The dim bathroom and the thick electronic pulp dyed the eighth child's face a dark green.

The eighth master turned on his mobile phone and squatted on the toilet, his heart was a little nervous, but thinking about his numb youth, and then thinking about his dim future, is it harder to swallow than life?!!

He trembled, he hesitated, even a little timid, listening to the continuous sound of flushing water coming from the empty retreat, and the eighth rushed out of the bathroom and turned on the light.

Returning to the private room again, he swallowed his saliva, took a deep breath, closed his eyes nervously, and kept hinting to himself in his heart that he would treat baba as stinky tofu.

Time ticks and ticks.

After another minute, the eighth master finally clicked on the live broadcast and smiled at his friends in the live broadcast room.

Taking advantage of the fact that there was no one in the bathroom, the eighth master skillfully read the lines and started to prepare.

"Old iron, only you can't think of drops, and you can't do drops without me. It's still the same sentence, today I challenge the eighth child to eat poop, Ollie give!!the brothers!!vomit~vomit~vomit......"

Han Xiaotian, who was standing at the door of the toilet waiting for Zhao Lei, heard a strange sound coming from the bathroom, and always felt that it was full of a strange atmosphere.

Han Xiaotian walked into the toilet with some curiosity.

The flickering light made his eyes a little astringent.

Han Xiaotian listened carefully, and the slowly rotating exhaust fan hanging on the high wall made a difficult squeak.

I don't know who didn't tighten it after leaving, and it still ticks the faucet.

Heavy wheezing and inexplicable cries could be heard faintly coming from a single room.

This cry is mixed with sorrow, excitement, despair and joy.

Like an athlete who failed to quit the game, and like a soldier who defeated his hometown, all the contradictory emotions were filled with this cry, Han Xiaotian was a little scared, he had also heard some rumors that the toilet was haunted, and he didn't expect to meet it in person.

Han Xiaotian's nervous sweat came down, he knew that he wouldn't come in, this would make his legs and stomachs tendons, and he couldn't escape if he wanted to, so he just hoped that this ghost wouldn't suddenly pop out.

Zhao Lei rushed to the bathroom and found that Han Xiaotian was not outside, so he was a little uneasy, and followed him into the toilet.

As soon as I came in, I saw Han Xiaotian standing in the bathroom like a sculpture, motionless and didn't know what he was doing.

"Old Han, what are you doing?" Zhao Lei asked suddenly.

"Huh~~" Han Xiaotian was startled by Zhao Lei, who suddenly appeared, and howled directly.

"Hold the grass, Lao Zhao, can't you walk with some footsteps!" Han Xiaotian was almost frightened.

"What kind of fame are you doing?" Zhao Lei couldn't understand what kind of performance art Han Xiaotian was doing, and asked puzzledly.

"Shhhh

Zhao Lei asked in a low voice, "Why are you so evil?"

"There's a ghost! there's a ghost in this toilet!" Han Xiaotian hugged Zhao Lei's arm and said with a panicked expression.

"It's because you have a ghost in your heart, you just did something wrong, and now the ghost knocks on the door, which is reasonable. ”

"Okay, okay, I shouldn't have left you behind, but there really is a ghost in the toilet!" Han Xiaotian hid behind Zhao Lei and pointed to the single room that had just made a noise.

When the eighth child in the single room heard someone coming in, he immediately covered his mouth and didn't dare to make a sound, for fear of being discovered by others.

Zhao Lei sensed the eighth child in the single room with the wind, and said helplessly: "Friend in the toilet, my brother is a little timid, I don't know what you mean, but please don't be scary!"

Zhao Lei knows that some video software has been released on his mobile phone recently, such as Douyin, Kuaishou and the like, many people deliberately trick passers-by in order to shoot videos, and Zhao Lei is very disgusted with this kind of person.

The eighth child who was hiding inside listened to the sound outside, and always felt a little familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere, but he was not sure.

"Lao Zhao, you don't want to live anymore! You haven't heard of the flower in the toilet!" Han Xiaotian was frightened by Zhao Lei's operation.

"You have been mixed up in the deep mountains and old forests for two or three months, and I don't see you, you are afraid of the old corpses in the mountain village, and you are afraid of what bullshit flowers are when you go to the toilet. ”

Zhao Lei asked again: "Friend, if you don't give an explanation, I won't leave." ”

The more he listened to the voice, the more he felt that he knew this person, and he had just heard someone call him Lao Zhao, who seemed to have the same surname as the one in his impression, but he didn't dare to come out to confirm, and after hesitating, he still removed his hands covering his mouth.

Lao Ba wanted to speak, but he felt that his throat was hot, and he didn't even want to swallow his own saliva.

Lao Ba held back the pain, made a chainsaw-like voice, and asked, "Are you..... Zhao Lei...... Is it?"

Zhao Lei was a little surprised, he didn't expect to meet someone who knew him in the toilet, but he didn't know anyone who could make such a unique voice.

"You are?"

Hearing that Zhao Lei didn't deny it, the eighth was ecstatic, this Zhao Lei was the one who gave him hope at that time!!

"Underground tunnels...... Gangsters. The eighth said with some shame.

Zhao Lei thought about it, when he and Senior Sister Gan Qi first met, there was indeed such a little gangster who had reformed his ways, and he didn't ask his name at that time, and he didn't expect the other party to remember him.

"It's you, haven't you changed your ways, why are you suddenly pretending to be a ghost and scary now. Zhao Lei asked.

"I didn't ...... I'm sorry......" Lao Ba wanted to explain, but his voice didn't allow it, and he couldn't say the whole thing at all.

"That's it, I'm wrong to blame you, since you're not feeling well, then there's no need to explain, it's all my friend who is suspicious, happy little year. Zhao Lei glared at Han Xiaotian, even people are afraid, and you have no one.

"Hmm......" Lao Ba closed his eyes and listened to the footsteps of Zhao Lei and his friends leaving.

At this moment, although his stomach is overturning, but his heart is sweet, he did it, looking at the endless gifts in the live broadcast room, and the touching of meeting the benefactor again, for a moment, the eighth felt that he had finally succeeded.

Although he is a rotten person, he has done what others can't do on his own, and he has earned the biggest fortune in his life by serious means!

In the eyes of his family, he is a real hero!

.......

.......

"Lao Zhao, your clothes are okay, it seems that your vision is on par with me. In order to hide the embarrassment just now, Han Xiaotian began to pat Zhao Lei's ass.

Zhao Lei glanced at Han Xiaotian, "You also have vision?"

"Hey, we're on the same page! Don't scold yourself. Han Xiaotian raised his eyebrows.

"Okay, okay, you said to take me to play, it's almost noon now, and we haven't even walked out of the mall. Zhao Lei said.

"Let's go, let's go now!"

"I bought clothes for my parents. ”

"You're playing with a big bag and a small bag!"

"What's the matter, isn't it?"

"Buy it when you come back after playing, you shouldn't bring a single bag. ”

"Alright, alright, where are we going?"

Han Xiaotian smiled slightly, "I'll teach you to pick up girls and go to the paradise of adults." ”

"Are you an adult? Zhao Leidan asked painfully.

"We Huaxia sixteen will be adults, you won't even have sixteen!" Han Xiaotian looked at Zhao Lei in disbelief.

Only then did Zhao Lei realize that he was no longer in the world he once was.

This world is full of dangers, and it is indeed possible for human beings to lower the age line of legal adulthood in order to reproduce.

"That's not it, I just think you're younger. Zhao Lei said with a dark face.

Han Xiaotian was praised by Zhao Lei, smiled like a chrysanthemum, patted his chest and said: "Just say this to you, I have to teach you my pickling skills today." ”

"We'll see. Zhao Lei looked at Han Xiaotian suspiciously, suspecting that this old bachelor of maternal and fetal solo had the face to say that he had strong skills in picking up girls.

There are still not many people at noon, and the bustling streets in the morning become sparse as soon as the meal arrives.

The two of them were wearing suits, and they were also considered male models, and they walked on the street like dogs, causing many roadside commodity waitresses to scream.

But Zhao Lei felt that something was not quite right, he didn't go home or eat at noon, drank the northwest wind on the street, and Han Xiaotian said that he would take him to play and take him to pick up girls, but no news was revealed until now.

"Where can we go to play at noon?" Zhao Lei couldn't help it.

"You want to know?" Han Xiaotian teased Zhao Lei with a scowling expression.

"I beg you, Lao Han, let's go on like this, why don't you go home early to wash and sleep. Zhao Lei finally gave himself a vacation, but he didn't expect to spend it in this way.

It's okay to go shopping by yourself, but you also have to go shopping with a big man, which is more fucked up and more fucked up when you say it.

"There is no sincerity. Han Xiaotian smiled evilly.

"Say it or not!" Zhao Lei couldn't bear it, and directly locked the man and buckled Han Xiaotian's neck.

"Don't, don't, I was wrong, I was wrong. "Zhao Lei is so powerful, Han Xiaotian can't pull a trace of Zhao Lei's arm at all.

"I asked you if you wanted to. Zhao Lei changed his posture, bypassed Han Xiaotian's arms, locked the back of his head, and jumped directly onto his back, making Han Xiaotian a man.

"I said I can't do it yet......"

Han Xiaotian surrendered, who knows where Zhao Lei learned the weird moves, and he was uncomfortable with the lock.

The aggrieved Han Xiaotian secretly glanced at Zhao Lei, and said cowardly: "Bar." ”

"Going to the bar at noon?" Zhao Lei was shocked by Han Xiaotian's operation.

"You know what, as far as I know, people who go to the bar for a drink at noon are the loneliest, they are not used to being in groups. Han Xiaotian whispered.

"That sounds like a little bit of truth. ”

Han Xiaotian continued: "And there are few people who open the room at noon, today is a small year, there will definitely be no room in the hotel at night, and there will be a time difference." ”

Zhao Lei squinted at Han Xiaotian, he seemed to have heard interesting words just now.