Chapter 3 This serpent is not a mortal thing
After Fat Dun carried the snake and took Zhang Hu and the others back home, several people walked into Fat Dun's house, Fat Dun still put the snake in the yard, and shouted to the house with excitement in his tone, "Dad, you see what I caught on the mountain!"
As soon as Fat Dun's voice fell, he saw a middle-aged man walking out of the house, wearing plain clothes, his figure was fatter than Fat Dun, and his appearance was similar to Fat Dun, this middle-aged man was Fat Dun's father, Zhang Hu saw Fat Dun's father come out of the house, and politely shouted "Uncle Fugui." The fat father looked at Zhang Hu and smiled slightly, then turned his head to look at the snake the size of an adult's arm on the ground, "Good boy, this snake has become a sperm? Fat Dun saw his father's surprised expression and said proudly, "Dad, it was Zhang Hu who saw the snake first, I saw that this snake was dying, and when I saw that we didn't run, I didn't see any traces of injury, so I picked up a wooden stick and knocked it to death." ”
"Dad, if we don't peel the snake and eat it, I haven't eaten a snake for a long time, just let Zhang Hu and them taste your craftsmanship. Fat Dun looked at his father excitedly, for fear that his father would not let him eat this snake, and there was nothing more delicious than snake meat in Fat Dun's heart.
Fat Dun not only sighed secretly, the last time he ate snake meat was in the last year, when Fat Dun's father caught one in his yard, since Fat Dun ate the snake meat after he fell in love with the taste of snake meat, every time he dreamed that he was eating snake meat, but the snake is not easy to catch, so the most painful thing in the world of Fat Dun is that he can't eat snake meat, every time Fat Dun can't sleep at night because he dreams of eating snake meat.
After hearing Fat Dun's words, Fat Dun's father looked at Zhang Hu and the others standing in front of him, especially at Fat Dun who was intoxicated with his fantasy, and couldn't help coughing dryly, "Okay, but I have never seen this snake, I don't know if it is poisonous." ”
"Dad, I seem to have heard the second uncle say that poisonous snakes can also be eaten, as long as you throw away the fangs and internal organs. After hearing his father's consent, Fat Dun hurriedly said what he knew.
"Okay, I'll eat snake meat today. With that, Fat Dun's father was ready to bend down and pick up the snake on the ground.
I only heard Lu Xian's shout from outside the door, "Fat Dun, Fat Dun!" Fat Dun smiled after hearing Lu Xian's voice, and looked at Zhang Hu next to him, "Zhang Hu, believe it or not, Lu Xian's coward must be afraid that we will laugh at him and come over to eat snake meat with a cheeky skin." Zhang Hu and a few people next to him laughed after hearing this.
I saw that it was not Lu Xian who came first, Lu Xian's grandfather walked in front with a dry tobacco pouch, and Lu Xian followed behind his grandfather, and Fat Dun thought to himself after seeing Lu Xian's grandfather, "Lu Xian, this kid is hiding deep enough, saying that he won't eat and bring his grandfather to eat together!"
After Fat Dun's father saw Lu Xian's grandfather enter the yard, he shouted respectfully, "Uncle Lu is here, it just so happened that Fat Dun caught a snake, don't leave tonight, eat snake meat at my house." ”
Lu Xian's grandfather did not agree or refuse, looked at the snake in the hand of the fat dun's father, his eyes were staring at the position of the snake's head, and the pupils in his eyes contracted, "Fugui, why don't you sell this snake to me?" I will go to the mountain and catch another one for you another day!"
Fat Dun's father smiled after hearing this, "Uncle Lu, this is what Fat Dun caught, if you want to eat it, you can eat it together, say what you can't buy or not!"
The fat dun next to him was not happy, "Grandpa Lu, I finally caught such a big snake, we are all ready to eat, it's a big deal to eat two more bowls when you can eat." After saying this, Fat Dun felt his heart hurt, and thought about it, for the sake of his favorite snake meat, eat two bowls less!
"Fat Dun, it's not that grandpa wants to eat this snake, but this snake can't eat it" Lu Xian's grandfather looked at Fat Dun's expression and smiled after listening to Fat Dun's words.
"Fugui, if I'm not mistaken, you can't cut the skin of this snake with a knife. Lu Xian's grandfather took a puff after lighting a dry cigarette and said.
Fat Dun's father looked at the snake in his hand, looked at Lu Xian's grandfather and smiled, "Uncle Lu, what you said is a bit exaggerated, I can't skin a snake." ”
As soon as Fat Dun's father's words fell, Fat Dun went to the kitchen to get the kitchen knife in a hurry, Fat Dun snatched the snake from his father's hand, put the snake on the ground, and slashed unhurriedly at the snake's stomach, although he had not killed the snake, but he had seen his father peel the snake's skin, and the kitchen knife was sent out when it touched the snake's skin. 呲.. 呲.. The sound of the fat dun scratched twice, and the snakeskin did not move at all, not even scratches.
"Dad, try it!" Fat Dun handed the knife to his father, and Fat Dun's father took the knife and slashed it twice, but he didn't move!!
"This snake is not a mortal thing, even if you cut the blade flat, you can't move it in the slightest!" Lu Xian's grandfather said solemnly.