Chapter 57: I almost choked to death

Hello everyone, I'm Su Mei!

My mother died after I was a child, and my father was a dart master, although he was very good at martial arts, and he was on the road all year round, but he was like a pearl in the palm of my hand.

It's a pity that I didn't learn what my daughter's family should do when I was a child, and I only learned my father's martial arts.

When I grew up, I clamored to dart like my father, and my father was afraid that I would be in danger when I darts, so he arranged for me to be caught in Qingshan Town.

Recently, there have been a lot of people who have proposed marriage, and they have all been scared back by me, after all, a girl holding a sword as a whole, and those ordinary people are still more afraid.

Now that I'm in my twenties, I haven't married yet, and I'm looking for a man who is more powerful in martial arts than me and has more money!

Mayor Mare is the best candidate, but why doesn't he give me a second look?

Am I not pretending to be pitied?

I heard Aunt Wang next door say that if you want to capture a person's heart, you must control his stomach first!

Today I'm going to make a snack for him to eat and make him impressed!

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The heroes of the world are born of my generation

As soon as I entered the rivers and lakes, the years urged

The grand plan hegemony turned empty

It's not as drunk as life

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Li Zunbao looked at Yuan Fang and Huang Zhao, and said helplessly: "Could it be that the three of us go to the Black Dog Village to arrest people?"

Yuan Fang turned to Huang Zhao and asked, "Huang Zhao, is it only the three of us who go to Qingshanling Black Dog Village today?"

As soon as the words fell, a woman's voice came from the side.

"My lord, and me, it's the four of us. I saw Su Mei walking over with a delicate basket.

Su Meimei had a little dark circles under her eyes, applied a lot of rouge, came to Li Zunbao, opened the lid on the basket, and there were some strange-shaped snacks inside.

"My lord, you haven't eaten breakfast yet, this is what I made with my own hands, you can taste it, and after eating, let's go catch the bad guys!"

As Su Mei spoke, she picked up a piece of dim sum and handed it to Li Zunbao's mouth.

Suddenly, a strange smell rushed to my face!

Li Zunbao was stunned for a moment, hurriedly dodged away, and said with a frown: "Miss Su Mei, what is this, why is it black, and it smells weird?"

Su Mei was surprisingly gentle, and said softly: "My lord, this is the dim sum I made for you~ Taste it!"

Li Zunbao thought to himself, "I have eaten this inexplicably, and now that I have a small body, will I be poisoned?" He turned his head and shouted at Huang Zhao: "Huang Zhao save the car!

"Ah?emmmmm" Huang Zhao hurriedly shook his head, thinking, "My lord, I'm also afraid of death!"

Su Mei's face changed slightly, and she thought: "MD, the old lady got up in the middle of the night to make a snack for you, you don't give the old lady face so much, do you have to attack you in the middle of the night to get you?"

Su Mei suppressed her anger slightly, forced a smile and said, "My lord, this is my first time making dim sum, you can taste it yourself." ”

Li Zunbao smiled awkwardly and said, "That... Then I'll taste a little..."

"That's right!" Su Mei happily stuffed the snack in her hand directly into Li Zunbao's mouth.

“......”

Su Mei looked at Li Zunbao expectantly and said, "My lord, how is it, is it delicious?...?"

Li Zunbao suddenly felt a bomb put in his mouth, his eyes couldn't see anything in an instant, and when he lost consciousness, he pointed at Yuan Fang and said, "Hmm...... Hmmm......"

Yuan Fang was stunned for a moment, and shouted, "It's not good! The adult fainted!" and hurriedly helped Li Zunbao.

Su Mei was also dumbfounded, and hurriedly said, "My lord, are you okay?

Yuan Fang saw that Li Zunbao's face was flushed, and he immediately understood, and directly punched Li Zunbao in the chest.

Huang Zhao was startled when he saw it, and hurriedly said, "Yuan Fang, you dare to kill the adult." You have the right to remain silent, but what you say will be evidence in court."

At this time, Li Zunbao directly spit out the black dim sum just now, his face began to recover, his breath began to pant evenly, and said, "Whew, whew......"

Why is Li Zunbao like this?

First of all, the dim sum made by Su Mei, when mixing noodles, there is less water, and I don't know how much sugar to put in it, so simply, just a pound of noodles and a pound of sugar, if it is baked, it will definitely be sweet!

Li Zunbao felt a sudden pain in his throat and eyes, and then a stream of paste, and the sweetness stimulated his throat (it's too sweet, people can't stand it, I don't know if you have been sugar, so sweet that your throat hurts!, I was greedy for candy when I was a child, and I stuffed more than a dozen pieces of sugar into my mouth in one go, and my throat hurt hotly, and then it became inflamed).

Li Zunbao directly stuck his throat and couldn't breathe, and Su Mei pushed it in with her hand as if she was fine, which caused Li Zunbao to faint directly.

Fortunately, Yuan Fang's punch spit out the dim sum that Li Zunbao was stuck in his throat.

Su Mei's anxious tears rolled in her eyes, and she said weakly: "My lord, are you okay? I didn't mean to do it just now! The thief took out another piece and handed it to Li Zunbao.

Li Zunbao hurriedly shouted, "No! I don't!" and hurriedly took a few steps back.

Huang Zhao also understood, it turned out that Su Mei's dim sum was the fault, and it was estimated that it was too unpalatable......

Seeing this, Yuan Fang hurriedly said: "Su Mei, your kindness is understood, we still have to be busy with business!"

Su Mei pursed her lips and thought, "If you don't eat it, then I'll eat it, I won't waste it, I've been busy for most of the night!" Reluctantly, she put the snack in her mouth.

"Phew...... Bah...... I want to drink water~~" Su Mei hurriedly spit out the snack, and hurriedly looked for water to drink, almost choking just now.

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Yuan Fang, Li Zunbao, and Huang Zhao were speechless for a moment.

Li Zunbao coughed twice and said: "Since there are no officers and soldiers, if the four of us want to attack the Black Dog Village, it will be a bit difficult, it seems that we can only outwit it!"

Yuan Fang asked strangely, "My lord, how to outwit?"

Li Zunbao thought for a while and said: "Let's go to the big family, borrow some family thugs, and don't need them to go out to fight, just watch, and give them some money when the time comes, do you think this is feasible?"

Yuan Fang nodded and said, "My lord, if you don't really do it, I think someone will go, but if you don't do it, how can you catch Wang Batian?"

Li Zunbao glanced at the corners of his mouth and said with a smile: "It's up to you! As long as you can seriously injure Wang Batian, you only have one chance, that is, when you meet, seriously injure him, do you have confidence?"

Yuan Fang immediately said: "My lord, please rest assured, if I meet and seriously injure him, I will definitely have no problem, but why seriously injure him instead of arresting him?"

Li Zunbao couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "If there is really a fight, those family thugs will definitely run away, and there are few of us, I'm afraid something will go wrong! Therefore, as long as you injure him with one blow and make him have no ability to fight back, we will withdraw immediately." ”

Li Zunbao was actually very depressed in his heart, thinking, "If you are allowed to really fight, I don't have any martial arts at all now, and I don't want to be abused, not to mention, Wang Batian and they all know who I am, I'm afraid that when the time comes, I won't be able to be the mayor of the town!"

Yuan Fang thought for a while and said, "Since the adults don't want the two sides to fight, then Yuan Fang will go home and take out the bow and arrow now!"