The walls are too dirty, the water is too cold!

After this sentence spreads, it will definitely become the biggest joke in the entire history of the Ming Dynasty, and even the biggest joke in the entire history.

There are not a few people in the world who are greedy for life and afraid of death, afraid of death, human nature, there is no shame, the big deal is to shout a few words of injustice and beg for a few words of mercy.

But Qian Qianyi, but he wanted to save face, and kept claiming that he was a model of literati, and he was iron-clad, but he actually slapped his face. Crackling.

What's even more speechless is that this guy's skin is thicker than the city wall, under the noses of tens of thousands of people, he has been ridiculed by hundreds of thousands of people, and he can drown people by spitting stars, and he would have been ashamed and indignant for someone else, but this old guy is shameless, the more he lives, the thicker his skin becomes, and he doesn't care at all, as if the person who is angrily accused by the people in the city is not himself.

The people in the city became more and more angry, and all the rotten eggs were smashed up.

Qian Qianyi didn't care at all, but shook his shirt and said, "Your Majesty, you see that the old minister is so dirty and stains your eyes, why don't you let me go home and wash it, and come back when I wash it......"

Can you come back after washing? Qian Qianyi was already planning to run away in his heart. He also regretted in his heart that he shouldn't have participated in the night banquet of the national abbot, otherwise he would have left a secret way to retreat at home, and this time, if Chongzhen was willing to let him go back, he would hide immediately.

As for whether Chongzhen will find trouble and punish him for the nine clans afterwards, that is all for later. Now that Li Zicheng is outside the city, he may come in at any time, and when the time comes, Chongzhen himself will be difficult to protect. As long as he surrenders to Li Zicheng, what can Chongzhen do with himself?

Moreover, I heard that Li Zicheng was born with mud legs, there are few educated people around him, and he is a dignified literati example, if he surrenders to Li Zicheng, Li Zicheng will not reuse himself?

Qian Qianyi thought of the beauty in his heart, however, the reality is destined to slap his face.

Chongzhen is no longer the Chongzhen who can fool around at will.

Since you feel dirty, then wash you, you feel that the water is too cold.

Yes!

Chongzhen waved his hand, and several brocade guards immediately set up a cauldron, lit firewood, and soon, the cauldron was bubbling and bubbling.

"Don't you think the water is too cold! Now that the water is hot, you can wash it!"

Looking at the splash of water in the cauldron, Qian Qianyi's face was frightened and he retreated again and again.

What are you kidding? I'm afraid this water is about to boil, this can take a bath? If you touch it, you have to peel off the skin.

But at this time, he can't help it!

Luo Yangxing knows that he has to do his own dirty work, and Chongzhen is in front of the people, and he must die in the image of Wei Guangzheng.

He reached out and grabbed Qian Qianyi's belt directly, and lifted his whole person up.

Qian Qianyi, a literati, was thin and weak, less than a hundred pounds, struggling in Luo Yangxing's hands like a child, and shouted in his mouth: "I can't wash it, the water is too hot, I can't wash it...... Your Majesty, I won't wash it, you can spare me!"

Looking up at the sky and looking at the rising sun, it was like a new Ming Dynasty.

"Your Majesty, spare your life, spare your life...... I still have money, and I am willing to give it all to Your Majesty......"

Luo Yangxing's footsteps paused slightly, and he turned his head to look at Chongzhen. Now we all know that the Ming Dynasty is so poor that it can't be opened, and Chongzhen mainly wants to make money.

Qian Qianyi naturally saw this, and said: "My Qian family is extremely rich in Jiangnan and has assets of tens of millions, and I am willing to let my family redeem my ...... with money."

Tens of millions of assets!

Chongzhen's eyes lit up slightly when he heard this, patted Qian Qianyi's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Qian Qing's family is really a good person!"

Qian Qianyi didn't hear Chongzhen's words, and thought that Chongzhen was moved by what he said, so he laughed along.

How do you know, Chongzhen's words changed sharply, and said to Luo Yangxing: "Luo Yangxing, you heard, the Qian family has a wealth of tens of millions, I order you to destroy the Qian family within three days, I don't recognize the head, no money is missing, can you do it?"

"Your Majesty, don't you know the means of our Jinyi Guard. The minister will ride a horse for 800 miles to the south of the Yangtze River in a hurry, and he must be in a hurry to clean the underwear of the Qian family before the news spreads today. ”

"Your Majesty, you can't, you can't—" Qian Qianyi shouted, and finally the end rose sharply, turning into a miserable howl.

Luo Yang fluttered and directly stuffed Qian Qianyi into the cauldron of boiling water.

The terrible scream pierced the sky, and a humanoid whose skin had been scalded off kept struggling in the pot, like a scarlet meat worm trying to crawl out, but was pressed down by Luo Yangxing directly covering the lid of the pot.

The cauldron was sealed, and soon, the screams were so weak that they disappeared, and a faint smell of meat wafted through the air.

"Your Majesty, the criminal minister Qian Qianyi has already made his will clear. Luo Yangxu said expressionlessly.

Chongzhen nodded, and said undeniably: "The Qian family alone is not enough, I remember that many ministers in the DPRK and the Central Committee are people from Jiangnan, go back and check carefully, there are so many families of the rich in Jiangnan, these people loot the people's fat and ointment, annex the land, and the common people who are harmed will rebel if they have no way to live, these people are the root cause of the chaos in the world, they must be eliminated, and no one can let go." I will send the Axe Gang to support you, on call, you go down to Jiangnan, you just need to let go and do it. ”

Chongzhen not only had to clean the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty, but also to fight local tyrants and divide the land. For example, if most of the fields today have been annexed, if the flesh is not cut from these people, the peasants and the common people will have no way to live, and the rebellion will be like an inexhaustible leek, and the contradictions of the Ming Dynasty will never be resolved.

Hiss......

Ruthless enough!

Your Majesty is no longer the same Majesty you used to be.

However, with such a majesty, there is hope for the Ming Dynasty!

In today's troubled times, we need to use heavy canons, such as Emperor Hongwu's iron-blooded means to save the world.

Such an emperor can bring Jinyiwei back to glory.

"Your Majesty, you are a villain, a distant virtuous minister, and you kill ministers indiscriminately, which is the image of the dead country, stop quickly, and turn back. Monarchs and ministers are like fish and water, and they should support each other. ”

"Faint king, greedy for money, for money to rob the family and destroy the family, disaster to the country and the people, sooner or later the Ming Dynasty will die. ”

"I regret it, when the Emperor of the Apocalypse died, he shouldn't have pushed you to the throne. Zhu Youzhen, you killed us, the thieves are about to fight, I will wait for you underground. ”

These ministers knew that they would definitely die, and even their families who were far away from home could not be spared, so they simply tore their faces and cursed. It's nothing to call Chongzhen's real name, and there are many who scold Chongzhen's ancestors for eighteen generations.

These people are all civil officials, and they can't do anything, but the mouths that have been cultivated in the court all year round are really mouthful and endless.

"It's a lot of scolding, isn't it?"

"You moths, you also deserve to scold me? Daming has fallen to this day, and I have my responsibility, but the world is ruined in the hands of you moths. If you don't die, the people of the world will never have a day. ”

Chongzhen couldn't suppress his anger and roared angrily: "Luo Yangxing, you fucking go and pull out my Italian cannon——。 ”

I was too lazy to drag them out one by one, so I just killed them with one shot and blew this group of people into slag, which is just in line with the essence of their scum.

Soon, a yellow and clear copper-plated cannon was pushed out by two people.

Chongzhen personally went into battle,

Aim –

Rumble!