Chapter 5 It's better to defend the tower than to steal the house
In the early morning of the next day, Liu Shao left quietly after leaving a few pieces of ocean on Uncle Wang's dinner table.
"It's better to defend the tower than to steal the house, maybe a trip to Japan is the solution to all this. Liu Shao looked at the map, now there is not much point in going to Taiyuan, except to satisfy his selfish desire to meet TV characters, there is basically no other meaning, as for going to Wuhan to participate in the Battle of Wuhan, there is nothing to play, even if he is a person, it will not play much role in this kind of large-scale battle, it is better to go to Japan, such as assassinating the emperor or destroying the arsenal or something, so the meaning and leadership are better than killing devils desperately in China, after all, there are at least one million in Japan at this time, even if he queues up to kill, he will have to kill until he is soft。
1938, August.
In a wooden house in Tokyo, Liu Shao sat at a table, quietly looking at a detonator and a test tube containing a colorless liquid on the table. In front of the detonator is an old newspaper that is a little yellowed, and there is a line of big characters written in Japanese on the top of the newspaper, what is written Liu Shao does not know, only a hundred people can recognize three big characters, and there is a picture on the newspaper, and the two people in the picture have also appeared in the history books of later generations.
"For three days, I have been thinking about human nature, and it is you who have given me great courage, thank you, Toshiaki Mukai, Takeshi Noda. After Liu Shao muttered to himself, he got up and poured the liquid in the test tube into his mouth, and then pressed the detonator.
When Liu Shao pressed the detonator, there was no earth-shattering explosion in Japan, but a few grenade explosions were heard in the center of several large cities, which caused the collapse of several houses, but did not cause any major casualties.
"I hope you Aunt Amaterasu will bless you, and I will leave you a few more seeds in Japan. After pressing the detonation, Liu Shao muttered to himself, and then took out a set of broadcasting equipment from the space ring, which is the black technology that Liu Shao exchanged from the system, and has only one function, that is, it can accurately let the world's radios receive this audio at this time.
"Hey, hey, ahem! Friends around the world, hello everyone! Can you hear it? Forget it, I don't know if you can hear it anyway, and you can't reply, I'll just assume that you can hear it!" Liu Shao coughed twice into the microphone, and then opened in Chinese.
"Now I announce a message, please remember, remember today, August 15, 1938, and remember a name, Liu Shao, remember, this name and date will appear in the history of your countries for the next 10,000 years, even 100,000 years, if you are able, please keep this voice, maybe in the near future, this voice will allow you to exchange for a super luxurious villa in the capital of any country in the world, plus money that you will not run out of money in your lifetime. After Liu Shao finished this paragraph, he translated it again in English.
“Now let me announce a message. Please remember that today, August 15, 1938............” (Feel free to do so)
"Today's broadcast here, in addition to assigning a little history homework to your descendants, there are two things to explain, I am lazy, only say once, only translate once, believe it or not is your business, first of all, because the Japanese Yamato nation committed heinous crimes against our Chinese nation, I dropped a virus on the Japanese mainland, I will call it Liu's No. 1 virus for the time being, it is a deadly virus that can be transmitted through the air, blood, and body fluids, once infected, there is only a short incubation period of one hour, and after the incubation period, the infected person will become unconscious, does not know pain, but can move the walking deadIf you are surrounded by them, then you don't have to worry about contracting the virus anymore, because they will eat you little by little, note, they can not only infect humans, but also all living things, but in the spirit of benevolence and righteousness in Great China, I am very kind to adjust the lifespan of this virus to five days, after five days, all this will be over, but if you are infected before this, then it will be embarrassing, I hope that Aunt Amaterasu in Japan can bless them, come, pray together, Amen, Amitabha, Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, okay, let's move on to the next thing. ”
"The second thing, my ancestors once said a very strong word, it is advisable to hang your head between the barbarian mansions on the street to show thousands of miles. Those who commit strong men will be punished even if they are far away! Today, I will change it slightly, I don't need you to use knives and guns to attack our China, and I will also do it for your convenience, from now on, no matter whether you are verbal or action, I will help you solve the difficulty of overpopulation no matter how far you go, if you want to make my China unhappy, I will destroy you first, anyway, after today, my hands can't be washed clean, destroying a country is a butcher, destroying several countries, or dozens of countries are butchers, I don't need to pretend to be merciful or anything, welcome to make trouble, I don't care。 ”
"Of course, I'm sure many of you won't believe what I'm saying here today, anyway, it's only five days, and then you can come and see for yourself, by the way, and finally say to those students from other countries in Japan, I'm sorry, but what can I do, I have the ability to bite me! Goodbye, that's it. Liu Shao was still a little serious in his speech in the early stage, but the more he went to the back, the more relaxed his tone became, and in the end, there was even a taste of ridicule.
Even Japan's Tokyo Broadcasting Corporation immediately jumped out and released a world broadcast, saying that everything is fine in the country, that the soldiers on the front line should continue to fight bravely against the enemy, and that they should not believe the nonsense of a madman.
And some Western countries that have always thought they have a sense of humor have also jumped out, imitating Liu Shao's tone to learn and sell, but the country that is about to perish in the sentence has become China.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to advise you again, good people do not die, evil people do not die, good people do not die, bad people do not die, there are only two kinds of people who will die in this world, one whose life span has expired, and the other kind, the ignorant and ignorant people, do it yourself, after this passage, I will record all the national broadcasts that jump out to imitate my words, I hope you have God's blessing, oh, forget, your God can't even bless your own son Jesus, it may be a little difficult to bless you. Listening to all kinds of foul language coming out of the radio, Liu Shao turned on the radio again and broadcast to the world again.
"Hahaha, China, are you daydreaming? Ignorant and ignorant people will die, this joke is really....... Yaga!Kojima-kun, you, ah!!Ya Yan Butterfly Ya Yan Butterfly........ "Tokyo Broadcasting was going to taunt Liu Shao, but before the announcer could finish speaking, his desperate screams and strange screams came out.
"Tut-tut, hey, believe it or not, my compatriots, the soldiers of the motherland, the time has come for a counterattack, the Japanese army in front of you no longer has supplies, no reinforcements, they are now even the emperor of faith, they are just a pile of garbage to be cleaned up, destroy them, expand the territory, and the opportunity to go down in history forever is in front of us. Liu Shao encouraged the front-line soldiers who were persisting in the War of Resistance, and as for the screams in Tokyo Broadcasting, Liu Shao could only say hehe.