Chapter 14: The Chef
"Where is the earth? I'm going to eat it soon?"
Hearing Zhang Heng say that it was so big that he couldn't stew it in a pot, 'My Neighbor Totoro''s eyes became brighter, and his saliva poured out for thousands of miles, leaving a mess of water on the ground.
"That thing isn't here, in a far, far away place, not something that can be eaten for a short time. Seeing that this cute thing heard his words, his eyes dimmed, and he forgot to wipe his saliva.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhang Heng hurriedly said: "Although this earth can't eat it for a short time, there are other things to eat......!
Seeing that the 'chinchilla' drooled again, and the chicken in his mouth forgot to chew, but just looked at himself with a blank eye, Zhang Heng was ecstatic in his heart, and it was done.
Such a cute little demon beast, keeping Ye Luoxi will like it. And they are also foodies, so it's easier to get along with, so I have more reason to find her, right?
Zhang Heng, who has been single for 27 years in his previous life, doesn't know how to chase a girl he likes, but it must be right to give her what she likes.
"Where's this stuff? Take me to eat. "'My Neighbor Totoro' listened to so many delicious foods, his saliva had already dried up, and he swallowed the flower chicken in his mouth directly, ran to Zhang Heng, and looked at Zhang Heng with a look of hope.
"You can get things like roasted bear's paws, baked chicken, and spicy phoenix wings here, but you have to go out to eat braised lion's head, stir-fried beef, and more. Zhang Heng said in a seductive tone.
"Then what are you waiting for? Make flower chicken, baked chicken, and spicy phoenix wings first! If you can't eat anything else, you can eat it later." My Neighbor Totoro looks like you're stupid.
It makes sense!
Zhang Heng, who was despised, looked at this cute thing speechlessly.
He thought it was stupid, but it wasn't!
In this case, it can only be reasonable.
"Look, I made you something to eat, should you reciprocate?" Zhang Heng said solemnly.
People in the world pay attention to borrowing and repaying, and it is not difficult to borrow again. If you have kindness, you will repay it, and you will return it with kindness.
"Isn't that what you should do?" Totoro looked at Zhang Heng in surprise, as if Zhang Heng had done something out of the ordinary.
"Huh!" Zhang Heng couldn't help but rub his forehead and felt a headache.
Why don't you play according to the routine!
Zhang Heng then remembered that the other party was a demon beast, not a human. And it seems that it's not bad to mix in the demon beast world.
"Then let me say it differently!" Zhang Heng paused, pondered his language and said, "I'm not in the Ten Thousand Beasts Mountain anymore, won't you be able to eat the delicious food I said?"
"Won't I just take you back?" Totoro still looked at Zhang Heng with disdain, could it be that this human being is a fool?
Zhang Heng once again received the gaze of the fool, and was hit 10,000 times in an instant.
Zhang Heng's heart is both entangled and depressed, how can it be so difficult to kidnap a 'Totoro' who looks cute and stupid, didn't it be said on the Internet in his previous life that Totoro was very good to abduct?
Originally, he wanted to kidnap this 'Totoro', but now he has become 'Totoro' and brought himself back to be Mrs. Zhai...... No, it's a chef.
This is absolutely unbearable!
If this is the case, he will be the saddest time-traveler in history, and there is no one.
I came with a mission to conquer the world!
The demon beast in front of him is obviously a foodie, or a big foodie. As long as you start from this aspect, you can't go wrong.
Thinking of this, Zhang Heng could only continue to know with affection, and said with reason: "You think! Even if you bring me back, at most you can only eat three delicious things called flower chicken, baked chicken, and roast bear paws, but what is it, you will get tired of eating too much, right?"
My Neighbor Totoro thought for a moment and nodded, "You're right!"
If the other party agrees, it means that the success is half the battle.
Zhang Heng suddenly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and continued: "If, I said that if you follow me out, you will not only be able to eat these three delicious things, but also more delicious things such as braised lion's head, stir-fried god beef, spicy steak and so on." ”
As soon as he heard Zhang Heng talk about this, 'My Neighbor Totoro' left saliva again, and he didn't know where so much saliva came from to make him flow.
After a while, 'My Neighbor Totoro' reacted and asked in shock, "Do you want me to go out with you?"
Zhang Heng nodded and said, "Think about it, it's enough to eat only those few delicacies all the time in your life! Or go out with me to eat braised lion's head, stir-fried god beef, and spicy steak." ”
"Let me think about it!" "My Neighbor Totoro suddenly fell into an extreme entanglement.
He grew up in the Ten Thousand Beasts Mountain since he was a child, and always heard Xiao Jin say that the human world is very dangerous, but the temptation of food makes it difficult for him to give up.
Zhang Heng saw that this foodie had begun to waver, so he hurriedly stepped up and said: "In addition to making braised lion head, stir-fried god beef, and spicy steak, I can also make stewed pork ribs with mushrooms, pickled cabbage fish, boiled beef, braised pork, stir-fried chicken, ......."
After a pause, he said slowly in a very tempting tone: "Especially the braised pork, the meat is tender and delicious, and when you eat it, it melts directly, exuding an addictive fragrance, provoking your taste buds, and making you feel that you are the happiest person in the world." Speaking of which, I can't wait to go out and make braised pork. ”
"Do it now, do it here. "My Neighbor Totoro has long forgotten what he was wrestling with, and all he has in his eyes is the extremely delicious braised pork, and he even dreams of eating it.
"But here, there are no ingredients for braised pork!" Zhang Heng said with a regretful face: "There are outside, but it's too far away."
"Then you go and get it!" "My Neighbor Totoro hurriedly urged, there is no here, then you won't bring it back!"
"You're stupid!" Zhang Heng glared back with the eyes that you are also a fool and said, "I will go back to the human world and run back, waiting for you to arrest me back as a chef?"
"I didn't expect you to be stupid!"
He also understood that this ugly and weak guy in front of him just wanted to let him go to the human world, and it seemed that he had bad intentions.
But who are you? In this remote place, there is nothing to fear, and there are few people in the human world to be afraid.
How could it be so coincidental to meet those few people.
Xiao Jin always said, 'If you don't experience wind and rain, how can you see a rainbow.'" If you don't go through the ordeal, you will only become a bear'.
Listening to the humans who entered the Mountain of Ten Thousand Beasts, even those women could grind iron pestles into needles.
As a divine beast, can you be worse than those girls?
In a word, it's done. It's a big deal, just run back after using the fool in front of you.
Thinking of this, 'My Neighbor Totoro' said, "I'll go with you, but you remember to promise me what to do and make more delicious food." ”
"Happy cooperation!" Zhang Heng stretched out his hand to clap the little hand of 'My Neighbor Totoro', and then clapped the two hands together, one big and one small, looking at each other and smiling, their eyes looking a little ill-intentioned.
Zhang Heng, who thought he had abducted a pet, was complacent in his heart. I don't know that in the eyes of this chinchilla, he is a representative of ugliness, weakness, and stupidity.
After some negotiations, one man and one beast finally reached an agreement, and then began to feast on the rest of the chicken.
After eating, one man and one beast patted their bellies with satisfaction, looked at each other and smiled, and secretly cursed in their hearts 'stupid foodies'.
Zhang Heng was very curious, this guy's belly is so small, how did he stuff such a big chicken called a flower chicken, and it is not one.
Could it be that this is the highest level of foodie?
"By the way, I don't know what your name is?" Zhang Heng asked as he lay comfortably on the ground and looked at the guy next to him with his belly facing the sky.
"Xiao Xiao! My name is Xiao Xiao. "My Neighbor Totoro touched his pink belly and said with a satisfied face.
"Xiaoxiao?" The surprise in Zhang Heng's eyes flashed, and he asked curiously, "How did you get your name?"
He originally thought that the other party didn't have a name, and he thought about helping to choose a name, what Xiaohuang, Xiaobai, Lao Wang's and so on he knew a lot.
"Can't you see that?" this time it was Xiao Xiao's turn to look at him in surprise.
"See what?" Zhang Heng looked at Xiao Xiao blankly.
"Can't you see that I'm Xiaotian Dragon Tiger?" Xiao Xiao said proudly, looking like you are stupid and you don't know anything.
"Howling Sky Dragon Tiger?" Zhang Heng was so frightened that he stood up directly.
But after looking at it, no matter what, it is impossible to connect this very petite and cute Xiao Xiao with the legendary giant body and fierce beast Xiao Tian Long Hu, which is not inferior to the dragon clan.
Zhang Heng once saw such a record in a book called "The Book of Everything", "Its head is like a dragon, its body is like a tiger, the golden dragon continues its tail, the white wings are possessed, and the nostrils are facing the sky, so it is called the Howling Dragon Tiger."
And Xiao Xiao in front of him, not to mention his petite body, even the golden earth character on his forehead, also made him hard to believe.
"In other words, the reason why you call Xiao Xiao and think you are Xiao Tian Dragon Tiger?" Zhang Heng looked at Xiao Xiao with a proud face and asked curiously.
"What do you think? Hearing Zhang Heng's words, Xiao Xiao suddenly exploded.
didn't know that his appearance was seen by Zhang Heng, so he didn't believe that he was a dragon and tiger.
"Okay, you say yes, yes. Zhang Heng saw that Xiao Xiao was angry, and waved his hand to compromise.
He still plans to rely on the other party to get off the list, but he can't let Xiao Xiao run away.
"I'll prove it to you sooner or later. Xiao Xiao said with an aggrieved face, he also understood that his appearance was too unconvincing, but for the sake of food, it was not a big deal to give in.
"Let's go, take you outside to find something to eat. Zhang Heng greeted and was about to leave.
"Wait for me!" Xiao Xiao said and went into the grass again.
Zhang Heng was not in a hurry when he saw it, this Xiao Xiao's status among the demon beasts of Ten Thousand Beasts Mountain was obviously not low, I am afraid that this is explaining something!
It took about half an hour for Xiao Xiao to reappear.
No matter what Xiao Xiao left to do, Zhang Heng saw the former jump on his shoulder, so he walked out of the mountain.