Chapter Ninety-Seven: Cao Cao's Sorrow: The Beidou Lord Dies
"How is it, big brother, are you afraid if you don't speak?"
Speaking of this, Li Xiao raised his eyebrows and glanced at Li Ru provocatively.
Li Ru snorted, glared at Li Xiao, and said disdainfully: "I'm afraid you won't make it?!Isn't it just a speech, who instigates whose grandson!"
Li Xiao choked suddenly, but seeing that the goal had been achieved, he simply got off the donkey down the slope and said, "Okay, tomorrow and the school field, see you or leave!"
In Yanmen Pass, the prince's mansion arranged by Yuwendu.
Bedrooms.
Li Ru was lying on his back on the bed, his head resting on his hands, a thatch root pulled from the side of the road in his mouth, his brows furrowed, and his eyes staring at the ceiling.
After a while, he suddenly spit out the grass roots in his mouth with a snort, and muttered: "How good is this!"
Turned over and sat up, came to the table, saw the pen, ink, paper and inkstone on the table, frowned, and felt really embarrassed.
Speech is not his strong point, it is no problem to fool those refugees, but if you want to compete with Li Xiao to win or lose, the chances of winning are not great.
This product has been reading poetry and books since he was a child, and he has been carefully taught by the great Confucian people, and he is accompanied by literati and Confucian scholars in and out.
Otherwise, he lost the last question, and he should have been out of business a long time ago, but this thing made up for it afterwards and persuaded Li Shilong to let him come out to cooperate in disaster relief.
Even Li Ru didn't dare to underestimate it.
If you try to sing poetry, it's just that, Li Ru stepped on the shoulders of giants, and he didn't hesitate at all, but the key is to write a manuscript, or the kind that deceives tears, that's far from it.
The most disadvantage of rotten Confucianism is this set, and Li Ru is not confident that he can beat them in this aspect.
racked his brains and thought about it, but he couldn't put down the pen for a long time, and it was like a ball of twisted flowers.
Finally, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and simply came to the edge with a sword.
Sensational deception of tears? does not exist, and directly promises money and beautiful women to accompany it, isn't it simple and rude, and more enjoyable?
At the moment, I put pen to paper, and the long essay jumped on the paper.
At a cursory glance, the writing is sprinkled, but it is quite awesome, but a closer look can't help but surprise people, the whole Northeast dialect, the theme idea is a little, follow him Li Ruming, money and beauty have everything, that is called a sour!
The next day, the hour was about to pass, and Li Ru and Jiang Hua rode a fast horse to the school field.
He didn't mean to procrastinate, he really memorized the manuscript all night last night, and after a habit of all-night endorsement in his previous life, he was too sleepy at dawn, and fell asleep with a pillow.
This sleep would have overslept, and if it hadn't been for Jiang Huahuo's quick fire to wake him up, it would have been even later.
There were already troops assembled in the school field, Yuwen did not tell a lie, the two armies that came, one was young and strong, all of them were young men, carrying swords, guns, swords, halberds, neatly aligned, and their dark faces revealed majestic fighting spirit and fighting spirit.
Although it has not been baptized on the battlefield too much, and it is a little immature, it has formed a deterrent force that is not weak.
On the other hand, the other one is far behind.
The slightly tattered armor was draped over their bodies, and the weapons were held casually in their hands, skewed, as if their task was only to keep them from falling to the ground.
Maybe I've been waiting too long and I'm a little impatient.
All of them were listless, full of vicissitudes and exhaustion, and they were gloomy, just like the old man who was half-cut into the ground, but judging by his age, he was only about his early forties.
The only commendable thing is that the formation is quite neat and barely passable.
As soon as Li Ru came, the speech conference officially kicked off.
He and Li Xiao together, the two came to the stage, in order to leave a good impression on these soldiers, Li Ru deliberately wore a military uniform, heroic and cool, but it was a pity, Shang Fang's sword was in Chu Xuan's place, and he couldn't carry it, otherwise as soon as it came out, there would be no need to compete at all!
Li Xiao was also unusual, changing out of a robe with a rather elegant temperament, and instead wearing a set of silver-white armor, which was not inferior in momentum.
Each of them held the speech in their hands and looked at each other, but no one was convinced.
Li Xiao has been familiar with the Four Books and Five Classics since he was a child, he is ripe with melons, he reverses it backwards, and it is a strong point to memorize the book by heart, and he memorized the speech in a moment last night, and this time he saw Li Ru with two huge panda eyes, and couldn't help but hook the corners of his mouth, and sneered:
"It seems that the eldest brother didn't work hard last night, then the younger brother I'll let you talk first, and it's better to rest early after speaking. ”
Hey, the little rabbit cub has learned to attack personally! Li Ru naturally knew that his mental state must be a little bad at the moment, but he didn't expect that because of this, he would become Li Xiao's handle, so he was unceremonious at the moment and ridiculed each other:
"I can't be the first to do everything as a big brother, right? I want you little brothers to have a bright future, otherwise those who don't know will think that I am arbitrary and domineering!"
"Anyway, you also like to be in the limelight, and you have to lick your face and run over from afar, how can I, the big brother, not fulfill you?"
After speaking, Pi looked at Li Xiao with a smile.
The latter suddenly had goosebumps, and his face was flushed, and he was really angry.
If it was a personal attack before, then he suffered a real crit, and there was no way to refute it if he clenched his teeth.
Li Ru's words were a sharp knife that pierced his heart.
The reason for the matter is indeed that he has been grinding hard for many days before he won this opportunity from Li Shilong, and it is nothing to say a few words in secret, but it is too embarrassing on the table.
Seeing his aggrieved appearance, Li Ru sneered and said lightly: "Okay, it's not okay to look at your state, don't blame me for bullying you as a brother, I'll come first, you go down and take a good look!"
Li Xiao snorted coldly and did not refute.
At this time, I was angry, my mood was confused, and I really needed to calm down.
As soon as he got off the stage, Li Ru coughed twice and cleared his throat, took the speech script, and shouted with a grin: "Ladies and gentlemen, let's not talk nonsense! The purpose of my coming here today is clear to all the big guys, just two words, recruit people!"
"It's recruiting talents like Lao Tie!"
Straightforward, simple and crude, but right for the temper of these soldiers.
At the moment, they exchanged heads and talked about it.
Li Ru saw that the effect was not enough, and he was overjoyed, and then said: "Let me introduce myself first, I, Li Ru, am the current prince, and I will inquire about our pimples, who doesn't know my Li Ru's name?
"Money, beauty, it's a shame! As long as you say a word, I will give it with both hands!"
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"Horses kill chickens, big swords, if you want, I'll give you a round! Don't worry, what I say today, I will never talk nonsense, and I hope you will support me a lot!"
An exaggerated speech, accompanied by a bowing curtain call.
The soldiers were amused by laughter, cheering and applauding, and the scene was immediately thunderous applause, and the atmosphere was extremely warm.
Li Xiao stayed below, not applauding, his face was as black as the bottom of the pot.
He didn't expect that Li Ru would win people's hearts in this way of drawing a big pie and giving benefits.
Seeing this effect, Li Ru was satisfied, hummed a little song and swaggered off the stage, and finally glanced at Li Xiao provocatively.
Look, brother's on-the-spot performance will definitely crush you every minute! You are ready to go home and cry with your pillow!