When I woke up in bed the next day, I felt that my head still hurt a little, and how I came back yesterday was completely broken. I picked up my phone and called my dad, trying to remind him that his surname Li had too many eyes and that he should be on guard.

As soon as he opened his mouth, my father scolded, you are too embarrassed by the bear thing, and you just drank a few glasses of wine and lay down.

I said I don't know what's going on, the eyes of the surname Li are red, don't you see?

"He didn't drink less that day, just looking at the red eyes of others, you didn't look at yourself, your whole body was red, like his mother's skinned rabbit. ”

"Isn't this inherited from you, why do I just feel that the surname Li is a little weird?"

"Strange you bastard, he received a lot of tiles from me today, and the price is also in place, take him to the tomb at night to see, not to mention him, do you know who sent you home yesterday?"

"I don't know, I'm in bed when I wake up. ”

"The little girl in the photo drove you back, and you vomited your daughter-in-law's body, quack. "Dad was smiling like a duck on the other end of the phone.

Is this my fucking father? My son is making a fool of himself and laughing like this.

Wait, who?

The home where the fan girl sent me?

"No, what's going on?"

"You're fucking unconscious, we're catching a train, your Uncle Li called your daughter-in-law here, she looks really good, your kid is not shallow, Lao Tzu is 20 years younger, and there will be nothing to do with you! quack quack......

This fucking is my father, and if I change the two, I will directly greet his ancestors for eighteen generations.

"Why, you didn't watch?" asked the old thing with a smile.

"I just woke up, look at it!"

This was my first blind date with a matchmaker! What are the intentions of the two old guys, isn't this trying to kill me!

I suddenly felt that something was wrong, and I hurriedly lifted the towel quilt, and I was naked!

it, lost your body?!

That was my first reaction.

At the same time, the beautiful face in the photo came to mind, and I felt a little lucky. It seems that there is indeed a girl who is close to me in my dream.

Happiness came so suddenly, I wasn't prepared for it.

But after thinking about it, it's unlikely, she shouldn't be such a casual girl, and when she thinks about it like this, she suddenly feels lost.

Sure enough, I saw a note on the bedside table: I'm sorry, you're throwing up all over your body, I'll help you wash your clothes, my clothes are dirty, wear your left.

Today is my birthday, if you want to come, 3 p.m., this is the address.

Behind it is a long list of addresses, a place that has never been heard of.

I looked up at the balcony outside the window, my clothes and her skirt were hanging on the hanger, the sun was bright and good at eight or nine o'clock, the breeze was blowing, and the clothes of the two were swaying in the wind, as if they were holding hands and singing and dancing.

There is an illusory sense that the years are quiet.

I looked at it for a long time, and then my eyes returned to her handsome and powerful words, the beauty has an appointment, no matter where it is, it is the Longtan Tiger's Den, and it is to break through.

I made up my mind, so I quickly got up and took a shower, took off the towel and was aware that I was running a horse at night, cleaned it and went downstairs to have an early meal, and got a haircut.

Then go to the Paradise Street mall to choose a birthday gift, and after thinking twice, I don't know what gift to buy.

The first time I bought a gift for a girl, it was a birthday present, and it was really big. Girls should be perfume lipsticks or something, but I don't know her preferences, and it's easy to shoot on the horse's legs if the fart is not good, but it's not beautiful.

On the street, I often see Xiao Gongju chasing the male ticket and flirting with his hooves, but he probably didn't shoot well.

Seeing the backs of the two girls in front of me, one is thin and leaky, and the other is a graceful long skirt, which is similar to the style of the skirt she hung on the veranda, and the figure is similar, it is better to buy a skirt, it just so happened that I stained her skirt.

At the recommendation of the shopping guide, I chose a bohemian beach dress, she knew it was for my girlfriend, and suggested that I find a gift shop to wrap it.

When I returned to the rental office, I was already sweating and had already taken a shower at more than 1 o'clock.

I've always been a paranoid punctuality person, and no matter what the appointment, I would show up a quarter of an hour and a half an hour early. After all, the address left by the fan sister is a remote place, and I am afraid it will take some time to find, so I have to set off in advance.

I packed myself up, put the gift in the car, and decided to wash the car first.

Last year, because of work needs, I spent 8,000 yuan to buy an N-lot Cherokee.

While waiting for the car wash, I slipped into a nearby florist and bought a bouquet of roses.

The address given by the fan sister is at the foot of the West Mountain, the narrow oil road up the mountain turns left and right, and the mobile phone navigation is still looking for a long time, and I walked a little bit into the mountain, and came to a valley, and finally saw a few buildings, which turned out to be a hall. However, the environment is indeed beautiful, with mountains and rivers and green trees.

What is the origin of the fan girl?

This is by no means a place for ordinary people to come, a girl from a mountain village who has just come to Beijing for half a year actually has a birthday party in such a high-end hall!

Suddenly, I felt that I couldn't hold the skirt I bought for more than 500 now, and my heart was a little empty.

Can such a girl take a fancy to me? I know better than anyone else how many pounds and taels I have, isn't this a dream?

Did you drink too much last night and haven't sobered up yet?

I pumped my mouth, it really hurt.

After parking the car, the thoughts in my mind did not stop.

Cross a small bridge and come to the modern open gate, where a large stone stands in the flower bed at the door, engraved with the words "Xishi Valley".

The security guard at the door didn't stop me or ask me, I went straight into the yard.

The yard is large, and the entrance is a large flower bed, and around the flower bed, along the wooden plank road, among the green trees, is a group of simple shapes, very designed red houses, half of which are suspended on the hillside.

I went up the stairs, there were many rooms inside, and I found the room number according to the message of the fan girl.

After knocking on the door, enter the room.

The room was large with several large glass windows. The window just looks out the gate and the mountain opposite.

In front of the window, there was a large coffee table and a sofa surrounded by a U, on which two men and two women sat sit.

It was the fan girl who opened the door for me, oh my God, who is it not Luo Li?

She smiled at me, what a familiar smile!

My legs were actually weak, and she was prettier than before, a little taller, whiter, with bigger eyes, and a touch of lipstick.

"Is it really you, Lori?" I widened my eyes and grabbed her shoulder.

The fan girl politely took my hands away and smiled coldly: "Who is Luo Li?

Several people in the room let out a "Ou" sound, and their eyes brushed over.

"You're really not Lori?"

The fan girl shook her head.

"How is that possible, who the hell are you?"

"I'm Yezi! You drank too much yesterday and haven't woken up yet?" he said and giggled, "I'll ask someone to bring me a bowl of sobering soup." ”

I waved my hand again and again: "No, no, no." "My heart is in a mess, is there anyone in the world who looks so similar?

Fan sister please go inside.

"I'm sorry yesterday for causing you trouble. I said as I entered the room.

"Nothing, I'm glad you can come today. ”

I handed her the gift and roses: "Happy birthday!"

The fan sister took it: "Thank you, let you break the bank, come, my friend, get to know me." ”

The fan sister said, introducing me to her friend.

"Internet writer, Brother He. ”

Her friends all stood up and greeted me. A few pairs of eyes looked up and down, I tried my best to hold the point, a bunch of little ghosts, I couldn't let them look flat.

Only one boy looked out the window, like a sculpture, and didn't move from the moment I entered the door.

When the fan girl introduced him, she just turned around and looked at me expressionlessly, and then turned away.

I remember the name of this arrogant boy: Li Dongbin.

I heard it as Lu Dongbin.

Fan Mei said, don't worry about him, now that everyone has arrived, let's start.

A pink little girl shouted: "Brother He, if you don't come again, we will all starve to death, I haven't eaten lunch, just wait for this meal." ”

The fan sister said: "Okay, wait a minute, you have to give Brother He a cup more, he is your savior." ”

A red-haired boy with studs made a thumbs down gesture and looked at me half-jokingly and half-defiantly.

I said in my heart, yesterday I saw the red eyes of the surname Li, and fainted inexplicably, today I want to see what you little boys are capable of, and put Lao Tzu down, usually drinking Lao Tzu has never been afraid of anyone.

At this time, a box of foreign wine and a few cases of Tsingtao beer were pushed up by two young men in red vests in a small cart, and the fruit plate was temporarily removed and replaced with hot and cold dishes.

I don't know where the waiter came from.

The stud man tapped the remote control, and a closet door on the wall slid to the side, revealing a giant screen display, and on either side were one-person tall speakers.

Then the remote control turned, and the curtain slowly fell.

Lu Dongbin walked up to the busy fan girl and held a jewelry box in front of her.

"Happy Birthday!"

The fan girl opened the jewelry box and twisted out a beautiful necklace.

"Thank you, it's beautiful!"

Tie Guan Li took the necklace, walked behind the fan girl, and helped her put it on.

The slender and white neck of the fan girl sets off the delicate necklace, and the advertising poster is nothing more than that.

Wait, what's going on?!

Why am I dripping?

A black mist rose in front of me, and before I could drink the wine, I was already shaking.

Then they started singing.

I don't know how much wine I drank, but under the coaxing of the pink girls, I went crazy, took the wine bottle as a microphone, and yelled a song "Love is Not So Beautiful".

Later, I yelled another song and I don't remember anything.

I fucking drank too much again.

When I woke up, it was already the afternoon of the next day, and the sunset was three shots.

I found myself lying on an iron-framed bed, cold, small, dirty, and darkly lit.

When I looked down, I was still covered with white sheets.

Am I dead?!

I sat up for a while, and suddenly felt sore all over, lifted the white sheet to see, wiped, and hung in neutral again, who stripped Lao Tzu naked!

Suddenly, I remembered the legend of a rumor of stealing organs after being anesthetized......