Chapter 46: Heavy Taste
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Purple and red clouds are shining, green mountains and green waters are far away;
The powder cast grease is soft like water, and the peach forest is accompanied by Junjiao.
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Li Zunbao walked in front of Yan Rong'er, smiled, and suddenly, he stabbed Yan Rong'er directly with the Qingfeng sword.
When Yan Rong'er saw that she was going to kill herself, she closed her eyes in fright, thinking, "If you die, you will die, it's better than being ugly for a while, but I hate it so much, why am I always bullied by this man, even if I die, I won't spare him!"
The Qingfeng Sword in Li Zunbao's hand was only a tenth centimeter away from Yan Rong'er's neck, and it stopped.
Yan Rong'er felt that she was not in the pain of being stabbed by the sword, and opened her eyes in surprise.
Li Zunbao rushed the hilt of the sword to Yanrong'er with his backhand, and said with a smile in a posture that he thought was more handsome: "Well, Miss Black, I think there is a misunderstanding between the two of us, the sword is for you, I'll give you a chance, if you want to kill me, kill me now, if you don't kill me, you just forgive me, um~~ No one ...... the grass over there."
Yan Rong'er bit her lip, snatched the sword viciously, and went directly to the grass behind the tree next to her.
"Whoa~!"
Legend has it that Dayu led the people to fight against the floods in natural disasters and finally won the victory. In the face of the surging flood, the flood in front of Dayu at that time was "lala~!", thus changing the method of "blocking" and channeling the flood, reflecting that he had the wisdom to lead the people to overcome difficulties, and finally won the victory.
Yan Rong'er breathed a sigh of relief and thought viciously, "This evil guy, I will never give up on him so easily, I will go out to kill him in a while...... Oops... My stomach hurts......"
When Yanrong'er was squatting in the grass and thinking about how to take revenge on Li Zunbao for a while, Li Zunbao's voice came from behind the tree next to her.
"Miss Black, are you thinking about taking revenge on me after you finish pulling?"
Li Zunbao pinched his nose and thought, "It seems that the goddess is also stinky......"
Yan Rong'er suddenly wanted to dig a hole in the ground and get into it, it was too embarrassing today, not only was his clothes sprayed, (who told you to kick someone, can you blame others?) The enemy was in front of him, but he couldn't kill him, and he took the sword, and what was even more hateful was that he was convenient here, he actually eavesdropped behind a tree......
"Get out! Get out of here, I'll never see you again!"
Li Zunbao was happy in his heart, and said unhurriedly: "Okay, Miss Black, I was originally afraid that you didn't bring paper, since you want me to get out, then I'll go!"
Li Zunbao thought to himself, "Hmph, although you are a beauty, but I don't like this stinky temper, let's go~!"
"You...... You're back!" Yan Rong'er shouted weakly, without the domineering momentum she had just now.
Li Zunbao stopped and said, "What's the matter, Miss!"
"You put the paper under the tree, and then go ......" Yan Rong'er's voice was about the same size as the sound of mosquitoes.
Li Zunbao smiled and said, "What? I didn't hear clearly, you should be louder." ”
"You!" Yan Rong'er suddenly became angry, but then the fire went out again, there was no way, people had to bow their heads under the eaves.
"Please put the paper behind the tree and then go! Yan Rong'er gritted her teeth and said word by word.
Li Zunbao pinched his nose and said: "Oh, okay, you use my paper, let's clear it, you are not allowed to trouble me in the future, you take your single-plank bridge, I take my Yellow Crane Tower!"
"Okay, I know, I won't trouble you, you can go quickly, I'm done here!"
Li Zunbao put the paper under the tree, and said as he walked: "This is what you said, I didn't force you, you have to talk and count, otherwise you will have no ** child in the future!"
Yanrong was so angry that she couldn't wait to slap Li Zunbao to death, listening to Li Zunbao's voice getting farther and farther away, he got out of the grass and got the paper, and scolded: "Bastard!! do you wipe your ass with sandpaper!"
Li Zunbao walked up to Meng Ziyan and said with a smile: "Miss Meng, let you laugh, a little accident, a little accident." ”
Meng Ziyan held on to the tree, smiled and said, "I think I'd better go home......"
"Want to go, no way!" Wang Batian appeared behind Li Zunbao.
Li Zunbao was startled, and quickly turned his head, and Wang Batian and a bald monk in his 40s appeared behind him.
"Oh, Wang Batian, long time no see, how are you doing lately?" Li Zunbao said with a grin.
Wang Batian said angrily: "Don't come to this set, hurry up and let my senior brother go, otherwise I will set foot on your turtle village." ”
Jin Shengyu scolded: "Shut up, bitch. ”
Wang Batian was stunned, he didn't expect his master to scold him, so he had to quickly close his mouth.
Seeing that Wang Batian closed his mouth, Jin Seng Yu turned his head and smiled slightly, and said: "This little brother, my apprentice Iron Gourd was captured by you, I wanted to come over and take him away today, and I will educate him well when I go back." ”
Li Zunbao was stunned for a moment, and thought, "Could it be that in the days when I was away, his apprentice Tie Hulu was caught in the stockade?"
Li Zunbao nodded and said: "My name is Li Zunbao, I am the owner of this cottage, rest assured, master, I see that you are also an understanding person, as long as there is this person you said, I will definitely let him go." ”
Jin Shengyu smiled slightly and said, "Old Jin Shengyu, that's so grateful to the little brother." ”
Wang Batian listened beside him, thinking in his heart, "The master is a good man, I have to find a way to force the master to do it, I hope the iron gourd is dead, and I will act when I see the opportunity." ”
Li Zunbao said politely: "Please inside, master, I will arrange for someone to find your apprentice." ”
Jin Shengyu nodded and followed Li Zunbao towards the cottage, and Wang Batian walked behind and looked left and right.
This is Zhao Er, who didn't eat croton stew, and the blind man ran over.
Zhao Er whispered: "Look, it's still a big boss, fortunately I didn't do a wall grass, I have a sincere heart for the revolution, and I will not waver 100% of the big boss." ”
The blind man also whispered: "That is, I have been blind all my life, and the least blind thing I have done is to follow the big boss~~"
Zhao Er and the blind man walked up to Li Zunbao and shouted with a smile: "Big boss, you're back, you want to kill me!"
Li Zunbao was stunned for a moment, pointed at Zhao Er and said, "Go find the iron gourd and bring it to me." ”
Zhao Er hurriedly replied: "Yes, big boss, I'll bring people over." ”
After about an hour, Zhao Er came over with a dirty, smelly fat man, although the fat man had changed into new clothes, but it couldn't hide the smell of feces all over his body.
Li Zunbao couldn't help but cover his nose and thought, "This fat man has a heavy taste!"