At the end of 2015, Luo Li proposed to let me go home with her for the New Year, this is the first time I went to her house, I was both excited and a little apprehensive, excited to talk for half a year to take me to see her family, the progress exceeded my expectations, worrying, Luo Li is a Miao in southeast Guizhou, legend has it that Miao people will release Gu, will not encounter anything strange things, right?

If you're not afraid of 10,000, you're afraid of what if!

Actually, I have a misunderstanding about the Miao people's Gu release, not all Miao people will release Gu, only the specific seedlings in the mountains that are blocked by traffic, may still retain the tradition of Gu release, Luo Li belongs to mature seedlings, it has been sinicized early, basically no one will know it, and maybe even the Miao people will not say it.

The bigger misunderstanding is that it is not only the Miao people who will release Gu in history, many ethnic minorities will, and interested friends can learn about it...... Now, if this traditional Gu art is still retained, it is really possible to apply for the world intangible cultural heritage, but as soon as possible, the Koreans know that there is nothing to do with us.

Luo Li also said, it's all made up, few people will release Gu now, as long as you are obedient and don't eat other people's things casually, it's okay, I will protect you.

When the two of us quarreled before, she told me that if you dare to make me angry, you will let the worms eat you!

Luo Li saw that I was indeed a little worried, so she took out an air-dried green fruit from her bag and handed it to me, the size of a green jujube, and told me that this is the unripe fruit of the sequoia tree, because the sequoia tree never attracts pests and diseases, and has the miraculous effect of preventing insects and avoiding pests.

I was skeptical, but I put it away.

My girlfriend took the initiative to let me go home with her for the New Year, what did I hesitate about, even if I had to break through the sea of swords.

Banxian'er is my old iron, who opened a teahouse at the gate of Huguo Temple, and when I heard that I was going back to my hometown with Luo Li for the New Year, I was more excited than me, crying and shouting and begging me to bring him.

He just broke up with his girlfriend, he was depressed, he wanted to go out for a walk, I heard that the girls of the Miao family are very beautiful, like my Luo Li, he also wants to have a beauty hunt.

I warned him, you have to go with the idea of hunting Yan, and die before you can die this heart, do you think the girl of the Miao family can go casually?

He changed his words and said that he had heard that the Miao people's witchcraft were powerful, and he wanted to see it. This coincides with me, and I also want to find a companion to strengthen my courage. In fact, this thing is very cowardly, if he knew that he would almost not come back on this trip, he would definitely not go if he was killed.

I heard that the half-fairy wanted to form a group, but Luo Li disagreed, saying that this is the first time you have seen my family, what is it to bring an outsider.

I think it makes sense, so I told Banxian'er that I'm afraid it won't work, and he scolded me for valuing sex and ignoring friends.

In a blink of an eye, the end of the year was over, and the gifts she brought to her family were also bought, big bags and small bags, and she rushed to Beijing West Railway Station early in the morning to meet Luo Li. To mention here, Luo Li is very conservative, and she hasn't let me break through her last line of defense after knowing her for half a year, let alone living together.

Because there are so many things, I took a Didi from Changying, and as soon as I got in the car, the driver stared at my face.

The driver is in his 40s, with a very coquettish urine mustache under his lips, his gray hair is combed back, the dog licks it like a mess, and a goalkeeper can be stuffed between the front teeth of a mouth.

I was looked at by him: "Master, I have no way on my face, right?"

The driver shook his head and smiled, but did not speak.

When I arrived at the West Railway Station, the master turned back to me and said, "You don't have a road on your face, but you have something else." ”

I said in my heart, this fucking Didi driver or fortune telling, so I ignored him, took out 100 yuan to find him money, he waved his hand and said, this trip is free, brother will send you one more piece of advice, be careful in everything, and do it yourself.

I was anxious: "What do you mean?"

The driver said, "Don't be surprised, brother, I don't take money from the dead." After saying that, he kicked the accelerator and ran.

I was so angry that I scolded, there are all kinds of birdmen, it's really unlucky, I encountered such a neurotic early in the morning.

I walked into the waiting hall with a big bag and a small bag, but I didn't expect someone to call me by name, "Lao He, what about this!"

I saw that it was a half-fairy carrying a travel bag, squeezing her eyebrows at me like a lotus leaf, and shaking the train ticket in her hand.

I'm going, how did this stuff end up here?

He smiled and said, I want to go to Guizhou with you.

I'm really speechless for this fierce man.

At this time, Luo Li came, and when she saw me with the half-fairy, she probably thought that we had a premeditated plan and her face was not good-looking, but she saved me face and didn't say anything.

We took the direct train from Beijing West Railway Station to Guiyang, I lay Luo Li under the bunk, half fairy and I changed seats in the middle shop opposite, arrived at Guiyang Station in the evening of the same day, found a hotel to stay, and then took the train to the southeast of Qiannan Zhenyuan the next day, and then changed to the bus.

On the bus, I saw a gecko-faced man in the front seat, in his 30s, carrying a Miao popular coarse cloth shoulder bag.

The first sight of the gecko on his face scared me, it really looked like a red gecko crawling on his face!

Someone sticks a gecko on the butt of a car, I know what it means, this person makes a gecko on the face, I don't read much, I don't know what he means.

If you look closely, it turns out to be a gecko-shaped red scar, like a birthmark, but it is protruding again, so it does not look like a birthmark.

Lori pinched me and wouldn't let me stare at the man. Unexpectedly, the half-fairy seemed to have discovered a new world, and excitedly attached to my ear and said, "Hey, see, there is a gecko on the face of this thing in front, he won't think he is a car!"

The gecko-faced man in the front seat looked back at us, his eyes were gloomy and frightening, and the half-fairy quickly shut up.

After sitting for three or four hours, we arrived at a town called Kill Pai, and Luo Li's house was in this small town, and we got off the bus, and the gecko-faced man also got out of the car, and caught up with us in three steps and two steps.

My heart tightened, is this guy looking for trouble?

He walked quickly past us, turned his head and glared at us coldly, and walked towards the town.

I asked Luo Li, did you know this person just now?

Luo Li said: "I haven't seen it, you must not mess with him, his face is wrong." ”

What's wrong, I asked?

Luo Li said, "Those with gray faces should hide. ”

I broke the casserole and asked, "What's wrong with your blue face, why are you hiding?"

Luo Li wanted to pinch me: "If you want to hide, just hide, I can still hurt you!"

Half Fairy asked, "What's the matter with the gecko on his face?"

Luo Li said: "It may have made people fall under the gecko Gu." ”

The half-fairy and I were so frightened that our faces changed drastically: "Ah, there are also gecko Gu?!"

There is a gravel road of more than 200 meters from the simple station to the town, and only the four of us got off the train, and the gecko face disappeared at the bend at the foot of the mountain.

Suddenly, a stone jumped up and hit the half-fairy in the stomach, but the half-fairy didn't care and continued to chase Luo Li.

Not far away, a little girl of six or seven years old followed a big yellow dog to meet her, and Lori ran over calling the girl's name.

The big yellow dog pounced on Luo Li, hugged and kissed, Luo Li called at the bench, did she miss me. Then the little girl ran over, and the two kissed again.

I took out the chocolate and gave it to the little girl, who was very shy and backed back.

Luo Li introduced her brother's child, named Xiao Min, Luo Li asked her to call her uncle, and then told me that she didn't eat strangers' things, and said that she took the chocolate and stuffed it into Xiao Min's hand.

Luo Li's house is at the west end of the town, a yard, a two-story building, and a pickup truck is parked at the gate of the yard.

The family has long known that she brought her boyfriend home, and her mother and sister-in-law were busy in the kitchen, and when they heard Xiao Min's cheers, they wiped their hands and came out of the kitchen, and greeted us in the house.

"Where's my brother?" asked Lori as she put down her luggage.

Luo's mother said that she went to buy wine, and the rice wine at home was afraid that Xiao He would not be used to it.

As he spoke, a chubby man came in with a case of beer.

After Luo Li introduced him, she knew that he was Brother Luo, and then shook hands one by one and began to open the meal.

Luo Li's mother's craftsmanship is good, she specially made a few special dishes for us, Zhenyuan dishes, sour fish soup, Sansui Ma duck or something, I can't remember the name, there is a dish called fried fragrant worms, Luo Li encouraged me and Banxian Er to eat more, I must have never eaten it.

After taking a bite, I was not sure, and asked her what kind of worm she made of?

Lori smiled mysteriously: "The larvae of the big hornet." ”

I almost threw up, I'll go, this can be eaten? Think about when I was a kid...... I don't dare to eat anymore.

Banxian'er was originally a foodie, and he didn't refuse to come, especially fried incense worms, shouting for revenge in his mouth, shouting high protein, let's let him kill half of it himself.

Brother Luo's amount of alcohol is okay, let's try the home-brewed rice wine, the half-fairy must taste it, the beer is replaced by rice wine, the first time I saw the mother-in-law, I have to take it easy, the half-fairy doesn't care about these, and Brother Luo drinks a lot of meat and vegetables.

I wanted to leave a good impression, so I persuaded Banxian to drink less, this product was so interesting to drink, regardless of it, it didn't give me face at all.

Brother Luo was also happy, unrelenting, and half fairy, saying that he had to accompany the guests, and he had the style of Shandong people, and if he didn't drink the guests, he didn't fulfill the friendship of the landlord.

I'm so embarrassed that I can't persuade anyone.

Luo Li said, let them drink at home, and I won't persuade them.

Luo Li and Luo's mother stayed with them until 9 o'clock and went to rest, and I stayed with them until 11 o'clock before going to bed.

In the second half of the night, Banxian suddenly howled like a pig, waking up the whole family.

I asked him what was going on, and he clutched his stomach and shouted that it hurt.

If you don't have any interest, you must have eaten too much! I scolded him.

He rolled in pain, his face was covered with sweat, and he struggled and said, "It's definitely not propped up, it's something in his stomach!"

When Luo's mother heard this, she quickly asked, "Did you eat other people's things on the way?"

Luo Li said that she had eaten in Guiyang, and it was a serious restaurant, so there should be no problem.

I remembered that I had eaten hot and sour noodles once on the streets of Guiyang, and the proprietress was an aunt in her 50s, wearing a national costume. I felt very embarrassed at the time, so I scolded Banxian'er, you are sick, why do you ask people like this? Banxian'er was very proud, and said that from the Internet, if the other party releases Gu, if you ask, she only needs to answer no, and this Gu will be broken. I'll go, this fierce man, Luo Li and I almost knelt for him at that time.

When I told this detail, Mother Luo shook her head and said, "That's okay, no one is harming people for no reason, have you offended anyone else?"

Luo Li's face changed: "Probably not, he didn't touch us." ”

I also thought of the gecko-faced man who used to glare at us viciously.

Could it be that there was something wrong with his eyes?

Luo Li told me that her mother used to be a doctor in the county hospital and learned a little Gu art from her grandmother.

Mother Luo asked me to control Banxian'er, she lifted Banxian'er's clothes, groped with her hand on his stomach, and asked where it hurt while touching.

Touching the position of the liver, the half-fairy screamed in pain.

I anxiously asked, "What the hell is wrong with my buddy?"

Luo's mother sighed: "He has a stone in his stomach, and he is still jumping! Who did you meet on the road?"

Luo Li: "A man with a gecko on his face, his face is blue, and it doesn't look normal. ”

Luo's mother's face suddenly turned pale.