Chapter 93: Huga's Transformation
People from other worlds need a very complicated set of procedures to enter the earth, which is far more troublesome than going abroad with a visa. Health checks, strict checks on belongings, and detailed education on laws, regulations, and customs are all steps that must be completed by Huga. He needs to get a good score on the test and not be able to make any mistakes on key questions in order to have a chance of entering the country.
In addition, Hu Ga also needs a guarantor, and this responsibility falls on Qian Jing. Usually, Qian Jing has to take care of Hu Ga's life and don't cause chaos on the earth. In addition, if something happens to Hu Ga, including his disappearance, Qian Jing must immediately report it to the relevant departments, and the relevant departments will send a special team to deal with the crisis. The punishment of not reporting is definitely something Qian Jing doesn't want to bear.
Only when all the above conditions are met can Hu Ga disembark after the battleship reaches Earth and leave with Qian Jing. None of these items are satisfied, and Huga can only go to the "Otherworldly Creature Residence Zone" of the relevant departments, or be sent to the Ring Alliance's contact point on Earth, and then use the Destiny Gold to buy a ticket to leave.
Ever since Qian Jing told him about his mother's vegetable cakes, Hu Kar has been thinking about this matter and has been working hard for it. While Qian Jing and Laisha were discussing cooperation with Captain Shi's group, he hurried to complete all his studies and passed the exam. So, after Qian Jing signed the guarantee agreement, Hu Ga officially obtained the permission of the earth.
Huga has two heads, and if he walked down the street like this, it would be too eye-catching. The authorities had already prepared to provide him with a free "camouflage hat", which looked like a thin turban bound by a headband. Hu Ga's two heads discussed in the way of guessing boxing and decided the ownership of the "camouflage hat". When he puts on his camouflage hat, something magical happens.
The features of Huga's two-headed ogre quickly disappeared. His shoulders had narrowed, his hands and feet had shrunk, the relative position of his five fingers had become closer to that of a human, and his otherwise pale skin was now healthier, and he had lost the pale blue luster of the aura elemental magic. The biggest changes occur above the shoulders: the one with the camouflage hat on the two heads slowly disappears, the other moves to the center of the shoulder, and the appearance becomes the same as that of a normal person.
The head with the hat did not disappear, it was just hidden. It can still think, eat, drink, and hear sounds, but it makes sounds that only the other head can hear. The camouflage cap has a very good grasp of the details and is also quite detailed. Qian Jing looked left and right, and did not find any flaws. Fortunately, the effect of this device is outstanding, otherwise he would not dare to invite Hu Karma to his house casually.
Hu Ga looked left and right, then stood up, took two steps on the ground, turned around, and then slammed into the wall with a thud. "This hat is a little weird! Why do we walk on the wrong side? Oh...... Because my head has moved to the middle?"
Hearing this, Qian Jing couldn't help but burst out laughing. The two-headed ogre's two heads are arranged symmetrically to the left and right, with two eyes on each head, thus blending together to form a complex field of vision - but the two-headed ogre has adapted. As with each individual head, it is never on the central axis of the body, so even if a single head controls the body alone, it will naturally correct its control of the sense of distance between the sides of the body.
The effect of the "disguise cap" is obviously more than a disguise, and it definitely has the ability to change the physical form. Huga's head definitely doesn't "look in the middle", but really in the middle. As a result, his sense of distance and balance on both sides of his body have all changed, so there will be a "crutch" effect.
"Here's the instruction manual for the disguise hat, I'll take a look!"
The relevant departments issued a small red bag to each entrant from the regular channel, commonly known as the "novice gift package for entering the country", and the disguise hat is one of them. Qian Jing found the instruction manual from inside, which recorded all the functions of the disguise cap in detail.
"Huga, this thing is really not just an illusion to change appearance, but a rather complex transformation implant device, using magic effects and technological means. In addition to appearance, your digestive and respiratory systems are also strengthened and able to adapt to the environment and diet on Earth. Oh, and each cap has a different function, specially tailored to your medical examination results, to ensure that it is safe and effective to use. Oh, no wonder you have to have a medical check-up. ”
"If you take off your hat, all the distortion will fade away within 24 hours and you will be completely back to your original appearance. As mentioned above, the hat itself has a positioning function, if you encounter a dangerous situation, you can call for help through it, and the relevant departments will help you. ”
Hu Ga thought for a while, and then said with some dissatisfaction: "Doesn't this mean that you always know where I have gone?"
Indeed, this is actually always positioning. Through this period of getting along, Qian Jing didn't think there would be anything wrong with Hu Ga, but he also knew that he couldn't let emotion override reason. These people from other worlds who enter the earth are more or less with some strange abilities, and they must be able to cause danger. On other planets, when Hu Ga is provoked, he will definitely kill people, and maybe he will even rattle people into his mouth and eat them. Oh, he seems to have done that when he was escaping from prison, the name ogre is not just a random one. Ignoring feelings is sad, ignoring danger is losing one's life, and it is easy to distinguish which is more important. It is in order to protect their own people and reduce the probability of danger that the relevant departments locate the entry personnel and force the establishment of guarantors.
Qian Jing is very supportive of such a design, although it will add some burden to himself. But if you think about it carefully, what is the difference between a hat that can be positioned at all times and a mobile phone that can be located at all times? The streets are full of surveillance cameras, and all kinds of crimes are severely cracked down, and this gradually forms a stable and safe living atmosphere.
"Hey, Huga, if there was such a thing on the fortress star, we would have been rescued a long time ago, and we would not have been caught in the half-dimensional flying castle at all. Oh, and maybe knowing what this thing does essentially extinguish the idea of kidnapping. Qian Jing pointed to the instructions and said, "Also, with it, you can taste the food without any obstacles, and you don't have to endure the poisoning reaction - it's definitely worth it." ”
"How did you do that? I didn't feel any change in my stomach. Hu Ga reached out and took the manual, and looked at it carefully with wide eyes. "Wow, your earth is very developed, it is worthy of being a top-level origin world, such a mix of elemental, technological and biological power, even such a thing is there. Not only that, but you can still say it so openly, it seems that you have enough confidence. Awesome, amazing. ”
"What is the Origin World, and when did the Earth become the top?" Qian Jing heard a new term again.
"The Origin World is the place where you can produce super super strong people, the kind that is said to extinguish the sun with a sneeze. For ordinary people, the Origin World is a place where there are more opportunities, more rules can be accommodated, and everyone can play a role. Magicians like us will not be unable to cast spells when they arrive on Earth because of incomplete rules, and this is an immeasurable benefit. ”
"So that's what happened. Qian Jing suddenly realized. He opened the "Starter Pack" and took out the contents. A featureless smartphone, a specialized electronic dictionary, a small mirror, a complete set of clothes including shoes, plus an ID card. The avatar on the ID card is exactly what Hu Ga looks like after putting on his disguise hat, and it seems that the relevant departments have already thought of these things in front and made meticulous plans. But......
"Why is Hu Ge written in the name column instead of Hu Ga?"
"The pronunciation is pretty much the same, we don't mind. Hu Ga picked up the mirror and looked at himself inside: "It's not good-looking, this face is too slender and not suitable for eating." Qian Jing, do you know that the elbow joint of the Casco star is so big, you have to use a big mouth to eat it......"
"Don't talk about it, don't talk about eating other intelligent creatures on Earth, we are taboo to eat any living beings that can talk. Qian Jing shook his head: "I still call you Huga." Alas, I obviously said that I can't form words, and my Mandarin is pretty standard......"
Hu Ka changed his body shape, and his original clothes became loose, so he could only change into the clothes of the relevant departments. He didn't shy away from having the money mirror in front of him, so he directly tore the set on his body, and then began to replace it. Qian Jing didn't react for a while, and when he saw something he didn't want to see, he quickly covered his eyes. But Hu Ga suddenly screamed and pulled off Qian Jing's hand.
"Ah!!Look at the money mirror, how has it become smaller!!What can I do about it!"
"I don't know what it is, and I don't want to know. If you have any questions, go to the technical staff of the relevant department. This must have been the result of a disguise hat. Qian Jing closed his eyes desperately, he didn't want to be impressed by "someone else's thing".
"No, we'll look for you, you're the guarantor! What kind of disguise hat is this, does the hat have a tube underneath?"
"Actually, there is. Qian Jing hurriedly fooled over: "Follow the local customs, anyway, you can recover in a day when you take off your hat, what are you afraid of?" Take a deep breath, and then tell yourself that these are just disguises, don't care." ”
"Well, that's all there is to it. Hu Ga was still a little sad: "Alas, you have to adjust your state when you walk, you can't hit the wall, you can't always use the plural when you speak, because there is only one head, and now you have to practice aiming again even when you go to the toilet." Qian Jing, if the things you say are not delicious, I will wring off your head and eat it!"
"Do you want to try it? Put on your clothes, let's go to the cafeteria." You've always had poisoning reactions before, and I guess you don't have the right taste when you eat. ”
In this way, Hu Kar quickly put on his clothes, covered what should be covered, and then came to the cafeteria with Qian Jing. Raisa is drinking coffee here, browsing the news of the Earth on a tablet device. They have a few hours left to return to Earth to end their journey home. It is also because of the proximity that I can receive messages from the earth.
"Ah, Qian Jing, you're here too, who is this next to you?" Lai Sha vaguely felt that this person was a little familiar. Qian Jing and Hu Ka grinned and crossed their arms, waiting for her to guess. When Raisa saw this expression, she immediately said, "It's Huga, isn't it?
"Beautiful? This face is ugly, why is it longer vertically than horizontally, it is completely inconsistent with the evolutionary principle of biology, as if it will be eliminated by nature soon. Hu Gga sat down and ordered some fried chicken thighs. Qian Jing wanted to persuade him to eat something else and better, but after thinking about it, he had eaten a lot of fried chicken thighs before, and now after wearing the disguise hat, he could make some comparisons to better determine whether the hat was useful or not.
"Look, there's a problem!" Hu Ka said, holding a fried chicken leg and saying to Qian Jing and Raisa, "My face is relatively long vertically, but I can't put the chicken leg in it vertically. I still need to plug horizontally, but I am hindered by the shape of my face. The accumulation of small mistakes will one day cost your race. The face is not easy to use, and it is ugly, alas, ......"
"Wait, what do you think of me and Lasha looking?" Qian Jing was suddenly curious.
"Raisa is especially ugly, and on our planet, no one will like such a woman. Unless she was locked up in a house as a slave, she couldn't do much work, at least she ate little. Hu Ga then looked at Qian Jing: "Good friend, I have always been very skeptical of your vision, why would you fall in love with such an ugly female creature." You can't compare to me at all, but you're at least a lot better than her. ”
Raisa snorted, then leaned on the table and laughed, while Qian Jing looked embarrassed. Ogre's aesthetic views are very different from those of humans, and in many places even the other way around. They prefer wide mouths, fangs, giant eyes, thin ears, broad shoulders, thick bellies, bast skin, thick fingers, and bathtub-like buttocks. Hu Ga thinks that Lai Sha is ugly, and Lai Isa doesn't think it's strange, but he actually thinks that Qian Jing's appearance is much better, doesn't he say......
"Well, this thing has become delicious! So tender and juicy meat, what kind of creature is this?" Hu Ga eats meat without spitting out bones, and his rattling voice is endless: "If we can improve it, or if we can remove the poison, it will definitely sell well in our place!"
Qian Jing's mind turned quickly, and he immediately asked, "It's easy to sell, where is your planet, can we go?"
"You can go, but you're too weak, even if you earn money, you can't protect it, and it's likely to become a dish. I'm not kidding, it's true. Hu Ga said: "The only way is for you to open a restaurant, and then prepare more disguise hats, whoever comes to eat will wear them, and return them after eating, so that even detoxification will be saved." I just don't know how much the disguise hat costs. ”
Raisa and Qian Jing pricked up their ears and listened to the idea and took it to heart. The disguise hat is a product of the relevant departments to assist in the management of aliens, and it is very useful, but the relevant departments never seem to have thought of developing it as a commodity. Maybe there is a consideration of "better infiltration to avoid the enemy", but is it possible to take out the part of the body modification, especially the digestive system modification?
Business opportunities are always around, as long as you can truly recognize a sentence: "Threesomes must have my teacher, choose those who are good and follow them, and change those who are not good." Whether it is from it or from it, as long as it is a kind of progress, there are business opportunities in it. This year's White Flag grocery store has changed its past attitude and is willing to cooperate with the relevant departments, because it has seen that the relevant departments are better and more advanced than themselves. On the other hand, the cooperation between the relevant departments and the White Flag is also taking a fancy to the special ability of the White Flag.
Not to mention anything else, a trip back and forth to the fortress star through the White Flag grocery store, six people in the winning team, plus nine Raisa, Qian Jing, and ghosts, are only four fate coins, and ten minutes of time is consumed. It's been a few days in a spaceship, and I haven't arrived home yet.
Oops! The ghost still seems to be on the fortress star!