August 31 sunny, sunshine three poles, Jianghu tavern, guest rooms on the second floor.

In the guest room, there is only a bed, a table, two chairs and simple toiletries, the bed is gray and green, two people hug each other, the left leg is on the right leg, the right leg is on the left leg, and they are surrounded by their hands.

Suddenly, the man in green wanted to lift his leg in his sleep, lifted and lifted, but was always caught by the man in gray, did not lift, suddenly woke up, saw a pig's head only a finger away from him, slapped his hand, lifted his leg to the top gear, and kicked on the stomach of the man in gray, only to hear the sound of "ah", painful. These two are Ye Shuai and Li Lanzhen.

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"Say, who are you? Why do you sleep in my bed?" At this time, Ye Shuai was tied to the chair by Wuhuada, and his face was also bruised and swollen from being beaten, Li Lanzhen slapped his hand again, and asked angrily.

"Brother Li, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, ah, it hurts" Ye Shuai couldn't speak clearly when he was beaten, and when he spoke, his cheeks hurt.

"Shaola relationship, who the is your brother Li, little rabbit cub, the rooster and dog have stolen your head Li Ye, and you dare to sleep in my bed?" Li Lanzhen became more and more angry the more she spoke, and slapped her a few times.

"Okay, okay, Li Ye, Li Ye, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I shouldn't have invited you to drink with you yesterday" Ye Shuai was extremely aggrieved in his heart, this thing is really wonderful, he is talking nonsense when he drinks, and he is sanctimonious when he is normal, I will go to TM.

"What was it? I had a drink with you yesterday?" asked* gesturing again.

"Hey, don't fight, don't fight, then should you drink it or not yesterday" Ye Shuai shrank his head back to the side and asked Li Lanzhen tentatively.

"Don't you know if the is drinking?"

"Oh, I know if I've drunk or not, but do you know if you've drunk or not?"

"What do you mean? I don't know if I've drunk or not, do you despise my IQ?" Saying that, Li Lanzhen was about to start fighting again, and halfway through the fight, he suddenly stopped again, "Hey, yesterday I seemed to be drinking with a person after I finished drinking, and that person was you?"

"Yes, yes, big brother, thank God and earth, thank you for finally remembering me, I'm Ye Shuai, have you forgotten?" Hearing Li Lanzhen's words, Ye Shuai's dying heart finally came back to life.

Li Lanzhen crossed her waist with one hand, as if she was tired, and as if she was thinking carefully, "Well, it seems to be yes, then I mishit you?"

Ye Shuai nodded hurriedly, although his face was a little deformed, he could still see that it was the ecstasy of the long-term drought and Ganlin, "Yes, yes, yes, it was the wrong me"

Li Lanzhen was slightly embarrassed, and didn't want to admit it, "What do you mean, it's my fault?"

"Mm-hmm" Ye Shuai nodded hurriedly, reacted and quickly shook his head "My fault, my fault"

"Yes, it's your fault, it's your fault, why don't you say it" As she spoke, Li Lanzhen untied the rope that tied Ye Shuai.

Yeshuai stood up, touched the deformed face that had been beaten, his eyes were almost watery, and he muttered, "I said it, you listened to me!"

"What did you say?"

"No, nothing said"

"Oh," Li Lan straightened her wrinkled clothes and haircuts, "By the way, then how did we sleep in the same bed?"

"This, I don't know, or we were all drunk, so the two of us went back to my room together, it should be this reason" Ye Shuai hurriedly ran to the mirror, looked at his broken face, felt distressed while looking at it, rubbed it to himself, and said casually.

"Oh, that's it, then have you done anything wrong to me?" Although Li Lanzhen still seemed to be ignoring himself casually, when he asked this, an obvious phantom appeared behind him, and he quietly released his battle spirit, but Ye Shuai didn't know that all his subtle actions were in Li Lanzhen's perception.

"Please, two big men, what misdeeds can you do, if you really do something, can you still feel it?" Ye Shuai said impatiently. But when I returned to the room drunk yesterday, I saw Li Lan's real face and white neck, and I was slightly drunk, so I did kiss him a few times on the face and mouth, thinking that I would wipe myself, beast, it was really disgusting, I must not let him know, otherwise my life will be in danger.

Ye Shuai was thinking about it, and suddenly heard Li Lanzhen's words, "Well, how do you feel a strange taste in your mouth and face", and her hand shook in fright, "You drank so much wine yesterday, of course it tastes, you have to invite me to take a bath and massage to soothe my wounded face and soul."

"Cut, who invites you to take a bath, you can solve it yourself, Nuo, this is the blood rejuvenation pill, it is good for your pig's head to reduce swelling" said and threw a bottle of pill to Ye Shuai, looked at Ye Shuai's swollen face, and said with a smile, "You eat first, come back to your senses, clean up your mood, set off at noon to Yanlong Mountain, I will go out first, and come back at noon"

Ye Shuai took the pill, took one and put it in his mouth, and melted in his mouth, "Where are you going?"

"No, you haven't been beaten enough, right" Li Lanzhen laughed, opened the door and went downstairs...

Ye Shuai was speechless, thinking that although he was a little bit of a beast, he was fortunate to be a parent, otherwise this fight would have been a big loss; shook his head and smiled, it's not that women are better than women, hey, could he really be a woman, oops, it's a loss, you should have seen it first... Li Lan is really gone, I don't know what Ye Shuai thinks at this time, otherwise it will be another violent beating.

To be continued...