Chapter 108: Metatarsal Chao Once
A few zombies talked and laughed, all of them looked like scholars, lupine scarves. On the contrary, the Djinn God is like a bodyguard! A few people came to Liwu after a while!
This is very lively from our country, red walls and green tiles are not uncommon, carved beams and paintings are rare and peculiar, the gold bi is brilliant and not tacky, the culture is strong one after another, the traffic is neat and tidy, the four seas rise to level the country and the people, the river is endless, people come and go, wear fashionable silk and satin, and the abundant food and clothing are also thriving.
Ji Chao first came to a tavern, looked at the bartender at the door and said, "Little Er, are you seated!"
The bartender saw that these people were dressed as quiet and elegant people, more like scholars, so he expected that he didn't have much money, so he ignored it and said: "The upper seat is gone, but there is still an ordinary table and chair, but it was covered by the master just now, so please ask a few people to be sharpened elsewhere!"
When the giant spirit god heard that he had been treated like this in the nether realm, he was indignant, so he took out his big axe from behind his back and said, "Little miscellaneous pieces! Don't look at who grandpa is, dare to talk to me like this, you are impatient!"
Unexpectedly, the bartender not only did not beg for mercy, but looked indifferent, and said fearlessly: "Do you know whose restaurant this is......?
Without waiting for the bartender to finish speaking, Ji Chao took out a shining gold ingot, shook it in front of the bartender and said, "This piece is my apology for my brother's unreasonableness!" Then Ji Chao took out another piece of gold ingot and said: "This piece is for us to eat, you can see if it is enough!"
The bartender was dumbfounded, took the two gold ingots and said, "Enough is enough!
The bartender smiled happily, and vigorously introduced special dishes for the metatarsal super, and also took a bite of a few masters, and as soon as the angry giant spirit god arrived in the upstairs private room, he pointed at the metatarsal super and shouted: "You said you, being a zombie to this point, do you think I can't beat a few minions in the human world!"
"Giant Spirit God, this is the human world, everything talks about money, as long as you have money, there is nothing, if you fight with brute force, you can only get into trouble, besides, we are out to play, not to find trouble, just have fun! Not to mention that the ingots are not mine!"
As soon as the giant spirit god heard this, he stopped talking, and what Ji Chao said was the same, he would be happy when he came out to play! Then Wei asked: "By the way, Ji Chao, why do you have gold ingots? And why are you so familiar with the things of the human world!"
"The gold ingots I found in the coffin where we were hiding, and they were used for burial in the human world......"
The giant spirit god didn't wait for Ji Chao to finish speaking, and hurriedly asked: "Yes, Ji Chao, you must have an extraordinary past, tell us about it!"
When he saw it, he lowered his head, and suddenly found that the bartender was still standing next to him, so he said, "Don't worry, let's eat first, and talk while eating!"
When the giant spirit god heard this, he hurriedly said: "What kind of food do we zombies eat, we are blood-suckers!"
Tuo Chao slapped the table and said angrily: "What kind of sauce purple wings to eat, sauce purple wings are only available to us, and we have to have sauce purple wings with blood!
When the giant spirit god heard this, he was a little inexplicable, and just wanted to refute, but he was kicked again, so he lowered his head and stopped talking, and he quickly looked at the bartender and said, "I'm sorry little brother, my brother likes to eat our sauce purple wings, that's why he ......"
"It's okay, it's okay, a few masters, we also have chicken wings here, I don't know if you will like it!"
"No need, just have a copy of each of your store's signature dishes! Remember to add some blood to each dish! This is our custom, I hope you understand!"
"Oh, okay, a few masters, please wait, the food will come soon!"
After the bartender left, he looked at the giant spirit god and said, "Even the human world is not very safe now, so the identity of the zombie is better kept secret!"
The giant spirit god nodded, stopped talking, and after a while, the dishes were ready, Wei looked at the blood on the dishes, sniffed and said: "This is chicken blood, no blood is good to drink!"
Tarsal Chao tore off a chicken leg and said: "Dangerous, this is the human world, so we should also live like people, don't expect anything else!"
Wei also picked up some vegetables and ate them and said, "Okay, tell me about your past!"
"My past, hehe!"
Metatarsal Chao, originally a gangster in the human world, but he is pretentious, pretentious, has worshipped the master, learned skills, but has never been able to get ahead, and often looks for flowers and willows, provoked a lot of romantic debts, but has not been able to find a successor, since Metastrato's beloved sister next door was occupied by the bullies in the township, Metatarsal Chao is even more desperate! I can't take revenge, I was bullied all day because of this, and my life was very depressed, so I had the idea of suicide, but I also had elderly parents at home, and I left alone, which was extremely unfilial in the eyes of my fellow villagers, so I still had a day to live.
At that time, zombies were rampant, and by chance, the zombies bit a bully in their township to death, although cruel and afraid, but this has to be said to be a good opportunity, so a death, will definitely not be scolded by the villagers for being unfilial! But after thinking about it, the bully died is not a good opportunity for his own development, so the metatarsal Chao continued to live secretly, still looking for flowers and asking willows, and finally married a daughter-in-law, but the elderly parents were very happy, and then the metatarsal Chao also became confident in life and started a new life!
Who would have thought that the person who married the metatarsal super turned out to be a zombie, not only sucking the blood of his own family clean, but also leading other zombies to bite the entire township to death on the night of the full moon, but the female zombie actually resurrected the metatarsal super, because the female zombie had fallen in love with the metatarsal super, and wanted the metatarsal superu to stay by his side forever, which made the metatarsal super even more painful!
By chance, after the female zombie was surrendered, the metatarsal Chao finally secretly escaped, although he escaped the palm of the female zombie, but he was always chased by the power of the human world, and finally on a desperate night, the metatarsal Chao was besieged by many Taoists, and he was wiped out, and happened to be saved by the passing Houqing, after all, the zombies are immortal and indestructible, and the metatarsal Chao decided to chase after the posterior, at least there will be a companion in the future, so Houqing took the metatarsal Chao to start the six realms shuttle, with the help of the Houqing, the metatarsal Chao finally became a zombie with great power, but it is still lustful, swimming all over the mountains and rivers, often capturing women, people, ghosts, fairies, demons, demons, as long as it is a woman, Once caught by Metatarsal Chao, the blood will be sucked clean after being played, and Metatarsal Chao will continue to live like this until he is sealed in the Heavenly Forbidden Land!
When everyone heard this, they all cast hateful glances, and Ji Chao hurriedly defended himself: "Don't be angry yet, I've repented, and now I'm not so lustful anymore!"
When Lele heard this, he hurriedly quipped: "Yo, we didn't say anything, why did you explain so quickly!"
Ji Chao looked at Lele who was smiling and said, "Don't you kid care so much!"
The giant spirit god then said: "Yes, don't worry about so many children, it's all about adults!" and then looked at Ji Chao and asked, "Then how did you feel when you were with the witch?"
Without waiting for the Giant Spirit God to finish speaking, Wei beckoned to the Giant Spirit God and said, "Silly big man, come, what do I tell you how it feels!"
When the giant spirit god heard this, he hurriedly walked over and said, "Ah, I didn't expect you to be too"
Wei slapped up, just hit the mouth of the giant spirit god, and then said: "Stupid big man, no matter how you say it, you are also a fairy, why are you so dirty in this thought, how did you become an immortal in the first place!"
The giant spirit god pulled his head and didn't speak, and he looked at the giant spirit god and said, "Giant spirit god, I know that I have wronged you in the heavenly realm, and I will take you next time I have the chance!"
When the giant spirit god heard this, he immediately ran to Ji Chao's side, pinched Ji Chao's shoulder and said, "Ji Chao is a good brother!"
Lele, who frowned on one side, said: "Danger, can the method you told me before to grow up work?"
"Yes, of course it works, when did I lie to you!" After Wei said this, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, and then asked: "Lele, why do you suddenly want to grow up?
When Lele heard this, he was a little embarrassed, so he quickly tore off a chicken leg and stuffed it into Wei's mouth and said, "I just want to grow up quickly! I can't stand this little body for a long time!"
When everyone heard this, they all laughed, making Lele cry and laugh! In fact, Lele just wants to grow up, become a normal person, and not be protected by others everywhere!
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