019 Became a full-time employee
"Wangwang~"
The two dogs roared angrily regardless of Qingyang's scare, and they didn't wait for me to move, so they turned around and ran away, I chased after them, and found that there were constantly ghosts sticking out their heads around, covering their mouths and snickering at us. I'm helpless and angry, but I won't take off my shoes and smash them on both heads, right? Entering the sight of the ghosts, I don't worry about Qingyang appearing, hugging my clothes tightly and running, I already feel that my intestines are going to vomit out, so I simply don't run.
"Hey, little ghost, what are you doing here? hahaha~"
A long-tongued ghost jumping in front of me asked.
"Don't laugh at him, His Highness the Enma has already given a notice, so let's hurry to the Twin Palace. ”
It's really not a backache to stand and talk, otherwise you will chase after you? Hey, what is the Enma doing when he gathers a group of ghosts?
Unable to hear the sound, Qingyang drilled out half of his head and pressed against Zou Zhou's red cheeks, "Mother, are we going to chase those two dog ghosts now or go to see His Highness the Enma?"
"Well, this ~ my mother still has to think about it. ”
Qingyang lowered his head, inspected the surroundings and re-entered Zou Zhou's warm clothes.
The dense dark clouds overhead had dispersed, but even so, there was no bright light shining down, and the rows of haunted houses in front of me seemed a little deep and bottomless. The houses in Hell are not too different from the others, and they all build different houses according to local conditions. As far as I have seen, there are ancient buildings with gray tiles and white walls like Xinye Ancient Town, old houses with blue bricks and white walls like Qushuiting Street in Jinan, stilted buildings like the Phoenix Tuojiang River by the mountains and rivers, and yurts in Inner Mongolia are also similar, but there is no chance to step into the prosperous place yet.
There are countless streets and alleys connecting the different styles of houses, and most of them are long alleys. For a road idiot like me, it's obvious that it's causing me trouble, there are roads on the front and back, left and right, and the two dogs have run away and don't know where to go, and nothing can make me feel comfortable~
"Qingyang, can my mother ask you for one thing now?"
"What?".
I hugged Qingyang's head, and the best way I could think of was this for the time being. "Qingyang, you become my men's clothes, I'll chase those two dogs, I'll go to the twin halls to see, if it's just, I'll come back here and wait until I see you coming, I'll go to find you." ”
As long as Zou Zhou said it, Qingyang was willing to accept it.
After separating from Qingyang, I realized a very serious problem, where should I go to the Twin Palace? I laughed self-deprecatingly, dragging my sore leg around in a circle, or not, all roads lead to Rome.
Ten ~ twenty ~ thirty ~
"Why are you again?"
The sound is a little familiar, but no matter how I look at it, I don't notice a single hair.
"Why haven't you gone to the Twin Halls by this time?"
Roar ...... Scared me to death~
Isn't this the triangular-eyed ghost in front of you who caught me in the first place?
Out of pure politeness, I half-stretched out my hand and said hello, looking at my eyes more viciously now than last time, and I didn't make a mistake, did I?
"That me...... Actually, I'm lost, can you take me to the Twin Palaces, my lord?"
Cautiously asked, my legs trembling.
Without answering, I turned around and walked on my own, touched my head, gritted my teeth and followed. The sideline of the path was quickly left behind, it was too embarrassing not to speak, and in order to relieve my tension, I swallowed my saliva, "My name is Zou Zhou, how did you first arrive, please take care of me." ”
“......”
"Hahaha, thank you for taking me to the Twin Palace, I don't know the name of the adult~"
“......”
It turns out that silence is not the most embarrassing, but as I am now, only more embarrassing. Seeing the twin halls in front of me, I wanted to say thank you, that adult is not rare at all, and I don't need to be embarrassed, so I walked in silently.
The twin halls were very lively, not like a meeting at all, but walked into the vegetable market with a group of aunts. I craned my neck to see Xiaobai's tall hat, shuttling through the sweaty ghosts, standing next to Xiaobai, finally allowing my brain to rest and rest.
Boom~
Suddenly, I heard the sound like the head teacher who was angry and slammed the blackboard, I immediately looked at it, but unfortunately the height was far from enough, so I had to unceremoniously step on Xiaobai's feet and raise my head and try to look, it turned out that the Enma was shooting the stone mill~ And my eyes moved to Yan Luo's body on the side.
All the demons were settled, and after nodding with relief, Enma said, "Our festival is approaching, don't delay your own work because of excitement, if you make a mistake and cause a big thing, you are not allowed to take half a step out of your house." Secondly, starting today, Zou Zhou has officially become a member of Xie Bi'an and Fan Wusu Ghost Hunting, you must continue to treat everyone equally, and you must not engage in special discrimination. ”
Is this speaking for me?
Xiaobai squeezed Zou Zhou's arm, smiled and said softly: "Ershen, you are now our regular employee, and we will have to celebrate when we go back later." ”
"Okay, okay. ”
The meeting was quickly coming to an end, and I didn't hear a word of what Enma said later, but I found that the other demons looked at me with indescribable strangeness, which made me a little uncomfortable.
When I got out of the twin halls, Xiaobai stopped me and said that he wanted to accompany me to apply for a hellish household registration, which made me very confused. Looking at the ghost on the other side of the window, holding a black-and-white photograph of me, age, gender, and detailed address, I had to wonder: is this a hell for the dead or a world for the living?
"Ershen, you don't need to keep staring at your household register. ”
"You know what? I'm reminiscing. ”
Xiaobai stopped, pulled Zou Zhou to stop, "Ershen, did you go to the Twin Hall without sending those two dogs to the trial?"
I put away my household registration, and when I looked up, I saw the triangular-eyed ghost standing at our door, carrying a dog in one hand, staring at me viciously.
Xiaobai pulled Zou Zhou forward with him, "Thank you for helping Er Gray catch these two ghosts." Xiaobai said, pressing Zou Zhou's head to thank him.
"I'm not in the mood to do something like that next time. ”
Xiaobai took out the handcuffs and anklets and put them on Samoyed's body, and stared at Zou Zhou with squinted eyes, "Tell me why you left them?"
"That's not the case, I knew that the Enma was calling you for a meeting, and I didn't want to cause trouble for you again, so I let Qingyang become me to chase them, and I went. It's also the one who took me to the twin halls just now, and I don't know his name. ”
Xiaobai sighed and nodded at Zou Zhou's forehead, "That's a Yaksha, he can help you, I don't know what luck you have taken?"
It's like I'm going to have peach blossom luck and shit luck.
I didn't think that Yaksha looked like this, and it subverted my imagination.