Chapter 66: Drunkard Immortals
The vast green grass has rejuvenated a few times, and the new people in the rivers and lakes have replaced the old people.
Smile at the moon and the world by the railing, and remember the past with a sword as a song.
The young man left home and entered the rivers and lakes, and quickly rode a long sword wine with a pot.
The clouds can be at ease during the day, and the cliff of Qingfeng dares to stay alone.
Middle-aged and lonely into the green building, nephrite warm boudoir in the middle.
A beauty can interpret words with a smile, and a hero can dispel his sorrows when he is half drunk.
The old age washed away the sorrows of the past and the present, and the sword walls fell into the fishing boats one after another.
The rivers and lakes are dead, and the cranes are in tears.
Retire to the rivers and lakes to watch the rain, and return to the mountains and rivers to listen to the wind.
Since then, there have been no drifters in the martial arts, and there has never been an old man in the world.
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The little fox felt that his whole body was getting hotter and hotter, the red fur was wet, and suddenly a large amount of spiritual energy emanated from the herbs at the bottom of the pot, and the little fox quickly absorbed it when he saw this.
A large amount of white mist-like aura emanated from the elixir cauldron.
The thin man shrugged his nose, drooled, and said with a smile: "Fat brother!
The bald fat man smiled and said, "This is the spiritual power of the herb that comes out, and when it is steamed for an hour, it will be called true fragrance." ”
The little fox absorbed a large amount of spiritual power, which was enough for her to transform once.
"Boom!" an explosion blew the thin man and the fat man away. Suddenly, the whole kitchen was filled with a large amount of steam.
The thin man was greedy, and he was directly found to fly into the wall and fainted to death because he was too fat, and the fat man was offset a lot by the impact, even so, the fat man was blown to the side.
The fat man struggled to sit up, and looked at a hazy figure coming out of the fog in disbelief, and it was a figure with a big tail.
Just as he was about to take a closer look, he suddenly fainted with a dazzling light in front of him.
Zhao Ling'er, who was wet, stood in the mist and walked out, grabbed Li Zunbao and rushed out of the door.
The innkeeper heard the explosion and called Xiao Er to walk to the kitchen together, and then a white figure flashed by and flew out.
The shopkeeper and Xiao Er were stunned for a moment, then looked at each other and said, "I just saw a woman with no clothes running out holding something!"
The shopkeeper shouted, "Not good!" and rushed into the kitchen, and found that the whole kitchen had been blown into a mess, the thin man was embedded in the wall, and the fat man was lying motionless on the ground.
Xiao Er said strangely: "Why did the kitchen explode? And we haven't caught a woman recently?"
The shopkeeper is also very strange, but no matter how you think about it, you can't figure out how a woman can appear out of thin air, so let's wake up and ask the thin man and the fat man first.
Zhao Ling'er grabbed Li Zunbao with his left hand, grabbed the spiritual power pot with his right hand, and ran to the woods next to him, found a safe place and put Li Zunbao on the ground.
Seeing that Li Zunbao was still sleeping, Zhao Ling'er sighed helplessly, and said: "This stupid brother ......" As soon as he finished speaking, the spiritual power in his body was exhausted, and then he was covered in a burst of light, and turned into a little fox with red fur, and then fell asleep in Li Zunbao's arms.
Early the next morning, Li Zunbao stretched his waist and said, "Ah~ This sleep is really comfortable!huh?"
Li Zunbao looked left and right, very strange how he could sleep here, he vaguely remembered that he seemed to sleep in the guest room?
"Strange? How did I sleep here? Did I sleepwalk? Fortunately, the little fox didn't lose it. Li Zunbao stood up helplessly, touched the hot little fox in his arms, and looked down to see a strange pot.
Li Zunbao picked up the pot, looked at it strangely, and said, "What is this? How can there be a pot next to me......?" Forget it, put it away for now. As soon as he reached out, he put it into the ring.
Li Zunbao looked around, but he still couldn't tell the direction, so he had to look up at the direction of the sun and walked in that direction.
After walking for an unknown amount of time, Li Zunbao finally walked out of the forest, looking at a piece of farmland not far away, Li Zunbao thought to himself, "There must be someone over there in the farmland, I just went over and asked where the Yaoshan Sect is!"
Li Zunbao came to the farmland and saw a man plowing in the field, so he walked over.
"Excuse me, do you know where the Medicine Mountain Sect is?" Li Zunbao said with a smile.
When the farming man heard someone talking, he stopped what he was doing, looked at Li Zunbao, and asked strangely, "What are you asking the Yaoshan Sect for?"
Li Zunbao hurriedly said: "Well, that's the case, I'm going to the Yaoshan Sect to cultivate, but I'm lost and I don't know the specific direction." ”
The man who farmed the field nodded, pointed to the village behind him, and said, "You go to the tavern in the village and ask, the owner of the tavern should know." ”
Li Zunbao looked at the village, hurriedly thanked him, and then walked towards the village, the village was not big, and he found the tavern after a while.
Walked into the tavern and found the boss scolding a drunken old man.
The tavern owner pointed to the drunkard on the ground and scolded: "Why are you like this, you old man, you always come to drink on credit when you have no money, and today you won't be given wine on credit!"
The drunkard old man sat on the ground and said drunkly: "If you don't give wine, then give you money, and I'll go buy wine to drink." ”
The tavern owner was suddenly anxious, and pushed: "Go, go, I'm also poor, I don't have any money to share with you!"
The drunkard smirked and said, "Then please... Give me a little bar. ”
The tavern owner said unhappily: "I have never seen such a drunkard, who comes to beg for wine every day, and does not give money, hurry up, don't affect my business." Seeing Li Zunbao walking in, he hurriedly walked over.
The tavern owner apologized and said, "This young master, do you want to buy wine?"
Li Zunbao looked at the drunkard on the ground, and felt that this drunkard did not look like a mortal, so he took out the money and said, "Well, I want to buy a bottle of wine, and by the way, ask where the Yaoshan Sect is." ”
The tavern owner took the money and walked to the cabinet, took out a bottle of wine and gave it to Li Zunbao, and said, "Yaoshan faction, you are going in the wrong direction, our side is in the east, and the Yaoshan faction is in the northeast, but if you pass through the two mountains in front, you should be able to reach it." ”
Li Zunbao hurriedly thanked him, then turned around and walked out.
The tavern owner watched Li Zunbao leave, turned his head and was about to continue to drive the drunkard away, but when he turned his head, the drunkard was gone.
Not long after Li Zunbao left, he heard someone behind him shouting to him.
"Hey, brother, can you let me take a sip of wine. The drunkard stared at the wine bottle in Li Zunbao's hand behind him and said.
Li Zunbao frowned and looked at the old drunkard, handed the wine bottle to the drunkard and said, "Look at your pitiful, I'll give you a sip, hey~ I can only drink one sip~"
"Gollum Purr~~!" The drunkard old man happily took the wine and drank it in one gulp, and said with satisfaction: "Ah... Good wine!"
Li Zunbao was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said, "Hey, why did you drink it all!"
The drunkard old man said with a look of course: "Yes, I'm so embarrassed to take such a big sip..."
Li Zunbao pretended to be angry and said, "You?.. You're going to pay me!"
The drunkard old man blushed, shook his body and said, "Hehe.. I don't have any money, I see that your bones are strange, but you are a martial arts wizard, but for some reason you have no cultivation, but I have a martial arts, but I can teach you, do you want to learn?"
Li Zunbao was stunned for a moment, and thought to himself, "I didn't expect that I was really a master, just after meeting once, I could directly see my cultivation and problems." ”
Li Zunbao pretended to say: "I don't learn, I just need you to pay me for the wine, what can you be a drunkard to learn martial arts." ”
The drunkard said unhappily: "Mmmm, for the sake of wine, Poor Dao can make an exception to teach you and my most powerful martial arts~"
"Hey, didn't you listen to me, I just want you to lose money, who is rare in your martial arts!" Li Zunbao hurriedly said.
The drunkard smiled, as if he understood something, and said, "Since you don't want to learn, forget it, but I have a question to test you?"
Li Zunbao said strangely: "What's the problem?"
The drunkard smiled and said, "You know what happens when the horses are scared?"
Li Zunbao thought for a while and said, "Horses are domestic animals, and if they are frightened, they will definitely gallop away. ”
The drunkard happily said, "Clever, but what happens if people are shocked, do you know?"
Li Zunbao shook his head and said, "I don't know!"
Before he could say that, the drunkard spread his feet and ran away, and there was a puff of dust behind him, and the man ran away.