"Ahh

"My eggs!"

"It's here!

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!!"

Zhao Zhongyuan's two big fat legs clicked and split, and his pig-like wail covered up all the sounds in the classroom.

"Huh?"

Wang Yiran subconsciously covered his mouth.

Could it be that Ye Fei is here?

Definitely!

In the afternoon, he asked Zhao Fatzi to make a one-word horse from afar, and he must have done it this time!

To put it this way...... Ye Fei awakened?

It's just this ability......

"Ahem, Director Zhao, in front of the students, please ...... Dead weight. Teacher Hao, the head teacher, couldn't help but smile. She had heard before that Zhao Zhongyuan was making a horse in the corridor and ripped off the eggs, and she thought it was the students messing around and making fun of him, but she didn't expect it to be true.

"Teacher Hao, I didn't mean it, this should be some kind of disease, it's similar to habitual dislocation, it's just ...... I'm a split. What are you two doing stupidly, why don't you help me up and move the chair here!"

Zhao Zhongyuan sat down with difficulty with the support of two school policemen.

"Director Zhao is so skilled. ”

"Habitual splitting!"

"Tut-tut, open crotch, another pair of pants. This is a disease of wealth, and ordinary people can't afford it. ”

"Zhao Fat Man is sassy enough, wearing flower pants!"

"You say, how did his little short legs split?"

"Aha......"

"Quiet, quiet, Director Zhao is a patient, you ...... It's rude to make fun of him like this. "Mr. Hao, the head teacher, is trying to maintain the seriousness of being a teacher.

Try to ...... Don't laugh.

Ahh Fart aliens. Elephant, elephant, why is your trunk so long. Dynamic light waves. Ahh

"Classmate Wang Yiran, if I heard me correctly, you have just admitted it, mobile phone ...... You stole it. ”

Zhao Zhongyuan bared his teeth.

"I'll go!"

"Ahhhh

Zhao Zhongyuan looked like his feet slipped, and then snorted, another one-word horse, and his expression was called an ecstasy.

"Don't hurry up and help Director Zhao up. ”

"Don't move!"

"Or keep me on the ground...... Let's split a little longer. Call, call 120, I feel ...... My Egg ...... It seems to be broken. ”

Zhao Zhongyuan slammed to the ground, tears swirling in his eyes, and he didn't dare to move.

"Director Zhao, can you check this mobile phone? or ...... Let Wang Yiran open the schoolbag and show it to you. "Teacher Hao, the head teacher, also saw clearly, Zhao Zhongyuan's one-word horse is strange, this is an awakened person, escorting Wang Yiran in secret.

"Don't check it out. ”

"I took it. ”

"Check it again, my eggs...... I'm afraid it's going to really break. ”

Zhao Zhongyuan's face was all purple.

"Don't check it, those who are clear are self-purifying, and those who are turbid are self-turbid. Since there are only two people in the surveillance, Wang Yiran and Li Xun, who have been to the Academic Affairs Office, then open the two of them and show them to everyone to show their innocence. ”

Hou Wenli was anxious, stood up, and gave Wang Yiran a look. It means that you don't have to be afraid, quickly open the bag and let them check it. He stole the dragon and turned the phoenix before, and stuffed the mobile phone into Li Xun's schoolbag, if he didn't continue to check, wouldn't he lose money?

It's more than 10,000 yuan!

"Oh yes, check it out. ”

Wang Yiran understood, and Hulala poured all the things in the schoolbag on the table.

"No cell phone!"

"Yiran is innocent. ”

"Director Zhao, you have gone too far, quickly apologize to Wang Yiran. ”

"Apologies!"

"Let's be quiet for a while, don't rush to make a conclusion, there are two suspects in total, now that Wang Yiran has proved his innocence, isn't there still Li Xun? Who poured out the contents of his schoolbag and asked everyone to check, or I will come." ”

Hou Wenli couldn't wait, Li Xun's seat was far away from him, so he rushed over in three steps and two steps, snatched his schoolbag, and dumped the contents on the ground.

"Look, everyone!"

"It's a cell phone!"

"Director Zhao is not lying, his mobile phone was indeed stolen. It's just that this thief is not Wang Yiran, it's Li Xun!"

Hou Wenli is crazy with rhythm.

"It's not me, I ......" Li Xun was shocked and scared.

"Everyone has stolen goods, and you still want to be hard-mouthed. You scumbag, you just shouted to catch the thief and wronged Wang Yiran. ”

"It's tolerable, it's unbearable. ”

"Uncle can bear it, but aunt can't bear it!"

"Beat him!"

Hou Wenli took the lead, took the lead in the charge, and under the "cover" of everyone, he took the mobile phone box and stuffed it into Li Xun's hand one by one, he was printing fingerprints!

"Stop!"

"Stop it!"

"If you don't stop, you will find all your parents tomorrow and have a parent-teacher conference!"

The old class sacrificed a killer feature.

Although Hou Wenli was punched twice, he had already succeeded, he took the mobile phone case, ran to Zhao Zhongyuan in a hurry, and asked for credit in a shyly manner: "Director Zhao, take a look, is this mobile phone the one you lost? If so, we will call the police, arrest Li Xun, this little bastard, and sentence him to a few years!"

Took it.

Ahaha!

Fingerprinted.

I have erased all the previous fingerprints on this phone case. Now only me, Li Xun, and the dead fat pig are left, the fingerprints of the three of us. If you call the police, it will be ironclad evidence. Dude's "Forensic Pioneer" is not in vain, it is finally useful!

"This phone...... Not mine. ”

Zhao Zhongyuan couldn't admit it, he was afraid that if he was convicted of theft, Li Xun would bite him back.

"Brand new phone, unopened. ”

"Same model. ”

"Why isn't it yours?"

Hou Wenli stretched out his hand, took Zhao Zhongyuan's invoice, and then put it together with the mobile phone box in front of him, and took several photos with a click.

"Director Zhao, you don't often buy electronic products, you may not know. On the Apple mobile phone box, there is a serial number, and under normal circumstances, the merchant will take a photo for the record. What are you...... I bought it at Hongxiang mobile phone store, if I'm not mistaken, it was on Qingdao Street. I'll go check it out for you tomorrow and see if this phone and invoice are a set!"

"No need. ”

"I ...... I remembered that my phone was locked in a drawer, and I wronged Wang Yiran and Li Xun, which is really ...... I'm sorry. ”

Zhao Zhongyuan wanted to find a piece of tofu and died headlong.

What a feud?

Your girlfriend let Li Xun sleep with her?!

"Director Zhao, you give me the key to the Academic Affairs Office. Hou Wenli said.

"What are you doing?"

"Your legs are inconvenient, I'll help you get your phone." To return Li Xun's innocence, this is the best way. Hou Wenli's face is sincere, in fact, his heart is worse than anyone else, he is trying to force Zhao Zhongyuan and Li Xun to death!

"No...... Trouble, this phone is really not mine. Zhao Zhongyuan even had the heart to strangle Hou Wenli.

"Are you sure?"

"It's better to keep some evidence, so as not to be unclear later. ”

Hou Wenli is both coercion and intimidation. forced Zhao Zhongyuan to record a video and admit that the mobile phone was not his, and he also took a clear picture of the serial number, which is called an ironclad evidence!

"Since this mobile phone is not Director Zhao's, it is Li Xun's. Hou Wenli narrowed his eyes, and a sinister smile hung on the corner of his mouth.

"It's not mine, it's me...... Picked up on the ground. ”

Li Xun is really scared, how dare he admit that the mobile phone is his own. If Hou Wenli bit on his head and went to the mobile phone store to verify, he would be speechless. Even if Zhao Zhongyuan doesn't investigate and report the case, his reputation in school will be completely stinky, how will he mix it up in the future!

"Where did you pick it up?"

Hou Wenli used his eyes to give Li Xun a hint.

"Under Wang Yiran's stool. Li Xun is also quite smart, and he immediately understood it.

"So...... Is it Wang Yiran?"

"I remember!"

Hou Wenli slapped his head, completely talking to himself. How can these mortals present understand the wisdom of the master!

"Ye Fei told me yesterday that he has liked a girl for a long time and wants to give her a gift. Wang Yiran, this mobile phone ...... It couldn't have been given to you by Ye Fei, right? No wonder you were so nervous just now, it turned out that you were afraid that you wouldn't be able to explain clearly. ”

"Yes. Wang Yiran bowed slightly, and his little face was flushed.

"The phone is back to you, this is a token of love between the two of you, and ...... Born a noble son early. ”

Hou Wenli smiled cheaply, quite proud. Yezi, brother, I have this assist, I played well, ahahaha, I'm a genius!

......

Outside the school building.

The third (2nd) class is on the second floor.

Ye Fei hid under the wall, although he couldn't see what was happening in the classroom, he could use props secretly.

[Ye Fei]: "Why don't you call the dead fat man?" system, is your [one-word horse remote control] broken? Look, look, look, I pressed it so much, and there was no movement in it. ”

Ye Fei held the remote control and pressed it endlessly, as if it did not consume energy.

[Warning]: "Low energy!"

[Warning]: "Low energy!"

[Ye Fei]: "What's the situation? I have more than 10,000 energy, why is it all gone all of a sudden?"

[System]: "The target is currently in a one-word state, so it cannot execute the command." However, the key is valid, and the unexecuted one-word horse instruction has accumulated 19 times, and it will continue to be completed after the execution conditions allow. ”

"Woo wow wow wow ......"

An ambulance drove into the campus, and it was Zhao Zhongyuan who called it.

"I only made a word horse twice, and then I called an ambulance. ”

"There are 19 more times. ”

"Dead fatty, although I really want to fix you, but this time...... I really didn't mean to. It's a mistake. I used up more than 10,000 points of system energy at once, and my heart is also dripping blood!"

Ye Fei's heart was actually refusal.

"Revenge from Wang Zhen, +215!"

"Revenge from Zhang Feng, +147!"

"From ......"

"Enemy count, +7!"

"What's going on? I didn't do anything angry, why did I have seven more enemies all of a sudden, and they were all boys in my class. But it's better to have energy than nothing, and it doesn't matter how it came from. ”

Ye Fei was stunned for a while, then smiled evilly, and pressed the remote control in his hand again.

"Obsessive-compulsive disorder. ”

"I'll round it up for you, 20 times. ”

"Don't be weird!"

......

Hou Wenli (WeChat): "The crisis has been lifted!"

Ye Fei (WeChat): "Thank you." ”

......

Senior 3 (2) class.

The medical staff had already arrived and made concerted efforts to lift Zhao Zhongyuan, who was in a state of one-word horse, onto a stretcher.

And then......

"Whew!"

Lift again.

"My eggs!"

Lift again.

"I'll go!"

Lift again.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"

"Big brother, why don't you ...... Just keep chopping here. I've been doing first aid for so many years, and I've never seen anything as thrilling as yours. We can't do this work, mainly because our heart can't stand it!"

"Doctor, don't go, save me!" Zhao Zhongyuan said hoarsely.

"Smack!"

Eggs shattered to the ground!!