As the most powerful goddess and queen of the Pantheon, as the goddess of marriage and motherhood, Juno is a combination of beauty, gentleness, and love.

Therefore, even if Juno is helpless, she can only think about it in her heart, and she doesn't dare to put it into action, she has to hold the shelf and the mother of the world.

Motherhood is a shackle that binds her for life, but in the face of this shackle she is willing to wear it, which is also the sorrow of being a woman.

But Jupiter, who is merry by nature, has a lot of fancy intestines, and he knows that his wife is uncomfortable, so he tries to please her.

So one day, he pretended to be generous and said: "Dear Juno, we have proposed that the twelve main gods consider the matter of the spring sacrifice, mainly to sacrifice two young men for you ......"

Beauty is not synonymous with nymphomania, Juno's good-looking eyebrows are like a crescent moon, and the tips of her eyebrows are gently raised.

Don't you know what kind of virtue this old man is? I don't even know what shit he wants to pull when he pouts his ass, although he has no shit to pull.

To the extent of the gods, there is no need to excrete, any matter is refined into energy and dross by the furnace of heaven and earth, and after the energy is absorbed, the dross naturally becomes turbidity and is discharged.

Juno couldn't help but sneer in his heart, what man would be so big-hearted and openly give his wife a chance to green himself, unless there is a real shortage of water in the desert.

Looking at the exquisite carvings on the dome of the tall temple, Juno lost his mind for a moment, and looked back at the beautiful inscriptions and various precious carvings on his throne, and felt a sense of melancholy in his heart.

The tall pillars are all carved with various Roman myths, and even ancient Greek and ancient Chinese legends, as well as legends of gods and angels.

At that time, the society was more tolerant, at least towards the strong people of the same level, and still had a sense of awe.

But now everything has changed, the truth of history has completely annihilated the dust of history, and only the legendary story on the pillar still retains part of the truth.

Juno thought for a long time, and suddenly picked up the dresser and put it in the mirror, and he was no longer young, and finally he would grow old one day.

She stared blankly at the white hair on her sideburns, thought about it and thought about it, but she still pulled it out, but tomorrow it will still grow, and it is said that pulling one will grow a hundred.

Women, sometimes they know that men's rhetoric is a trap, but they still have to devote themselves without hesitation until they are suffocated and unable to struggle......

Sure enough, this issue was opposed by the twelve main gods the next day, because doing so would cause the pantheon to split!

This is indeed a hidden evil intention of Jupiter, who did nothing more than to please his wife and cut off her delusions.

What a man can do, a woman can't!

That day Jupiter came back and was so excited that he wanted to sing, but the parrot said, "Father, let me teach you to sing. ”

Jupiter was struck by this and never sang again.

However, he felt that he still had some brains, so he decided to join forces with Jehovah, but he was devastated by his wife.

After the meeting ended, he sent someone to find Cupid and ordered him to shoot the arrow of Eros at Julie and Luffy.

This is a plan he has negotiated with Jehovah, and he can't kill people openly, so let's disgust you first.

But he said that Xu Sanduo was ambushed by the Lord, and he was not afraid, and he coiled his incomparably huge body, and twisted his head and neck into a twisted shape, which was not an acrobatic trick, but produced a whirlpool in the process of writhing.

This is also a unique talent of the Xudra family, which other types can't do.

And his other head was ambushed in the middle of the road, and suddenly he opened his mouth to suck in, and the cross was naturally deflected by the force of the whirlpool, and the attack failed.

The Lord frowned, this Xu Sanduo actually had such a skill, he really underestimated it, just when he wanted to take back the cross, suddenly Xu Sanduo made a surprise move.

Its head and neck twist in reverse to unravel the twists, which also creates a vortex force, which is actually the most taboo for snake-like creatures, and their joints are loosened as soon as they are shaken.

This is a common problem of cartilaginous reptilian cold-blooded creatures, and snake catchers always pick them up by the tail and shake them and throw them into the basket.

But Xu Sanduo has become a god, so he is not afraid to shake loose bones, on the contrary, it can easily twist the twist flower, and untwist the twist flower, which is also very powerful.

Although the twist flower produces a vortex, it is a diffusion vortex, which is a reverse thrust, so it is pushed to the other head, where there is a black hole waiting for the cross.

Yahweh's eyes narrowed dangerously, and he thought, "I don't know what is alive or dead, a star god is nothing more than a seraphim, and he wants to take my cross, or I will smash you to a broken stomach."

The Lord is obviously led astray by conventional thinking, the star god has no internal organs, only a small world, and its small world is internal organs.

So when he silently waited for the cross to be inhaled into Xu Sanduo's throat, he suddenly felt a faint uneasiness in his heart, as if he was going to lose this first artifact for a while.

Suddenly, a heroic noise sounded in Xu Sanduo's stomach: "Stupid snake, run, or you will die, and the Lord will fight hard." ”

Xu Sanduo suddenly spit out a big man, this person is too strong, a full three meters, a real foot.

I saw that he was wearing a crown on his head, and there was a castle on it, and the famous Howling Moon Castle was actually worn on the head of the Bear Emperor.

And the Bear Emperor is not the emperor of the bear clan, it is said to be the wolf and bear king, and Stanford is actually a hybrid of a werewolf and a bear, so he has a very difficult journey to become an emperor.

However, the Wolf Bear Emperor is a legendary boss among werewolves, and every time he appears, he is extremely powerful, with demigod-level strength, and even McDonald's Carthy does not dare to underestimate him.

The demigod-level dark race walks in the world, also known as the dark walkers, and is the agent of the dark angel Lucifer and a disciple of Satan.

At last Jehovah remembered where his uneasiness had come from, and that his good brother Satan had been silent for so long that he had forgotten about them for a moment, who had called him too much of a latecomer lately.

The murderer kills him, and the plotter plotters plots, which is called the way of the other and the other body.

When Stamford burst into the air with a long laugh, Yahweh was furious and said, "Damn, Stamford, you bastard, you still have the cross of Lao Tzu......"

The 3,000 words of obscenity that are inappropriate for children are omitted here, and the believers are shocked to drop their eyes, is this still the usual solemn and serious God? Is this still the God of noble conduct?

Countless people opened their eyes wide, and when God was angry, a little angel with a huge bow came to earth.

The giant bow really didn't match his petite body, it was a naked little boy with curly blond hair, a small face that everyone who saw it wanted to twist it at the moment.

The mischievous little angel named Cupid, who carried a huge golden bow on his back, flew so precariously that people were afraid to see it, but he just didn't fall off.

Legend has it that he has a golden arrow that shoots men and women with it and turns into dry firewood, even Yanagishita Megumi also becomes a nightclub cowherd, and an innocent jade girl becomes a lewd baby and desires a girl.

But he was also very fond of pranks, because he had a lead arrow, and if a man or a woman were shot, even if the couple was in love, they would become men and women.

And he likes to mess around with mandarin duck scores, which is not as reliable as Huaxia's Yue Lao, so he makes countless jokes.

What's even more outrageous is that he shoots arrows of love at men and arrows of hatred at women, and such pranks abound.

But when Jupiter entrusted Cupid with this difficult task, he was also apprehensive that Cupid was notoriously unreliable.

Just as he played tricks on the sun god Phobos and the water fairy Daphne, the two had nothing to do with each other, and Daphne had a crush on the handsome and tall god of light.

But Forbos was struck by the arrow of love, and Daphne was struck by the arrow of hate, and as a result, she began to hate Forbos, and desperately fled from his pursuit, even to the ends of the earth, and even begged her father to turn her into a laurel tree.

McDonald's Carthy saw that the Marquis of McDowrie and the chainsaw had no way to escape William, and he couldn't help but start laughing loudly, not beware of the sudden catapult of several sparks from the Swallowing Sky Gorge, hitting him in the forehead.

This fire is strange, extraordinary fire is not phosphorus fire, it is not demon fire or ghost fire, it is not karmic fire and it is not demon fire, but it is the fire of destruction, it is the nemesis of all living beings in the world, whether it is silicon-based or carbon-based, if it is encountered, it will perish.

McDonald's Carthy screamed in pain and scolded: "Which child is playing with fire and actually burning Lao Tzu's face, you don't want to be seen by Lao Tzu, otherwise you will be beaten once!"

The Marquis of McDowell was very happy, laughed and walked away: "Haha, Your Excellency McDonald's Carthy, you ask for a lot of blessings, Lao Tzu is leaving, fool out of the way!"

The ghost dragon reluctantly twisted its slender tail and soared into the air, and William, the chainsaw knight, rode the griffin and rode the unicorn little Lowe without a trace.

Suddenly, a white shadow flashed in front of her eyes, and it was the wrinkled Mimiriana.

Her body is so fast, she flies without wings, floating in the air, like a piece of paper puppet.

The Marquis of McDowry was taken aback and was about to dodge away, when suddenly the ghost dragon seemed to see a ghost and fell down with a scream.

It had been struck with a lead arrow, and Mimiriana had been struck with a golden arrow.

But the shadow of the arrow flashed and disappeared, and Cupid sucked his finger in mid-air and thought, "I don't know if I will be happy if I give this old woman to the ghost dragon." ”

But he also shot a lead arrow at the ghost dragon, how happy do you make them!

Mimiriana, whose face was full of wrinkles, suddenly cried out happily, "Dead skeleton, I am looking for my love."

"I've been lonely all my life, and I can't imagine that there will be true love in this world. At this moment, my heart is beating like a little girl, waiting for me dearly. ”

The Marquis of MacDowell thought that the old witch was in love with him, and his face was as frightened as earth: "Old woman, everything is easy to say, we are not matched, the age difference is too great." ”

Mimiriana laughed and said, "I know it too, but I don't make it ugly, as long as I kill you, it's mine, wahahaha......"

She laughed loudly, as if she wanted to declare her love to the entire galaxy.

The ghost dragon was so frightened that he screamed mournfully: "Boy, run away, I'm so scared that my muscles and bones are weak, and I think of being forced to ...... by such an ugly old witch."

The ghost dragon's words were full of crying, its life is bitter, it is really more bitter than Coptis chinensis.

I just married seventy or eighty beautiful girls, but I haven't had time to enjoy being summoned, but an old witch wants to be strong on it, and I think this picture is so evil when I think about it!