Chapter 549: Poetry Against Poetry
Concubine Leng instantly had an ominous premonition, feeling that Sunan must be driving again.
Last time at the opening ceremony, this product recited a broken poem that made people blush in front of all his classmates......
Right now......
Now it's just the two of them, and they must be teasing themselves unscrupulously!
However, Concubine Leng secretly thought in her heart that she must also pretend to be an old driver.
These stinky men like to tell meat jokes to women, and then look at the shyness of women.
I can't give him this chance, I must pretend to be an old driver, and when he finishes reading this poem, I will pretend that I have already heard it!
Sunan coughed twice, and said lightly.
"Once upon a time there was a mountain, there was a temple in the mountain, and there was a little nun in the temple, who was really pretty, and she didn't compete for spring, but only reported the spring, and when the chrysanthemums were blooming, she laughed in the bushes. ”
After Sunan finished reading, he nodded very well, as if he was reminiscing about something.
Concubine Leng was stunned for a long time, and instinctively asked.
"Finished?"
"Yes, it's over!"
This......
It's nothing, is it?
Concubine Leng frowned and fell into deep thought, it was as if you were ready, close your eyes and wait for someone to feed you a mouthful of durian, and then you have to pretend that you have eaten it, which is very accustomed.
As a result, someone else stuffed you with a jackfruit to eat, this feeling......
Concubine Leng looked at Sunan with a simple face and said instinctively.
"Isn't this yellow?"
Sunan turned his head and was cold for a long time, his eyes were slowly full of disgust, and he said seriously and speechlessly.
"I said Aifei, when did I tell you to tell you pornographic jokes? I am Yin Shiyi? I said that you are a teacher, are you mistaken, you actually let your students tell you pornographic jokes, am I that kind of person? Why are you full of such filthy thoughts in your head!"
"Damn!"
Concubine Leng almost vomited blood out of breath, if she hadn't eaten enough, she would have thrown everything in her hand over!
That's the dirty thought you have in your head!
I'm thinking about it from your point of view!
Depend on!
Concubine Leng is about to collapse, this little bastard is really annoying.
His face couldn't help but be a little ruddy, after all, people didn't say anything, it was true that Concubine Leng wanted to be crooked, but ......
But according to the character of this little bastard, it must be ......
How could it be such an ordinary thing!
Sunan looked indifferent, picked up the red wine, and gently smashed it on the side of his mouth.
"Aifei, you really underestimate me, do you think I can only tell pornographic jokes? My literary literacy is also very high!"
Concubine Leng pouted for a while, you are still literate for your virtue......
I guess you should be able to write a review for 6......
Seeing Concubine Leng looking disbelieving, Sunan said with a smile.
"Aifei, believe it or not, if I read you a few poems, you can forget the original. ”
"You brag!"
"Okay, listen!"
Sunan held the wine glass at this time, looking at the great rivers and mountains condescendingly, as if he had found a feeling of Li Baidou's wine poems, and began to chant poems very heroically.
"Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the River Island, My Fair Lady, Hatsyour?"
"If you are poor, you will be alone, and you will be responsible for a group of wives and concubines. ”
"People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, and dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water. ”
"Ten years of life and death, Pan Jinlian, Wu Dalang ......"
“......”
"Stop, stop!"
Concubine Leng really can't listen to it anymore!
This product even Wu Dalang Pan Jinlian has been brought out, and if he continues to talk about it, he may say something!
But I have to say that Concubine Leng really can't even remember how to read the original text.
couldn't help but hold his forehead, speechless for a while.
This little bastard is really ruining the original book......
The two of them were drinking wine and bickering, and the atmosphere was quite harmonious for a while.
Concubine Leng drank two glasses of wine, and she was also a little drunk, leaning against the big stone, and said lightly.
"Little bastard, do you have any dreams?"
Dream?
Hehe, this question, it seems that Chen Shiman also asked himself once.
still said very casually, "My dream is that my friends around me are healthy, and I myself will eat and die." ”
"Giggle...... It's a dream to eat and wait for death?"
Concubine Leng laughed, her smile was very sweet, completely different from her usual hot temper.
Sunan smiled, didn't continue on this topic, and asked casually.
"Who are you, that little boy?"
Concubine Leng almost didn't squirt out a sip of red wine, and smiled back and forth.
"Hahaha, little bastard, you really eat that little boy's vinegar, you're really enough......"
Sunan rolled his eyes, isn't this waiting for the sunrise with you, and I'm bored to find a topic!
"Who would eat a child's vinegar, besides, I'm so suave, in fact, you have long fallen in love with me, but you are more resistant in your heart, alas...... You are a different person......"
"Phew, you're the thickest person I've ever met!"
Concubine Leng smiled helplessly, and then said lightly.
"When I was in school, I used to volunteer in an orphanage, and the little boy named Qin Tian was from that orphanage, and I sometimes went back to teach them or something. ”
Sunan nodded suddenly in realization, and couldn't help but look at Concubine Leng with admiration.
Not only are people beautiful, but they also have good hearts.
No wonder that little boy is so hostile to Sunan, at their age, they must regard a beautiful sister like Concubine Leng as a dream lover.
Just now, Sunan joked that he was Concubine Leng's boyfriend, which attracted Qin Tian's hostility, but now it seems that it is more reasonable.
"Well...... I'll go see them after the sunrise in a while, will you go?"
"Okay. ”
When Sunan was a soldier in the past, he carried out various tasks, and part of the money he saved was donated to the orphanage.
So for these children's love, Sunan still likes it very much.
Gradually, Concubine Leng became a little sleepy, leaning on the stone and gradually falling asleep.
Sunan was quite energetic, and put his coat on Concubine Leng's body, and suddenly the phone rang.
In the middle of the night, who can call themselves?
Sunan cautiously pressed the answer button, but did not speak.
"Okay, don't pretend to be deep, I'm Zhitong. ”
Zhitong!
Ha?
Sunan almost didn't throw his phone out, "Are you still vulgar?"
"I'd like to be vulgar...... Alas, it's hard to put into words, I went to you Sanjiang to have something to do, just to see you. ”
After explaining the address, Sunan hung up the phone, feeling a little excited, of course this Zhitong is not a name.
Although it sounds like a courier, this is indeed a law name, this is what Sunan once said, the flower monk with a face that deceives sentient beings.