Forty-two Crow's Beak
The car sped down the road after leaving Yejiazhuang, and the sun shone on the earth.
The trees on both sides of the road were rapidly retreating, and the light made Ye Wuxin, who had been suppressed for too long, feel extremely happy, and he had the urge to shout loudly.
"Brother, our car is really luxurious. ”
Ye Yingying sat in the speeding BMW, feeling extremely comfortable, this little girl from a poor family did not expect that she would be able to sit in a high-end car before getting married.
When I was in the class, I listened to my classmates blowing water every day, this one said that his father had just brought up a Land Rover, and the other said that her mother had just bought a Dior, and whenever this time she could only walk away silently.
And today, I finally got into the luxury car that did not lose to them, and I finally don't have to feel inferior anymore, it's good to have a brother!
"Brother, you are so good, I will let you be my brother in the next life. ”
Ye Yingying was excited to touch here and there, and the excitement was beyond words.
The baby was a little jealous when she heard this, and pouted: "Dad, I will let you be my brother in the future." ”
"Huh?"
Ye Wuxin, who was driving, was stunned for a moment, and almost burst out laughing when he came back to his senses, "Why did I suddenly downgrade?"
The baby rubbed the corners of her skirt and thought for a while, "Hmm...... Well, which, the baby's previous father is older, and you are not as old as him. Also, if you call your father, everyone you call your aunt must be called grandma, and the baby doesn't want to have so many grandmothers. ”
Now that the little girl has turned a corner, Ye Wuxin naturally can't ask for it.
I am a college student, with a three-and-a-half-year-old daughter, and I can't tell even if I am full of mouths. Those who believe in their character know that they picked it up, and those who don't believe it may think it's their illegitimate daughter!
"Good, good...... After the baby, he will call me brother, and he is not allowed to call his father. ”
Ye Wuxin happily agreed, I can accept my sister's control, but I can't accept my daughter's control.
Ye Yingying rolled her eyes: "I don't want to be a sister, I finally got over my aunt's addiction." ”
The baby also rolled her eyes: "Who said I was going to call your sister? ”
"Aren't my brother and I inferior in this way?"
Ye Yingying was a little big by this difficult little ancestor, so he stopped talking to her, continued to pay attention to the car, leaned on the seat and stretched his neck and asked, "Brother...... Do you think our car is a luxury car?"
Ye Wuxin smiled: "Our car is a high-end car at most, how can it be called a luxury car if it is less than one million? ”
Before Ye Yingying could answer, the baby interjected: "Brother, you are so good, give this car to my aunt, and give me the luxury car." ”
Ye Yingying was so angry that he blew his beard and glared: "Snack goods, shut your mouth, why are you everywhere?"
Ye Yingying asked again: "By the way, brother, when did you get your driver's license?"
"Is the roasted claw delicious?" the baby stuck out her tongue and licked her lips, "The baby wants to eat it." ”
Ye Yingying was about to collapse: "Snack goods, get out!"
"How do I think it's cute!"
Ye Wuxin turned his head and glanced at the innocent baby, and praised her, so as not to "hurt" the young heart.
After a pause, he replied to his sister: "Actually, my brother is busy with classes during the day and writing novels at night, so he has no time to take the driver's license test." Although I can drive, I really don't have a driver's license, and when I get back to Jinsha this time, I must take the time to get a driver's license. ”
Ye Yingying was speechless: "Ah...... So you don't have a driver's license, you won't be caught by the traffic police, right?"
The baby interjected again: "My brother knows martial arts and beats the traffic police to death." ”
Ye Yingying couldn't help laughing: "It seems that you are not just a snack, you are still a chatterbox, do you think you are a monster? ”
The baby, who was originally happy, suddenly cried, "Woo woo......"
Ye Wuxin hurriedly turned his head to comfort: "Isn't the baby very lively, why did my aunt cry when she joked with you?"
Ye Yingying hurriedly pulled out a handkerchief to wipe the baby's tears, "Little cutie, don't cry, my aunt won't be angry with you in the future." ”
The baby sobbed and said, "My aunt scolded the baby, so the baby didn't get angry." But my aunt said that the baby was a monster, and the baby was not happy. Once upon a time, a monster told me that babies were of the same kind, and my father killed him. ”
Ye Wuxin smiled and coaxed: "Okay, the baby doesn't cry, you are so cute, how can you be a monster?"
The car walked forward for an hour, passing through Shima Town, Ye Wuxin slowed down the speed of the car and glanced outside, and asked the baby: "Does the baby remember what place this is?"
The baby thought for a moment, "I picked up your place." ”
"Huh?"
Ye Wuxin realized his sister's mood just now this time, "Little ancestor, I lost, thank you for picking me up, otherwise I would definitely watch the ants climbing the pole under the street lamp and be frozen to death by the wind." ”
The town of Shima is full of traffic, with cars, trucks, buses, tricycles, and electric vehicles, and the noise can be heard for several miles.
The town's closed shops have opened, and vendors in the vegetable market have also poured in, taking advantage of the lack of food and vegetables in the people's homes, ready to make a big profit.
Ye Wuxin parked the car on the side of the road and walked to the street lamp, only to see that his handwritten message was still posted on the lamp pole, and no one called him, it seems that the baby's father will probably not come back, and nine times out of ten he has been killed.
"Alas...... It seems that from now on this little girl will not be able to leave behind!"
Ye Wuxin shook his head and sighed, got into the car, and continued to drive forward, passing through the shuttle-like traffic and entering the wide and flat provincial road.
"Brother, where are we going?" Ye Yingying asked, "Shouldn't we go east when we go to the county seat?"
"The county has just gone through a big chaos, and it must not have returned to normal, so let's go to Tongcheng, that is, walk for an extra 40 minutes. ”
An hour later, Ye Wuxin pulled the baby and Yingying into Tongcheng, and when he passed through an intersection, he met the traffic police and waved to pull over.
"It's over!"
Ye Wuxin's mind was a little dazed, he escaped the clutches of the monster, but he was about to be planted in the hands of the traffic police.
But then again, driving without a license is definitely illegal, but in the previous life I had a driver's license at the age of sixteen, and I was an amateur racing driver, and the handling skills were first-class, and this life was subject to various factors and I didn't have time to learn.
Seeing the traffic police coming, Ye Yingying wanted to cry: "Brother...... It's all my fault, Crow's Beak!"
The baby baby's hands were parted, and his face was murderous: "Do you want to set fire to him?"
"You all keep me honest in the car, and I'll go down and do what I want. ”
Ye Wuxin pulled the car over to the side of the road, took the initiative to get out of the car and greeted the traffic police, "Uncle policeman, hello!"
The uniformed traffic policeman saluted with one hand: "Hello comrade, please show your driver's license!"