Chapter 2: Dung Doesn't Care About Yourself
Thinking of this, he pretended to take out a cigarette and lit it, then took a deep breath.
Only then did he look at Li Tianyun and said proudly: "Boy, I'll give you another chance at the end, you kneel down and apologize to me, and I will spare you!"
Li Tianyun smiled disdainfully and didn't bother to speak.
He had already decided that no matter how many beatings he received, he would have to get back double from Zhang Qi.
Seeing Li Tianyun's unrepentant look, Zhang Qi chuckled, "Okay! You kid has a kind! Don't cry when you don't see the coffin! I'll see how you cry!"
After speaking, he no longer hesitated, and pretended to make the most regrettable action in his life.
I saw Zhang Qi smile slightly, and then flicked his fingers.
The half-smoked cigarette butt drew a perfect parabola in the air and landed in the dung pit.
The next second.
"Bang!"
There was a loud bang!
Everyone was stunned and saw a scene that they would never forget.
The manure pit is blown up!
With a loud noise, countless feces spurted out from the squatting pit beside Zhang Qi.
Split their heads and covered their faces, and poured them all over their bodies.
An eerie smell instantly filled the entire toilet.
Li Tianyun was instigated!
Others are also cowardly!
Except for Zhang Qi, who was stunned by the bombing, everyone rushed out of the toilet as if they were fleeing for their lives.
Since then, an eternal legend has been passed down among the students of each class of Kitagawa High School.
Legend has it that there was a fight between a senior high school student, and one of them actually killed himself and launched an unbelievable suicide attack.
He chose to blow up the dung pit, wanting to die with his opponent.
You think that's incredible enough?
Not!
What's even more incredible is that
His opponent was standing a few paces away from him, but he didn't get anything dirty......
The whole school was filled with a strange smell, and those who didn't know it thought there had been a chemical weapons attack.
At this time, it is the end of summer and the beginning of autumn, and the osmanthus flowers on the campus are fragrant.
However, even the legendary osmanthus with ten miles of fragrance can't cover the smell that seems to be torturing the soul's endurance.
Li Tianyun, who fled the scene of the disaster, did not dare to breathe for a long time, he took off his clothes and carefully checked it several times, and also pulled a classmate he knew to help him check together.
After checking seven or eight times, the two men looked at each other in disbelief.
Just now, this classmate was also watching the excitement in the toilet.
He saw with his own eyes that Li Tianyun was only a few steps away from Zhang Qi.
Zhang Qi took a shower with dirty things, but Li Tianyun didn't get any dirt on him.
"I'm rubbing, you're so lucky, aren't you! Emperor Ou is reincarnated!" said the classmate with a dull gaze.
In the event of such a major atypical catastrophic event, the school directly announced the closure of classes today.
This can be regarded as a good thing that Zhang Qi has done.
Li Tianyun, who had just come to school for half a class, packed his schoolbag and went home.
Although he escaped, the scene just now kept appearing in front of his eyes, leaving him with serious psychological trauma.
He just wanted to get as far away from it as possible.
Walking on the familiar way home, Li Tianyun suddenly saw a 100-yuan bill falling out of the pocket of a man in jeans and a peaked cap in front of him.
"Hey, your money is gone!" Li Tianyun didn't think about it, and shouted at the cap.
But the other party didn't seem to hear it, and continued to walk without looking back.
Li Tianyun screamed a few more times, but the cap still didn't respond.
"Hey, you've lost your money!" he sighed helplessly, so he could only step forward and pick up the money, wanting to catch up and return it to the other party.
As a result, the cap that lost the money suddenly turned around in front, and by the time Li Tianyun ran over, it had disappeared.
Li Tianyun took the money and looked around blankly, but he didn't know that after the cap turned a corner, it had already circled not far behind him.
"Slippery, hurry up and get the camera right!" a beautiful girl with long flowing hair, white skin, and a white dress stood next to her cap, snickering and urging.
"Alright! alright!" the cap expertly lifted the camera hidden in the box and pointed it at the girl.
The girl coughed, adjusted herself, and made an OK gesture to the cap.
"Good afternoon, dear sugar friends. Last time I livestreamed, I promised you that the next live broadcast will surprise you!I'm going to fulfill my promise today!" The girl smiled playfully at the camera, and then continued.
"Sugar Candy doesn't sing, dance, or play games today. I'm bringing you outdoors today and inviting a mysterious guest to star in a friendly role! At this, the girl couldn't help but laugh.
"First of all, let's get to know my mysterious guest. ”
As soon as Tang Tang finished speaking, the cap immediately turned the camera and pointed the camera at Li Tianyun, who was still looking around.
The camera zooms in close-up, and Li Tianyun is looking around with a depressed face.
"This unknown young man is the mysterious guest I invited, and he looks a little handsome. ”
Tangtang's voiceover came, and he also complimented Li Tianyun by the way.
"I'm sure all sailors have had the experience of picking up a windfall on the road, what do you usually do? ”
"But today, I chose a random passerby on the road, and that was our mysterious guest. ”
"He had just picked up a hundred pieces of silver on the ground. What will he do with this small windfall? Let's see. ”
Tangtang's real name is Tang Tang, and she is a well-known anchor on the Internet.
Although she has tens of millions of loyal fans, as the competition in the anchor industry becomes more and more fierce, she also has to come up with some whimsical ideas to maintain her popularity.
And today's incident is exactly what she planned.
Li Tianyun has just picked up the money here, and the barrage in the live broadcast room has begun to jump out in rows.
Some say that the anchor is creative, some guess what Li Tianyun will do, and of course, there are complaints.
“666666”
"Sugar Candy has an idea!"
"If only I would have put it in my pocket. It's not enough to spend so much money. ”
"To the police, don't you still have to think about it? If you pick up a dollar on the side of the road, you have to hand it over to the police. ”
"Isn't the school uniform on this kid's body a tall day?"
......
At this time, Li Tianyun didn't know that he was being broadcast live, and he was still looking for a middle-aged man everywhere.
"Looks like our guests are hesitating. Tang Tang appeared in front of the camera with a smile on her face at this time, and she said in a Hamlet-like tone, deliberately funny, "To take it or not to take it, this is a serious question!"
The camera's lens was pointed at Yang Hua after Tang Tang finished speaking.
But at this time, Yang Hua in the picture bent down again.
"Is he going to throw the money away?" Tang Tang immediately seized the opportunity and shouted in an excited tone, "This idea of dealing with windfall is quite unique!"
As Tang Tang shouted, the cap quickly pointed the camera at Yang Hua's hand.
But at this time, he was surprised to find that Li Tianyun was not going to throw away the hundred yuan he had just picked up, he was picking another money.
The same red hundred-dollar bill.