"You've been eliminated, what are you doing, go out and play monkey... Get out of the way ......"

As soon as the fire qilin was about to wield the spear, he was pushed aside by Mu Qianqiu, and the old face squeezed out a hint of a smile and took out a moxibustion needle.

"Here, little darling, look what this is, it's your father's favorite thing, and you like it, don't you? ”

But as a result, the baby boy didn't even look at the moxibustion needles in Mu Qianqiu's hands......

"It's my turn. ”

Bu Operator put the Five Emperor Money into the turtle shell and shook it in front of the baby boy's eyes: "Listen to it and make a sound, it's fun, come and try it with your hands......"

After the defeat of the divination operator, countless old men took out their weapons.

It can be described as knives, spears, swords, halberds, axes, hooks, forks, hammers, sticks, lances, clubs, whips, maces, hammers, and grasps...... Eighteen kinds of blades, as well as thirteen kinds of Qimen blades, are all available, which can open the eyes of everyone present.

Of course, without exception, the baby boy maintained this curious appearance from beginning to end, and did not reach out to grab any blades.

"How can this be, this kid doesn't even catch anyone, so how can it be counted?"

The old pervert gentleman walked out and smiled at everyone: "Don't say it so early, I haven't tried yet!"

Everyone said to the old pervert with disdain: "Old pervert, who doesn't know in the rivers and lakes, you guy fights with just one mouth, and he has no weapons at all, what can you take out, it's difficult to dedicate your old mouth?"

"Of course it's this!"

The old pervert took out a silicone for female breast augmentation, commonly known as fake milk, in his arms and shook it in front of the baby boy's eyes.

"Come, little one, drink milk. ”

The baby's eyes lit up, and he instinctively reached out to grab the fake milk......

"Haha, this kid is mine, he is my apprentice from today onwards!"

The old pervert laughed proudly, and the old men present raised their weapons one by one with black lines, and were about to take action against this old thing.

"You old pervert, did you think of using the method of catching Zhou to collect apprentices in advance, so you prepared this filthy thing!"

"Old pervert, you dare to cheat, see if I don't break your leg today!"

"The third leg is also wasted......"

Just when the old men were about to make a move, the old pervert suddenly waved his hand.

"Why am I cheating? I was born in the Flower School, and it's normal to improve my skills by seducing women to double cultivate, and take out fake milk, right? And you open your mouth and close your mouth and say that this thing is a filthy thing, so I ask you, who of you didn't survive by it when you were born? How can such a holy and motherly thing be filthy? And ......?"

With the old pervert's speech for half an hour, everyone unexpectedly found that this thing seemed to be right......

Dengtu said to Mingyang with a crying voice: "It's awesome, it's the first time I've heard someone say that a thief is so high-sounding, and... I can't argue with it. ”

"I said earlier that this old guy has a very high emotional intelligence, and he relies on a broken mouth to break through the rivers and lakes, and he has won many battles, most of them have not made a move to say that the other party is stunned, and he is the only top master who has achieved zero injury......"

The old pervert walked in front of Mingyang: "Xiao Yang, from today onwards, your son will be my apprentice." ”

"Fuck off, I don't want my son to go astray and become as slutty in the future......"

"That's not right, hoping for a son to become a Chan is the wish of every parent, your son follows me, I don't dare to guarantee anything else, I only dare to say that he has no shortage of women, it is estimated that you can hold your grandson in your teens, and I can also guarantee that your daughter-in-law is more beautiful than the other, and one is better than the other. ”

Mingyang shook his head with deep understanding: "Forget it, I don't want my son to owe any more emotional debts, it's so uncomfortable." ”

"That's because you don't know the routine, it's hard for you to want your son to be in the future, white clothes fluttering, chic and dignified, surrounded by flowers, and not a single leaf will be touched...... The most important thing is that I am one of the four masters of the rivers and lakes, although my strength is not as good as the other three, but I am not weak, and I have never been injured, not only by the old man's three-inch tongue, but also by my ability to escape from the peak, your son follows me, and his life will be guaranteed in the future. ”

"That, you see if I can worship you as a teacher. ”

Dengtu stepped forward with an empty face and said to the old pervert.

"If you look too ugly, don't accept it, don't talk about you, when your master begged me to apprentice, I didn't accept it. ”

Dengtu looked at the old pervert with no confidence: "My master also begged you?"

"Look what it is. ”

When the old pervert said this, his figure suddenly disappeared and appeared behind the empty disciple: "Shrinking the ground into inches, I deceived it from your master." ”

"I let you learn the secrets of stealing the door and not passing them on?"

The old pervert nodded proudly: "Back then, I was stunned by your master, he not only gave me the shrinkage of the land, but even gave me the Ruyi bag, but I thought this broken bag was too ugly to ask for, and you didn't find out that the shrinkage of your door was a manuscript......?

When the old pervert said this, he looked at Mingyang: "This stinky boy is a contemporary thief, every generation of thieves is a cheap person, and the enemies are all over the world, I believe this generation is the same."

But he has been able to live until now by shrinking the ground into inches, I can tell you that the old man even has a higher body than shrinking the ground into inches, as long as your son and I have no worries about life in this life. ”

"Fuck off, I really almost believed it, I grew up with you, do you have a truth in your mouth? Don't fool me with that. ”

"I'm not fooling you, Xiao Yang, listen to me......"

Under the attack of the old pervert's three-inch tongue, Mingyang didn't know what was going on, but the ghost nodded and agreed......

Dengtu Kongkong pulled Shenji's arm: "Second brother, please, let him take me as an apprentice, I don't want to prostitute either, I want to flirt with my sister." ”

"Then you go and beg, I promise that as long as you dare to go, your little treasure will have to be deceived by him, and even the red cloth pocket on your body will not be left. ”

"No......"

Shenji sneered: "Don't you know that a hundred years ago, the number one liar in the rivers and lakes was an old pervert? How many women willingly offered all their family property to them, and finally were cheated of money and sex, and the most infuriating thing is that after being deceived, they still firmly believe that there is ......love between them."

Looking at the old pervert's proud look, the fire unicorn stomped his feet angrily, but helplessly, this thing ran fast, and he couldn't hit him, so he couldn't say it, so he could only throw his sleeves and leave.

Mu Qianqiu and the others also shook their heads and sighed, and they didn't even say hello to Mingyang, and turned to leave......

After the old pervert took the baby boy, Mingyang came back to his senses and looked at the divine machine: "How did my son get cheated?"

(End of chapter)