Chapter 305: Little Dirty Girl
"But we're playing eagles and chickens!"
There was still Xiao Zhengtai who was not convinced, and before the words fell, he slapped his companion:
"Idiot, are you going to catch the chick for her?"
Gu Xiaomeng nodded in agreement, her heart burst with a sense of superiority, and she raised her head forty-five degrees and said proudly: "I'm a good boy, don't try to take advantage of me." ”
"Who the hell has been taking advantage of ...... here?"
Teacher Chun Ying's heart was crazy, and her body trembled.
A group of little Loli finally reacted, and a little Lori wearing a pink princess dress walked out two steps, also raised her head forty-five degrees, and said arrogantly:
"Hmph, we are chickens and ducks, what should you be!"
"I'll be a policeman!" Gu Xiaomeng looked natural.
"Boom-"
There seemed to be a thunderbolt exploding in his mind, and Teacher Chun Ying's body shook and staggered.
"...... of Haruzakura-sensei"
The little ones were shocked, only Gu Xiaomeng's eyes were quick, and she held the crumbling spring cherry blossom at once, and said curiously:
"Teacher, why are you so scared when you hear the 'police'......"
"Boom!"
Another thunderbolt exploded in her mind, and Haruka's body trembled, as if she was about to collapse in the next moment.
"The teacher can't be pregnant with a baby...... someone said weakly.
A little Lori wearing a pink princess dress lit up her eyes and said excitedly: "My mother said that pregnant women are most likely to be dizzy and unstable!"
All the loli reacted and nodded in agreement.
"Dizziness isn't caused by pregnancy!"
A little Zhengtai wearing a small suit shorts and combing a small split hair walked out of the crowd with his hands behind his back, and said insightfully:
"Dizziness during pregnancy is usually caused by anemia or insufficient blood supply to the brain due to hypoglycemia. Teacher Chun Ying, didn't you have breakfast today? ”
Teacher Chun Ying nodded subconsciously, and in a blink of an eye, Gu Xiaomeng took out a small notebook out of nowhere, and read while writing something:
"You have to eat breakfast during pregnancy, otherwise you will be anemia and ......dizzy," then fried his hair and screamed:
"What nonsense, I'm not pregnant at all, and we just had lunch!"
"Buzz ......"
There was a dead silence in the kindergarten, and the window of the office not far away was immediately opened. Several young and beautiful female kindergarten teachers looked over curiously, all gloating.
"Teacher Haruzakura is so fierce......"
Someone whispered, and the little ones immediately hugged each other, and Gu Xiaomeng blended into the crowd with an excited face.
"That's not what I mean......
Countless "alpacas" ran wildly in Chun Ying's heart, but she had to squeeze out a smiling face, and she had an idea, covering her mouth and giggling:
"We're playing a game of taking care of a pregnant woman!" he said to the little ones.
"Let's play the game of taking care of pregnant women, now the teacher will play the pregnant woman, who knows what to pay attention to when taking care of pregnant women?"
"I know I know, pregnant women need to bask in the sun more, but there is no sun ...... in the fairy star."
"I also know that pregnant women should listen to the fetal song!"
"Pregnant women can't smoke or drink!"
......
The little ones spoke enthusiastically, completely forgetting that they were going to play "Eagle Catches Chicken".
Teacher Chun Ying breathed a long sigh of relief, full of weakness. Gu Xiaomeng was full of interest, and suddenly felt that going to kindergarten was quite interesting.
......
Gu Yang returned to the headquarters of the Monks League and began to prepare for the next day's meeting.
Because there was no high-level sitting in the town before, all kinds of monks mixed in under various names, absorbing the cultivation resources that the front-line soldiers had exchanged for their blood and sweat.
The Monks have state-of-the-art office equipment and artificial intelligence, but they still use the feudal way of administration. For example, even if you don't have a few coffee machines in the office, you can use a robot to deliver coffee. And now in the headquarters, there are dozens of "sister shakers" who are responsible for delivering coffee.
This is only a few dozen people, and in the Department of International Relations, every human country has a corresponding office, and each office has a set of office staff, which adds up to thousands of people. Another example is the Ministry of Galactic Defense, each country also has a corresponding liaison office, and each office also has a set of liaison personnel, adding up to thousands of people. And this kind of work, Mozi can solve it all alone.
If others encounter this situation, they can only "make three orders and five sounds", and then think that harmony is not precious. Gu Yang was born in a mechanical school, and he is best at solving this kind of redundant problem.
The headquarters of the Monks League implements a six-hour work system, and all the monks get off work at the end of the day, but Gu Yang continues to work.
First of all, the salary package, Gu Yang set an annual salary of 400,000 merit points for himself with reference to the salary standards of heads of state, and the monthly salary of the rest of the staff was lowered to 100 to 1,000 merit points.
That doesn't sound like a lot, and you can't even afford to use a teleportation array. However, merit points can be exchanged directly for silver coins, and now one merit point is steadily exchanged for one hundred gold coins, or ten thousand silver coins. This salary package "quasi-heavenly" powerhouse may not be taken into account, but the "status" monk will definitely be tempted.
As for the Monks' League, it is not a nation within a nation, but an organization of human monks independent of the world. Now that both economic and military strength are far superior to those of other countries, there is no need to get involved with other countries at all, and those liaison offices can be completely abolished.
In any country, such a large-scale organizational readjustment will absolutely not see any change in three or five years, from the time of argumentation, voting to implementation. But Gu Yang is the leader of the alliance with dictatorship, as long as he thinks about it, he can start immediately.
Early the next morning, Dyson was the first to come to the office and saw Gu Yang sitting at the desk, he couldn't help but be stunned and surprised:
"Your Excellency, have you been working overtime?"
"yes, how was the meeting going. Gu Yang didn't raise his head, and asked directly.
"This ......"
Dyson looked embarrassed and said embarrassedly:
"Ministers from various departments reported that there was too much information to sort out and suggested that the meeting be postponed. ”
"There are too many people, and the efficiency is low......"
Gu Yang sighed and instructed, "The meeting will start in an hour, and it will be held in the conference room of the alliance leader. ”
Dyson was stunned and was trying to give a proper suggestion. But seeing that the alliance leader, who had always been kind, didn't look at himself at all, he couldn't help but be surprised, and hurriedly agreed to do it immediately.
The conference room is across from the office and is also the size of four football fields. An hour later, a group of monks in wide robes and large sleeves chatted and laughed:
"Minister Zhang worked hard last night, and his eyes were dark. ”
"Minister Li, you have also lost weight, so stop making fun of the little brother. ”
"It seems that Minister Wang is prepared......"
"There are few people in our department, how can we compare to the high power of the two adults!"
......
The conference room was empty, and everyone was a little uncomfortable, so the greetings were lowered.
"The Alliance Leader has arrived!"
With Dyson's greeting, the audience fell silent. Everyone stood up at the same time, looked at the door, and saw a young man in a white spacesuit striding into the venue, with a calm posture and momentum like a mountain, it was Gu Yang, the leader of the alliance.
Gu Yang walked to the main seat and sat down, looking at the brightly robed monks in front of him, only to see a group of zombies. This is the greatest organization of mankind, and these guys are also all "status" monks, but they look more like old fritters in officialdom, or the kind of feudal era.
"The meeting begins. ”
Or Dyson has experience in politics, and after glancing at everyone, he said solemnly:
"Next, I would like to ask all departments to briefly report on the main work of the past three years, as well as the arrangements and budgets for the next step, the Ministry of Galactic Defense. ”
As the words fell, an officer stood up......
Gu Yang listened to the report while checking everyone's information, and then found that he was negligent.
Most of these guys were senior advisers to governments before, and some of them ran their own interstellar enterprises, and some even had their own colonial planets and private armies. In terms of strength, they are insignificant. But when it comes to power, it is a word that shocks the world. His high quality of life and wide interpersonal relationships are far superior to ordinary "quasi-heavenly" monks.
This meeting, Gu Yang was originally expected to be held in an hour. But the first minister to speak read the script for an hour. The next speeches are longer than the last, as if the longer your speech, the more serious and responsible your work will be.
By the time everyone finally finished reporting their work, the day had passed. Fortunately, everyone was a monk, and no one shouted hunger. Everyone then looked at Gu Yang with blank eyes, waiting for the meeting to end.
"Everyone's done a great job. ”
Gu Yang smiled faintly, and also said in an official tone:
"Before I lay out the next step, I want to unify my thoughts with you. Out of consideration of cultural diversity, the Monks will continue to defend the entire human civilization as an autonomous organization of monks, rather than to unify the world.
Politically, we no longer interfere in international affairs. Economically, we will continue to promote the integration of the world economy. Culturally, we will fully respect cultural differences.
It's external, internal. In terms of organizational structure, we need to streamline and optimize. Financially, we should encourage the monks in the alliance to start a sect and inherit the Taoism. In terms of system, we need to establish a set of appropriate league rules. Militarily, we must actively prepare for war and prepare to fight the 'Divine Dragon Empire' to the death.
In order to achieve the above objectives, I have made the following arrangements......"
After another night, the ministers walked out of the headquarters building, their faces cloudy.
Gu Yang carried out a drastic reform of the Monks League, although there were no layoffs, but many people were sent to new positions, such as the Immortal City Police Department, such as the "Investigation Bureau of the Monks League" under the "Blood Oath Pavilion", and the "Monks League Security Bureau" under the leader of the alliance and specializing in collecting all kinds of intelligence.
Salaries have also shrunk considerably, with ministerial-level officials receiving only 10,000 "merit points" a year, while ordinary employees receive only 100 merit points a month. This kind of treatment can only be done by monks in the "early stage of status...... The most depressing thing is that not only is there no one in the office who serves tea and water, but also has to wear formal clothes to clock in to work in the future.