Chapter 570: Monk's Words and Words
Who knew that the bald monk known as the Zen master, after hearing this, although the anger on his face disappeared a lot, it was quickly replaced by confusion. "Why is the emphasis on 'two', and the male Western magician is 'unlucky'?"
Except for the bald head and the man wearing Taoist robes, all of them had strange faces when they heard such puzzled words. In the end, the man explained with an embarrassed face: "The meaning of 'two rooms' is that you can't have the same room." For men, of course, this is the most 'unlucky' thing. ”
"If you can't 'have sex', how can you be unlucky for a man?" Who ever thought that the bald Zen master was a dead man, and he would never give up if he didn't break the casserole and ask the end.
Suddenly, the faces of the people around him became even more strange. A lot of people look like they're laughing out loud. If it weren't for the supernatural martial arts status of Baochan Temple, then I'm afraid there would have been laughter again.
The most painful thing is the one who helps. "I'm his grandmother's, how can I explain it? Alas, I also blame my mouth. What kind of affairs are you going to do with these bald donkeys who are young monks and don't understand human affairs?" Of course, this person only dared to muttered like this in his heart, but on the surface, he had to pretend to be "I am helpless to the point of speechlessness".
There are already many people who are kind enough to give advice to that person in their hearts. "Hehe, it's not easy, each of these Zen masters is equipped with a charming nun. Soon, they will naturally learn the joy of 'having sex together'. ”
If these young "monks" of Baochan Temple knew the dirty thoughts in the hearts of those people at this moment, then I wonder if they would fight very unvividly?
Although the young Zen master, who was extremely curious, could not read the thoughts of the people, he could detect the strangeness of the expressions of many people. He frowned and thought about it, and then suddenly realized: "Oh, I know the crux of the matter! Let me ask you how you knew she was his 'wife'." ”
Although the bald monk was vague, thanks to the help of the word "wife", everyone still figured out who "she" and "he" were referring to.
"Why is it always me who is unlucky!" The one who helped screamed in his heart, and then explained with a bitter face: "Master, didn't you see the affection of the little couple just now?"
"Could it be that the two of them must be affectionate?" the young Zen master retorted disappreciatively, "Didn't you get intimate with your mother when you were a child?" I just watched him being pulled upstairs by her ears (this picture is indeed very similar to the scene of a naughty child being taught by his mother to go home for dinner). Could it be that when you were young, your mother or your wife couldn't do it?"
Except for a few people from the Baochan Temple and the Xiaoyao Sect, the others finally couldn't help but laugh out loud anymore. Not to mention, the ideas of these outsiders who don't understand personnel are really very, very "cute"!
Of course, there is one exception, and that is the one who is confronted by a simple young Zen master. At that time, he was so embarrassed that his face was blue and white for a while, and he was completely speechless.
The cheerful atmosphere created by the young disciples of the Ten Sects chattering about unrelated topics was actually related to their extremely relaxed mood at this time. After seeing the two Western magicians walk up to the second floor, their originally extremely nervous mood instantly relaxed.
After a burst of laughter, the young disciples of these ten major sects ate and ate and set a room. Some people who have nowhere to sit simply eat on the floor. Although the middle-aged shopkeeper repeatedly greeted: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! The shop is small and small, so the guest rooms are long gone." "However, the young disciples of the Ten Great Sects showed no signs of leaving. If you don't book a room, you wipe your mouth and just lie on the ground and don't leave.
"Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen. You can't do that, it will affect the business of the small shop very much. Please, guest officers, it's okay, or find one elsewhere?" When the middle-aged shopkeeper saw this, he immediately begged bitterly. "Rough"? Middle-aged stores don't dare. Because, he could see at a glance that none of the people gathered here could afford to be offended by his own small businessman.
"Aren't you afraid that this will affect your business?" asked one of them immediately disapprovingly.
"Yes, yes, yes. You are poor and pitiful, 'there is an old, there is a small one', this small business, life is really not easy...... "The only thing the middle-aged store can do now is to play the "sadness" card.
"Oh, here you go!" said the disapproving, tossing a silver ingot.
The middle-aged shopkeeper hurriedly stretched out his hand to take it, and then he was stunned on the spot, looking a little overwhelmed.
"We're sitting here as if we're staying in a hotel!" said the man, with a proud expression.
"Guest officer, even if you live in a hotel, you can't use this lot of silver. "The middle-aged store is honest.
"The excess, it should be treated as a tip. ”
When the middle-aged shopkeeper heard this, he immediately smiled all over his face. "Thank you. The little one will bring you two quilts now. ”
"No need! It's a little cold, I haven't paid attention to it yet. ”
"Yes, yes, yes......" The middle-aged shopkeeper hurriedly smiled and said in a resigned manner.
The people gathered here are all children of famous families, and naturally no one is willing to do anything to oppress the weak shopkeepers. Therefore, as soon as the precedent was set, those who had already eaten it all followed suit. For a while, I couldn't make the middle-aged shopkeeper happy.
"Wowhaha, wowhaha, I'm rich now! I'm rich now!" The middle-aged shopkeeper was ecstatic in his heart, and at the same time, he simply removed all the tables and stools in the hall.
Because of the good mood, the middle-aged shopkeeper also kindly "rewarded" all the leftovers to the group of imposing beggars at the door.
Who knows, the group of beggars not only did not appreciate it, but also replied eloquently: "Gentlemen don't eat the food that comes from the mouth!"
"Do you like to eat!" the middle-aged shopkeeper replied angrily, and then turned back to the store. But at this moment, there was a sound of footsteps in my ears.
"Shopkeeper, bring us a table of good food and drink!"
As soon as the middle-aged shopkeeper turned around, he saw a large group of beggars at the door walking in in a cluster, and after being shocked, he quickly stretched out his hands to stop him desperately, and asked anxiously: "You, do you want to do it?"