The leader of the monkey walked quickly to the middle-aged man's side, helped him up, and said in a long voice: "Slack, slack, I hope you can forgive me for my recklessness and dare to ask my name." ”

"Huh?" the leader of the monkey exclaimed, "You're not from Huaxia, I haven't eaten this blonde and blue-eyed human yet." Its saliva flowed as he spoke.

The middle-aged man who had just been helped up heard this and collapsed directly to the ground.

The leader of the monkey wiped his saliva, coughed dryly, and then lifted the man up, and said, "Don't be afraid, this gentleman, how can I eat you! ”

The middle-aged man shuddered and hurriedly said, "David Bruce." ”

"Can you come up with a name to remember?" said the Commander with a grim face.

"Tian Dawei, this is my Chinese name. ”

Shen Jianghu glanced at that Tian Dawei and said in his heart: "This is that biology professor, a rare talent who can perfect the evolution potion?"

The leader of the monkey snorted, shook hands with Tian Dawei in a hairy manner, and said, "You can just call me king, are you hungry? I can eat a lot of things here." ”

Tian Dawei lost his voice and said, "I don't eat people. ”

The corners of his eyes twitched, and his face was a little angry.

Tian Dawei said: "I don't eat human brains. ”

The leader of the monkey looked at Tian Dawei quietly.

Tian Dawei cried: "I'm not hungry!"

The leader laughed and said, "If you are not hungry, go to work, and I will eat you when I finish my work." ”

Tian David has lived for more than 40 years, and he has experienced most of the ups and downs, but he has never thought that life will be so exciting, he will live and die, if it weren't for the fact that his heart stent is the most advanced in the world, he would have died suddenly.

"I don't just know how to transform the launcher, I'm also proficient in biology, as long as I give me time, I can develop a potion suitable for the king to take, so that the king can improve his strength in the shortest possible time!" Tian Dawei hissed.

The leader of the monkey was stunned for a moment, and said directly: "The children have listened, in the future, this Professor Tian will be our guest of honor here, no one is allowed to bully him, and besides, bring the best fruits, chickens, ducks, fish and meat are ready, go to the cell to find a few cooks, let them be on call at any time, as long as Professor Tian needs it, unconditionally meet it." ”

Tian Dawei was moved to cry, and he said again and again: "Thank you, thank you, I will definitely live up to the king's love, I will go to work first." ”

The leader of the monkey sighed: "Look at it, cultural people are different, I will definitely not eat this kind of talent." ”

"King, I can dance. A young woman cried.

The leader of the monkey said disdainfully: "Is it useful to dance? It's useless, kill it, eat human brains, this person is really ugly, there is no hair on his body, little gray brother, don't you like to eat women, say that the meat of that thing is tender, this one will be given to you." ”

Shen Jianghu resisted the urge to bite the leader of the monkey to death, suppressed the killing intent, and said: "I don't eat this, it's too ugly, change it to a beautiful one." ”

The leader of the fox stretched out his thumb to Xiao Gray and said: "Little Gray Brother is definitely a wolf with Yaxing, you have to eat beautiful women to eat people, boys bring wine, today I will drink three glasses with my confidant Xiao Ash." ”

"My lord, I can compose poems, and I can entertain you when you drink!" said an old man with glasses.

The leader of the monkey snorted coldly and said, "Is it great to compose poetry? Lao Tzu can also do it, and he will have to drink three hundred cups at a time, don't make the golden bottle empty to the moon, haha, good poetry, good poetry." ”

The old man subconsciously corrected: "Behind the three hundred cups of Huisu should be Master Cen, Dan Qiusheng, who will enter the wine, and the cup will not stop." ”

The leader of the monkey was furious and shouted: "Burn the oil, prepare the dipping sauce, this king will eat this old thing today, and I can't learn everything in his head." ”

The old man's eyes rolled and he was stunned.

The leader of the monkey looked around and sneered, "When you eat monkey brains, you think they are delicious, right? Now it's our turn to eat human brains." The demons of our Tearless City are the fairest, what humans do to us, we will do to humans, haha, absolutely fair!"

"But we didn't eat monkey brains, and now monkeys are protected animals and can't be eaten. One shouted.

The leader of the monkey said: "Don't worry, when we eat almost all the humans, we will also protect the humans, alas, your luck is not very good." After a pause, he asked, "If any of you have a skill, don't talk about dancing and singing, it's useless." ”

Seeing those people talking about their specialties word by word, the leader of the monkey was very disappointed, and said: "None of them are useful, come to people, open your brain, and eat." ”

Shen Jianghu was very anxious, and said secretly: "I must delay time, according to Han Dazhuang's speed, I will definitely be able to get here within an hour, I only need an hour!" Thinking of this, Shen Jianghu looked at Xiao Ash's memory again, and felt that this Xiao Ash was a pretending 13 criminals on weekdays, and when he first defected to the leader of the Monkey Raccoon, he said that he had a way to let the Leader of the Monkey control the sea market in a short period of time. The suggestion put forward once made the leader of the monkey heartbroken.

"Big brother, why don't you just push it sideways, rule the sea market as a king, let all the humans kneel at your feet, and call you king?"

The Monkey Chief's eyes lit up green when he heard this suggestion, and it was only a small leader in the City of No Tears, and it couldn't refuse the suggestion of becoming a king. But when it thought of the mission that the City Without Tears had to give, it could only regard this suggestion as an ideal.

At that time, Xiao Ash swore and said: "Big brother, don't worry, as long as I am here, there will always be a way." It is because of this sentence that this little gray has become an existence second only to the leader of the monkey clan in the monkey clan, and he is rampant.

If Shen Jianghu maintained his human appearance at this time, he would definitely be sweating profusely. He saw that some of the monkeys were ready to open their brains, and said, "Big brother." ”

The leader of the monkey was slightly stunned, and said, "Is there something wrong with the little gray brother?"

Shen Jianghu stabilized his mind and said unhurriedly: "Big brother, even if we can't control Haishi now, we have more than 20,000 people here. ”

The leader of the monkey rolled his eyes, and then he smiled wildly, and said, "Little Gray Virtuous Brother, there is really a great talent!"

Shen Jianghu was overjoyed in his heart, and said secretly: "How much does this thing want to be a king? But as long as it has this mind, I have a way to delay time." ”

"Big brother, do you know how to read the yellow calendar?" asked Shen Jianghu.

The leader shook his head in disbelief and said, "I have never believed in those superstitious things. ”

Shen Jianghu was almost choked to death, and said in his heart: "You are a monster, you don't believe in superstition, do you believe in science?

"Big brother, today is an auspicious day for the zodiac, and it is suitable for ascending the throne. Shen Jianghu said: "We don't learn the cumbersome etiquette of human beings, we still need to wait a few days when we ascend the throne, we are demons, we have to be stronger than humans!

The leader of the monkey hesitated.

Shen Jianghu said in a low voice: "This matter is only digested within us, out of this valley, everything is business as usual." ”

As soon as these words came out, the leader of the fox laughed and said: "Little Gray Brother is right, to be a demon must have ideals, let's first talk about the addiction of being a king, and besides, there are countless opportunities for the demon clan to come, and the eldest brother doesn't believe that he can't be a leader!"

Shen Jianghu secretly breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Drag these garbage back to the prison first, and I will discuss the matter of ascending the throne with my eldest brother." ”

The leader of the monkey said anxiously: "I haven't eaten yet!"

Xiao Gray said: "Big brother, you must be cautious in everything you say and do now, you have to regard yourself as a king, and if you want to eat, first of all, you must have an imperial dining room." ”

The leader of the monkey clan scratched his mouth and scratched his cheeks, and said, "Interesting, interesting, that's it, Xiao Qi, you take a few brothers and go to the imperial dining room." ”

Shen Jianghu hurriedly said, "Big brother, don't you know anything about human history?"

The leader of the monkey said: "They are just food, what do they do if they know too much?"

Shen Jianghu secretly said beautifully, as long as you don't understand, Lao Tzu can fool you for three days and three nights! Thinking of this, he was shocked and said: "Big brother, don't do it, Xiaoqi They are your biological sons, they have your noble blood, they can't do the errands of inferior demons, you should crown them as princes and princes." ”

The word bloodline deeply pierced the heart of the leader of the monkey, in the demon clan, the bloodline will determine your origin, and determine what level of demon you will become in the future. The leader of the monkey tried hard to cultivate, but in the end, he couldn't resist the half-brother with pure blood, so he could only be assigned to be a small leader, while his brother was still practicing, and it was said that he was about to break the confinement of the demon body and reach the realm of transformation.

"Blood!" the leader of the monkey gritted his teeth and said, "These two words are so dirty!"

"Big brother, there is a saying in human beings that is very good, the prince and the prince will have a kind of Xiangning?" Shen Jianghu said softly: "It is said that in the human world, bloodline is equally important, but every few hundred years, there will be a commoner with no bloodline and no wealth to become a generation of heavenly sons, what humans can do, can't our demon clan do?"

The leader of the monkey had a gleam in his eyes, and said, "It makes sense, do we want to preserve our strength, and when the time comes, we will directly turn against Tearless City?"

Shen Jianghu shouted: "Big brother, don't have such thoughts!"

Originally, Qian Qian thought that Xiao Ash wanted to harm it, but now seeing that Xiao Ash's worry on his face was not like a disguise at all, he completely relaxed his vigilance and said, "Brother Xian, let's talk about it, it's just a good time." ”

Shen Jianghu said: "This is inevitable! But if there is a chance, the eldest brother may really be able to rule the Qian clan!"

The leader of the monkey was breathing rapidly and his eyes were burning.

Shen Jianghu said secretly: "I didn't expect this monkey to be a monkey with ideals and ambitions." ”

"We don't want to learn the cumbersome things of human beings, and don't set up any Qin Tianjian or what department has a supervisor Shang Baosi, but the step of bowing down to the people must not be saved. Shen Jianghu said: "We have a lot of human beings here, big brother, think about it, when they bow down to you together, how will you feel?"

The leader of the monkey took a deep breath and said, "I'm excited to think about it, brother Xian, can I hurry up any longer, I can't wait." ”

Shen Jianghu said: "Leave it to me, please wait for an hour!