There is Ming'er over there to proof, the snow fairy's eyes are bright and bright, and she praises the girl in her heart, the chick is so smart, why didn't I think of this good way.

But for her, it doesn't matter if she doesn't think of a solution, it's just a matter of finding a solution.

Gong Shaoxue picked up Neidan and looked at Mu Jinyun with a smile.

Mu Jinyun's belly had already turned over the river and the sea, and seeing that his daughter-in-law was also going to have bad intentions, he hurriedly spoke out to stop it.

Before he could speak, Gong Shaoxue hurriedly said: "Husband, this rare delicacy, my daughter is filial and can't bear to eat it, how can the concubine be behind, let her husband enjoy it alone!"

With that, he stuffed the Neidan in his hand into Mu Jinyun's mouth.

The Tiger King watched from the sidelines, and was immediately moved, and couldn't help but praise: "Brother Dao is so blessed, your lady and young lady are really homely, what are they so thick?"

Mu Jinyun said angrily: "Renhou,"

The Tiger King struck the knot and said: "Yes, the house is kind-hearted, Brother Dao really learns that, learns that, it's very deep!"

Mu Jinyun was depressed, and there was nowhere to vent, so he couldn't help but scold in his heart: "Your grandmother's talent is quite deep!"

The guests and hosts continued to drink and eat vegetables, and Mu Jinyun and others picked up those fruits to eat.

The demons do not doubt him, they all think that people are highly cultivated, and they disdain to eat these ordinary meats.

No one paid any attention to them anymore, they were all munching on the case, and they were picking on the meat to gnaw.

Mu Jinyun saw the sweetness of everyone's eating, and couldn't help but be curious, as for it, the mouths of people who ate one by one were full of blood, is it so delicious, or else, I'll also try it?

As soon as he thought of it, he reached out and picked up something like a heart, and opened his mouth to send it to his mouth.

Gong Shaoxue's hands were quick, snatched it down, threw it back on the plate, glared at him viciously with his eyes, and threatened in a low voice: "If you dare to eat raw meat, in the future, you are not allowed to kiss me again!"

Ming'er also said: "Don't kiss me anymore!"

Mu Jinyun's ambition has not been rewarded, so he can only give up.

Fortunately, the demons were eating happily at the moment, and no one noticed this unexpected episode.

After eating and drinking for a while, the demons began to fight with each other, and many demons came to Mu Jinyun's table to toast with wine glasses.

With Mu Jinyun's existing physique, of course, the one who came did not refuse, the cup came to toast, and the cup came to dry.

In the end, everyone felt that drinking in a cup was really unpleasant, and they all changed to a large bowl.

Mu Jinyun also came to be interested, holding the wine jar, holding the sea bowl, and returning the salute from table to table.

The atmosphere is quite warm, but it's a pity that this kind of wine is poured down by such a group of tasteless guys, like a donkey drinking, which is really a bad scenery.

The demons felt that he was approachable, and he had the same taste as everyone, but it was a typical style of my demons, and for a while, he was a lot closer to Mu Jinyun.

The bowls in the hall came and went, and the demons ate and drank heavily, shouting five and drinking, and swearing one after another, all of which were full of ugliness.

Gong Shaoxue regrets it now, so she shouldn't agree to Mu Jinyun to participate in this poetry club, she feels that this guy is a little bit exposed.

Seeing that Mu Jinyun's style doesn't seem to be fake, I can't help but think, is this considered a true character?

After everyone was lively for a while, the Tiger King clapped his hands, asked everyone to be quiet, and said to everyone with a smile: "Fellow Daoists, can you have fun?"

The bottom shouted loudly: "Happy, happy, thank you Brother Tiger for your hospitality, I'm very happy!"

The Tiger King waved his hand and said loudly: "Okay, since everyone is already happy, then let's start composing poems to help the fun, let's drink while making poems, everyone says okay?"

"Good!" all the demons shouted in unison, cheering, and all of them returned to their seats, and one by one they gathered their intestines and scraped their stomachs, ready to start chanting poems against each other.

After the Tiger King waited for everyone to sit down, he continued: "I want to set up a topic for today's poem. ”

The demons hurriedly asked, "Brother Tiger, please say, what topic do you want to set up?"

King Tiger smiled: "First of all, this poem needs to rhyme, and secondly, you need to bring out your own surname in the poem, and other Lao Tzu hasn't remembered it yet, so let's do it first!"

All the demons echoed together, and one demon stood up and asked, "Brother Tiger, who will start first?"

The Tiger King patted his chest and said proudly: "Lao Tzu will come first, I will throw something to lure you out!"

All the demons applauded, only to see the tiger king holding his chin and pondering for a while, then slapped the table, stood up with a wine bowl, and read aloud: "I am the emperor of the tiger, with the king printed on my head, whoever wants to pee on me, I will call whoever dies!"

The hall was thunderous, with cheers and slaps, and all kinds of flattery from the demons were endless!

Mu Jinyun looked at the Tiger King dumbfounded, and his heart was a little broken, what kind of bullshit poetry is this, the level of limerick poetry is not counted.

Let the Tiger King stir up like this, the quatrain that he finally remembered was forgotten now.

This guy has been struggling just now, why, because he doesn't like to study when he is a child, and he is most annoyed by memorizing textbooks.

Mu Jinyun's science grades are still good, but the liberal arts are not very good, and in the liberal arts, the composition is okay, but the results of the memorization class are always a mess.

The reason is the same, he is really lazy, you let him recite Tang poems, Song words, English words, it is more uncomfortable than asking him to die.

From childhood to adulthood, Jiao Ziyan, the leader of the two-person study group, struggled with her brains and tried her best because of this matter.

Whether it is reasoning with facts, or coercion and temptation, or even putting one's own body into it, it is all to no avail, and in the end I can only give up with hatred.

Since then, he has broken the jar and broken it, making it more difficult for him to recite a textbook than climbing to the sky.

Mu Jinyun just now was in contemplation, trying to find a few poems that he had memorized, even if it wasn't in a poem, he could put it together by himself, make do with it, piece it together a poem, and deal with the past scene, it's okay.

There seem to be two sentences, the apes on both sides of the strait can't stop crying, and the spring breeze does not pass the Yumen Pass, which can be counted as two sentences, and there are still two sentences missing.

The bright moonlight in front of the window, two pairs of shoes on the ground, no, this is five words, and you have to think of six words, oops, this is difficult, Lao Tzu's inventory is really not much!

When he was trying to remember, Leng Buding heard the masterpiece of the Tiger King and was immediately shocked!

I want to make this kind of poem, this, this Lao Tzu is even worse, how can I do limerick poetry, and I have to bring out the surname, I definitely can't handle this thing.

The Tiger King threw bricks and jade, and immediately a fat big-eared pig demon stood up and made a circle at everyone: "Everyone, everyone, Brother Tiger has already thrown it, and I don't want to throw it, please try it!"

All the demons applauded in unison, and the pig demon shook his head and said: "Listen up, my name is a pig, fat and fat like a pig, whoever doesn't want to bird me, he is also a pig!"

"Okay!" was another cheer, and the big-eared pig demon was triumphant, drank all the wine in the bowl, and then showed the empty bowl, shook it in front of everyone, and then sat down contentedly.

Mu Jinyun looked at the snow fairy with inquiring eyes, which meant to say, "Do you have any big work, quickly hand me a small note." ”

Gong Shaoxue shook her head firmly, and clearly hinted at him, "I'm sorry, I don't have a problem, you can figure it out yourself!"

At this time, a bull demon stood up again, grinned widely, and recited his masterpiece there, "I am a cow, strong and brute like a cow, whoever wants to dick me, I will follow whoever is a cow." ”

There was another cheer, and after the demons finished praising each other, they all set their eyes on Mu Jinyun.

The Tiger King opened his mouth and said with a smile: "Brother Dao, what great thing do you have, a few of us will throw it first, just wait for you to throw it!"

Mu Jinyun scolded secretly: "I'll throw you an eggplant, are you, and you're still soaking." ”

But this level must be passed, but this impromptu limerick is really not good at it.

I was dumbfounded for a while, sitting there with a red face and a thick neck, I opened my mouth a few times, but I didn't say anything, I could only hold the wine bowl and be stunned.

Seeing that he was speechless, the demons whispered and discussed, and some demons secretly said: "This sheep senior, maybe he has no knowledge, he came here to cheat and cheat..."

Some cold words angered the children's shoes, this girl has good ears, and when she heard that these hairy beasts dared to belittle her father, she immediately quit.

She is really knowledgeable, not a derogatory term, but an affirmative word, the little girl has swallowed a large number of ghosts, obtained countless thoughts, and is very knowledgeable, what is a limerick poem.

Slapping the table, Xiao Ming'er stood up and said loudly: "My father has been unwell for the past two days, and his thoughts are blocked for a while, I will compose poems for my father, and you all listen carefully." ”

All the demons hurriedly applauded in unison, and they all listened attentively with their ears propped up, only to see Ming'er say loudly: "The girl is famous, swinging her tail upward, all the demon friends here, I am your wife!"

As soon as the masterpiece came out, it immediately won a full house, and all the demons praised each other, saying that this poem is really good, too bold.

Some people may say, why is it his mother who scolds people, and the demons are not only not angry, but also cheering there, which is not logical.

This is related to the habits of the demon, the demon world pays attention to the strong and respects, and does not judge the young and the old by age.

If you are a demon king cultivator, even if the little demon at the bottom lives longer than you, you have to be honored as an ancestor!

In the minds of the demons, Ming'er is at least an eleventh-level demon, and there are no demons above the ninth level here, what's wrong with your mother, I didn't say it was your grandmother, even if it was very polite.

With the girl as the foundation, Mu Jinyun didn't panic in her heart, and she thought for a while, so she remembered the last two sentences, and stood up with a wine bowl.

"Everyone, I just wrote a poem, although it doesn't agree with the topic of Hu Daoyou, but it is very suitable for today's meeting, I don't know if you want to hear it?"

All the demons shouted in unison, Mu Jinyun shook his head and chanted: "The apes on both sides of the strait can't stop crying, the spring breeze does not pass the Yumen Pass, persuade the monarch to drink a bowl of wine, it is suspected that the Milky Way has fallen for nine days." ”

The demons forgot to applaud for a moment, and looked at the eyes of the sheep seniors, all of them looked up at the mountains, and after being stunned for a long time, the hall was full of applause, although everyone didn't understand what these four sentences meant, of course, Mu Jinyun didn't understand either.