Chapter 3 I have been as I have been
A huge light struck, Zhuang Wudao was wrapped in this thousand feet of light, feeling that his whole body was floating in the warm and warm spring light, this sudden earthquake and the light that was now too unreal made his brain completely unable to keep up with the situation, and he had no clue what was happening at this moment.
"Could it be that the meteorite really hit the earth, and now I'm already hanging?" This thought suddenly broke into his mind, thinking that it was such a pleasant feeling to be dead, he enjoyed it a little, and suddenly in the void composed of thousands of rays of light, a figure appeared in front of Zhuang Wudao.
I saw that the shadow became clearer and clearer, and it turned out to be Ye Wentian, dressed in white, like an immortal!
This Zhuang Wudao usually reads some fantasy books, and when he saw such an immortal person in front of him, he speculated that he should be the extraditer of the afterlife, so he suppressed the doubt in his heart, and took the initiative to greet him with a calm attitude, "Meet the immortal family, where are we going?"
Ye Wentian was asked like this, but it was a little unexpected, but looking at the seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy in front of him, he actually maintained such a calm and composure between his eyebrows, and couldn't help but appreciate it, so he smiled and said, "Hello young man, I am Ye Wentian, the master of the Star Pavilion, the cultivation path has no chance to survive the heavenly tribulation, fortunately, my Dao soul actually met you here, not or the will of heaven, what is your name, young man?"
Zhuang Wudao listened to the tone of the other party like an ancient, and he didn't particularly understand some of the words, but he was afraid of asking timidity, so he replied, "My name is Zhuang Wudao"
Ye Wentian couldn't help but laugh when he heard the name, "Haha, I chose to be free and abandon immortality, but I didn't expect the answer to be here, Zhuang Zhiyao is famous in Huanyu, and he is enlightened with his heart!"
When Ye Wentian heard this name, he was overjoyed, and couldn't help but sigh a few more times, "Qiaoqiaoqiao, wonderful, wonderful!"
Zhuang Wudao was completely confused by Ye Wentian's reaction, he heard the other party sigh a few times at the end, and thought to himself that my name is not good enough for you to learn cat meow, could it be that the gods all take the comedian route?
Before Ye Wentian met, the child became more and more confused, and even explained, "Young man, you don't have to wonder, I self-destructed the Dao Instrument Body, but I didn't expect that God left my Dao Soul, and I had my own number in the underworld, so that I met you when I was dying, if I don't dislike it, I will give you this Twelfth Order Dao Soul of the Royal Road, which can be regarded as an excellent Dao relationship, how about it?"
Wang Dao, Twelfth Order Dao Soul, Zhuang Wudao sighed in his heart, wondering if he was not dead, but unconscious or asleep, how could an immortal suddenly appear to give him this great gift. Although I don't know what this is, with the saying of the royal road, I feel that blood is not a loss.
So Zhuang Wudao hurriedly threw his hand forward, and said with a humble and polite appearance, "I am grateful to be able to get the great immortal to pass on my royal way."
Before Zhuang Wudao could react, he saw that Ye Wentian turned into a wisp of purple Taiji, and rushed into the top of Zhuang Wudao's head in the spin, Zhuang Wudao only felt that his chest was suddenly extremely swollen and painful, and the back of his head was full of some strange symbols in metaphysics, and he couldn't hold it for a while, and he fainted in this light.
In a daze, he seemed to hear a voice in his heart whispering something to him, but because his consciousness was really difficult to support his wakefulness, he could only hear two words...... I ,...... As it comes"
I don't know how long it took, his consciousness gradually recovered, Zhuang Wudao only felt dizzy, rubbing his head with his hands and trying to stand up, and the sound of people talking around him gradually increased.
He remembered that he was in the physical examination room just now, and there was no damage to the ground, and he didn't know how long he had been unconscious......
Crazy laughter and scolding suddenly came from the surroundings, and Zhuang Wudao also heard one or two clear "hooligans" from this noise, and he thought it was not good in his heart, so he quickly looked up.
It didn't matter if I looked at it, I was completely embarrassed, and even my neck was red and hot, so I quickly covered the key point.
Oh my God, what kind of physical examination room is this, I saw him standing on an earthen platform, his hands held high, his legs apart, and there was a sea of people on the opposite side......
Zhuang Wudao thought about it, he was innocent all his life, and he couldn't imagine that today not only did he let a female doctor in her thirties read it, but there were hundreds of people on the other side, and all kinds of uncles and aunts had simply watched it, and he also opened his limbs widely, for fear that others would not see his little cutie......
"Hahaha, this person is so strange, not ashamed of being naked, but proud, you see his arrogant posture" An uncle with a fishing net in the onlookers laughed without any scruples, and glanced down by the way, and then added, "The key is nothing to show, even my small-eyed fishing net can probably let that job escape"
As soon as this sentence came out, the crowd instantly burst into joyful laughter, and some people even covered their stomachs with laughter, and some people burst into tears with laughter.
Zhuang Wudao didn't dare to look directly at the crowd opposite at this time, the whole person squatted down, his head was eager to be buried in the soil, he could hear the people around him not speaking the language he knew, but he didn't know why he could understand what they were saying, maybe it was the special ability that the immortal gave him?
"What are you laughing at, I have always been a child in business, and it is a kind of sincerity to strip it off, so that everyone can see it cleanly, this is called not a short catty, understand!" A little old man with a small beard on his chin pulled away from the crowd and walked over, listening to what he said, he should be a businessman.
I saw him take out the key and open the fence door in front of the earthen platform and walk in, and then close the fence from the inside.
"Tong San, you are a profiteer, don't brag there" Someone in the crowd coaxed.
The copper three jumped up angrily, crossed his waist and pointed at the crowd and scolded: "Who said that, look at Lao Tzu and don't pull out your skin! You group of fishmen, obviously just experienced such a big disaster, and you have been so virtuous for a while, it is really a thing with low IQ and emotional intelligence!"
After scolding, he picked up the kettle on the table next to him and poured his saliva, turned to look at Zhuang Wudao, the only one left in the fence, and couldn't help but sigh.
It turned out that a meteorite had just hit, and this place was in a port by the sea, so it caused a big wave tsunami, fortunately, the star pavilion lord led his pavilion to save the day, but just when it was chaotic, the goods that were originally going to be sold were all run away by the chaos, and now this Zhuang Wudao is honest, not only staying inside, but also staying naked.
Tong San stepped forward and carefully looked at this little baby with fine skin and tender flesh, and felt a pity in his heart, presumably it was the group of slaves who took away his record book while he was escaping in order to destroy the evidence, and now he can't get the number, which one is left in the fence.
But thinking that he brought more than 30 goods over this time, and there was only one left, he was sad, thinking that he must have lost all his money.
But he was a shrewd businessman, so he didn't cry and complain, but turned to the crowd and shouted,
"Come, look, although the fat pigs in the cage just now have run away, but the only thing left is the best of the best, you see all running, he doesn't run, what does it mean, explain him, accept fate!"
"Throughout the ages, this is the best slave, that is to accept fate! Accept fate is loyalty! Stare wide-eyed to see, this is a genuine human being, or a little baby, even if you take it back to eat it, it is also the best tonic! What's the matter, there is a big price to take a closer look~"
Zhuang Wudao's red face suddenly turned pale with fright, what is the situation, he was actually carried away by the moment he had just fallen into shame, and quickly looked around.
I saw that there was a street around me, and on both sides of the street were wooden buildings, and at the top of each building there was an eaves that looked like a fish, and the whole street was very narrow, paved with small green bricks, and on both sides of the road there were wide rivers.
The river looked man-made, and the two sides were neatly made of smooth green bricks, and when he looked closely, he found that there were not as many people walking on the road as there were people swimming in the river, so that the river looked like a road, and the road was like a guardrail in the middle of the road in the city......
And the place he is in now is like a place in the square, those people on the opposite side take a closer look, they are all wearing very little, when he takes a closer look, he is directly frightened even more, it turns out that most of those people are not people, their ears are fanning from time to time, and there are obvious gills behind the ears!
My mother, now Zhuang Wudao has completely understood, not only is this not a physical examination room, but it is very likely that it is not on the earth!
Thinking of this, he quickly slapped himself twice, which was a real pain......
Seeing the excitement and seeing him slap himself, he coaxed again, "I said that you will blow it for Tongsan, and it is the best, I see that you have a problem with your brain, so you are so "resigned", hahahaha~"
Tong San looked at Zhuang Wudao with an angry face, and the more he looked at it, the more he didn't hit it, so he took out the whip tied to his waist and pumped it.
Thinking that Zhuang Wudao grew up under the education of civilization and modernity, how could he have been whipped by a real whip in this life, and a whip went down, which directly made him roll in pain, and he didn't care about the question of whether he was ashamed or not, and he didn't wait for the second whip to come over, so he quickly got up and hid to the side.
Tong San saw him hiding, and while chasing him to smoke, he scolded and said, "You miscellaneous fish, what kind of brain problem do you have, let me stare at the fish to see clearly, will you!
Zhuang Wudao saw that he was forced to the corner of this square fence, and there were more and more onlookers, even if he climbed over this two-meter-high fence, it would be difficult to escape with the density of the crowd.
"Stop~" A slender shout stopped Tong San, and also attracted the attention of many onlookers, only to see that the crowd was quickly getting out of the way, and most of the fishmen even panicked when they saw the speaker.
"Hey, hey, it must be a heroine among women, a dignified wild man, dare to come out to visit the market during the day, it must be a big man, the big man has no shortage of money in his pocket since ancient times, please inside~" Tong San saw that the crowd was separated from the road and came to a wild woman, so he keenly smelled the smell of the buyer, stopped the whip in his hand, and hurriedly stepped forward to speak.
Zhuang Wudao breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, turned his head and looked at the comer, only to see a cold woman wearing off-the-shoulder leopard print, a short black cape, and black leather pants on the lower body slowly walked over, and when he got closer, he found that the complexion of this woman's whole body was a little dark red, a pair of small animal horns on her head, a slender leopard-like tail behind her, and the corners of her mouth with an evil smile also showed some cute little tiger teeth.
This dress and appearance made Zhuang Wudao, who often plays games, instantly understand the meaning of the so-called wild clan in the mouth of the copper three.
Zhuang Wudao thought to himself at the moment, this person felt that he was much more aggressive than these fishmen, in contrast, if he had to choose who bought him, he could choose the relatively less aggressive fishmen......
The woman didn't pay attention to Tong San, and went straight into the fence, looking at Zhuang Wudao's white little body with interest, Zhuang Wudao quickly covered it tighter, but still said calmly,
"It's not a loss for me to let a woman my age meet"
The woman laughed in surprise, and asked, "Oh, are you trying to take advantage of Miss Ben?"
Zhuang Wudao found that this was close, and he felt that this little beauty did have a bad sense of well-behavedness, so he couldn't help but reply, "Who takes advantage of whom, maybe, but live up to the beauty of the years, they are all good fruits, mutual benefit......"
Tong Sancheng next to him didn't think that there was such a sassy bag in his goods, and he didn't see it at all just now, listening to Zhuang Wudao's words, he was a little surprised.