Looking at Shen Jianghu's calm appearance, the weasel's anger does not come to one place, what is this a reaction that a normal person can have? Although it is a demon hero, it is also a demon, normal people dare to talk to a demon like this?

"You're not afraid that I'll kill you!Don't think that demon heroes don't kill!" the weasel roared.

Shen Jianghu looked at the weasel floating in front of him, hugged it to his chest, and said disapprehantly: "If you want to kill me, you would have done it a long time ago, how can you wait until now." ”

The weasel suddenly felt that his heart was beating so fast and his face was so hot. Then he woke up suddenly, kicked Shen Jianghu over, and said angrily: "You are a pervert, you want to hug Xu Yatou, Lao Tzu is also a man!"

A little cold flashed, and the tip of the sword was pressed against the weasel's head, and the weasel said angrily: "What did I say wrong? Who slept with you last night? Also, Xiao Shen just looks honest, he touched you several times. ”

"Ahh

Shen Jianghu was relatively calm, and said, "Master, what kind of cultivation are you that can tolerate me doing this kind of thing?" Hey, according to Xiao Huang, you also slept in bed last night?" Speaking of this, Shen Jianghu was stunned at first, and then asked with some horror: "Master, did you put me to sleep?"

"Ahh!!h

Shen Jianghu saw that Xu Qingfu still showed signs of moving, and hurriedly said: "There are two hundred yuan here, Xu Qingfu, you go and buy a suit that looks expensive, but it is not expensive at all, as well as leather shoes and sunglasses." Whether you can do a big vote today depends on whether the props are well chosen. ”

Xu Qingfu's anger has not subsided, but it is a matter of money, so she decided to endure it for the time being. But he still warned: "If you can't make money today, don't sleep in bed!"

Shen Jianghu touched his eyes, it was really painful, so he said angrily: "I didn't touch it!"

The weasel snorted coldly: "Xiao Shen's words are right, his hand has not moved since he put it on the mountain!ah!!" It was nailed to the wall by the flying sword.

Shen Jianghu was so frightened that he didn't dare to look at it, and invited Xu Qingfu out of the house as if he was sending his ancestors.

"Talk too much, this is all something you want me to do, what are you talking nonsense like a brute?I've been beaten, but why don't I feel it at all?" Shen Jianghu struggled to open his eyes through a gap, looked at his hands, and muttered, "Which hand touched it?"

The weasel held the flying sword in both paws, laughed, and said, "Of course you didn't touch it, I lied to her, angry or not, haha." ”

Shen Jianghu was stunned for a moment and sighed: "You will be stabbed to death by her sword sooner or later." Otherwise, I'll be punched to death, it's really cheap!"

The weasel groaned twice and said, "Help me pull out the sword, I'm dying." ”

Shen Jianghu said: "It's pure when it's dead, it's okay what are you messing with her!" After speaking, he lay on the sofa and pretended to be dead, no matter how the weasel asked for help, he didn't pay attention to it.

At noon, Xu Qingfu came back with a pair of sunglasses.

Shen Jianghu looked at Xu Qingfu, who was empty-handed, and was stunned for a long time before he said, "Did you put the clothes or something into some space ring?"

Xu Qingfu said: "No." ”

"You don't have a space ring, you're an immortal, isn't that the basic configuration of an immortal?" Shen Jianghu said incredulously.

Xu Qingfu said: "I have a space bracelet, and space immortal weapons are not common in the fairy world, generally speaking, only three-grade golden immortals are qualified to have them, and those below the depletion of financial resources below the true immortal can't afford it." ”

Shen Jianghu nodded and asked, "Then may I ask, what about the suits and leather shoes?"

Xu Qingfu said: "I didn't buy it." ”

Shen Jianghu thought for a while and said: "There is only a pair of sunglasses, it is more difficult, no matter what you do now, clothing is the most important, followed by ability, but with the prop of Xiao Huang, you should be able to get a customer, now it depends on whether the little Taoist can find a big family with demons at home." ”

Xu Qingfu walked to the weasel's side and saw that it was already dying, so he took back the flying sword. To say that the weasel's life is really hard, it will be alive and kicking in an instant. It glanced at Xu Qingfu and felt that it couldn't be messed with for the time being, so it jumped on Shen Jianghu's head and said angrily: "Who is the prop?"

Shen Jianghu grabbed it, threw it to the ground, and said, "Make money, if you don't have something eye-catching, who will give you money." ”

Speaking of this, he picked up his mobile phone and looked at it, but there was no news, and said: "The efficiency of the little Taoist priest is a little low, it's been all morning, and he hasn't found a big account yet?"

At this moment, the little Taoist priest pushed the door in, looked at Shen Jianghu with eyes like walnuts, and was stunned. And Shen Jianghu was also stunned when he saw Ping Youzi, and asked, "Didn't you make a call?"

Ping Youzi smiled and said, "The phone was stolen." ”

"Benefactor, what's wrong with your eyes?" asked the flat demon worriedly.

Shen Jianghu directly ignored this and asked. He asked rhetorically: "As a Taoist priest, don't you feel ashamed that your mobile phones have been stolen?"

Ping Youzi said excitedly: "I found it, he is a real estate boss, and he has countless properties, according to my inquiry, he believes in feudal superstition very much, I think it can be done this time." ”

Shen Jianghu nodded and said to Ping Youzi: "If I were still the same as before, I wouldn't believe a Taoist priest like you." ”

"Do you know what kind of demon it is?" Shen Jianghu continued to ask.

The weasel said impatiently: "Why do you ask so much, just kill it directly, anyway, all the demons who come now are not worth mentioning at all." ”

Shen Jianghu said: "What do you know, understand the needs of customers, in order to maximize the benefits, we are poor now and have no dinner, this order must be won." ”

Ping Youzi was stunned and said, "Didn't you just earn two hundred?" When he said two hundred, he was obviously distressed.

Shen Jianghu glanced at Xu Qingfu and sighed: "I bought sunglasses, my image, I can't go out without sunglasses." Beauty, give me your sunglasses, let's make money. He turned his head and glanced at Ping Youzi, and said, "Don't call me a benefactor in the future, call me a landlord." ”

"Why?" said Ping Youzi, "I think the word landlord is really cheesy." ”

Shen Jianghu said: "But I think the word landlord attracts money!"

Xu Qingfu threw Mojiang to Shen Jianghu, and said angrily: "I want to see if you can talk about business in the evening." ”

For Xu Qingfu, Ping Demon Zi was afraid from the bottom of his heart, and when he saw that she was displeased, he hurriedly said: "It's a rat demon, a rat demon who sucks money, and he likes to demonize the son of that big family when he has nothing to do, and the tables and chairs at home have been gnawed countless by his son." ”

Shen Jianghu was stunned and muttered: "That should be an Erha demon, how can it be a rat demon?"

Looking at Shen Jianghu's unhurried appearance, the weasel couldn't bear it anymore, and said angrily: "If you don't go to subdue the demon, the grinding and chirping are endless!"

Shen Jianghu put on sunglasses and said to the weasel: "Xiao Huang, become a black cat, let's catch mice." ”

Xu Qingfu saw a fierce light in the weasel's eyes, and hurriedly said: "Okay, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and make money." In Xu Qingfu's opinion, she can bully weasels casually, that is because she is an immortal, a weasel is a demon, and her combat effectiveness is slightly better than that of a weasel, but if the weasel really wants to kill someone, she can't stop it.

Shen Jianghu said: "No kidding, since you want to form a group to make money, then you have to listen to me." ”

Ping Youzi nodded repeatedly.

The weasel said angrily, "Why?"

Shen Jianghu said: "You, move out." ”

The weasel was stunned for a moment, and only after a while did he reluctantly say, "Listen to you for the time being." ”

Xu Qingfu said: "I don't move out, and I don't listen to you, what can you do with me?"

Shen Jianghu said: "Let's go three." ”

Xu Qingfu was stunned.

Shen Jianghu said: "Xiao Huang, become a black cat, hurry up, the right medicine can grasp the needs of customers, this time you take forty percent, and I will share sixty percent with the little Taoist." ”

At first, the weasel resisted, but when it heard that it was taking the big head, it suddenly felt respected, although it was still a little reluctant, but in the end it obediently turned into a black cat and lay quietly on Shen Jianghu's head.

Xu Qingfu finally couldn't sit still, and said a little anxiously: "What about me?"

Shen Jianghu said: "If there are three of us to eat, I will definitely not be hungry for you, you are expensive, just stay at home." ”

Xu Qingfu said angrily: "Why are you so stingy as a big man, I'm joking!"

Shen Jianghu said: "When you're not working, don't joke, even if you squat on my head and pee, I don't mind, but when you work, you have to do what I say!"

The weasel glanced at Shen Jianghu, then at Xu Qingfu, and thought viciously: "Damn, of course you don't mind!" Then the weasel was forced to turn into a mink vest, in Xu Qingfu's words, a talking mink vest can scare people more than a talking black cat.

Shen Jianghu felt that there must be something greasy in it, but it was right to think about it, so he responded.

After walking for nearly half an hour, Ping Youzi pointed to a villa and said, "This is the big family, his surname is Hu, his name is Hu Ning, and he happens to be at home with the child today." ”

Shen Jianghu said: "Didn't you go in to take a look?"

Ping Youzi smiled awkwardly and said, "Don't let me in." ”

Shen Jianghu said: "Look at me." After that, he took off his coat, leaving only a short-sleeved shirt, found a brick on the ground, threw it in, and shouted: "Juning, you get out of Lao Tzu, dare not come out, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will light your house with a fire!"

After a while, several security guards led the Tibetan mastiff and swarmed out, and then a middle-aged fat man walked out tremblingly, and he was a little stunned when he saw Shen Jianghu.

Hu Ning frowned and said: "I don't remember that there is a person like you on the road, what's the matter, now that I'm honest, you little cubs still want to pretend to be black? Listen to my brother's advice, you have to fold that thing into it sooner or later, if you don't dislike it, come to my brother, give you a small project, you practice first, how about it?"

Shen Jianghu sneered: "It's not good, if I'm not mistaken, your son-in-law's teeth have grown a little faster in the past two years, right?"

Hu Ning was stunned, he didn't understand what these three strange people in front of him were here for, one was dressed as a Taoist priest, the other was wearing short-sleeved sunglasses in late autumn, the only normal beauty was wearing a white skirt and a black vest, what kind of routine is this?

"Kill them!" said Junin angrily. His son's affairs made him distressed, not that he couldn't be cured, but he was cured and committed it again in a few days, the strangest thing is that he has no mental problems, but he occasionally gnaws on the tables and chairs like crazy, it's really disturbing, and now listening to an outsider talk like this, how can there be a reason not to die?

Seeing that the security guards were gradually approaching, Ping Youzi began to feel weak, and he had never fought with anyone.

Shen Jianghu took off his sunglasses, his walnut-like eyes startled everyone, and he said to Hu Ning: "Dare to touch me, your son will be saved, don't believe it, Lao Tzu's fiery eyes are not practiced in vain!"