Chapter 390: Survival on a Desert Island (Part I)
"Go!"
The two of them were famous and young people, wrapped in colorful essence, took off into the air and flew towards the island in the distance.
Lao Dao stroked his goatee, took out a black robe from his arms, and waved it in the direction where Mingyang flew out.
"Old friends, flags, seals, tripods, cars...... The little things in your previous life, I used different means, secretly gave it to you, and I did it to the fullest, this day is about to change, you have to grow up quickly. ”
On the beach of a deserted desert island in the middle of the sea, Mingyang opened his eyes slightly, his clothes were ragged, and he slowly sat up.
With his movements, he only felt an indescribable pain all over his body, his mouth was bitter and salty, and he endured the huge pain on his body, lightly hammered his lower abdomen, and spit out a mouthful of fishy salty and bitter seawater.
"I didn't die of this powerful explosion, sure enough, Ji people have their own natural appearance, and they are blessed with great lives......"
Mingyang reluctantly got up, and saw a young man in a white robe lying not far from him.
"You damn thing! I didn't think you were dead!"
Mingyang staggered over and grabbed the young man's neck, and then Mingyang was stunned for a moment, because he found that the young man's appearance had changed a lot, or rather, his gender had changed.
Mingyang instantly remembered that the one who collided with him at the Golden Horse Awards before and gave himself a familiar feeling.
"It's hard that he's a pity star, and he's been dressing up as a man?"
Mingyang muttered in a low voice, stretched out his hand tremblingly, and grabbed a handful of Pixing's breasts......
"It seems to be really a woman, I used to see that she was always wearing a fat white robe, but I didn't expect how there was material on her chest, big enough, soft enough, I don't know if there is a ...... underneath"
couldn't help but think of the ambiguous experience of Pixing lying on himself at the Golden Horse Awards, and he couldn't control the 'little teddy' in his heart, and slowly leaned towards Pixing's body uncontrollably with one hand.
"What are you going to do!"
Suddenly, a coquettish sound came, and Mingyang withdrew his hand as a thief, only to see that Pian Xingqiao's face was crimson, and he was staring at himself with his hands on his chest.
"I... I'm going to treat you, you know, I'm a good doctor, yes, yes, that's it. ”
"Healing? Then why are your hands ...... down?"
At this time, Mingyang was like Situ Kongkong possessed, and the scoundrel with a big radish face that was not red or white said: "What is my hand down?"
"You... You...... Nothing ......."
Lianxing 'you' didn't say anything for a long time, and finally could only glare at this scoundrel: "You and I temporarily ceased fighting, and keep your distance, if you dare to approach, I will kill you!"
"Kill me at every turn, you're more of a killer than me!"
Mingyang glanced at the merciful star, got up and walked towards the island, because at this time, the true qi in the body was empty, and the body was also very weak, so he could only pick up the fallen coconut on the ground, take out a sharp golden moxibustion needle, dig a small hole, and drink coconut water.
Sitting on the beach, Lianxing looked at the famous man who drank coconut water, subconsciously swallowed and spit, stretched out his tongue and licked his dry lips, and also walked over, picked up the coconut on the ground, and hit the stone hard.
But the current situation of the mercy star is similar to that of fame, and her physical fitness is far inferior to fame, no matter how she smashes it, she can't break the solid shell of the coconut.
Mingyang looked at the laborious Pian Xing, couldn't help but shake his head helplessly, picked up a coconut casually, and used a sharp golden moxibustion needle to cut out a small hole, and handed it to Pi Xing.
"Choked on the seawater, it's strange if you're not thirsty, drink it. ”
"Humph!"
Lianxing snorted coldly and didn't look overwhelmed: "Don't drink what you demon gives, and you have to keep your distance from me!"
"I really love to care if you live or die. ”
Mingyang pouted, put the coconut on the ground and walked towards the beach.
Lianxing smashed the stone a few more times, but it had no effect, and he secretly glanced at Mingyang's back, walked over and picked up Mingyang's open coconut, raised his head and drank two sips.
Mingyang turned his head suddenly, just to see the action of the mercy star, and said with a smile: "I won't drink your water even if I die, it's so delicious, the iron-clad little mercy star ......"
Lianxing wiped his mouth and said lightly: "I didn't ask for your demonic thing, I really picked it up." ”
"Is it fun to lie to yourself?"
Fame no longer cares about the stars, but digs up on the beach.
"Dogs, digging pits. ”
Looking at the appearance of fame, Pian Xing couldn't help but say sarcastically.
Soon Mingyang dug up something that resembled a man's thing, all pink, squirming in Mingyang's hands, and squirting water......
Lianxing's face suddenly turned red: "What is this, you rascal!"
"It's a sea intestine! I don't know what you're thinking about in your head is so unhealthy. ”
Mingyang casually threw the sea intestine on the ground, picked up a rotting fish carcass on the beach, pulled out the fish bone with a barb, pulled out the white end of "A Thought of Life and Death" on his wrist, tied the barbed fish bone, and tore the sea intestine open, and hung the internal organs on it to make a simple fish hook with bait.
After doing everything, Mingyang threw the improvised hook into the sea with all his might.
Lianxing looked at Mingyang with disdain: "You're actually fishing, you foodie, you don't think about how to escape, you just want to eat!"
"You know what a fart, this island is deserted, there are a lot of poisonous snakes and beasts in the jungle, maybe there will be a few cannibals, as far as we are now, ordinary people can't beat it, you can wait to die when you encounter these dangers.
Therefore, it is better to recuperate at the seaside, recover a little true qi, and have the power of self-protection to enter the interior of the island and climb to the commanding heights, so that you can identify the direction and your own location, or let out wolf smoke to ask for help from passing planes and ships!"
Fame Yang glanced at the merciful star, and at this moment, his whole body pounced forward and fell into the sea.
"Let you show off, you deserve it!"
Pulling the name of life and death hard, he looked at the mercy star: "Now we are grasshoppers on a rope, don't laugh at me, this fish is too big, I am weak and can't drag it now, you can't help me!"
"Who is the same as you, this devil is a grasshopper on a rope, and I am not a grasshopper!"
"Don't pick on the little words, hurry up and help, I'm going to be taken into the sea!"
Pian Xing walked over with a reluctant face, grabbed Mingyang's shoulders, and pulled hard to the shore, but because Mingyang was now wet, and his clothes were also tattered, he was dragged by Pian Xing, and he actually pulled his shirt down, revealing Mingyang's strong upper body.
"Are you trying to plot against me, my clothes are in tatters like this, and you are still tugging at my clothes and hugging my waist!"
Pixing's face flushed: "Don't hug!"
"If you don't wait, I'll eat sand, and I'm being taken into the sea by fish, don't think about it, you're alone on this island, you guys with basically zero survival skills, just live Robinson's life!"
(End of chapter)