"Because, in the whole world, only I, Yang Xiaobao, can meet her Chen Yuhuan's 80 cm mate selection requirements. ”

"Therefore, in this life, I, Yang Xiaobao, will sleep with her, her, press her, her, and even love Chen Yuhuan. ”

"Old man Yang... Although your ability in that area is gifted and different from ordinary people, in my Yang Xiaobao's opinion, it is no different from scum. ”

"Moreover, you are still guilty of peach blossoms, and you owe love debts... In this life, you old man Yang can only marry one woman, and you can only do that kind of thing with that woman. ”

"Now, that woman has been killed by your old man Yang. ”

"Therefore, your old man Yang has no relationship with love, no connection with love, and no relationship with sex in this life, and is destined to be lonely for a lifetime. ”

"I, Yang Xiaobao, am here to advise you... Old man Yang, it's not your fault that you're ugly, your old brother has been holding back for you for decades, and it's not your fault that you have prostatitis and urethritis. ”

"But if you old man Yang come out disgusting, harming people, and scaring people, it will be too sinful, and the crime will be extremely evil, and it will be your old man Yang's own fault. ”

"All of this is the will of heaven, the will of heaven cannot be violated, if you old man Yang dare to disobey it, go against the sky. ”

"Bi will step into your brother, a difficult brother, who has sympathy for the same disease, and the footsteps of the seed brother are exhausted and the lamp is dry, and the people are prosperous, and they will definitely die. ”

"But I, Yang Xiaobao, am compassionate, bodhisattva-hearted, and happy to help others, so I can be merciful and point out to you, old man Yang. ”

"As a man, it is understandable and natural to have physical needs. ”

"Inflatable wow wow, magic cup, all kinds of props, not desirable, not usable, bang! bang, bang, sad and hurtful..."

"Occasionally, watch a movie, masturbate, fast gunner, cool flying sky, both pleasant, happy like a fairy..."

At this moment, he Yang Xiaobao, a fairy wind bone, is unfathomable, and he is like a spirit pointing at the country.

But his mouth is like a river, his mouth is full of chapters, obscene poems are opposed, his words are not shocking and endless, and he is scared to death and does not pay for his life.

It's simply, an old driver who can be called an old driver, a super bomber among fighters, forced to possess the body, and a desperate appearance.

He Yang Xiaobao, those eyes that seem to be able to see through everything in the world, the warmth and coldness of the world, the truth and falsehood, the good and the evil and the ugly.

It is to look at him Yang Youfu and point at him Yang Fugui.

As soon as he said this, everyone present.

I couldn't help but gasp, frightened, surprised, silent, and honestly afraid.

Among all the people present, except for her Li Aihua, Qian Qianqian.

I don't know, he Yang Youfu is outside of Yang Fugui's situation.

Everyone else, almost everyone knows it.

all know that his village party secretary Yang Youfu and village head Yang Fugui.

It's that talent, different from ordinary people.

In Yangjia Village, and even in the entire Shenlong Town, it is also a leader in that regard, an elite among the elite.

Two sharpshooter-like beings.

But he Yang Xiaobao, a little kid who is only five years old and doesn't even have hair.

Unexpectedly, he can break through the sky in one word, and the head of what he says is the way, and the rules are reasonable.

How can you not let all the people present be frightened, frightened, and terrified.

If so, say that he Yang Xiaobao, what he said before, those who are also not shocking and endless, will be shocked when they say it, and they will be true when they say it, all the words.

It's all him Yang Xiaobao, who is untrustworthy, crazy, nonsense, and nonsense.

And now, he, Yang Xiaobao, can see through him at a casual glance and say it casually.

He Yang Youfu and Yang Fugui, this pair of difficult brothers and sisters, sympathize with each other, two great sharpshooters, that is no longer a secret secret.

That's exactly 15.5 centimeters.

So, how can they let them, not believing what he said Yang Xiaobao! Not surprised! Not afraid!

I'm scared to death!

And at this moment, he is blessed with him Yang Fugui himself.

The face is like dead ash, the face is colorless, and the face is opposite.

Yang Xiaobao, who was shocked by his words, fought for what he said, was truthful when he said it, and died when he said it, these words are not shocking and endless.

A heart for the words is like falling into the nine hells.

The heart is like numbness, the heart is like a dead fly, the heart is disheartened...

"The oil is exhausted, the lamp is dry, the spirit is exhausted, and the people are prosperous, and there is no doubt that they will die..."

Just this sentence, like the scythe of death, was stabbed in his Yang Fugui's heart.

He was stabbed with thousands of holes, like falling into an ice cave.

In the next second, he Yang Fugui, like a dead dog, collapsed to the ground.

His face was full of horror, and he muttered to himself, repeating it.

"I'm Yang Fugui, I haven't lived enough and don't want to die, I don't want to run out of oil, I don't want to be prosperous..."

Immediately, his eyes were as big as a light bulb.

Looking at the side of the standing, the face was light and breezy, and his expression was calm, as if Mount Tai had collapsed in front of him, and his face did not change.

Yang Xiaobao, who is shirtless on the upper half and only wears a cartoon version of the small flower pants on the lower body.

It is the eyes that protrude and the light is exposed.

It seems that all of a sudden, he is rich and rich, as if he has seen the savior Jesus, the Super Mary, the Buddha, and the Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves suffering.

The whole person, as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, rushed towards him like a wolf and a tiger, and pounced without warning.

Let Yang Xiaobao, who was already negligent in guarding and pretending to be forced to be fluttering.

was caught off guard, and was suddenly surprised by Yang Fugui, who was like a hungry wolf and a tiger.

threw him Yang Xiaobao to the ground and pressed him under him.

And his Yang Fugui's huge head is so immortal that it just presses on his Yang Xiaobao, the wind under his crotch, and the cartoon version of his pants.

In an instant, he, Yang Xiaobao, was full of black lines, frightened, and confused. Doubt the state of life.

Hysterical, heart-rending shouting.

"Ahh

You damn pervert, big faggot, silver gun wax gun, what are you going to do?"

"Let go of me, don't press me, don't touch me everywhere, don't bite my little treasure brother, I Yang Xiaobao only likes the best big-breasted beauties, I don't like to engage in ji, I don't like faggots, I don't like perverts..."

"I don't like it even more, being sucked into a person like you who is about to be sucked dry, the oil is exhausted, the people are prosperous, and the dying person has tarnished my Yang Xiaobao's first life's reputation, chastity and chastity. ”

He Yang Xiaobao never dreamed that men and women now are so crazy, perverted and terrifying, terrifying...

It's incredible, it's incredible.

is about to be sucked dry by his wife, the oil is running out, and the lights are dry, and the people are thriving.

And to be so crazy and unfathomable.

It's crazy, it's scary, it's perverted, it's scary, isn't it?

At this moment, he, Yang Xiaobao, tried his best to eat milk.

I can't wait to take out his desolate power and use it.

His little feet, like whirlwind legs, are non-stop.

On his Yang Fugui, the skinny, rib hunter's body, it was a random kick and kick.

And his little hands, as white as jade, are as tender as white onions.

In his Yang Fugui, the cheekbones are convex, the eye sockets are deeply sunken, the white as paper, the face is bloodless, the ravines are full of canals, full of calculations, and there is no meat on his old face.

It is to spread both hands together, fan left and hit right, right grasp and scratch left.

It's very busy, and it's a tiger and a tiger.

Bang, bang, bang,