Chapter 30: The Lotus Blossom Walks Through the Clouds
When he got home, Lin Yi sent a WeChat message to Han Xinyan as soon as possible, saying that everything he did today was to play games, maybe he drank some wine, and he was a little nonsense, hoping that Han Xinyan could forgive him.
Of course, Han Xinyan didn't reply to him, because at this moment, Han Xinyan was sitting on the sofa in her apartment holding a bear doll and beating her fatly.
"You guy, why do you look so much like Lin Yi's scourge, I'll beat you to death, I'll beat you to death!"
The bear doll is very sad, the bear doll is a back-and-forth baby, but the bear doll can't speak......
Lin Yi took a shower, went to the refrigerator in the living room to get a bottle of drink, and when he closed the door, he found that there was a note pasted on the secret compartment of the refrigerator, which was a note left by Qin Yuruo.
There was a line of beautiful small words written on it: "Lin Yi, I came back today to sleep, or sleep at home, but tomorrow night is the welcome party, I have to work overtime to rehearse tonight, tomorrow if you have time, you can come to the school to take a look at the party I designed, the three smiling expressions in the back." ”
Lin Yi smiled slightly, this senior sister Yuruo is really, isn't it okay to send a note on WeChat for this matter, what kind of note do you still have to leave, live like an ancient......
I don't know how the welcome party directed by Qin Yuruo is, Lin Yi has some expectations, and he naturally wants to take a look tomorrow night.
After cleaning the living room, Lin Yi lay down on the bed and continued the habit of brushing the magic sound every day before going to bed.
I have to say that although there are a lot of new people and things on the magic sound, the amount of video is still too small, and Lin Yi usually finishes it in an hour.
The most amusing thing on the magic sound today is Yang Guo's kid, since he told Li Mochou about the Golden Wheel Dharma King's rumor that she and Yang Guo had a child that day, Li Mochou has been chasing and killing the Golden Wheel Dharma King.
It's a pity that the Golden Wheel Dharma King is really tight, this is not Li Mochou pointed the finger at Yang Guo again, everyone understands her thoughts, since the Golden Wheel Dharma King can't beat him himself, then kill Yang Guo, so it's a hundred.
However, Li Mochou obviously underestimated Yang Guo, this Yang Guo was born in the market, and being a scoundrel is his forte, no, in order to further humiliate Li Mochou, Yang Guo posted a video on Moyin.
It was an oral statement by Yang Guo himself, saying that although Li Mochou was a Taoist aunt, his six roots were not purified, and he had been frequently in and out of "joy and resentment" recently, and attached a picture of Li Mochou's entry and exit of "Joy Garden" as evidence.
This "Xile Garden" is a well-known brothel in Yangzhou City, and it is famous because it not only produces female prostitutes, but also provides services for male prostitutes.
Lin Yi looked at Yang Guo's video and smiled from ear to ear, this Yang Guo is even more shameless than himself, the reason why she Li Mochou entered and exited the "Joy Garden" was not to chase and kill the Golden Wheel Dharma King, he was fine, and directly said that Li Mochou recruited a male prostitute.
Li Mochou was naturally furious, and the first seat in the comment seat was her message: "Shameless boy, where are you hiding? Poor Ni swore to kill you within three days!"
"You're in the ancient tomb, senior sister, if you want to kill him, you might as well go into the ancient tomb to find out. Xiaolongnu commented indifferently.
Lin Yi smiled, the little dragon girl is really the little dragon girl, this Li Mochou is suspicious by nature, naturally he can think that Yang Guo may be in the ancient tomb, but the little dragon girl said it so generously, it made Li Mochou suspicious, presumably Li Mochou would never go to the ancient tomb so easily.
Continuing to swipe down, except for the dance video of Fairy Chang'e, there are few videos that can make Lin Yi happy.
But just as Lin Yi was about to turn off the magic sound, there was a ding, and a private message suddenly came.
Lin Yi opened the private message, couldn't help but be stunned, and then showed a wicked smile.
This is a private message from the second senior brother Zhu Bajie, the content of the private message is that Zhu Bajie saw Lin Yi's comment under his video yesterday, and asked Lin Yi if he had any diet pills at this moment.
The business opportunity is coming!
Lin Yi smiled and sent a private message, "Second Senior Brother, regarding diet pills, I dare to guarantee that the entire magic sound is only here with me, and it is guaranteed to be genuine." ”
"There's no basis for your words, get a few to try first, and if the effect is good, I'll pay you again." "Although Zhu Bajie is lazy to eat, he is very shrewd.
The world is good for immortals, but immortals also have things that can't be solved, such as weight loss, although they have many change skills, they can make themselves very thin and even handsome for a short time, but they are short-lived after all, not to mention that these means of change, although they can't be identified in the eyes of ordinary people, but if they are also immortals, they will naturally know it at a glance.
So Zhu Bajie really wants to lose weight, as for those means to make himself handsome and thin, he has not used it before, such as the peach conference five hundred years ago, in order to win the favor of Fairy Chang'e, he made himself extremely handsome, but in the end, the prototype appeared after two glasses of wine.
"That's not good, I'm an exclusive recipe, the whole magic sound is the only one and has no other branches, if you want it, you must pay a certain amount of money first. Lin Yi quickly sent a private message.
Although Zhu Bajie is shrewd, but Zhu Bajie's current demand is very strong, in order to win Chang'e's favor, he has already announced his determination in the magic sound, if he doesn't lose weight, then he will be drowned in saliva.
Although he has no way to provide physical objects to Zhu Bajie, after all, his current level does not have the ability to transmit physical objects, but the so-called diet pills, as long as he has a formula, as for Chinese herbal medicine, Zhu Bajie's ability is not yet handy.
Bite!
Zhu Bajie sent a red belly pocket, remarking: "This belly pocket has the effect of enhancing physical strength, and the user can obtain three times more physical strength than ordinary people just by wearing it on his body." ”
Lin Yi couldn't help but be stunned, this Zhu Bajie wouldn't be a fetish, what I got from him first was a pair of profane pants, and now it's a belly pocket, but the function of this belly pocket is stronger than that of profane pants, after all, physical strength is more important no matter what level it is.
However, Lin Yi did not plan to stop the pace of pit gifts, because after this village, there may not be this store.
"Brother Pig, isn't the reward a little less? My diet pill formula is very expensive. Lin Yi sent a private message again.
Zhu Bajie quickly replied, "MMP, are you too much, demon friend, this belly pocket was brought over by me from the third prince of Long, you are not enough, you ...... You're so mad at someone. ”
My day, this pig can actually say MMP, Lin Yi is a little dumbfounded, the pig that has become a sperm is different!
Lin Yi didn't reply to him again, this is his usual routine, regardless of whether Zhu Bajie is really smart or fake smart, let him dry it first.
Lin Yi's routine worked very well, and it took about ten minutes.
Zhu Bajie finally chatted privately, "Demon friends are ruthless, then you say what you want, as long as I have it, I am willing to exchange it for the formula with you, but the premise is that your formula must be effective, if I find that it has no effect in the future, hum, your end will be miserable." ”
Lin Yi cut and sent a private message to the past, "Brother Pig, you also underestimate Lin someone's character, I, Lin someone, have always had a thing to say, of course, I have to tell you in advance about the effect of this diet pill, although it can help you clear your bowels and reduce your appetite, but you must also strengthen physical exercise, and both can be done at the same time." ”
"By the way, Brother Pig, do you also have a backstage in this magic sound?" After experiencing the incident between Tang Bohu and Qiu Xiang last time, Lin Yi became more and more cautious.
Zhu Bajie sent a few evil smiles, "I might as well let you be mentally prepared, my good sister spider spirit is the administrator in this magic sound, if you give me a fake and shoddy formula, I will let her seal you." ”
My God, Lin Yi couldn't help but tremble twice when he saw this private message, mmp, when did Zhu Bajie get together with the spider spirit, the most hateful thing is that this spider spirit is still the administrator.
The magic sound is too chaotic, and the goblins can be managed, Lin Yi said that he was under a lot of pressure, and at the same time, he felt more and more that he also needed to find a backer, otherwise he would be at risk of being blocked at any time.
"I don't know if Brother Pig has a quick immortal method that can make people run fast?" Lin Yi chatted privately again.
Lin Yi didn't know what he wanted for a while, remembering the thing Qiao Qinglin mentioned to him about playing football during the day, Lin Yi thought about it for a while, it is better to have a quick way to run, even if you don't have to play football, if you are in danger in the future, you can also use it to escape.
"Haha, I also said what expensive things you want, it turns out to be this thing, okay, old pig, I will give you a set of lotus flower through the clouds that I have personally refined. ”
Bite!
Zhu Bajie sent a set of lotus through the clouds to step quickly.
Lin Yi received the Lotus Piercing Cloud Step Rapid Method with excitement, and with this Lotus Piercing Cloud Step, I believe that he will never worry about running away in the future.
In order to familiarize himself with the usage of the Lotus Piercing Cloud Step and confirm the effect of the Lotus Piercing Cloud Step, Lin Yi rolled over and got up from the bed, put on his shoes, and went downstairs directly.
On a secluded road on the outskirts of the HSBC community, Lin Yi recited the mantra silently again, a strange force filled his legs, and the next second he rushed away ahead of him.
In the dark night, his body was like a black shadow, rushing away, and the moment he activated, he felt as if he was about to fly.
After several uses, Lin Yi determined the effect of the lotus flower through the clouds, and Lin Yi calculated that his speed of running 100 meters only took six seconds, which was more than three seconds faster than the flying man Usain Bolt in this era.
If you participate in the Olympics yourself, won't the whole world be boiling?
Lin Yi laughed, returned to the room, and picked up his mobile phone only to find that Zhu Bajie was urging him to ask for a diet pill formula.
Lin Yi searched for some important weight loss formulas from the computer and sent private messages, in order to express his gratitude to Zhu Bajie, Lin Yi also attached some precautions for diet and exercise in terms of weight loss.
Life is full of surprises!
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