Chapter 56: I'm going to be presumptuous

"Forget it, there are a lot of them, and the heroes don't suffer immediate losses, so let's bear this breath today!" Su Mo hurriedly persuaded again.

"That's not good, who said I'm just your fake boyfriend, but I can't let you suffer this grievance!" Wang Xiaoyana patted his chest and went out.

Next to the stairs leading to the second floor on the first floor is the bathroom, and Wang Xiaoyana happened to see the scolding strong man just now walking in, so he followed up directly.

The strong man snorted a cigarette, spread his legs, and aimed it at the urinal and released it with a bang.

Although he was a little drunk, Wang Xiaoyana kept the precautions of possession in mind, and he directly found a squatting position, plugged in the latch of the baffle, and waited quietly - he didn't want to clean up the aftermath for that guy.

Hearing that the strong man had solved it and washed his hands again, Wang Xiaoyana had a thought and instantly attached to his body.

The "strong man" went straight to the second floor, pushed open the door of the private room, and apologized to Su Mo repeatedly: "I'm sorry! I was not good just now, I shouldn't have run the train with my mouth full-"

"Alright, let's get out!" Su Mo's anger subsided slightly.

She was inexplicably surprised: I didn't expect Wang Xiaoyana to really let this big guy come over and apologize to himself, how did he do it?

"No, you haven't said to forgive me yet!" With the soul of Wang Xiaoyana who was drunk, he just thought it was fun, anyway, it was to make Su Mo happy, he simply controlled the strong man's body and made him kneel down with a "plop", "If you don't forgive me, I won't get up!"

"Okay, okay, I forgive you! Let's go!" Su Mo couldn't stand this, waved his hand again and again, and motioned for him to go out.

The "strong man" got up, walked backwards to the door, nodded respectfully, retreated to the door, and carefully closed the door.

It is said that the female doctor is the extermination master, since Su Mo was studying for a doctorate, no man has been willing to coax her as a little girl like this - this Wang Xiaoyana is quite tricky.

A bad breath finally came out, Su Mo was happy.

......

Hot shabu-shabu mutton, spicy liquor, Wang Xiaoyana and Su Mo feast.

If they are borrowing wine to drown their sorrows in a Western restaurant, here, they are completely looking for fun.

Talking about each other's past troubles, scolding the injustices they have encountered, commenting on the world, and swearing words that usually can't open their mouths, I feel hearty.

Three bottles of liquor are in the stomach, and the two have become full drunkards.

By the time they settled the bill and staggered downstairs, it was already past four o'clock in the afternoon. The full house was empty, and only the waiters were cleaning up the messy scene.

"Don't take a taxi, I want to vomit when I see a car, let's go, let's go!" Su Mo grabbed Wang Xiaoyana's arm, and his image was completely gone.

Wang Xiaoyana looked at her drunken eyes and said, "Yes, yes." ”

The two of them walked leisurely for dozens of minutes, but they only reached the central square of Qianshui City, and they were not even a tenth of the distance to the university town.

"I'm tired, rest for a while!" Su Mo pulled Wang Xiaoyana to the bench in the square, sat down, and tilted his head into his arms.

"Hinayana Brotherhood, do you think that the two of us are considered a real couple when we look like this?"

"No, people, people will only think that we are two drunkards!"

"Haha, drunkards are drunkards, I've never lived so presumptuously, it's so happy!" Su Mo said, suddenly looking up to the sky and shouting, "Ahhhh

"Everybody's looking at you!" Wang reminded her.

"Just look, it's not that no one looks when I'm not drunk, especially those old men, specially, like a baby seeing his mother, looking at people's chests!"

Hearing Su Mo say this, Wang Xiaoyana suddenly felt that his subordinates were soft and huge—I don't know when, his hand had inadvertently pressed on Su Mo's chest who was lying on his back in his arms.

"Oh, I'm sorry!" Wang Xiaoyan hurriedly removed his hand.

"What's wrong?" was too drunk and reacted very slowly, and Su Mo didn't feel anything wrong at all.

"It's fine. I、Let's rest for a while or take a taxi back." Wang Xiaoyana shook his head, forcing himself to be sober, and if he continued to mess around with her, there might not be any chaos.

"Hmm. Su Mo's eyelids had already begun to fight, and his head was drilling in Wang Xiaoyanada's arms, trying to find a comfortable place to sleep.

"Quick, sit up," Wang Xiaocheng hurriedly pushed her up, "I can't sleep, the wind blows, I catch a cold!"

"Hey——! ha——!" Su Mo sat up with a strong spirit, and punched again and again, as if to drive away the sleepiness, and suddenly, her eyes were attracted by the two women who were fighting not far away.

"Do you want to be ashamed, you are young, you can't find any man, you have to find someone's husband!" a middle-aged woman grabbed the hair of a beautiful junior in her twenties and scolded.

"I don't have the ability to control my husband, but I blame others!" The junior was not polite, and he also pulled the middle-aged woman's hair tightly.

When they were scuffling together, a middle-aged man rushed over, kicked the middle-aged woman away, and scolded: "Who asked you to come over, why should you be embarrassed by Lao Tzu! Get out of the house immediately, believe it or not, I will divorce you immediately, the family property is all earned by Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu will let you leave the house!"

The middle-aged woman was so frightened by this passage that she got up from the ground and glared at the man with red eyes, but she didn't dare to scold again.

"How are you, did it hurt you?" the middle-aged man turned to reassure the mistress.

Xiao San looked at the middle-aged woman proudly and said, "Honey, I just saw a bag, you go buy it for me!"

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"I'm mad, I'm angry!" Su Mo struggled to sit up, "I'm going to fight this scumbag!"

"You close your eyes and count to twenty, and I will have a way to get this man to blow the mistress away, and then follow his wife home. Wang Xiaoyana was also angry.

"Liar!" Su Mo didn't believe it, but he still closed his eyes, and there were words in his mouth, "One, two, three......"

The next moment, Wang Xiaoyana locked onto the middle-aged man, and his soul attached to his body.

After the "middle-aged man's" body trembled slightly, he suddenly leaned into Xiao San's ear and said: "Little goblin, don't be complacent, when Lao Tzu gets tired of playing with you, you will have the same ending as this yellow-faced woman!"

Xiao San was stunned for a moment, and said suspiciously: "What did you say?"

"Don't blame me for being cruel, I'm in a bad mood right now," the "middle-aged man" still lowered his voice and said, "I just had a check-up, and I just found out that I have that Ai or something—"

Before the "middle-aged man" finished speaking, Xiao San's face had changed, and he glared at him like a monster.

"Look at what, you can't run away! I don't believe you go to check and check, when I was with you these days, Lao Tzu deliberately didn't take safety measures!" Wang Xiaoyana quickly ended his possession after saying this.

He knew that if it ended a little later, the slap on the man's face would hurt him!