005 President of Dog Breeding
Yue Wangshu cut the three thickest strips of paper from the small tree, planted them on the east side of the altar, and watered them with the real water in the jade ding.
This tree is a hybrid without a pit, Yue Wangshu once tried to propagate by cuttings but failed, the soil in the space is many times more fertile than the outside, and there is the real water in the jade ding, Yue Wangshu is more than 80% sure that it will be planted alive.
When I woke up the next morning, the thunderstorm had stopped, and the air was much lighter than it had been the previous day.
Yue Wangshu came back from washing up in the water room, and heard his brother's screams coming from room 419 in the corridor: "Which Wang Ba calf wrenched our family's sacred tree! Which guy from his own mother hung the tree?"
Yue Wangshu walked into the door and saw the old man standing barefoot in front of the small tree with hair like a bird's nest, wearing only a pair of underwear, he was very sad and scolded. Yue Wangshu wiped his hair with a towel and said, "Comrade Meng Chengqian, your mouth is too damaged!"
"Not only do I have a bad mouth, but my hands are also black!" the old man was angry and pointed to the broken branch on the tree, "You see, there are still prints here, they were twisted off with scissors, I remember very clearly, there are thirteen buds on it, do you know what this means? We have to eat thirteen fewer divine fruits this year! Let me find this fruit thief, and I will break off his legs!"
"You remember it so clearly!" Yue Wangshu put the toiletries back in the cabinet, "Those three branches were cut off by me and planted elsewhere, I want to see if I can breed a few more, if I can really survive, I will not be able to eat more in the future." ”
"You can pull it down! You have planted branches a few times, but you have not succeeded, and you still get it?" Meng Chengqian complained with a sad face, "Alas, we will graduate next year, and when the time comes, I am afraid that I will never be able to eat such a delicious fairy fruit in my life." ”
Yue Wangshu looked at his pitiful appearance, came over and rubbed his hairy head: "Don't worry, whether you succeed or not this time, when you graduate in the future, this tree will be taken away for you." "He himself has become the elixir guest of the Kunlun faction, there will be no shortage of all kinds of immortal fruits in the future, and it is not impossible to even get a pure-bred Zhu fruit, since my brother likes it to this extent, I will give him this pot.
"Really?" Meng Chengqian couldn't believe his ears, he loved to eat more than everything, and among the food he had eaten in his life, he took the fruit of this sacred tree as the most, every year from the moment it bloomed, he broke his fingers to count how many fruits, and he could get a few, and he ate every piece he got carefully cared for, or he ate it when he made it, or he ate it with tea, or mixed it with a pond, or made it into jam to eat...... Every time I eat one, I sigh with emotion, regret the passage of time, the days of deep roots and trees together are one year less, and now I hear Yue Wangshu say that giving the whole tree to himself makes him feel happier than winning the lottery.
"Really!" Yue Wangshu patted him on the head, "Brother doesn't lie to you!"
"Second brother, you are so good! I love you to death!" the old man rushed over and hugged Yue Wangshu by the waist, hugged him horizontally and raised it above his head, "Second brother, you have to count when you speak, otherwise I won't let you go even if I am a ghost......"
"Count, count, count, you are going crazy!" Yue Wangshu hurriedly grabbed the railing of his bed, and climbed and jumped on the bed, "You kid dare to do something with my brother, don't you want to eat my milk-marinated jerky?"
Meng Chengqian is a native of Northeast China, MGZ, the youngest in the 419 dormitory, a full two years younger than the third Luo Jinyu, but he is the tallest, reaching 190 centimeters and weighing 86 kilograms.
He has two hobbies in his life, one is to eat, the dormitory goes to eat a buffet, four people can eat six people's portions, and the extra part is eaten by him, especially meat, chickens, ducks and geese, pigs, cattle and sheep, no matter fat or thin, eat Ma Ma fragrant, never stomach pain and stomach bloating and diarrhea. Another hobby is sports, not to mention the common sports such as basketball and football, but also love to challenge the limit, last year I went crazy and learned parkour online, fell from the balcony on the second floor, and broke my arm.
This guy has broad shoulders and long legs, a body of tendon meat, and infinite strength, no one dares to do anything with him, he can only "eat and obey", all kinds of delicacies can easily defeat him, the power of Grandma Yue's marinated beef jerky belongs to the nuclear bomb level among many "weapons", even if he is fighting with someone, as long as Yue Wangshu takes out the jerky, he immediately bows his head and disposes of it with his brother, just like Li Kui meets Song Jiang.
"Second brother is angry!" Meng Chengqian clasped his hands together and made a Buddha worship gesture upward, "As long as the second brother speaks, the wind and rain will come and go in the future, go up the knife mountain and down the sea of fire, let the second brother drive!"
Yue Wangshu scolded with a smile: "Get out, you, it's useless to say this, what kind of sword mountain do I want you to go up to, what sea of fire do I want you to go to?"
"Then I'll be more affordable, make the bed and fold the quilt, buy food and fetch water, right? As long as the second brother really gives me the sacred tree, even the little brother of the underwear and socks will wash it for you until I graduate next year, will it be successful?"
"You really can't afford to eat anything!" Yue Wangshu leaned out half of his body, stretched out his arm condescendingly, and rubbed his head again, "Brother, I mean what I say, the tree will be yours in the future, be good, play by yourself!"
Meng Chengqian was overjoyed when he was confirmed, and he gently lifted the blue and white porcelain pot planted with trees and put it on the balcony, picked up the watering can and watered it carefully, humming a little song while watering, and giggling hehe.
Yue Wangshu didn't have a class today, he ordered seeds online after breakfast, according to last night's research on the "Xianfu Growth Plan", the wood owner was angry, to increase the wood qi most efficiently, it was best to choose those plants with particularly strong vitality or fast growth rate, and those who met these two conditions were undoubtedly weeds, wildfires could not be burned, and the spring breeze blew and grew again.
There are no wild grass seeds sold on the Internet, only wild vegetable seeds, Yue Wangshu picked thirteen kinds of dandelions, red mushrooms, chrysanthemum, amaranth, camellia, etc., each with a large bag, enough to plant an acre of land.
After placing the order, he turned off the computer, changed his clothes and went out, to take care of the space, he also needed all kinds of farm tools, Yue Wangshu is a rural child, he is very experienced in feeding gardens and fields, he wants to build the space into a delicate small vegetable garden.
Sitting on the bus and turning on the mobile phone, there are already a lot of chat records in the Xuanmen authentic group.
First, a person with an ID called "Emei Dou Firmament" posted a picture of a man holding a dog, the man was about thirty years old, looking like an elite warm man, wearing loose Dalmatians pajamas.
The "dog" in his arms is orange-red, and the photo is very high-definition, and you can clearly see its long straight hair, as if it had been permed. The little guy looks a bit like Satsuma, but he doesn't open his mouth and sticks out his tongue and smirks, his expression is quite serious, and his black jewel-like eyes stare at the camera intently, without any cuteness, so that people will automatically put away their jokes and contempt when they see its eyes.
There were many replies below.
Kunlun Lingyunzi: Damn! Mr. Han's five-clawed flying beaver has finally gotten it!
Qingcheng Zhao Banshan: I only showed it to us when I was so old, and Mr. Han was not kind.
Emei Su smiled: Mr. Han, you are too powerful, Mr. Han, I want to marry you! I want to give you a child! Is it good for you to marry me!
was cold for half a minute, and no one paid attention to this girl.
What the hell is a five-clawed beaver? Yue Wangshu turned up the picture, and the "enough" nested in Mr. Han's arms, and only the upper body could be seen, which was no different from an ordinary pet dog.
Kunlun Lingyunzi: Mr. Han, you let the little guy show his third eye and fifth paw to open our eyes.
Emei Dou Firmament: This is not a purebred five-clawed beaver, I crossed it with a flying beaver with Satsuma, it has no third eye, no wings, and no fifth claw, at least not yet. There is a pit in his head, and there are four small meat pads on his ribs, and I don't know if it will grow in the future. But he is very human, he is only three months old, he can eat and bathe, open the door and defecate or something once or twice, and he feels smarter than ordinary human children. I think he'll be as smart as his dad in the future, and he will be able to understand what I have to say.
It turned out to be the same as his own vermilion tree, which was also hybrid...... Yue Wangshu suddenly became extremely curious: In other words, does the purebred five-clawed beaver really have three eyes, four wings, and five claws? He slid down the chat history quickly, and he didn't see any more pictures of the beaver until the end, so he could only go back and continue to read the chat conversation.
Qingcheng Zhao Banshan: Mr. Han, you actually used a flying beaver to cross with an ordinary Satsuma dog! Why did the Emei faction agree?
Emei Dou Firmament: I planted them a pound of green spirit grass, a pound of red to ward off evil spirits, two purple river cars, and two tons of 30-year-old ginseng, so that Situ Xiangu took advantage of their retreat and meeting in Taiyuan Cave to bring one of the flying beavers. I found other foxes and dogs to admire him. The little ancestor is very violent, one paw can scratch the dog's head, even the Tibetan mastiff is a second kill, I have changed more than 20 foxes and dogs, in the end only Satsuma let him see the eye, I begged grandpa to tell grandma, every day to serve him as an uncle, he reluctantly offered his precious raccoon spirit, am I easy!
Kunlun Lingyunzi: Mr. Han, you are also stupid, you can just get him some medicine.
Emei Dou Firmament: Pull it down, the beaver is a spirit animal, and its nose is very smart, even if there is a little mistake, he will not eat it. He is also very picky, he only loves to eat fresh seafood, especially lobster, I flew him live lobster from Australia to give him food, so he was comfortable.
The next content is that everyone is talking about the five-clawed beaver, saying that the purebred beaver has hair like a flame, without a trace of miscellaneous hair, there are two pairs of meat wings that can fly a short distance in the sky, there is a third eye on the forehead, which can see through, and can see more than 3,000 meters underground, and there is a claw on the chest that can be stretched and retracted, which is very sharp, and the diamond necklace that Mr. Han bought for the female star was crushed by the big beaver with one claw, which made him begin to wonder if the necklace was embellished with fake diamonds.
Everyone joked with great envy: Mr. Han, don't do film and television in your family in the future, go to the Middle East to find oil!
Emei Dou Firmament: My baby is a mixed-race child, and it is not certain whether he has the ability to see through or not.