Chapter 23: The Perfect Appeal
Shen Jianghu said: "What has changed?"
Xiao Huang pointed at Shen Jianghu and trembled: "What kind of thing are you? Are you human? When cultivating immortals, you directly condensed the Dao weapon when building the foundation of the Heavenly Dao, although you are a defective foundation, but it can also be regarded as a wonderful flower in the world of cultivating immortals, others absorb immortal energy, and you absorb wine gas? !
When Ping Youzi heard this, he only felt that Shen Jianghu was definitely a genius, regardless of whether it was a foundation building or not, he could condense the Daoist while building the foundation, what was not a genius?
Xiao Huang stared at Shen Jianghu and said, "You feel if you still have the power of qi and blood in your body." ”
Shen Jianghu slightly mobilized the power in his body, and the demonic aura was great.
"Hey, no... , without the power of qi and blood, then when I designed the triple artillery, didn't I calculate in vain? In vain, I made countless formulas in my mind to come up with a set of the most perfect luck ratio, and now it's good, it's all wasted!" Shen Jianghu said extremely depressed.
Xiao Huang laughed angrily, and he asked, "Have you messed up your cultivation muscles?"
Hearing this, Shen Jianghu stared at Xiao Huang viciously, gritted his teeth and said, "Are you embarrassed to say? In order to practice that bullshit, I almost didn't hurt Lao Tzu to death! If I couldn't beat you, I really wanted to pull out your skin!"
In normal times, just based on what Shen Jianghu said, a fat beating is indispensable, but at this time, Xiao Huang is in no mood to care about other things, he hurriedly said: "Now you are confused once." ”
Shen Jianghu shook his head decisively and said, "If it's just physical pain, I can still bear it twice a day, but that thing of confusion is too mentally torturous, I can practice once every two days at most, and if I have more, I will definitely train myself into a mental illness." ”
As soon as these words came out, Xiao Huang was impressed by Shen Jianghu, and said secretly: "It seems that after experiencing a humiliation, his temperament has really changed a little, although he still looks like he doesn't care about anything, but there is a lack of that kind of look in his eyes that makes people look bored and half-dead." ”
"The eyes have turned into demon pupils, this thing can't really be a monster, right?" Xiao Huang scolded secretly, and then said: "The current situation is like this, the demon aura on your body is too strong, if you are not restrained, you may attract the pursuit of righteous people." ”
Shen Jianghu was stunned and said, "Demon energy?"
Xiao Huang said: "Yes, now you are not a normal person, your state is called a half-demon, damn, whether it is a human or a demon, the five hundred times of reversal of qi and blood, a thousand times of confusion of muscles and bones are hard indicators, only those who meet the standards can condense the demon qi and become a real monster, or a half-demon, how did you become so fast?"
Shen Jianghu thought for a while and said, "Then am I better than before?"
Xiao Huang said: "That's for sure. ”
Shen Jianghu said: "It's good to be better than before, the rest are stubs, just ignore it." ”
Xiao Huang thought about it, this is very reasonable, whether it is cultivating immortals or cultivating demons, becoming more powerful is the king, as for the process, it can indeed be ignored. It's okay not to think so, once you think about it, Xiao Huang really wants to die, and it muttered: "Actually, I also want to be like you, the cultivation process is so short that it can be ignored, and jump directly to the level of the result." ”
"Confusion, hurry!" Xiao Huang threatened.
Shen Jianghu said: "Not bad! It's not bad to kill!"
Xiao Huang said angrily: "Look at your current appearance!"
Shen Jianghu took out his mobile phone, turned on the camera, looked at a pair of dark red eyes, looked at the somewhat demonic face, and said in surprise: "Amazing, really magical, the injury has completely recovered, and he has become handsome!"
Xiao Huang almost spat out a mouthful of blood, and he said hatefully: "I think your focus should be on demonization, not on whether or not you have become handsome." ”
Shen Jianghu laughed and said: "Becoming handsome must not be ignored, you must know that a man who is handsome really has many benefits, at the very least, he can have soft rice!"
Xiao Huang jumped up and kicked Shen Jianghu away, followed by a fat beating. After beating for a while, Xiao Huang became even more angry, because at this time, Shen Jianghu's physical strength reached the level where it could withstand its strength, although it just used some strength casually, but as long as you look at the flat demon who was fat as a pig's head, you can know how resistant Shen Jianghu is to the beating at this time.
"Why did you beat me!" asked Shen Jianghu with a dark face.
Xiao Huang snorted coldly: "This can be ignored, let me tell you, if you don't restrain your demonic energy, there will be endless troubles, and the so-called righteous people are not as easy to talk as the demon man." If they decide you're a monster, they'll be defeated. !”
Shen Jianghu hurriedly said, "How can we restrain the demonic qi?"
Xiao Huang said disdainfully: "Now cowardly?"
Shen Jianghu said: "I'm not afraid of death, I'm just afraid of trouble." ”
Xiao Huang didn't bother to continue to entangle, and said angrily: "It's very simple to restrain the demonic energy, just mess up your muscles and bones." ”
Shen Jianghu's face trembled slightly, and said, "It hurts, will you be okay tomorrow?"
Xiao Huang said angrily: "Something that has no interest! Your demon body is small, even if you mess up your muscles and bones ten times in one breath now, it won't hurt." ”
Shen Jianghu looked at Xiao Huang suspiciously, until he was sure that Xiao Huang was not lying, and then he tried to run the trick, as the bones and tendons changed, Shen Jianghu felt that the pain was still a little painful, but it was completely bearable. Wisps of demonic qi surrounded his muscles and bones, and after just one minute, Shen Jianghu became normal.
Xiao Huang breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this, looked up at the house, and said worriedly: "I hope I won't be stabbed to death by Xu Yatou." It stared at Shen Jianghu for a while, and then asked, "Little Daoist, can you still detect the demonic energy on Xiao Shen's body?"
Ping Youzi nodded, and Xiao Huang said angrily: "How can there still be demonic energy? ”
Ping Youzi cried and said with a sad face: "Senior, even if I say that the landlord has no demonic energy, but the one in the house will not be able to sense it?"
One sentence shattered the weasel's luck mentality, at this time, the demonic aura on Shen Jianghu's body seemed to be nothing, and ordinary cultivators would definitely not be able to detect it, but what realm was the one upstairs? It is no exaggeration to say that before the demon clan descended on the earth, she represented the top combat power on the earth.
Xiao Huang thought for a while, suddenly meowed, and then asked, "You say, if I disguise myself as a black cat, can I fool Xu Yatou?"
Ping Youzi was silent for a while, and said sadly: "Senior, or you should kill me!"
Shen Jianghu glared at the demon and said, "How can you speak?" Xiao Huang's senior cultivation is unfathomable, to be honest, how can Xu Yatou's cultivation be able to see through Xiao Huang's senior's careful disguise, let's go upstairs." ”
Xiao Huang gritted his teeth and scolded: "Shen Jianghu, you are a white-eyed wolf, Lao Tzu is going to run away from home and never come back!" As he spoke, Xiao Huang disappeared into the night like a black elf.
Ping Youzi was puzzled: "Why did the seniors run?"
Shen Jianghu sighed: "Xu Yatou doesn't want me to cultivate demons, if I know that my demon body is Xiaocheng now, I will definitely kill Xiao Huang." ”
Ping Youzi scratched his swollen face and laughed.
When he went to the house, Shen Jianghu saw a piece of paper pasted on the bedroom door, which read: "Don't mess with me, I'm angry!" Shen Jianghu scratched his head in embarrassment, and whispered to Ping Youzi: "Xiao Huang is right to run away from home, otherwise he will die." ”
Ping Youzi didn't dare to breathe, and tiptoed to the guest room, holding his breath and concentrating and began to heal. Shen Jianghu was not used to sleeping in the same bed with people of the same gender, so he lay on the sofa, and after a while he opened his eyes and looked around, looking carefully at every corner of the house, and muttered to himself: "This is my home, yes! But why, Master sleeps in my bed, Ping Demon Zi sleeps in the guest room, and I, the master, can only sleep on the sofa? Am I very hospitable?" Thinking of this, his anger rose suddenly, and he wanted to go to the bedroom to sleep, but his legs were too cowardly, and he didn't dare to move at all, and wanted to call Ping Youzi up to sleep on the sofa, his heart was too soft, looking at Ping Youzi's pig-like appearance, he really couldn't bear to let him sleep on the sofa.
Turning his head to look, he saw the corpse demon Song Tao who was still in a state of charging, and only felt that his life was really exciting, in just a few days, the monsters were seen, the gods were seen, and the Taoist priests were also seen, and now even the living dead can live in his house.
Once people are bored, the more they don't want to sleep, Shen Jianghu is like this, he took out the heavenly book of Heavenly Dao Building, hoping that he could have a flash of inspiration and realize a move and a half, or he could suddenly open his mind and sense the immortal energy between heaven and earth. I don't want to just open the first page and see a lot of words on it: Taoism is natural, all laws are one, and there is no end to learning....
Shen Jianghu roared in his mind and fainted directly.
The next morning, there were no surprises, no accidents, it was still the breakfast that Xu Qingfu went out to buy, the only difference was that the fritters became xiaolongbao, and the soy milk also became preserved egg and lean porridge.
"It's a bit extravagant. Shen Jianghu said happily, but seeing Xu Qingfu's cold face, he knew that this cheap master was jealous.
"In the future, I won't cultivate demons, and I will work hard to cultivate immortals. Shen Jianghu said seriously.
The corners of Xu Qingfu's mouth twitched, and there was a slight smile in her eyes, but she said: "You can cultivate whatever you want, just like I like to care about you." ”
The atmosphere, which was already close to harmony, was broken by an unreasonable voice: "Lao Tzu hasn't eaten yet, who let you eat?"
The corpse demon Song Tao shouted with a big grin.
Shen Jianghu raised his eyebrows and said to Xu Qingfu: "Master, I want to beat him, okay?"
Xu Qingfu said lightly: "Don't worry, with me, the house is fine." ”
Shen Jianghu rushed to Song Tao with an arrow step, the demonic qi had just condensed, and the corpse demon Song Tao was immediately stunned, decisively knelt on the ground, and shouted: "I was wrong, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore." ”
Shen Jianghu knew very well that with his current strength, beating Song Tao was like playing, but he never thought that Song Tao would be so fast. He said angrily: "Aren't you a big guy, why are you so spineless?
Song Tao said fearfully: "I'm not a big guy, I'm a grandson, grandfather, as long as you help me find my daughter, I will call you grandpa in the future." ”
Shen Jianghu said angrily: "Don't, I can't afford to lose this person." ”
Ping Youzi also looked disdainful, and said: "If he wasn't a rare corpse demon, I really wanted to destroy him, bullying the soft and afraid of being hard to such a point, how did he become a big guy during his lifetime?"
While eating, Shen Jianghu asked, "Aren't you sentenced to life, why did you die?"
Song Tao said honestly: "Before being sentenced, I knew that my daughter was not dead, and there was hope of being saved, but a few months later, others told me that my daughter was alive, and I felt that I had to meet her, who knew that the police told me that my daughter did not want to see me." I don't believe it, my daughter is the closest to me, how could she not want to see me?"
Shen Jianghu asked angrily: "Then, you escaped from prison? and then you were beaten to death?"
Song Tao shook his head and said, "It turns out that I don't understand the Fa, but after studying in it for a while, I understand the Fa, and I know that escaping from prison is a crime." I think it's too bad for me to kill those people, and the sentence is six or seven years at most, and I know that I was wrong, so why should I be imprisoned for the rest of my life?
Shen Jianghu resisted the urge to kill him, and said: "Do you think that if you know that you are wrong, others will have to forgive you? The law will also forgive you?" After saying this, his anger could not be controlled, and a small longbao smashed directly on Song Tao's face, and said angrily: "Damn, people like you deserve to die!"
Song Tao was frightened by Shen Jianghu, nodded again and again, and said, "Yes, yes, yes, I deserve it." ”
Xu Qingfu asked, "Since you have filed an appeal, how did you die?"
Song Tao said with an unwilling face: "I never expected that after filing an appeal, not only did I not reduce the charge, but also directly sentenced me to death, which is still the kind that was executed immediately!"
Ping Youzi asked curiously, "Why?"
Song Tao said: "When I was young and frivolous, I killed two people, and after killing them, I thought I was doing something very hidden, but I was still found out, and I knew that I wouldn't appeal." ”