In China, every scenic spot, every tourist attraction, every famous mountain and river, there must be a fortune teller. Especially more than 20 years ago, intellectuals already paid attention to materialism, but there were definitely more people who believed in fate and ghosts than now.

Therefore, if a half-immortal suddenly popped out when he was wading through mountains and rivers at that time, and shouted loudly with his sword and fingers: "This benefactor, I see that you stepped on Tai Sui's life and committed peach blossoms, Pili Pili la la", don't be surprised, this thing often happens. And don't say it, there are really so many old men and old ladies who sincerely ask Daxian for their lives.

Mr. and Mrs. Yang Jin and Mr. and Mrs. Su Muhua are college graduates. As intellectuals in the new era, they not only do not believe, but also summarize a set of behavior patterns of the great immortals. Generally speaking, the immortals will flicker in two directions, one is to coax the better, pick up the good ones, and voluntarily offer money after the hearts of the people who say it are happy. The other is to scare the bad ones, and the scared good men and women will not possess their souls, and finally break their wealth and avoid disasters.

On the other hand, the intellectuals and the immortals at that time looked down on each other, and their hostile relationship was similar to that of otaku and rotten girls, A/V and G/V.

So, seeing this Taoist priest, Yang was about to complain.

Look up and down, the old Taoist robe, the dirty face, the messy hair and beard, and the wine gourd hanging around the waist pretending to be - this is winter, brother, do you want to drink cold dry beer? Not long ago, "Journey to the West" was broadcast on TV, you just can't learn too much from Laojun, and you can learn too much from a platinum star, how can you look like the second brother of the black bear monster, like a monster more than like a Taoist priest. And if the Jade Emperor can't go up, he will come to this deserted Yueguan Peak, obviously he is also a poor worm who was squeezed out by his peers.

Yes. The information has been obtained. Now start talking – accept the sanction of materialism, you liar!

Ahem. Clearing his throat, Yang Jin was about to speak, but was stopped by Su Muhua.

"The master was so excited just now, could it be for the fetus in my womb?" Su Muhua stepped forward with a smile, and his words and sentences were full of the ancient style of CCTV's Journey to the West: "I don't know if the master seems to be good or bad? If it's good, then I might as well talk about it, I'll listen to it, and the right to be auspicious." If it's bad. Don't say anything, lest you hurt the peace. ”

"Good, bad?" the Taoist priest was stunned when he heard this, and then laughed, laughing breathlessly: "Madame, do you think that I am a so-called half-immortal who sets up a stall to make money?"

"Oh?" Su Muhua raised his eyebrows: "Isn't the master?"

The Taoist priest smiled proudly: "Naturally not." ”

"Can you cut off the good fortune, the future, and the marriage?"

"Yes. ”

"Can you measure words, look at faces, and approve orders?"

"Yes. ”

"Can you save people from disaster?"

"Uh...... This is also possible. ”

"Then you still say that you are not a great immortal! It's all right!" Su Muhua complained angrily, and then stopped talking about ancient texts, and waved his hand in a very queenly manner: "Okay, okay, don't pretend, who doesn't know who." I'm pregnant now, and I want to hear something nice. What about you, look at the office and say a few words to make me happy. That's a good point. I'll give you a little bit, and you're open today. Okay, right?"

The Taoist priest scratched his head helplessly: "Okay then." But the fetus in your womb is strange, and I need to do the math first. As he spoke, he reached into his bosom and took out some messy objects, and after a long time of muttering words in his mouth, he threw them on the ground, and the boss was in a daze, and he didn't know how he had brought so many things with him.

The Taoist priest twisted his beard and looked at the sky and the earth for a long time, pinching his fingers and pinching them were about to break, and he had a constipation-like expression. Suddenly, his face relaxed, as if he had finally cured his prostate. In the eyes of the two of them, the expression of this Taoist priest was reversed, and he was still decent.

took his sleeve and wiped the loose sweat, "There is!" The Taoist priest patted his thigh like a storyteller, his eyes widened, and he opened his mouth to come: "The twins in this womb have a great creation, and the first division of chaos ......"

"Wait!" Without waiting for the Taoist priest to enter the state, Su Muhua immediately interrupted: "Correction: There is only one child in my belly." ”

The Taoist priest stared at it like a rooster that had been choked by the neck for a long time, and said in amazement: "One? impossible, definitely not one." ”

"It's all said that there is only one. Su Muhua clasped his hands on his chest, and the authoritative professor said: "I myself am an obstetrics and gynecology department, and I just had an examination not long ago." Although I don't know if it's a boy or girl, there is only one. ”

"Uh......" The Taoist priest scratched his ears and cheeks for a long time, and slapped his face: "Okay, that's right, it's indeed one! But it's also one, and it's also a couple." ”

"Alas...... Dead ducks have hard beaks. Su Muhua shook his head speechlessly, and then nodded: "Okay, let's continue to make it up." ”

"Madame, I'm not making up nonsense. The Taoist priest gave an example: "The child in your womb is like the lotus of the same root, but it blooms into two flowers." It's like the twin trees, which are one, but they each hold up half the sky. It's rare, it's rare, it's rare in eternity. ”

Looking at the Taoist priest who was shaking his head, Yang Jin finally didn't hold back his complaining soul: "Master, popularize science: what you said is called identical twins, and the probability of its occurrence will be found by asking the professor at the medical university." ”

The Taoist priest was not embarrassed when he heard this, and immediately shook his head: "No, no, no, the fetus in Madame's womb is not an ordinary twin." There is a Tao that at the beginning of chaos, yin and yang have become pairs. Yang contains true yin, and yin has extreme yang. If yin and yang are combined, the world can be called the king. Madame and Mr. met me at this time, here, and now, and it was a matter of destiny and exquisiteness. ”

"Let's look at the location first. The Taoist priest pointed to his feet: "Li Bai Youyun: Creation Zhong Shenxiu, Yin and Yang cut the dawn." It will be the top of the mountain, and the mountains are small, and this is what I am talking about. This place definitely has a meaning. ”

Yang Jin immediately complained: "Daxian, that's what Du Fu said, not Li Bai." ”

Without any embarrassment on his face, the Taoist priest pointed out the pavilion again: "Please look at the time of day at this moment." ”

The two looked at each other, only to see that the sky and the earth were vast, bright and dark. The sun is thinning, and the sky is full of red clouds. In the eastern sky, you can already see the dark cyan night scene, and you can see a moon rising.

"Calculated by year, this is the end of the year, farewell to the old and welcome the new. By the day. At this time, yin and yang alternate. Everything turns. Madam. The child you carry is like the sun and the moon. The sun rises when the moon sets, and the moon shines at sunset. One yin and one yang, one day and one month, alternately rotated, the number of days. Of course, there are times when the sun and the moon shine together. If the sun and the moon are in the sky, it will shine brightly. "When the Taoist priest said these words. With one hand in his hand, the other one twisted his long beard, and his expression was also very solemn. If it weren't for the sloppy body, it would really have a bit of a fairy wind bone.

Yang Jin and his wife glanced at each other and said with a smile: "Then according to what you said, our family is a dragon and phoenix fetus of a man and a woman?"

The Taoist priest nodded: "It's okay to say that one man and one woman are good, and it's okay to say that they are the same person." But the words 'dragon and phoenix fetus' may not be worthy of this child. The so-called white clouds above the earthly world, the sky above the white clouds, the stars above the sky, and the sun and moon above the stars. This fetus. It is worthy of the words 'sun and moon god fetus'. ”

The couple were stunned by the serious Taoist priest, and then laughed together. Su Muhua snorted and laughed: "Haha." If it's really like you said, if you have a pair of children, I'm not happy to die, but although it's very good, I'm sorry, I checked, and there is only one fetus. Yang Jin was also happy: "No wonder so many old ladies have been fooled, you are so picky and good-looking, although I know that it is fake, I am a little happy." ”

The Taoist priest smiled slightly, and then said sternly: "But it's not all good. Although both mother and son can be safe, they are afraid that they will suffer the nightmarish of separation. ”

"Discrete Nightmare?" Yang Jin frowned, a little unhappy: "What do you mean?"

This means that although there are two lotuses in twins, you can only see one, and the other is absolutely invisible. Can't touch, can't touch, ethereal. ”

"Hey, what are you talking about!" Originally, I let this Taoist priest talk for a long time, just to hear some auspicious words. Yang Jin was angry: "Do you think it's almost too bad to fool us for a long time, and you want us to 'break the fortune and avoid disasters'?"

"Haha, this difficulty is fate, it can't be solved, it can't be solved!"

"You!" "You!" Yang Jin pulled his wife out and walked out: "Let's go, don't listen to his nonsense, cheat money." Let's go back and rest, lest he say anything unpleasant." ”

Su Muhua also agreed, and followed her husband back. But as they walked, the two of them heard the Taoist priest shouting from behind: "Sir, madam, although separation is a calamity, it is not a calamity. has a son who is on his knees, which is enough for the family. Another woman, when the earth-shaking catastrophe comes, she will naturally return, and she will return naturally......" With the unique echo effect of the fairy Buddha on TV, the voice of the Taoist priest came from afar.

Su Muhua couldn't help but look back, but saw that the glow of the western sky was just three points and one line with the pavilion. In the brilliant light, I couldn't see whether there were people or no people in the pavilion.

On the second day, the couple got up early and went to the Jade Emperor Dingri Peak to watch the sunrise of Mount Tai. The magnificent landscape swept away the unhappiness, and the two were immersed in the joy of travel, and neither of them took yesterday's events to heart. When I returned from traveling, I did what to do without disrupting any pace.

On December 25, according to the plan, Su Muhua inspected again. This time, she wanted to see if her child was a boy or a girl.

Because it is not an important inspection, and it is at the place of work, it is very convenient, so Su Muhua went to check it by himself. The little sister who did the examination was a newcomer, and based on the idea of cultivating a newcomer, she was just allowed to practice her hands. After fiddling with the B-ultrasound instrument for a long time, the little sister said in surprise: "Sister Su, congratulations, a boy and a girl are dragon and phoenix fetuses!"

"No way, only one child. Su Muhua's old god was here and said: "Look carefully, and distinguish between shadows and miscellaneous shapes." "Alas, young people, they are not careful in their work, they are frizzy, and they need more education.

The little sister let out an "oh", watched it for a long time, tinkered left and right for a long time, and said timidly: "Sister Su, why do I still look at the two children, is it broken - why don't you see for yourself?"

"Huh?" Su Muhua looked up at the display screen, suddenly his eyes widened, and after a moment of silence, he said nervously: "Quick, go, Director Xu will find it, hurry up!"

Ten minutes later, Director Xu, who was in his forties, rushed over. After Su Muhua became pregnant, she did all the examinations, she was a good person, capable, and very reliable. Director Xu stared at the screen for a long time, and said in amazement: "How could it be, wasn't it still one last time?" Muhua, the result this time seems to be - you are really pregnant with a dragon and phoenix fetus!" (to be continued......)