253 You, give, me, get out!
Late at night.
"I was wrong, this thing is not a god teammate at all, it's a complete fool!" In a hotel, Yang Qi was lying on the bed wrapped in a bath towel, and a pair of fair, slender, sturdy and full jade legs were so cold in the air. This bath towel is not very strong, and it seems to float down at any time. Usually wears a hatred mold suit, wrapped tightly, and doesn't show much figure. But at this moment, the beauty is out of the bath, and if there are other men here, absolutely blood spurts from both nostrils and flies out of the atmosphere.
But there were no other men here, only Yang Qi, sitting on the sofa next to the bed without any reaction, his eyes half-open and half-closed.
A beautiful woman with only a layer of cloth left on her body, a sturdy man sitting on the side with a blank head, what do you think of when you see this? Whatever you think of - it is not what you think.
Here's the thing.
During the day, two men - let me use the term "two" lest the narrative be difficult - and the two escaped from under the hands of the great monster. Standing far away and looking at the troll, Yang Qi knew that one of the key words prompted by the World Observation Bureau, "monster", referred to this thing. The main proposition for the future, and the main goal of coming to this world, is probably this thing.
Therefore, Yang Qi observed for a while more. Standing on the roof of a skyscraper, Yang Qi staggered from several blocks, happy and worried. If there is anything else in this world that can provide a special experience medicine, it is undoubtedly the thing in front of you!
But the worry is that I really don't know how to get this thing done. This hunk wreaking havoc behaves like a tortoise. The chassis is low. The tonnage is sufficient. Even if the posture is close to crawling. But the highest point of that back is at least eighty or ninety meters above the ground. A 30-story Roshan Mountain, destroying the city all the way, the scene is really spectacular.
Supersonic fighters flew through the sky with a thunderous whistling sound, and launched various attacks around the behemoth. But the gray skin of the giant beast has quite a high defensive power, not to mention the aviation cannons, and even the air-to-ground missiles on the body have little effect. In this way, unless there is a direct bombardment of an electromagnetic railgun-level weapon, it will not be able to cause a defense-breaking effect on this monster.
But Yang Qi also saw it. The purpose of these fighters is not to kill, but to lure. In a short time, the monster ran away after the buzzing flying things, and ran to the bays and mountains in the distance, leaving only a scarred path. On this road, there was a piece of ruins and broken arms, and every qiē was crushed to almost flat ground.
For such a guy, Yang Qi has no problem now. But there is always a way to deal with it in this world, after all, there is a "near future" in the key word of the World Observation Bureau. The same is the near future, if in the city of Steel. Yang Qi was definitely not stunned. Whether it's the main cannon of the Heart of the World or something else, there's always a way to deal with it. this world. It must also have its own way of coping.
What kind of world is this? Cities and monsters can't really be the same as the Chosen One said, but in the world of Bumpman!
Seeing that the monster had disappeared behind the ridge and was unable to go up to make peace for the time being, Yang Qi decided to find a place to settle down first, and solve the two biggest problems at the moment: what kind of world was here, and what was going on with Yang Qi.
I drove the locomotive to the uninjured city on the other side, and found that there was still a relatively stable life. Although the citizens are also afraid, there is a kind of proficiency in the panic, and they will not be frightened day and night. It seems that they are no strangers to the attack of giant beasts.
The people in this city are very mixed, there are black, white and yellow, but they are mainly yellow, and the language is mainly Mandarin. And the architectural style here is also a bit strange, the Oriental style is indeed the Oriental style, the cornices and arches are carved and the beams are painted with red lanterns. The Chinese style is indeed the Chinese style, and there are two archways on the pedestrian street from time to time. But it's not like China, it's like Chinatown, which is the kind in Hollywood movies.
On this pedestrian street, Yang Qi put away the locomotive and ordered a certain piece of wood to stand in the corner and wait, and she went to get some money to spend first. Yang Qi really stood quietly and motionless in a corner, and from time to time a woman with heavy makeup passed by, looking at him with seductive eyebrows. Some even took the initiative to step forward, speaking softly and using their hands and feet to make all kinds of teasing. But Yang Qi didn't move, didn't look, and didn't react. These women were bored with themselves, so they could only be indignant and immediately leave with two words of "weirdo".
Yang Qi, who was not far away, of course noticed this scene, but he just smiled slightly and didn't care. She is now more concerned about the issue of money, and through Guò's observation just now, she found that the currency circulating in the world is basically the same as her own earth, and the yuan is still strong here. I don't know if gold will still work, after all, no matter what you want to do next, it's always right to have money in your hands first.
Just as she was thinking about this, someone suddenly called her: "Little, Hiccup, Miss......"
"Huh?" Yang Qi looked back, only to see a short and fat man walking up from behind, his feet swaying with a drunken and obscene expression, and the top of his head had just reached Yang Qi's chin. As soon as Yang Qi turned around and let him see his face, his little squinting eyes instantly widened: "Do you want to burp, go with me, play?"
"Play...... Play?" Yang Qi's eyes narrowed, and those who were familiar with her knew that this fat man was going to be unlucky.
But the fat man didn't know, he only felt that the person in front of him was really the best in the world, and said warmly: "Yes, monster, here, there are still a few days to live, good work, in time, hiccups, have fun!" Then he laughed and patted his crotch: "Don't look at me like this, my baby is as hard as steel, steel!" This guy didn't know if he drank too much or what, and his speech was stumbling, which made people annoying.
But Yang Qi rolled his eyes instead, and suddenly smiled: "Okay, then let's go play." ”
"Really, really?!" Humpty Dumpty was overjoyed, and immediately said, "Then I'll take you to the most, best bar......"
"Why don't you need to be so troublesome, let's get straight to the point, that's it. Yang Qi casually pointed to a store on the side of the street, and the fat man looked at it--Love Hotel! I'll go to it, this young lady is really neat. It's vigorous. It's really the best in the world!, when the fat man nodded busily. Yang Qi had already taken the lead and walked in. The fat man hurriedly chased into the door, and saw Yang Qi patting the counter: "Top floor, all night, hurry." ”
All night? This is the rhythm of a big fight! The fat man's face is full of laughter. When he trotted all the way into the suite, the fat man took off his clothes without saying a word, revealing a fat body, and he came down: "Let's start, what theme do you like?nurse patient, teacher student, princess warrior?"
Yang Qi observed the surrounding environment and said casually: "Theme...... If I had to choose, I would prefer the queen and the slave dog. "Good soundproofing. The terrain is not low, it is a good place.
"Queen?" the fat man's eyes flashed, and he immediately knelt down. This kneeling is really neat, and there is a sound of knees hitting the carpet, and the atmosphere of changing jobs is full, which really makes Yang Qi, who saw this kind of formation for the first time, stunned. "Her Royal Highness, tweak/teach me!" This sentence, the fat man said very smoothly, and it seems that he often practiced.
"Heh!" Yang Qi smiled, his eyes full of evil light. Clenched his fists with a crackle. Yang Qi forced up: "Don't worry, I will tweak/teach your ...... fiercely"
Five minutes later. Yang Qi walked to the edge of the balcony and said to a certain piece of wood dozens of meters away: "Avoid the others, come up!"
This sound is just a normal voice, not to mention passers-by dozens of meters away, even the next door can't hear it at all. But Yang Qi in the distance suddenly moved, flashed into a small dark alley, and then jumped up in the air, and came to the balcony with two strokes on the wall.
"Alright, now we have a place to take a shower and sleep. Someone pays for documents, where can I find such a good thing?" Yang Qi stretched her waist and walked in: "I'm tired, I'm tired, hurry up and take a shower and sleep!" Today she is not light, mainly because of the inexplicable physical consumption when she travels through time and space.
Now that I think about it, nine times out of ten, it's because of Yang Qi...... "Hey, why are you still standing, go take a bath!"
With Yang Qi's words, tonight officially entered the theme: Yang Qi in sleepwalking is a nerd.
It's not accurate to say that he is a nerd, he seems to know what to do, and he does it meticulously. The only thing that makes Yang Qi mad is that he doesn't have any moral common sense. In short - no shame, no discipline.
For example, if he is asked to take a bath, in an instant, his clothes are gone, and his whole body is clean and naked. Yang Qi herself is nothing, she has watched it for more than 20 years, and she does not have any psychological barriers. The only surprise was to find that a scar on his former buttocks had disappeared, and it seemed that the promotion of Long Xianggong also had the effect of improving the skin.
And she began to feel that it was sometimes very convenient to have two bodies, such as scrubbing in the bath. I wanted to wash it myself when I was in college, but there was a small area on the back of the vest that I couldn't rub at all. No matter how you scratch your ears and cheeks, you don't have a problem with that place. But now it's different, it's simple and easy, and it's clean.
However, when rubbing Yang Qi's back, Yang Qi also discovered one thing, that is, some orders must not be given when there are still others. This stupid thing in front of him, absolutely regardless of whether there is anyone or not, will implement it the same. This guy has basically zero shame.
If this point is not an impressive event, then it is more representative when Yang Qi takes a bath.
"Huh?!" In the bathroom, Yang Qi covered the key parts and looked at the door with wide eyes. At the door, Yang Qi strode straight in, his expressionless face looked a little gloomy in this scene - this is simply the scene of an island country movie!"What are you doing here!" Yang Qi had the urge to punch over.
"Help with the bath. Yang Qi's answer was very concise, and it seemed to be describing some natural truth, and there was a sense of justification in the plainness. Then, Yang Qi raised his hand and pressed it to this side, his hands turning into flashing phantoms in the air, as if he wanted to perform some bathing (obscene) secret technique that could rub every corner of his body in an instant.
What greeted him was Yang Qi's violent fist.
"You, give, me, get out!" (to be continued......)
PS: Because of a special circumstance, there is only this chapter today. This will be followed by a single chapter explaining that it is an important notice about this book, so please take a look.