Shao Shuai said several times in a row to ask Yue Wangshu not to be afraid, Yue Wangshu said that he was really not afraid, please don't worry, master.

Shao Shuai was very disappointed, because according to the normal routine, at this time, the other party should quickly beg him to solve the female ghost, unless he is a person who does not believe in ghosts, but Yue Wangshu is not like a pure atheist, but he doesn't feel hairy in his heart at all.

However, Shao Shuai was an experienced master after all, so he immediately changed the topic and continued to talk about his own affairs: "The immortal family has all come down to earth to accumulate merits, such as the dragon and the tiger, these two are the Arhats of Buddhism, and the eighteen arhats have heard of it, right? is also related to the public, Guan Gong has a lifetime to become a python, and he is also a snake family. By the way, there are also Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, I don't need to say this, the monkey is also a big boss in business, and I encountered some trouble last year, and I solved it, the pig is a woman, and she was reincarnated as a woman in this life, especially edible. Last winter, the five of us went to stay at DXAL for a few days and came back from hunting a wild boar. ”

Yue Wangshu began to feel that under the fame of this Master Shao, maybe he could really do a little Taoism, after all, he had seen ghosts and goblins, but when he heard this, it became more and more wrong: "Aren't Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie written in novels?"

"The novel has to be written in a book, it comes from life, I can check the information, the story of Monkey King was there before the Ming Dynasty, he and Zhu Bajie both followed Master Xuanzang to India to learn scriptures, Master Xuanzang, that is, Tang Seng, he must have it, right? Shao Shuai explained, "In fact, many things you think are fake, in fact, they are real, such as Xiaolongnu, that is, Yang Guo, she really has it, I watched it, I meditated that night, and I saw Guanyin Bodhisattva bring her, saying that she is my ex-wife, that is, the wife of my previous life." ”

"Did you really see it?" Yue Wangshu felt that this was even more, wasn't this a fictional character made up by Jin Yong?

"Of course, I opened the eyes of heaven, I can see all the immortals, Buddhas, gods and ghosts, last time I went to Lushan with the dragon, I was eating, and I saw Guanyin Bodhisattva and Taishang Laojun walking in side by side...... I have already found my wife in the seventh generation, and the wife of the sixth generation is from your Tianfu Town, named Li Manwen, who is also in college. Zhang San in Zhongfu Town in front of him is my third wife......"

Yue Wangshu listened to him more and more mysterious, only complained in his stomach, followed him in his mouth, and pushed the car to follow him to Zhongfu Town.

Sure enough, the last one to enter was the same gate, the home of the old aunt Yue Lianshu, there have been a lot of people gathered here, Yue Lianshu has been hyped very successfully in the past few days, and all the towns and villages know it, and those who are convinced of the fairy family have come to see the excitement.

"Ouch, Master Shao is here! Li Mushen and Yue Lianshi greeted them at the gate, "Shu Bao, you are here too, enter the house and wait for the meal." Master Shao, please come in. ”

They didn't notice that Yue Wangshu came with Shao Shuai, Shao Shuai was talking and laughing at this time, very stylish, everyone who knew him greeted him, and those who didn't know him called Master Shao He also smiled and nodded, and was welcomed into the house like a star and a moon.

Yue Wangshu looked at these guests, most of them were women over forty years old, and there were also many young people, Yue Wangshu casually asked a twenty-four or five-year-old woman who was dressed very fashionably: "Eldest sister, do you believe this?"

"Believe, don't believe what I'm doing here, I have an immortal family at home!" The woman rolled her eyes, ignored him, stood on tiptoe at the bottom of the steps, and craned her neck to look into the house, "Our realm is one left and one right, Shao Daxian is the highest, followed by the three madmen, she also came to help today, and joined hands to open a hall, they are all masters." Said that Li Chen was a boy in front of the Guanyin Bodhisattva in his last life, born with yin and yang eyes, suitable for horses, today worship Shao Daxian as the master, open the cabinet, take the token, maybe the Tao can surpass the master in the future. She looked at Yue Wangshu's face full of disbelief, and couldn't help but say, "Don't believe it, it turns out that Li Mushen wants his son to recognize the three madmen as his master, and after the three madmen saw it, they said on the spot, I can't accept this apprentice, and his achievements will be higher than mine in the future, and then I will find Shao Daxian......"

Your Shao Daxian just talked to me about running the train all the way, it's just a witch and a god who talks nonsense and can only cheat money! Just now on the road, Yue Wangshu wanted to summon the curly ears to see if Shao Shuai could see it, but if he couldn't do it, he would also attach it to him and let him feel what it means to be truly possessed. But the main purpose of his coming today is to save his cousin Li Chen, to wait for them to do enough tricks and act into a full set, at the last moment, let Curly Ear attach to the body of the old aunt, and say that Li Chen is not suitable for this instead of her, in front of everyone's eyes, even if the old aunt has the intention to let Li Chen pretend to be a ghost, no one in the neighborhood will believe it.

After about ten minutes, someone in the house shouted "The auspicious time has come", Shao Shuai after freshening up, more energetic than the previous appearance of wilting eggplant, the string of Buddhist beads on his wrist took it off in his hand, and stood in the hall. Shao Shuai's assistant, that is, the child, named Shao Wujun, is his cousin, reported a stool and ran out and placed it in the courtyard, on the stool put a large bowl full of millet, and the rice was inserted with incense.

Then Xiangtong was carried out, it was really carried out, Li Chen was tied to the Taishi chair by a red rope with five flowers, the red rope was as thick as a little thumb, and he was tied to a strong knot, his hands were tied to the back of the chair, his legs were tied to the feet of the chair, and he was locked with a brass lock underneath, and a red cloth was stuffed in his mouth, which was carried out by four strong men and placed in the middle of the lobby.

Yue Lianshu's legs don't hurt anymore, she wears a headdress on her head, her clothes are colorful, decorated with a lot of iron pieces, and she can make the sound of "brushing" when she twists her waist, holding a small drum in her left hand and a drumstick in her right hand.

Yue Wangshu felt that it was a pity that my aunt's voice didn't sing, it was really crisp and clean, resounding through the sky, with the beat of the drum and the iron piece on her body, the rhythm was clear and dynamic.

The fashionable woman next to her said to herself: "Their family asked Yue Lianshu to sing, play drums and sing to please the gods, and in the future, they will definitely let her be two gods, and in the future, they will want the mother and son to go out to work together, but how did this tripping rope be tied in advance? And it is tied so tightly?"

Yue Wangshu knew that tying people up with a rope was the whole ceremony, and there was also a name called a tripping horse rope.

Yue Lianshu stood at the door and sang another paragraph, and sang another paragraph while walking into the house, after singing the two paragraphs, Shao Shuai asked Li Chen in the "jargon" that everyone couldn't understand, Li Mushen pulled out the red cloth in Li Chen's mouth, Li Chen shouted loudly: "I don't want to go out, you let ......" Before the words were finished, he was gagged by Li Mushen again.

Shao Shuai groaned, said something in his mouth, bowed around, and then said: "The immortal family has come, but your son is too scared and wants to regret it, and the immortal family is also very angry, you have to solve it as soon as possible, otherwise the immortal family will be angry and leave, and your family will be finished." ”

Yue Lianshu stretched out his hand to Li Chen's waist and twisted it in a circle: "What are you afraid of! The Immortal Family is merciful, it will only bless you, but it will not harm you, this kid, I said it well beforehand, and now I retreat, then it's over!"

Li Chen was in tears, he struggled hard, but he was already very thin, he hadn't eaten or drunk for the past few days, and he was even more skinny, where could he break the rope that was tied so strongly, and it didn't help if his wrists and ankles were worn out and bleeding.

Shao Shuai said: "In this way, add some immortal energy to him, make a bowl of fragrant ash, and give him water to drink." ”

Li Musheng used the fastest speed to get incense ashes, in fact, he also felt a little sorry for his son, but the immortal family had already come, and if he delayed it any longer, he would have to die on the street!

Their family worships a bunch of immortals all year round, the incense ash is the most lacking, over time, the three incense burners are half full, he made a big bowl, poured half of the incense ash, and opened it with water, it was thick and thick as if it had been hooked, carefully took it out, and found two young men to help, pulled out the cloth in Li Chen's mouth, broke his mouth, and poured the incense ash water into it.

Li Chen struggled almost convulsively, but his hair was pulled, his chin was pinched, and the fragrant ash water poured into his mouth unhindered, pouring into his esophagus, and soon he choked, coughing frantically, coughing and spitting, and spilling his body.

He felt extremely aggrieved! In order to earn money, his mother and father abused himself so much, since he didn't like himself, why did he give birth to himself in the first place! Why didn't he just drown himself in the water! Yesterday his cousin promised to help him, but now he is only standing in the crowd and watching the excitement! He feels that the world is too dark, and no one is good to him at all, so it is better to just die like this!

He was so sad that he cried aloud.

Yue Lianshu said excitedly: "It's all back! It's all back! The immortal family is here!" kept beating the drum around Li Chen.

Many people in the courtyard nodded in approval: "When the immortal family first goes up, they will cry." ”

The gloomy and terrifying atmosphere enveloped this courtyard, the cool breeze suddenly rose, blowing the red cloth strips on the door frame from side to side, Yue Wangshu stood in the courtyard, feeling creepy, and couldn't help but shiver.

He suddenly had an illusion, as if only Li Chen, who was tied up in the lobby, was a living person in the entire Li family compound, and the others were zombies, and the zombies were holding a dinner ceremony, and they were going to eat Li Chen in eight pieces in a while, and he was a person who pretended to be a zombie and mixed in, and if his identity was exposed, he would be eaten by them!

He pitied Li Chen, he couldn't rush over to stop it when he poured incense ash just now, but he endured it, he had to let his aunt play enough today, and then follow her play to another ending that he had prepared, so that this scene could end successfully, so that his aunt could completely give up the plan to let Li Chen pretend to be a ghost and cheat money, otherwise, even if she couldn't do it today, she would do it again if she didn't give up, and Li Chen would never have peace.

Li Chen was grief-stricken and cried very sadly, and these grievances he had suffered since childhood were vented at one time, which was earth-shattering.

Shao Shuai told Li Mushen: "I'll ask later, there are three chances, I have wasted one just now, when I ask again, if it succeeds, you can cut the stumbling rope, use the new knife, and then your son can go out on the road, if it doesn't work, you have to give him another bowl of fragrant ash water." Then he turned around, took a deep breath, and asked Li Chen again, the Mandarin used this time, what was the name of the immortal family, what mountain the family lived in, which cave and which house, how many brothers were, what diseases would be cured, how many people and horses were led down the mountain, and so on.