Chapter 5: The Magical Red Pants

"Teacher Han, it's morning!" Han Xinyan's determination was not finished, but Lin Yi actually came over with a smile.

How happy to be late? No, it's a clear defiance of my authority.

Han Xinyan's face was slightly angry, and she pointed at Lin Yi, "How many times has it been this month, don't tell me that you have diarrhea halfway again, and don't tell me that you helped your grandmother cross the road halfway and delayed time, I won't believe these excuses anymore." ”

Lin Yi smacked his tongue, it seemed that Han Xinyan was very angry, he smiled awkwardly, "Teacher Han, don't be angry, I promise not to be late next time." ”

"And next time?" Han Xinyan looked at him angrily, "You stand up for me, don't be hippie and smiling." ”

Lin Yi immediately stood up straight, it wasn't that he was afraid of Han Xinyan, in fact, Han Xinyan was very good, and she was so beautiful, Lin Yi had always respected Han Xinyan.

"If you're late three times this month, you'll be punished for cleaning the class for a month. Han Xinyan said with an indifferent face.

Lin Yi sighed, a month is too much, but seeing that Han Xinyan's face is not good, he didn't continue to argue, anyway, with the magic sound in hand, is it okay to clean up?

Seeing that Lin Yi had no objections, Han Xinyan continued: "There is one more thing, did you fight with Qin Zhen from Class 7 yesterday?"

Lin Yi didn't expect the matter to reach Han Xinyan's ears so quickly, but it was conceivable that Qin Zhen's parents must have found the school leader, after all, Qin Zhen's father was one of the members of the school's school council.

Lin Yi nodded, "Qin Zhen called several people at the fruit stall yesterday to prepare to use force against me, but I didn't hit him, it was he himself who suddenly didn't know what was going on and rolled on the ground when he saw me, and it looked terrifying, so I left in a hurry." ”

Han Xinyan was stunned for a moment, "As soon as Qin Zhen saw you, he rolled on the ground, are you so powerful?"

"This is absolutely true, if you don't believe it, you can ask the owner of the fruit stall, I feel that Qin Zhen should have a disease such as sheep epilepsy, and it happened that when I appeared, he had a seizure. Lin Yi said with a heartbeat.

Han Xinyan didn't look like he was lying, Han Xinyan believed it for the time being, after all, diseases like sheep epilepsy happen from time to time, which is not surprising.

"Qin Zhen and their group don't like to study, you'd better keep a little distance from them. Han Xinyan continued.

"Roger!"

"What perfume do you wear?"

At this moment, Han Xinyan finally couldn't help but ask, in fact, as soon as Lin Yi walked in front of her, she smelled a special fragrance.

I can't tell what this fragrance looks like, but it smells so good, and Han Xinyan was a little lost because of this fragrance for a certain moment.

"No, Mr. Han, don't be joking, I can't even afford to eat, how can I have money to buy perfume. In order to verify the efficacy of the red obscene pants, Lin Yi could only pretend to be confused.

Han Xinyan only felt that this smell was very good, standing beside Lin Yi, she suddenly felt very calm in her heart, as if she was lying in the pasture of the prairie, watching migratory birds fly over.

And this taste will be transmitted to the heart, making your whole person feel very comfortable, and you can't help but want to stretch.

"Lin Yi seems to have become handsome?" Lin Yi in front of him gave Han Xinyan an illusion, like the male god who appeared in her dream.

The dream lingered, lovesick for thousands of miles, a sea appeared in front of Han Xinyan's eyes, a cruise ship was sailing on the boundless sea, she and he were lying on the roof of the cruise ship, seagulls were hovering in the air, everything was so beautiful, everything was so intoxicating.

"Teacher Han, what's wrong with you?"

At this point, Lin Yi is basically sure that this red obscene pants are not a copycat, and they do have some functions that can make people lose themselves and hallucinate.

Although he did an experiment on Han Xinyan, Lin Yi did not plan to continue the experiment, no matter what, Han Xinyan was his more respected teacher.

"Huh?" Lin Yi's words just now woke up Han Xinyan, thinking of the picture that appeared in his mind just now, a flush appeared on Han Xinyan's face, and then looked at Lin Yi, and the whole person suddenly had an illusion.

"That person is Lin Yi?" The next second, Han Xinyan subconsciously scolded herself in her heart, she had been single for too long, and she would actually fantasize about watching the sea with her students.

Is it the strange smell that makes me fantasize?

But Lin Yi didn't wear perfume either, could it be that men also have body fragrance? It's not right, I've been in contact with Lin Yi for so long, and I haven't smelled it before.

"Teacher Han......"

"You step back a little, don't get so close to me......" Han Xinyan took a few steps back, and the fragrance slowly faded.

At this time, Han Xinyan had basically determined that this fragrance was indeed coming from Lin Yi, and the farther away from Lin Yi, the more sober she felt.

From Lin Yi's prediction of the explosion of the water dispenser yesterday to the strange fragrance on his body now, Han Xinyan felt more and more that Lin Yi had changed, and he couldn't even explain himself.

"Teacher Han, if you want to be fine, I'll go in for morning self-study. ”

Han Xinyan nodded and quickly left the third shift, she wanted to go back to the office to check on the Internet, whether men have body fragrance, and whether men's body fragrance would make women hallucinate.

Lin Yi quickly sat down in the last row, took out a blank piece of paper, recalled it carefully, and began to write words silently on the white paper.

Soon a hundred words were written, and the list of words was checked, and it was exactly the same.

Lin Yi's heart blossomed, the Qingfeng wine sent by Long Yangjun was really useful, he took a sip when he was asleep last night, and read the list of words in the English textbook to prepare for today's experiment.

I didn't expect it to be so powerful, and now as long as I think about it a little bit in my mind, those words involuntarily appear in front of me, this feeling is amazing.

At the same time, Lin Yi also felt more and more that he had to maintain a good relationship with Long Yangjun, this guy really has a lot of treasures, and they are all top awesome.

"Lin Yi, the fragrance on your body smells so good. At this moment, a girl sitting in the front row of Lin Yi suddenly turned her face and looked at Lin Yi sweetly.

Since Lin Yi sat down, Gao Qianhui smelled a special smell, the more she smelled, the better it smelled, and this fragrance gradually made her intoxicated.

Gao Qianhui seemed to be sleeping on a huge sponge with his lover, and he took his fat little hand and expressed his heartfelt feelings to himself.

This is early self-study, and there is no teacher, so Gao Qianhui turned his head and looked at Lin Yi carefully, feeling that the more he looked at it, the more he couldn't pull it out.

Seeing the famous dinosaur girl of the third class staring at him with a smile, Lin Yi suddenly sighed in his heart, and he couldn't wait to take off the red obscene pants he was wearing immediately.

At the same time, he realized a very terrible thing, although this red obscene pants are powerful, but there are also bugs, no matter how beautiful or ugly, as long as it is a woman, she can smell the fragrance and hallucinate.

It's okay to say if there is a beautiful woman in front of you, but if it's a superb like Gao Qianhui, wouldn't you be ......

Thinking of the scene in front of him where a large group of dinosaur sisters chased him, Lin Yi was so frightened that his face turned white.

No, these red pants can only be worn when they should be worn, and now they have to be taken off.

Thinking of this, Lin Yi quickly went to the toilet, took off his red dirty pants, and put them back in the gift box.

A human catastrophe was prevented......

At this time, Han Xinyan, who was in the office on the third floor, was carefully browsing the posts on the Zhihu webpage about men's body fragrance in front of the computer.

I don't know if I don't see it, and I'm shocked when I see it!

Sleeping cats:

Yes, yes, my boyfriend has a good smell, including the clothes and pants he wears, and every time I smell it, I feel very special and aphrodisiac... Cover your face!

Anonymous Users:

It's like, my boyfriend also has it, sweet, warm, fragrant, when he is in his arms, he wants to sleep, and he sleeps very fast. My boyfriend can't smell it himself, and my boyfriend says I have a milky smell on me!

It's cutie me:

The ex-boyfriend has a smell of meat on his skin, and his clothes smell of very clean laundry detergent. I didn't particularly like the smell, but I wanted to suck him when I smelled the meat...... Can be smoked for a day.

Anonymous Users:

Note: Boy, I have it too, my ex-girlfriend said she smelled me and wanted to do it with me......

Han Xinyan closed the Zhihu webpage, and by browsing, she had determined that men do have body fragrance, and some body fragrances will also have an aphrodisiac effect on women.

Thinking of the smell that came out of Lin Yi just now, and then thinking of these shares on the Zhihu website, Han Xinyan's face turned red unconsciously.

It seems that he will have to keep a distance of more than three meters from Lin Yi in the future, and he must not be allowed to get close to him anymore.

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