Chapter 39: Ass hurts

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The sky was bright, Qin Hao yawned, rubbed his eyes and woke up from his sleep.

Just as he was about to get up, he found an elastic thigh pressing against his chest.

The bed was surrounded by rubbish.

What instant noodle boxes, fast food boxes, snack bags, unwashed coats, underwear and underwear, dirty socks, huge black garbage bags......

Even the pigs' nests are cleaner than this.

Lazily looking at the ceiling, Qin Hao's face was full of tangled expressions.

In fact, he wanted to talk about it last night, but at that time, Duanmuyan's butt of glass slag didn't have time.

When it was done, both of them were tired, so they fell asleep.

As soon as the morning dawned, the sunlight illuminated the room very clearly, which was much more powerful than yesterday.

I almost slept in the garbage mountain for the night.

I really don't know why a woman's room can be so dirty, but he opened his eyes.

'Jingle !!'

Just when Qin Hao was speechless, the phone rang to interrupt his train of thought.

"Hey, who are you looking for?" Qin Hao asked with a yawn.

"Head, it's ten o'clock, why are you ...... wait, who are you?"

"Looking for Duanmuyan?" Qin Hao said.

"yes? Who are you? Why are you holding the phone on our head? You ......."

"I'm Qin Hao, your head hurts today, you can't go, take a day off today. Qin Hao was blunt.

"...... butt hurt?" the other party was taken aback again.

"Well, so be it, she's on vacation today, I'll hang up if it's okay. ”

As he spoke, Qin Hao turned off his phone and continued to fall into deep thought.

And the other end of the phone has exploded.

Pain in the butt?

That's a fucking amount of information, isn't it?

And it was Qin Hao who answered the phone.

Lonely men and widows live together, and wake up the next day with a sore buttock......

There's something, there's definitely something here.

Unexpectedly, Duanmuyan usually looks so domineering, how could it make Qin Hao's ass hurt?

No wonder they all say that the brine points tofu, one thing drops one thing!

This Qin Hao is simply Duanmuyan's nemesis.

After a short silence, the policeman actually cried with joy, and rushed to the office with excitement on his face and proclaimed:

"The head flower has a master, the head has finally found a boyfriend, and our hard days have finally come to an end!!"

"What? The head is married? It's a good thing, finally I won't be oppressed by her anymore. ”

"Which strong man sacrificed his life for righteousness? Thank you Lao Tie for bringing us out of the sea of suffering! I want to pay high respect to this old iron!!

"Hooray, someone can finally subdue this female tyrannosaurus, give this strong man a hundred likes!"

"Brothers, our hard days have finally come to an end, it is estimated that it will not be long before we will take maternity leave, everyone will hold on for a while!"

"Is the message accurate?"

"1.2 million points accurate, I just called, it was a man who answered, you said that the lonely man and the widow are together, isn't that the thing? This pregnancy is not close at hand?"

"Yes, yes, it won't be long, by the way, who is that strong man? Can you hear it? Which immortal can subdue this female tyrannosaurus? ”

"Do you know who it is?"

"I know, it's Qin Hao, he promised it personally!"

"Qin Hao, is it, I didn't expect it to be him!"

"That's right, only this great immortal can subdue the female tyrannosaurus, and their value is a match made in heaven!"

"Hurry up and buy firecrackers to celebrate, prepare gifts by the way, congratulations to the head is finally getting married!

"Okay, okay! I'll go !!."

"Don't yet, my head is not feeling well today, and I guess I will have to take a few days off......"

"Uncomfortable? Oh, I see, she must have been tired yesterday, yes, let her rest, and come back when she's rested enough!"

In this way, Duanmuyan's affair with a target was like a tornado, which soon swept through the entire public security system of Jiangling City, and even spread to the province at night.

For this strong man who can subdue the female tyrannosaurus, a group of police officers have paid high respect!

Duanmuyan didn't know about it.

The sound of the phone also woke her from her sleep.

Rubbing her eyes, Duanmuyan was about to get up from the bed, but she found that there seemed to be something strange in her chest.

When I reached out and touched it, it was actually a hand!!

"Ah~~~!"

With a deafening scream, the room was again filled with the noise of chickens flying and dogs jumping.

"Qin Hao, you stinky rascal, take advantage of me!"

Duanmuyan's face was red, and her body was still trembling a little.

"Well...... accident, I promise it's definitely an accident, who made you have a single bed?" Qin Hao hurriedly pulled his hand out.

Duanmuyan didn't say anything, Qin Hao didn't feel it himself.

It's so natural, it's like going back to the way it was when I was with Ruyue.

"I surprised you by your size, hurry up and let me out, who let you sleep in the same bed with me?"

Duanmuyan covered her chest and said with a blushing face.

"Fuck, you woman is not particular, Lao Tzu got your ass for a night, and your eyes are dazzled, you actually let me out? Do you know how to write the word shame?"

It's okay if he doesn't say it, but when he says it, Duanmuyan gets even angrier.

Last night, this bastard was going to look at his ass regardless of it.

You say you can see it from other places, can a woman's ass be seen casually?

Although it is to pick up glass slag, no matter what, you have to respect your choice, right?

But this thing is good, no matter how he resists, he just took off his pants, and Duanmuyan was so ashamed that he almost hanged himself.

Don't forget, last night, except for a pair of pants, her lower body was not covered at all.

It's equivalent to his privacy being looked down on by that bastard.

"You ...... you ...... bastard, the old lady fought with you!!!"

"Come on, it's not me who suffers anyway, you can fight!"

Doing it on the bed, the other party must expose some important positions, Qin Hao is a man, and he is wearing clothes, it doesn't matter, Duanmuyan is different.

“......”

'Squeak'

'Squeak'

'Squeak'

The sound of grinding teeth continued one after another, and Duanmuyan was almost crazy.

Why did she meet such a slut?

I can't beat it!

Don't mention how aggrieved you are.

Trying to calm herself down and taking a few deep breaths, Duanmuyan suddenly remembered that there seemed to be a phone ringing just now, so she asked Qin Hao viciously what was going on.

"The bureau asked you why you didn't go to work yet, and I said that you took leave today, and your butt hurt!" Qin Hao replied.

"Yes, you gave me leave?" Duanmuyan looked at him dumbfounded.

"That's right!" Qin Hao nodded.

"You still say my butt hurts?" Duanmuyan asked sluggishly.

"That's right!" Qin Hao continued to nod.

“......”

"Qin Hao, my mother will never die with you today!!"

This time he was really mad, completely ignoring whether he would be looked at or not, he picked up the garbage bag and dirty clothes at hand and smashed them in Qin Hao's face.