Chapter 445: Knock on your pants
When I came to the "Hall of Heroes" in Dayuan Lake, it was getting late, and Wu Bi looked at the three characters on the plaque, and felt a little ironic for no reason - is every lake has such a Hall of Heroes?
Tong Sledgehammer walked into the hall with Wu Bi, and the bandits gathered more and more, and the hammers of different sizes reflected the light on their waists and backs, which was also quite imposing—they all heard that there were guests in Dayuan Lake, so they came back to take a look.
When they saw Wu Bi's shocked face, some of the bandits smiled lewdly, and some gritted their teeth and were jealous...... Wu Bi had no doubt that as long as Tong Da Hammer gave an order, there would be hundreds of iron hammers thrown in his face.
"Brother Dog, this is all the elites of our Great Round Lake. Tong Dazhui didn't intend to interrogate Wu Bi from the brothers, and generously introduced, "I don't know what the brothers need? women, food, and wine? ”
When the bandits heard Tong Sledgehammer say this, they retreated a little - since the hammer master had not shown his appearance for the time being, it was naturally not good for them to show their fangs now.
"No, no, the hammer master and I have three hammer friends, how can you be so polite?" Wu Bi smiled, "Tea is good." ”
As soon as these words came out, the bandits in the hall talked a lot, and some of the elites who knew the situation at that time said that Wu Bi had carried the hammer three times before, and the bandits took a step back - they could block it three times, and they could already be regarded as immortals.
"Since Brother Goudan said you're welcome, then I'm better to be respectful than to obey my fate, do you want to save even the tea?" Tong Dazhui laughed.
Wu Bi knew that Tong Da Hammer was an urgent child, but he didn't expect to be in such a hurry - he didn't have time to drink saliva, so he wanted to know if he could help him improve his strength?
Seeing that Wu Bi didn't speak, Tong Dazhui asked, "I wonder if you can show your spells now, so that the brothers of Dayuan Lake can open their eyes?"
"Well, it's not that I don't want to show it, it's just that the hammer master's three hammers are hard enough, and the little brother hasn't been breathed until now......" Wu Bi spread his hands and said, "Or let me breathe for a while and give it a try?"
Wu Bi wanted to buy some time, because if he wanted to pretend to be a bandit friend and take a spin in Bafang Lake, in addition to changing his appearance, he also needed to have a hammer of about the same size......
At this moment, Da Mo in the Xiao Liang Dynasty was under Xiao Lu's control, frantically picking up Wu Bi's armory, looking for a hammer that looked similar to the bandits of Dayuan Lake, and not far from the cave, there stood a suffocating fox and a somewhat boring rice tank.
"What are you looking for?" Fox Lai knew that Da Mo was controlled by Wu Bi, and was asking Wu Bi directly at this time.
"Meow. The rice bowl also meowed, although Da Mo didn't understand, but he could guess that the kitten wanted to ask where Wu Bi put the cat stick.
Da Mo couldn't speak, so Wu Bi could only let him use one hand to make a circle, which meant that he was turning over the hammer.
"I don't know what you're talking about, you can be clear, and we'll help you find it together. The fox said but didn't go into the hole, "What the hell is in this hole, I've always wanted to know, why does it stink so much?"
In addition to the weapons that Wu Bi brought from the Great Liang Dynasty in the cave, of course, there was also the very smelly clothes, so this cave has not been treated by the fox and the rice jar......
It is also for this reason that the things in the cave will not be disturbed by them, and they will be peaceful.
"What the hell is going on up there, can you let me out and see?" the fox came to twitter, chewing a piece of jerky in his mouth, "Forget it, you better don't let me go up, just look at your appearance, there must be nothing good, let's wait until it's safe......"
Wu Bi didn't have time to pay attention to him, so he rummaged through Da Mo - fortunately, Da Mo had six hands, and he was quick enough to find it.
These all happened in Xiao Liang Chaozhong, of course Tong Da Hammer and the others didn't know, and when they heard Wu Bi say that they needed to breathe for a while, they nodded with a smile and said, "Of course you can, of course you can...... It's only a quarter of an hour, how about it? I don't need to adjust to Lingyuan Quanfu, I can give it a try......
After speaking, Tong Sledgehammer was not enough: "At that time, I will be from the warehouse of the Great Round Lake...... Pick a few ginseng fruits with your own hands to rejuvenate the dogan brothers......"
Wu Bi almost laughed when he heard this-this boy sledgehammer is too picky, if he is sincere, shouldn't he give some ginseng fruit now to help him recuperate?
"Then thank you Lord ......Hammer," Wu Biyi arched his hand, "I don't know if there is a quiet room here......?"
"Don't talk nonsense!" Since the leper man returned to the Hero Hall, he had been standing behind Tong Dazhui, waiting impatiently for a long time, not wanting to see Wu Bi delay.
As he spoke, the leper man took out the hammer on his waist, held it in his hand, and shouted: "You little boy, don't toast or eat and drink! Now that you're on the territory of our Dayuan Lake, don't push back, can you be happy!"
"Hey, old Lai, how can you speak? Don't let An Xin Daxian see our big round lake clearly. Tong Da Hammer reprimanded the leper man, although his voice was angry, but he was not too harsh - according to Wu Bi, this hammer master really wanted to cover up......
After carrying him three times, maybe he felt a little sorry for his talents, but more importantly, he still wanted to see what "benefits" he could bring him.
"Then it is better to be respectful than to obey. Wu Bi glanced at the leper meaningfully, sat down cross-legged and pretended to breathe.
Helplessly, Wu Bi had no spirit yuan, so he breathed quietly, as if even the breathing of the bandits in the hall could be heard.
"Is this going to work? It's not fooling us, is it?" "Yes, why don't you have any spirit yuan at all?
The bandits waited for a while, and they were already talking, and began to question Wu Bi's strength, among which of course the leper man shouted the loudest: "If it's really as magical as Jin Lao Liu said, maybe you can still have a way to live...... If you were entertaining your fathers, I would have crushed you into a pulp!"
Saying that, the leper man is already with a hammer in his hand, and as long as the hammer master shouts, he will form a formation with his cronies to repair Wu Bi - even if you are a boy who is at ease with the great immortal, in the realm of Bafang Lake, the leper man's self-confidence is ready to explode at any time.
Wu Bi sat quietly, as if he had been transformed into a clay sculpture, and the leper stood behind Tong Da Hammer, playing with the hammer in his hand......
I don't know what second in the "quarter of an hour", the leper suddenly felt blessed to his heart, and then, in the Hall of Heroes, there was a scene that made all the bandits of the Great Round Lake lose their big teeth......
The leper man didn't know whether his hand slipped or what, but he suddenly raised the hammer in his hand and struck it on Tong Sledgehammer's ass ten times in a row, and the sound was very harsh in the silent hall of heroes, and naturally attracted everyone's attention.
I saw that after ten strokes, Tong Dazhui's pants were knocked to pieces, and the exposed part slowly showed a purple color; Tong Dazhui was also taken aback, turned around and stared at the leper for a second, twisted his body slightly, and sat him to death.
At the same time, all the bandits in the hall drew their hammers from their waists, but they didn't know who to hit them, and after the sound of broken bones and tendons, everyone looked at the middle of the hero hall, and the boy under the seat of the Anxin Great Immortal was already gone.