Volume 1: Mortal Experience Chapter 7: Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger is the coolest

Chapter 7: Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger is the coolest

But Ah Ren swore and said: "Manly man, how can you be deterred by these small nights, boss, I will try to break your computer as little as possible, but you have to hide far away, I am afraid that I will really use a knife and gun to hurt you in a while, and besides, I am only eleven years old, but I am not your ancestor!"

"Oh, this little brother, I beg you, it's me who doesn't know Mount Tai and collided with you, you leave quickly, otherwise when they come, I'm afraid that my hard-earned family business will be really ruined!"

At this time, no matter how stupid the owner of the Internet café is, he also understands that Ah Ren is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, this kid is a hob meat, and I don't know if it is a hard background or a calf who is not afraid of things. In short, he can't accompany him on the adventure, the owner of the Internet café shuddered and took out a wad of hundred-yuan bills in his pocket, and stuffed them into Ah Ren's pocket without looking at them.

"This little brother, you can do it, if you don't leave, it's really too late, can't I make amends to you with this money? Ouch, I'm really unlucky, I've been busy for two months!"

Ah Ren watched the boss stuff the money into his pocket, and looked at how it must be five or six thousand yuan, which can be regarded as a huge amount of money in this era.

Although Ah Ren's heart blossomed, he still had to make a show on his face: "Boss, you are also polite, but since you have given me so much thank you money, then the affairs of these ruffians will be wrapped up in me, I will wait for them here, let them know today, how many eyes does Lord Ma have, and I am not a vegetarian!"

"Oh, little brother, I didn't mean that, I meant you should go quickly!"

The boss really wants to cry without tears, where is this fool, he is really unlucky.

"Don't need my help?"

Ah Ren asked with some unfinished thoughts.

"No, really no, you go quickly, I'll close the door for a few days if you leave, I'll ask someone to do the activity, I believe that Brother Long won't be able to get along with my small shop again!"

The owner of the Internet café comforted himself while making a gesture to help Ah Ren up.

"Well, since that's the case, then I won't bother anymore, but well, since you have given me so much thank you money, you can ask me for help if you have something, everyone calls me second brother for face, if you don't believe it, you can go to Xiaodian Village to inquire!"

I asked about your sister, and you went to the fucking village... The boss was angry and anxious, thinking as he did in his heart, but his mouth was politely tight: "It turned out to be the second brother of Xiaodian Village, I wrote it down, you go quickly, if you don't leave, it's really too late!"

In the half-pushing and half-shoving of the owner of the Internet café, Ah Ren and Su Qing and Zhao Min left from the back door of the Internet café.

The three of them didn't stop after going out, and kept walking in the direction of the school, and when they were about to reach the school playground, the three of them stopped in unison, Su Qing and Zhao Min stared at Ah Ren for a few minutes before they burst into laughter.

Ah Ren stiffened his face and said, "What are you laughing at? Master, I helped you, didn't you even have a word of gratitude?"

Su Qing and Zhao Min really didn't know much about Ah Ren's temperament, and when they saw this, they hurriedly stopped laughing, but Zhao Min spoke first: "Ah Ren, I'm sorry, my sister misunderstood you just now, my sister has eyes and doesn't know gold and jade, apologize to you, don't be angry with your sister!"

"Hehe, it's not to be angry, but I've snatched you out of that rascal's hands and kept your white body... Oh, no, no, it's an innocent body, so you won't say thank you and pull it down, right?"

After Ah Ren finished speaking, as if hinting, he took out the thousands of yuan given by the owner of the Internet café, and counted them one by one, choking the two of them angrily, according to the plot, he shouldn't have said, "When the road is uneven, pull out the knife to help", why did things change their meaning when they came to his mouth?

The reason why Su Qing went to find Ah Ren before and wanted to get to know him was that he really wanted to know what kind of person could jump several levels in a row. Later, after doing a lot of investigations, I gradually got to know Ah Ren, and knew that he was not a person who was a fan of money, and he couldn't help but be angry and funny when he deliberately looked like this: "Okay, you and we don't have to pretend to be pigs and eat tigers, let's say, how do you want the two of us to thank you, as long as we can do it, we will never shirk!"

"That's what you say!"

Hearing this, Ah Ren quickly put the money in his pocket again, turned his head, and said to himself in a small voice: "But you have to think about it, why don't you let you make a promise?"

Ah Ren saw that the eyes of the two girls were about to spark with anger, and then shook his head and said, "Forget it, they don't look very good!"

When he looked up again, he saw that the eyes of the two girls could kill, Ah Ren hurriedly smiled and said: "Haha, just kidding, why are you so stingy, why don't you be like this, let's find a place to eat first, how about eating while eating?"

The two girls were indispensable, so they followed Ah Ren and continued to walk forward, and as soon as they took two steps, Ah Ren turned around sharply and collided directly with Su Qing.

"What are you doing?"

Su Qing hurriedly flashed to the side and asked with a shy face.

"Oh, it's nothing, I want to remind you that you have to pay for the meal, I don't have any money!"

After speaking, Ah Ren patted the pocket containing the money without three hundred taels of silver, and continued to walk forward, the two girls glanced at each other, and both showed a helpless wry smile, what kind of person is this!

The three of them found a simple restaurant and ate something casually, chatting while eating, and when it was time to pay the bill, the two girls looked at Ah Ren very tacitly.

"Hey, don't look at me, I don't have any money, what other uses do I have for this money, I helped you, you should invite me to dinner, you have to be conscientious!"

Ah Ren said to the two girls while picking his teeth.

The two girls ignored Ah Ren's ramblings, but still looked at Ah Ren with a smile, and after a few entanglements, Ah Ren was helpless, got up to pay the bill, and muttered as he walked:

Qingzhu snake mouth,

Wasp tail back needle.

Neither is toxic,

The most poisonous woman's heart!

The two girls were very happy when they saw Ah Ren eating deflated, but they couldn't help but worry again when they thought of Brother Long's upcoming revenge.

When Ah Ren came back to pay the bill, Su Qing asked with some concern: "Ah Ren, if Brother Long really comes to retaliate, then what should we do?"

Su Qing has unconsciously changed from Yang Zhengren to Ah Ren, and he said what we should do, not what you should do, which shows that Su Qing's personality is consistent no matter what the situation is.

"Hey, you're going to do it, but the worst thing is to eat and sing, and I'll be different, maybe they'll sell it to human traffickers, cut off my organs, and sell them to others one by one..."

"Ah Ren, we're telling you the truth!"

Zhao Min was really angry when he saw Ah Ren's hanging appearance, and interrupted in advance without waiting for him to finish.

"Eh, what else can I do? The soldiers are coming to you to stop you?" Ah Ren pointed at Su Qing. Or are you blocking the water? and pointing at Zhao Min, you can't stop it. Don't worry, I already have a comprehensive plan, if they don't come, you can see if they come!"

The two girls saw Ah Ren pointing at themselves and wanted to joke, and just wanted to stop it, they saw the scene of Ah Ren talking seriously, as if he had suddenly changed as a person, I don't know what was going on, although Ah Ren was not very old, but when he got serious, he always gave people a feeling of great trust.

In the next period of time, Brother Long seemed to forget about this matter, and never asked Ah Ren a few people for trouble, the three of them became best friends because of this matter, because Hongqi Middle School is a boarding system, so the three of them ate together almost three meals in the morning, noon and evening, looking at the envious eyes of everyone in the school, Ah Ren felt quite satisfied, eating with beautiful women all day long, and flirting a few times if he was fine, not to mention how comfortable he was.

But as time went on, Ah Ren felt that those two people were more troublesome than his mother, asking this and that all day long, and interfering in his private life, especially telling himself to brush his teeth at night, wash his feet with hot water, etc., Ah Ren began to find a reason to avoid the two, and later under the strong request of the two women, Ah Ren's resistance was ineffective, and the life of three meals a day continued. It was only at this time that Ah Ren regretted the consequences of being nosy, how cool it was to be unrestrained alone, but now it is good, there are two more housekeepers.

Zhao Min's family is from this county, his father is a successful businessman, his family is relatively wealthy, Zhao Min has to go home every week, and Su Qing's family is a southern coastal city, because of his father's work transfer, so he followed his father to this county to study, and he also went back once a week.

On Saturday morning, Ah Ren got rid of the constraints of the two housekeepers, slept until more than ten o'clock and did not get up, the dog opened his eyes in a daze, and muttered, "Yo!"

"What's wrong?"

Ah Ren got up with a cleverness, he has been a little too sensitive recently, his dormitory is on the first floor, usually the two housekeepers come to the dormitory window early to shout themselves, and when they get up a little late, they will directly open the window, so Ah Ren will wake up directly when he hears a little wind and grass in the past few months.

"What's wrong, I'm just not used to seeing that you're still sleeping in the dormitory!"

The dog yawned and turned over to continue sleeping, Ah Ren couldn't sleep when he was shouted by the dog, and turned his head to see that Heizi and Xiaobai were sleeping so soundly, he was really envious in his heart, he was nosy, otherwise with his current reading level, he could sleep in the dormitory every day.

The following days were calm and stable, Ah Ren never got rid of the "enthusiastic" care of the two girls, and almost all of his personal time was spent with them, which also made the three of them leave a deep place in each other's hearts.

The New Year's bell rang again, and it had been more than a year since Ah Ren came to this school, and the continent was about to usher in the New Year of 1999, but several major events had happened near the end of the year.

First: an island city that has been lost for a long time in China has returned to the embrace of the motherland, this news makes the Chinese people very proud, what does this mean, this shows that the motherland is strong, and other countries are afraid and dare not bully Huaxia. Only when the motherland is strong and prosperous can the people live a good life, and this is a good thing for the country and the people.

The second is: because of the attachment of the island country, the whole country has been cracked down, tigers and flies are fought together, first high-ranking officials, and then gangsters, and in the end, even those ruffians and hooligans have all been put in prison, I heard that Brother Long's vein has entered a lot of people, and they are all big cases, I am afraid that it will not be able to come out in ten or eight years. It was only at this time that the three of them understood that it was not that Brother Long didn't want to retaliate, but that he didn't dare to retaliate, but evil was rewarded, it wasn't that he didn't report it, but the time had not come, and now that the time had come, none of them could run.

Compared with the first one, Su Qing and Zhao Min still feel that this matter is worth celebrating, Ah Ren doesn't care, no matter what he says, he has a little superpower, how can he be afraid of a few ruffians, but seeing the two girls so happy, Ah Ren also feels a lot more relaxed, after all, no one wants to have potential dangers around them.

Article 3: It is related to Ah Ren personally, just two months ago, Ah Ren applied to the school again, because Ah Ren has only been in Hongqi Middle School for more than a year, and he wants to skip a grade again, this time he wants to skip high school and jump directly to the university in the city, this is too terrifying, since the establishment of the Huaxia Kingdom of the Earth Yuan Continent, no one has such a terrifying strength, this matter has been passed around, it is really unbelievable.