Chapter 240: Five Loaves and Two Fishes
After receiving Jing Ming's signal, Chen Haibo took Jing Ming's mobile phone and replied with a click, and then waited for the administrator to reply.
At this time, Captain Sun browsed the information of this administrator, and the avatar was a picture of a cross, and after clicking on the details, it said that he was male, 45 years old, with the nickname Five Loaves, and his hometown was Edward, USA.
"FIve Loaves" Jing Ming read twice, and wondered: "Five loaves?"
So I couldn't help but chuckle: "I didn't expect this person to be a Chinese mahjong enthusiast." ”
Captain Sun nodded solemnly, agreeing with Jing Ming's inference.
Chen Haibo opened his mouth to say something, but in the end he didn't dare to say it.
Jing Ming looked at him and stopped talking, and said kindly: "Say whatever you want, I'm not the kind of person who can't listen to what others say, let's also brainstorm and learn from others." ”
Captain Sun continued to nod solemnly.
Chen Haibo almost believed it: "Hmm...... Well...... I don't have much to say. ”
Jing Ming said to Captain Sun: "This, your temperament as a policeman is like this? ”
Captain Sun nodded again and again: "Consultant Jing, you are right to criticize." ”
Then he turned his head to Chen Haibo and said, "Xiao Chen, if you have anything to say, Consultant Jing is not an outsider." ”
Chen Haibo was forced to be helpless, and said stubbornly: "Captain, this is what you asked me to say." ”
Captain Sun smiled indifferently: "Say it, say it." ”
"This group is a group with a religious nature, the administrator's avatar is a cross, how can you like to play mahjong, even if you think about it with your toes, it's impossible, so when you see five cakes, it's wrong to associate Huaxia mahjong, you can't make it. ”
Chen Haibo poured out all the words in his heart in one go, it was so cool to say it, every day I always watched the leader not understand and pretend to understand and didn't dare to open his mouth to bring it up.
Captain Sun's face was blue and white for a while, but he really didn't expect Chen Haibo to come out like this, and he really couldn't get off the stage in front of Jingming. The most important thing is that his face is still a little red, just now Jing Ming said that this person likes to play mahjong and nodded his head in agreement.
Jing Ming understood, according to Chen Haibo's meaning, the inference he made to play mahjong must be wrong, the kid didn't dare to say it before, and he was probably afraid of hitting the leader's face.
But......
Now that you know that you can slap the leader in the face, why do you still want to say it......?
So Jing Ming felt that teaching him to be a man was not revenge, as you all know, Jing Ming is very generous, and he will never retaliate against others because of this trivial matter.
He just wants to teach this kid how to behave!
"This Comrade Xiao Chen has a good brain, and he turns quickly, after all, he is a young man. ”
Captain Sun immediately heard the point, nodded and said, "Yes, it's young." ”
Just two sentences, and then Jing Ming and Captain Sun stopped mentioning what happened just now, young, it's understandable, but that doesn't mean that everyone has to get used to you.
After all, not everyone is your father and mother, and they are human beings...... It's still up to you.
Anyway, Captain Sun has made up his mind, it is not Chen Haibo's turn to be promoted, Comrade Xiao Chen is still unclear about the situation, and he is very happy to hear Jing Mingkua's brain spinning fast.
Jing Ming looked at the phone screen and said seriously: "I thought about it carefully, this five cakes are unlikely to be the five cakes in mahjong." ”
"Advisor Jing Gao Jian!" Captain Sun had a suddenly realized expression, stroked his palms in agreement, and turned a blind eye to Jing Ming's move of plagiarizing Comrade Xiao Chen's ideas.
Jing Ming suddenly felt that this Captain Sun was a good person, amiable and approachable.
"So...... Since these five cakes are not the five cakes in mahjong, where are the five cakes?" Jing Ming seemed to be asking himself, and he seemed to be asking Captain Sun.
Anyway, Captain Sun didn't see Jing Ming's gaze fall on his face.
But...... Thinking that as soon as he saw the five cakes, he thought that the Jing consultant of mahjong should not have any higher opinions, so Captain Sun consciously took over the conversation.
"This ...... That's what I think. ”
So Jing Ming looked at him expectantly.
Captain Sun swallowed and said, "I think this five cakes will definitely not be the five cakes in mahjong." ”
Jing Ming's face fell suddenly, thinking that if he had a five cake in his hand now, he would definitely stuff it in his mouth and press it down.
Captain Sun was excited, broke out in a cold sweat, and when he was at a loss, Comrade Xiao Chen immediately opened up the situation.
"Captain, do you think that these five loaves will be the five loaves of five loaves and two fish in Jesus' miracle?"
Jesus' miracles?
Jing Ming and Captain Sun looked at each other and began to exchange glances.
Do you understand?
I don't understand...... Do you understand?
I don't understand it either...... Just now, this kid slapped us in the face once, and he was going to give us two a double blow!
That's not going to work.
After some eye exchange, the two began to pretend not to understand.
"Hmm...... It's not impossible, Captain Sun, what do you think?"
"But it's unlikely, Advisor Jing, what do you say?"
Seeing that the two masters were about to deny their judgment, Chen Haibo was anxious to listen to the situation, and hurriedly said: "It's five loaves and two fishes, it must be! This person's head is a cross, then he must be a believer in Jesus." Matthew 14 describes the miracle of Jesus feeding 5,000 people with five loaves of bread and two fishes, and since this man is a follower of Jesus, and since he has appeared as a caretaker of the righteous man in this righteous crowd, then the name of the five loaves must be taken from the miracle of Jesus, five loaves and two fish!"
Xiao Chen explained in a hurry, and Jing Ming and Captain Sun finally understood the meaning of the five cakes.
Jing Ming sighed and said, "Young people just have good brains. ”
Captain Sun hung his head in shame: "It's just young. . . ”
Jing Ming said on his lips, but in his heart, he was full of slander, five loaves and two fish to feed 5,000 people is a miracle? Then is it a miracle for Brother to feed 50,000 people in the Lilliputian Kingdom with a steamed bun? How should it be counted for a hundred years to feed the 1.4 billion people of China with a few bags of grain from the Northeast Military Region?
The three of them talked nonsense, and they understood the meaning of the name of the group administrator, and they had a little affirmation of the nature of this group, which was really the same as they had guessed before, a chat group with a strong religious nature.
Jing Ming slightly regretted the remarks he had just made that he didn't believe in any of his gods, in that case, how could he integrate into the collective?
The group administrator still didn't reply, not knowing if he was stunned by his answer, or if he was thinking about how to preach to himself.
Jing Ming returned to the upper floor, and he remembered that there seemed to be two messages just now.
I clicked the back button and saw a red bubble on the top of another person's avatar.
The avatar of this group member is even more exquisite, it is directly a picture of Jesus crucified and crucified, and Jing Ming casually clicked on the dialog box of this person.
"My devotees, I have heard your prayers, I have learned of your following, I have been touched by your sincerity, and I have decided to grant you one of your wishes. ”
“......”
Jing Ming looked at this message and felt that he had met a liar.