Big, wrap paper, go write a testimonial.

I said, oh.

And then it was written.

Because, I don't want others to see these nagging words, so I added a V. After reading it, if you feel that you are very lould, you can add me to deduct and tease me privately, and I will send back five cents in time.

(Well, it's not good, if you leak the confidentiality of the online article, will you be pulled out and beheaded?) ）

Forget it, no matter.

That's right, the writer's small amount of money is hard to earn, and the tips received are so low.

However, I still insisted on it for the five cents. Why? Is it a dream?

I'm not that great, I don't go without eating or drinking for the sake of my dreams. The original reason I wrote essays was because a friend of mine loved to read essays, so I started writing stories for her.

Later, it became a habit for me, and I couldn't quit.

It's ironic that my friend ended up being an editor, and he did it vigorously. And I can only keep drifting in this sea of words, unable to find my own shore.

Okay, complain (no, it's a shelf testimonial) that's it, continue to code words. In order to make up the words, I deliberately added a story at the end.

Divine Beast Summoner

Beast (knife): Report, infringement! Why did you steal the title of my book!!

Bun (raise a gun): Give you publicity for free, it's good if you don't ask for advertising money!

......

On a new line, the text begins:

This happened 500 years ago, and if there are elderly people in the family, you can go home and ask.

In ancient times, the Divine Beast Summoner Village used to be a famous martial arts holy land, because many martial arts masters had died here because of the competition, so the Divine Beast Summoner Village was famous all over the world.

This place is located on the coast of the East China Sea, close to the Kunlun Mountains, south of the Mohe River, north of Qiongzhou............

Wait a minute!

Suddenly, a cute bar spirit children's shoes asked: "Baozi, you liar, my family lives in Qinling, why haven't you heard of this place." ”

Well, you know a lot, that's right, this place is made up by me, I wrote novels, a few are not liars, a few are not serious nonsense (. •ˇ‸ˇ•｡ We just used a story that we didn't believe in to fool others, what's the matter, bite me.

Hmph!bia! ̄へ ̄

Okay, the bar spirit shoes have been kicked out, and we continue to tell the story. <(￣︶￣)↗[GO!]

......

Perhaps, the name "Divine Beast Summoner Village" is more explosive, and everyone firmly believes that there is a divine weapon hidden here.

The treasure had been shattered by blood before it had pierced its flesh, and all those who had seen it were dead.

In fact, no one has ever seen that treasure look like it.

In the village of the Divine Beast Summoner, there is a foreigner surnamed Wang named 13 Lang, who does not allocate farmland, and lives by hunting. He is the son of the famous king Orion, and he is very skilled in traditional craftsmanship.

However, this son has been particularly unlucky lately.

Hunting is a very challenging test of human ability, and it is necessary to search for prey everywhere and wait for the time to move.

The shot is steady, accurate and ruthless, and in the most suitable real-time machine, give the prey a fatal blow. Otherwise, the slightest wind and grass will scare the prey away, and 13 Lang's efforts for half a day will be in vain.

Sadly, recently, there are often martial arts masters who compete in the places where he hunts, which makes his crotch deeply sad.

The rabbit who still catches a fart, even the hair is scared away by them!

This is not the top of Huashan, martial arts, cheap, troublemakers, can you change places.

......

Liangzi is so concluded.

13 Lang is a person who does not like to talk, and his sad experience since he was a child has made him rarely tell others what is on his mind. Since he can remember, he has never seen what his mother looks like, and his only dream is that he looks forward to growing up to take a daughter-in-law and give birth to a grandson for his father, Wang Orion.

But before he could marry his daughter-in-law, his father died.

The family is so poor, after his father died, except for a few broken grass houses, he left him such a stick, he can't chop wood, he can't fish, and it's not like Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick, which can be stretched and contracted freely, nothing more than to please girls.

If you can't hook up with a baby, who will you have a baby with, with this stick?

However, fortunately, this stick is relatively strong, and it has been used for so many years, and it has never broken.

However, it was this stick that depended on him that caused trouble for 13 Lang.

......

On this day, 13 Lang went hunting in the wild as usual, and unsurprisingly, he met the masters of the competition again.

The moment he saw them, 13 Lang knew that his stomach was destined to starve again.

13 Lang despises this group of martial arts masters, they are dressed like middle two youths one by one, and they can't help but say how they and the entire martial arts are doing, the fat on their faces is like 80,000, and the cow seems to have been born from humans.

If it's so good, why don't you go to heaven?

Wang Lihu once told his son that the so-called martial arts master is 3 points to test strength, 7 points to rely on weapons, and 90 points to pretend to be forced.

There is no doubt that the higher the rank in the martial arts, the more you can load.

The so-called wounded enemy without moving his body, to put it bluntly, is a soldier who scares you first and surrenders without a fight, so whenever a martial arts master appears, it is with special effects and background music.

Today, there was a man who won another person in a martial arts contest, and he couldn't find the north, standing in the field, roaring a few times at the northwest wind, very proud, and asked the only audience: "Young man, do you think I am a cow!"

So excited to fight a field battle?

Actually, I don't blame him, after all, in this wilderness, there is no one else except 13 Lang.

"Don't look!"

13 Lang refused very simply, looking at this fool angrily, but unfortunately, this person was immersed in his own pleasure and directly ignored 13 Lang's resentful eyes.

Winning a game and not being praised is always very unpleasant.

"I'm a big famous Guanzhong hero, young man, I see your bones are amazing, I'll teach you a few tricks. The martial arts master said proudly.

13 Lang was stunned, Nani, are you going to take the route of Dick Si's counterattack?

If this is replaced by someone else, isn't there often a scene in the novel where the guy is pointed out by the old man and becomes a peerless master.

However, what 13 Lang hopes most at this time is to fill his stomach, not to pretend to be this meaningless force with him.

"This trick is called Iron Cloth Shirt, come, you hit me, I'll show you. "Martial arts masters can't pretend to be forced, they can only be tempted.

This trick is good, if you learn it, you can drive a big car and hit a wild boar directly in the future, which is also a good hunting move.

"Oh. 13 Lang agreed with interest.

13 Lang was obedient, and a stick just hit this guy's vital point, and blood flowed in an instant. Fortunately, this person was a peerless master, comparable to ordinary people, and he died on the spot.

Martial arts masters all talk about credibility like this, and they hang up when they say that they will hang up, and the whole person is cold, and they die very simply from head to toe.

13 Lang had never killed anyone, although he often killed wild boars, hares, and even wild wolves, but those beasts were really different from people, and he didn't expect that human life was so fragile.

When you are most helpless, you will think of the people closest to you.

13 Lang remembered his father, what Wang Orion had told him before his death, if one day he accidentally killed the martial arts masters, he would bury them like wild dogs.

At that time, there were no cameras on the side of the road, and there was not even a single witness in the wilderness, so 13 Lang buried this unlucky martial arts master on the spot in accordance with his father's will.

He didn't dare to take the main road, so he could only run along the river.

But before he could run long, he heard someone chasing him from behind.

13 Lang only looked for revenge as an enemy, took out a stick from his body and turned to the person behind him, but this person was very good, 13 Lang smashed these few times, and she avoided it lightly.

Looking back, there was a girl behind her, this girl was only twenty-eight years old, long and captivating, dressed in purple from head to toe, and her face was more snowy than this dress, and her red cheeks were a little bit, like a pear blossom.

At the moment when he saw this girl, 13 Lang was thrilled, feeling that his spring had come.

"Who the hell are you, why are you asking for your life!" the girl jumped a few feet away and asked 13 Lang coquettishly, apparently the few blows that 13 Lang had just made scared her.

"I'm just a hunter. 13 Lang replied shyly, with a slight inferiority complex in his shyness.

Hey, the work is not good, I'm embarrassed to speak.

"Seeing that you are so vicious, you must be a master, less nonsense, look at the moves!" said the girl, feeling that the stupid boy in front of her looked down on herself and was unwilling to tell her his name.

Martial arts masters must exchange names before making moves, and if the master does not kill the unknown, it can be regarded as a kind of respect.

The girl was merciless, intending to make a quick decision, and the stick of 13 Lang made it smooth, and she was able to see the move.

has been single for more than ten years, and the most powerful thing is the hands and the stick in the hand.

13 Lang never dreamed that he would have such a hot fight with the girl he fell in love with at first sight.

The result was even more surprising, although this girl was a martial arts master, she was forced to retreat by 13 Lang with a stick.

I can't satisfy the girl, I can't use my own hands to achieve her dreams. The girl was forced to make light effort, and her waist was vertical, and her body flew lightly to the other side of the river.

"Why don't you chase me ashore?" scolded, despising me, and laughing at me, but against you?" the girl scolded angrily, obviously dissatisfied.

The lips are red and the teeth are white, and the face after being angry blooms, and the smart and delicate dripping.

And the depressed 13 Lang had the heart to chase after him, but he looked at the not narrow river and looked at his feet.

"I can't fly again!" 13 Lang was stunned, scratching his head and answering truthfully.

"It's an insult to me to say that, am I not worthy to die at your hands now? The girl scolded in annoyance, tears glistened in the corners of her eyes, and pear blossoms on her white shirt brought rain.

"What?" It's not that 13 Lang is pretending to be stupid, it's that he really doesn't understand.

"Hmph, it's too much of a deception, in this case, you will regret letting me go this time, and one day, I will come again to take your life. The girl bit her lip and said coquettishly.

The figure was agile and had disappeared at the end of the other side of the river. 13 Lang wanted to chase, but he couldn't see her at all.

I didn't expect my first meeting to be such an ending.

Since then, 13 Lang has been obsessed with this girl. Maybe it's providence that makes people, but I never expected that they would not see each other for ten years.