye Xun gave a thumbs up: "Slap a slap to a date, high, really high!"

Lu Manxue turned around and went into the kitchen, brought out four more dishes for Ye Xun, filled a big bowl of rice, watched Ye Xun feast, held her cheeks and asked, "Delicious, right?"

"It's delicious!" Ye Xun ate cleanly, with an endless aftertaste.

"Have you eaten enough?"

"I'm full. ”

"Let's go when you're full!"

"Farewell!"

Seeing Ye Xun go out, Lu Manxue poked her head out and reminded: "Ye Xun, be careful on the road, call me if you have something, the teacher will not allow you to have an accident." ”

Ye Xun waved his hand: "Don't worry, I'm a future Global Martial Arts Grandmaster, how can I have an accident!"