Early in the morning, Xiao Wei had already gotten up, and it was obvious that he hadn't slept well last night.

Since he met Mr. Bai, Xiao Wei has not slept well at night. At this time, Mr. Bai was standing next to him, his eyes were closed, as if he was asleep, the sleeping position of this thing has always been very peculiar, Xiao Wei is no longer strange, he can fall asleep standing like a horse.

"Well, please do something. Xiao Wei rubbed his eyes and said.

However, seeing that Mr. Bai did not react, Xiao Wei learned from Alalei to stab with a stick, the towering statue-like Mr. Bai.

"No!" Mr. Bai replied without flickering his eyes.

This voice is full of energy, immortalizing the yin and yang of the past.

"But I haven't said anything yet. "Xiao Wei is a little angry, numb, do you want to refuse so simply.

"Your tone of questioning must have something else, and it may be that there is something unspeakable to hide, so I will not be fooled when you beg me so lowly. If you think anything wrong about me, and I promise you, won't I suffer? Mr. Bai calmly analyzed.

In the eyes of the greedy, being too polite seems to have other intentions. Unexpectedly, whether it is human or not, the truth is universal. This Mr. Bai obviously didn't fit in, Xiao Wei's suddenly changed tone.

Xiao Wei's mouth was crooked, Mr. Bai is such an old monster, his head is so big, does his kind know.

If it's soft, it's not good, so you can only overlord make a bow.

"You think too much, yesterday a classmate in our class died, and I wanted to go to his funeral. Xiao Wei hurriedly explained, for fear that Mr. Bai's thoughts would deviate more and more.

"That has something to do with me. Mr. Bai said disdainfully, and finally opened his eyes, his expression extremely disregardful. For human feelings, he has no sense of existence except for a few people.

It's rare that Xiao Wei will take the initiative to beg Mr. Bai once, of course he wants to stink a little bit.

"The students who attend the funeral, they will bring their parents with them, and as you know, my situation is quite special, so. Xiao Wei said this, and his tone softened again.

"So what?" asked Mr. Bai impatiently.

"So, I want you to pretend to be my parent, you see that you have been raised in the fairy curtain for so long, it should be no problem to materialize for a while. Xiao Wei scratched his head and said.

Basically, everyone doesn't know Xiao Wei's background, and Xiao Wei has always been tight-lipped about the disappearance of his parents.

"Oh, and such a good thing?" Mr. Bai's originally stiff face instantly smiled.

Xiao Wei, this is the rhythm of renting him as a father.

"No, no, you may have misunderstood, you went there and said it was my uncle. Xiao Wei hurriedly corrected, he had already seen that Mr. Bai's bad water had seeped out of the corners of his eyes.

However, this Mr. Bai is at least tens of thousands of years older than himself, and it is not a loss to be an uncle for himself.

But Mr. Bai, a master who takes advantage of it, will certainly not agree to this once-in-a-millennium opportunity.

"No, if I want to go, I'll have to be your father. Mr. Bai said with a pout.

Is this hell swearing?

Xiao Wei was crazy in an instant, he didn't take such a sitting price, although his father was not around, how could there be a reason to recognize his father casually, which made Xiao Wei's mother know, and he didn't discount his legs.

There was silence for a long time.

"People are raised by their parents, can you understand the sadness of a friend's death?" Xiao Wei said suddenly sadly.

The tone slowly became low, as if he was about to shed tears in the next second, hoping that his words could impress this old monster who does not eat fireworks in the world. But seeing that Mr. Bai didn't feel cold at all, he looked at Xiao Wei at this time with an expression like seeing a fool.

Please! Xiao Wei is very sad in his heart now.

"I haven't had relatives or friends die for tens of thousands of years, and I don't understand your feelings at all, and besides, I didn't give birth, I hatched. ”

Xiao Wei opened his mouth wide, he had nothing to say, and he was really an egg floating, and he was shocked in an instant.

"Well, okay, daddy, daddy. I said in advance, the relationship between the two of us is just in name, and after attending the funeral, this relationship will be automatically dissolved. Xiao Wei finally endured and said patiently.

At this time, a certain mother must be somewhere 10,000 kilometers away, sneezing incessantly.

"You're thinking beautifully. Half-sized, eat Lao Tzu to death, want me to be your father for the rest of your life?" Mr. Bai got cheap and said obediently.

"I'm special. He was also drunk, Xiao Wei was speechless, but he did not continue to resist.

After all, there are requests for others, and they are soft.

"Strange how you are so obedient today. "Now Mr. Bai is not calm.

This baby can't have suffered some blows, right? He has been raising the bar like this, and today is so different, Mr. Bai is still a little uncomfortable.

"I don't have many friends, he was my best classmate, but he died because of field training, and I couldn't help but send him off and see him one last time. Xiao Wei muttered to himself.

An old monster like Mr. Bai who can't die a relative in 10,000 years, if he doesn't explain it to him clearly, it is difficult for him to understand the pain of human life and death.

"What's your classmate's name? Mr. Bai listened, but his heart was inexplicably moved, since he came to this world, Mr. Bai suddenly liked the feeling of human bondage.

"His name is Zhen Dunshi. Xiao Wei said truthfully.

"Well, your classmate must be very fat. Mr. Bai asked in a slow tone.

Mr. Bai sighed in his heart, is it so casual for human beings to choose names.

"It's okay, it's less limited than Sikong Jian. Xiao Wei told the truth.

Xiao Wei also saw that Mr. Bai was secretly laughing at the name. However, people call it this name, and there is no way. Mr. Bai couldn't hold back his laughter at this time, which was already commendable.

Actually, Xiao Wei didn't finish speaking, there are a total of seven brothers in the Stocky family, each of whom is five big and three thick.

"Can I laugh for a while?" said Mr. Bai, clutching his stomach.

Xiao Wei was very depressed.

"Laugh at your sister!Everyone is dead, can you respect the dead!" Xiao Wei reprimanded angrily.

"Good!" said Mr. Bai as he covered his mouth.

How should Xiao Wei explain to Mr. Bai what it means to make the deceased great.

"Don't laugh, we're going to a funeral, and if you laugh there, I'll die of shame. ”

However, the more persuasive, the more cheerful Mr. Bai laughed. Being a father and going to a real funeral, how can it sound like a joke.

"If you don't call first, I'll listen. In case it doesn't look like it, don't show you the stuffing. Mr. Bai said with tears in his eyes.

"You're enough!"

"Shouldn't you practice in advance?" asked Mr. Bai with a pretended innocent face.

Practice your sister, this is obviously trying to take advantage of it in advance!

"Love to go, don't go!" Xiao Wei was really in a hurry.

After that, Xiao Wei wanted to forcibly stuff Mr. Bai back into the fairy curtain.

"Don't, I was wrong. Mr. Bai was already laughing and tearing up.

Although, in this world, in a cruel environment, it is very normal for cultivation to have accidents and die or something. Mr. Bai can and cannot be allowed to blaspheme like this, especially his friends.

The sky was getting brighter, and Xiao Wei explained to Mr. Bai some matters that should be paid attention to at the funeral, and Mr. Bai nodded yes or not, which was confused.

As soon as the two of them walked into the funeral scene, they heard someone behind them called Xiao Wei.

"Hey, who is this, this is not our former top student, classmate Xiao Wei!"

This voice was extremely harsh, like a eunuch coming out of the palace, and when he heard it, it was provocative, making people want to go up and beat him.

"Is barium rich?" Xiao Wei asked curiously.

This guy doesn't know Zhen Dunshi, why did he come to his funeral.

Barium Youqian just wanted to continue to mock a few words, but at a glance he caught a glimpse of Mr. Bai standing behind Xiao Wei with a tall and majestic image and an extremely glorious image.

"Yo, who is this?" asked Barium Rich vigilantly.

Xiao Wei was speechless, although Mr. Bai was invited by himself to pretend to be a father, but it was still very difficult to really say the word father from his own mouth.

"He'......"

"I'm his father!" Mr. Bai replied unceremoniously.

At this time, in Xiao Wei's heart, there were already 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past! However, what can be done, the father he invited has to admit it with tears.