In the face of such a shameless person, for a while, he was speechless and choked, not knowing how to refute.

Seeing that Li Ru was silent for a long time, the old man's face was full of pride, he stroked his gray beard, and smiled treacherously: "The old man has three ways to let you die, do you want to hear it?"

"This first kind is to use Shaolin's unique muscles and bones to break your bones to pieces, and then stuff your head into your ass and suffocate to death, how about it, interesting, right?"

"This second kind is to burn the iron rod to the ground red, and then from under you, with a soft 'poof' sound, poke in, and pierce through, ah! With the sound of "zizi", there is a blazing white smoke, plus the smell of burnt meat!

"As for the third one, it's even more interesting......

Damn, this old man shouldn't have come out of the prison of the Criminal Department, and the eighteen punishments are not enough in front of him!

Live out of a psychopath!

Li Ru rolled his eyes wildly, snorted secretly, got up from the ground unhurriedly, put on his robe again, patted his buttocks, hugged his hands, and said with an indifferent face:

"Okay, okay, don't brag with me, I know you don't dare to kill me!"

"Don't you dare to kill you?" the old man laughed, his face suddenly sank, "You try to see if I dare!"

In a flash, Li Ru only saw a flash of white light in front of him, as if a big white mouse had burst out, and then his shoulders sank suddenly.

Seeing the two dry and thin legs hanging down in front of his chest, Li Ru couldn't help but curse in his heart: "Damn! This damn old man, riding on Lao Tzu's neck to shit and pee!"

was about to throw him off and eat, but a trace of coldness suddenly came from his neck, and he shuddered.

"You kid, don't move, you ......" The old man sneered: "The old man's flowing cloud blade blows his hair and breaks his hair, if he accidentally smears a knife on your neck, don't blame me!"

Flowing Cloud Blade?

Hearing this, Li Ru's mind suddenly appeared with the knife that was as thin as a cicada's wings and looked like a scalpel in the old man's hand.

Thinking of the knife killing without blood, it was extremely sharp, and his body stiffened at the moment.

Damn, is this a hell of a mistake?! This old man really wants to kill someone?!

"Well, old man, don't get excited! you little broken knife ......"

"Phew, old man, this is a flowing cloud blade, you kid's mouth should be clean! No matter how verbose it is, believe it or not, the old man chopped off your dog's head, and he made sure that he cut it in two, and the blood didn't have time to fall!"

Damn, it's really grumpy, and the fart is really big enough!

Li Ru scolded in his heart, and said mercilessly: "Ahem, you Liuyun Blade, you still have a manicure and cut the fruit! I think the size is just right!"

"What a kid who can only take advantage of his tongue!" the old man sneered, moved away from the Flowing Cloud Blade, the cold feeling disappeared, and Li Ru was about to breathe a sigh of relief, but a dry and thin hand like a chicken claw slammed his neck.

"Old man, I just took a shower yesterday, and my two little sisters gave me a massage, so I don't need to trouble your old man!"

Li Ruwa shouted, and the old man's hands were as rough as the bark of an old tree, and they were uncomfortably tight against the soft flesh of his neck.

But the old man is still strong, and when he rubs his neck, he just uses his toes to know that this piece of his neck is definitely bald skin!

"I'll let you take advantage of your tongue!"

An even greater force struck, Li Ru only felt a hot pain in his neck, and the ghost screamed twice, and then his face sank: "Old man, don't give me these useless things!"

"If you want to kill or chop, listen to it!"

"Don't think I don't know, you don't dare to kill the fuck at all!"

shouted out in one breath, Li Ru suddenly felt his neck loosen, and a white shadow flickered, but he stood still in front of him.

Glaring at the old man, Li Ru carefully reached out and touched his neck, and as soon as he touched it, it hurt hotly, and he couldn't help but gasp.

"Old man, don't give people a bath with your hands, otherwise you will be complained!"

"Hmph!" the old man snorted coldly, glaring at Li Ru with his head held high, his old eyes were full of anger: "Don't talk about those who don't have it, you tell me honestly! How do you know that I don't dare to kill you?"

"Oh, how do you say this?" Li Ru raised his eyebrows, and the corners of his mouth hooked: "I guess, you old guy said it in Zoroastrianism, I guess, you Zoroastrianism should be crazy at this time, right?"

When the old man heard this, his eyes flickered, and he didn't say a word.

Li Ru smiled and continued: "If my expectations are correct, your Zoroastrian sect has formed two major factions at this moment, one faction insists on cooperating with me, and the other faction is resolutely opposed, and wants to kill me. ”

"For this reason, it is a constant debate, the noise is turned upside down, and the sun and the moon are not shining!"

Listening to this subdued tone, the old man's eyes suddenly burst into a fine light, glaring at Li Ru, his lips trembled, as if he had something to say.

Li Ru didn't give him this almost, and smiled: "I see, you probably want to kill me and want to go crazy, but you don't have a move!

At this moment, the old man couldn't hold back at all, and even Zhao Shiyuan, who had not spoken on the side, was also stunned, and the two of them exclaimed in unison: "How do you know?"

Zhao Shiyuan slapped his head suddenly, and shouted that it was not good: "The big thing is not good! I actually have a spy in the Zoroastrian sect! I will go to report to the sect leader!"

This action made Li Ru happy: This is right! This is what that brainless reckless man should do!

"Master and nephew, I will never make a spy!" The old man snorted coldly, his eyes stared at Li Ru coldly, the corners of his mouth grinned slightly, and a stiff smile was pulled: "It seems that the old man really underestimated you! Say, how did you find out?"

"Isn't this simple?" Li Ru raised his eyebrows and said lightly: "When I asked you if you were the sect leader just now, you probably didn't know, a trace of fear flashed in your eyes. ”

"Although it is fleeting, how can it escape my eyes?"

The old man's brows furrowed suddenly, and his teeth rattled: "It's a sharp-eyed little thief!"

"Thank you for the compliment," Li Ru smiled: "You open your mouth and close your mouth to kill me, but you don't dare to do it for a long time, plus when you say those three ways to kill me, Zhao Shiyuan, the bastard, is obviously scared to death, and even wants to stop it!"

"Also, when your little broken knife was on my neck, this bastard was almost scared, I didn't panic, he was more panicked than me, if I can't guess it, then I won't be wronged even if I die!"

"This bastard wanted to kill me before, but now he's so worried about me, hehe! If you could really kill me, he would have beaten gongs and drums and sang little songs to send me to the western heavens!"

"So, I conclude that you will never dare to kill me!"