Recommend a new book
I recommend a new book, the style of writing is similar to that of Lao Yu, and the level is higher than mine.
"Extraterrestrial Life Breeding Manual" A starship escorting prisoners crashed to the bottom of the Earth while traveling through subspace, and this spaceship full of prisoners from other planetary races seems to have brought a bit of a crisis to Earth.
Su Shenzhou was a little nervous, and suddenly found the alien who came to the door, saying that he would entrust the fate of saving the earth to him.
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, can I change someone? I really can't afford to take on such a heavy responsibility. ”
"Yes, no problem. ”
"Hey, yes? Thank you very much...... Wait, what are you looking for?"
"The tool to remove the traces is still more troublesome to completely remove your corpse. ”
“...... Actually, I think it's incumbent on me to do this kind of thing, I can't just watch humanity fall into crisis and remain indifferent, right? I'm not that kind of person. ”
"You don't regret it, you're not afraid?"
“...... I'm not so afraid, it's just ...... When all of humanity found out, they would probably be terrified. ”
Su Shenzhou pointed to his legs helplessly: "Don't you see? I'm a disabled person." ”
"Don't worry, if you follow my orders, I'll help you get back to health when the operation is successfully completed. ”
"Then, what if it fails?" Su Shenzhou inquired carefully.
"Failed, throw your corpse away, and find another human. ”
“...... Won't you bury it for me?"
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"Wait, you're an alien, why do you run faster than me as a human when you encounter danger?" Su Shenzhou said dissatisfiedly.
"Are you stupid? If you die, I can change to a human, what if I die?"
"You have a point...... However, there are only 8 billion human beings on the earth, so you can't just change one after you die, right? So, can you be kind to me next time?"
"The ...... of Humanity It's a bit less, and I'll consider it seriously. ”
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"Wait...... Are you digging a hole?"
"yes, what's wrong?"
"No, it's not, what are you digging a hole in my house for?"
"Fools, don't you know the story of the three holes of the cunning rabbit in you, what if the enemy comes to the door? Do you want to sit back and wait?"
"So that's the case...... Su Shenzhou nodded, but quickly reacted: "No, the hole you dug is so small, how can I escape in a wheelchair?"
“...... Who told you it was the one who told you to escape? This is the way for me to escape!"
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"Is that the enemy we're going to deal with?"
Su Shenzhou looked into the distance with a solemn expression.
“...... Where are you looking? That's a sculpture!"
"Uh, sculptures?"
Su Shenzhou said dissatisfiedly: "I said that you don't have a transgender King Kong, you don't have a Gundam, and you can't take out any Gauss rifles, but you don't even give a telescope?"
"From the historical experience of your human beings, we know that humanity can only succeed if it is tested......"
“...... Can you not change the subject? Your eyes are not even looking at me...... Where are you going?...... Can you stop looking around?"
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"From the historical experience of your human beings, we know that humanity can only succeed if it is tested......"
I've heard this many times...... But does that have anything to do with you installing a security camera in the toilet?"
"For your safety, human!"
"But why does my safety have anything to do with the toilet?"
"You don't understand what enemy you're facing, some races can get out of the toilet!"
“...... I see, but when you speak...... Can you look me in the eye. ”