Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Donkey Qi Continent (2)
This young man riding a donkey was a hermit.
Not only is his body different from ordinary people, but his good cultivation is even more donkey-like. He was silently holding the donkey on the side, in fact, he had already seen in his heart that the "draft" scene was greasy, and he didn't want to care about it, but when he saw the donkey fighting the golden teeth, a sense of hatred and wealth that burst out from the bottom of his heart exploded in an instant.
Oops, my little temper is really a little irrepressible. Today, we must decipher the bottom of their wine bags and rice bags.
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On the Donkey Qi Continent, there is a saying: If one day, you fall off a cliff and fall into a cave, don't panic, take two steps forward and be kicked twice by a donkey, perhaps, you will be concussed and become a fool!
This is the donkey family compound of the Donkey Qier Continent, the * Empire, and the Blanket City.
His name is Donkey Yan, it is said that this goods is our fellow countryman on the earth (as if he was Huangcun through it), in those years, it was popular to cross, and this unlucky child also went with the flow and crossed into this unlucky world.
I don't know who gave him the unlucky name.
Because of this broken name, he always got all kinds of inflammation. Since he was a child, he was weak and sickly, and he should have been born with a donkey qi genius, but he was dragged down by this unlucky name, with back pain and leg cramps, and even the most basic donkey qi test score was at the bottom.
It stands to reason that if people are incompetent, they should be instigated to avoid inviting disaster. But this donkey is pretentious and wants to go against the sky.
But that's right, don't bully the poor teenagers, no one knows which one is the second generation of the invisible rich.
But this does not affect his arrogant image as the third son of the donkey family, as well as his stable position as a rich second generation.
Although, except for Donkey Yan's father, everyone in the Donkey family looked down on him, he could still drag it like two, five, or eighty thousand.
In the Donkey Qi'er Continent, there is a strict hierarchy, to put it simply, from the donkey to the donkey emperor several levels, the more angry the person, the more the right to speak, and vice versa.
The design system of strength is also similar to that of Dragon Ball, that is, every time you go up a big level, it is a qualitative leap, and the more you go to the back, the more you need to fight monsters to brush up more experience to improve the level.
Of course, it does not include donkey inflammation, which has its own bugs and the protagonist halo on his head.
But that's an afterthought, he's nothing now, an extremely good junior, the donkey gas test subject two must be hung, and even the child next door looks down on him.
To say that God is the fairest, although this donkey Yan doesn't know anything, but he has his own skills of picking up girls, and he is useless, and he has won the favor of a confidant named Meat Smoke.
I remember that the most touching time for them happened when they were both children.
The memory of Donkey Yan before the crossing still exists, and his thoughts are very precocious, and the Donkey family has no other surnames except for Meat Smoker, this kid with serious pedophilia, relying on his identity as the third young master of the Donkey Family, goes to someone's boudoir every day to secretly play hooligan, it stands to reason that if he meets other chaste and fierce women, encountering this kind of hooligan, he will commit suicide if he is not a murderer, but Donkey Yan's luck is off the charts, and he is crooked, and Meat Smoker really likes him.
Under the protection of this daughter, although everyone is not used to what Donkey Inflammation does, Donkey Inflammation can still be used to being spoiled by people and full of discrimination.
This black girl who grew up with Donkey Yan's childhood sweetheart is like her name, black and fat, everyone avoids her, but she herself sees who is tyrannical and whom.
The meat family is wealthy, and the donkey family is a friendly relationship that has been passed down from generation to generation, and since childhood, the meat smoked child has been fostered in the donkey family, her eldest lady is used to being domineering, and no one cares about it, but she has a soft spot for donkey inflammation.
Legend has it that she is interested in donkey inflammation and has been pestering donkey inflammation to achieve the purpose of taking it for her own use.
In fact, Donkey Yan refused in his heart, but without the protection of Meat Smoke, Donkey Yan was very difficult to move.
There is no such bodyguard in thousands of miles, and it is difficult to find it in the world.
She often works in the open, in the dark, and even in medicine, to protect the small physique of donkey inflammation from being bullied, and the meat family is a special × gateway, and the donkey family is snorting, and it is already a hundred-legged insect that dies and wants to stiffen, so she can only be wronged Donkey Yan to play with her every day, in order to achieve the purpose of relationship for survival.
After a long time, this meat smoke has become more and more unscrupulous, relying on the strength of the family to bully people everywhere. Even the neighbors around him were bullied, and they talked about the change of flesh in the city.
The donkey family can only let her toss and turn a blind eye.
However, Donkey Yan has other plans in his heart, he is not afraid that Meat Fu'er will always entangle him, because before the grandfather who loves him, he has set a doll family affair for Donkey Yan, and when the girl marries, the entire Donkey family will feel angry.
That girl, is the daughter of the lazy family of the local rich man, named that lazy wilted, the legend is extremely qualified, and the long country is the pearl of a city, donkey Yan don't mention how happy, to be the day of the wedding, is the time when donkey Yan out of the sea of suffering.
The heavens will descend on the Si people, and they must first let them endure the humiliation, and then try their best to kill you.
This doll is too much of a donkey inflammation's appetite, whenever he thinks of his future daughter-in-law, donkey Yan can grin at the corners of his mouth and grin on his ears, that lazy but the beautiful girl who is the most obscene in the blanket city, Donkey Yan dreams of marrying a daughter-in-law every day, not to mention how happy he is.
But even this little hope was suddenly dashed.
One day, the family announced the results of the donkey qi'er test, and the donkey inflammation was still the first to the bottom on the list.
In fact, for the perennial penultimate donkey Yan, the crane tail has long been numb, and it is not taken seriously. However, the lazy man also heard the donkey's breath.
That lazy wilt is such a strong girl, beautiful and talented, how can she be willing to live with such a wretched person for the rest of her life.
came to withdraw from the marriage on the same day.
Donkey Yan was very embarrassed, he couldn't stand this blow, and rubbed the ring left by his mother every day, probably because he wanted to learn Aladdin's magic lamp, and wanted to rub out the blue goblin from it, but his fingers were broken, and nothing came out.
To say that the life of the child is really bitter, the mother has been gone since he was a child, his health is not good and he is inflamed every day, and he was divorced by his fiancée, which is a great shame, and the house is broken and even rainy, and no one can stand it.
The donkey was furious and was going to throw away this useless thing.
At the moment when the ring was thrown out of Donkey Yan's hand, a white-haired old man suddenly emerged from the ring.
"Who's banging on my window? The old man asked sluggishly, looking like he had slept for a long time.
Why is it white, is this the domestic version of the lamp god, donkey Yan is extremely happy, like a treasure.
"Can you grant my wish?" Donkey Yan asked happily, he really rubbed out his mind outside of himself.
"No, you can't. The old man shook his eyebrows and replied helplessly.
"Then you're from India?" Donkey Yan asked suspiciously, even if it wasn't the god of lights, it was a feeling that the god of rings could accept.
"It's not. The old man continued to shake his eyebrows and replied helplessly.
"You don't know that's not, then why do you live in the ring. Donkey Yan got angry and wanted to get the old man posing as the god of lights back into the ring.
"I can make you a peerless master. The old man saw that Donkey Yan was about to turn his face, so he hurriedly stopped it loudly.
It turned out that this old man was the donkey on the Donkey Qier Continent, who had been harmed by his own apprentice before, and he was bound to die, but because of his own strength, he accidentally hid in the ring of Donkey Yan's mother in a soul state.
The old man only had one breath left, and as soon as he came out, he bragged, as if he wanted to fool the donkey inflammation in order to control the donkey inflammation and complete his ulterior secret.
But what kind of person is Donkey Yan, a waste of firewood, stupid and stupid, in poor health, with a great temper, and a young master's disease.
It's not good to teach him to practice martial arts, it's not good to learn the basics of donkey skills, and even if you teach him to play with fire, you can only burn yourself, and it's just a waste of wood to the limit.
This old man is also patient, but he really can't help it, so he slapped his thigh in a hurry: "In this way, I'll teach you to sell wild medicine." ”
If you can't be a peerless master, it's good to make a fortune.
It turned out that this uncle had worked as a doctor before, and he knew that selling drugs was a profiteering industry.
And Donkey Yan is extremely talented in the profiteering industry, and even reached the point of being self-taught, and after several tosses, he has refined countless medicines.
With medicine, there is still a lack of market, and wild medicine does not dare to sell it in the open, so it can only be sold on the local black market and auction houses.
has been messing around with these places for a long time, and Donkey Yan has turned on the passive sister skill again.
It is estimated that it is the talent of the rich second generation, and when he sees a woman, he hooks up, so he went to the auction house a few times and hooked up with all the flowers in the pawnshop.
The old man also used Donkey Yan as a guinea pig to test the efficacy of the drug, and inadvertently made Donkey Yan's strength soar, the old man found him a giant sword, and told him how powerful he should be, and the secret is to play with his life.
After Donkey Yan got the giant sword, if he got a treasure, he saw who picked whom. He also defeated many young and old people over 100 years old.
Since then, this product has begun to expand unprecedentedly, and it has stepped on the right track of real pickle girls, not only is it good at technology, but even its taste has improved a lot.
The first thing Donkey Yan had to do was to decide to take revenge on Nalan Yanran's betrayal and go to the girl who had taken revenge on her.
Blinded by hatred, Donkey Inflammation embarks on a path of revenge with a white-haired old man.
Unfortunately, the donkey family didn't know that he didn't learn well, and they wanted to create a better learning environment for him.
His father entrusted him with a relationship and gave him the opportunity to be sent to a prestigious school, but when he arrived at school, he worked with the teacher, who took care of the donkey family's face, and felt that he had a lot of personality and decided to forgive him.
Not only did this kid not accept the teacher's affection, but he skipped class and ran out of school that day, and went to the wild with this old man of unknown origin.
But where to go, I just went to the deep mountains and old forests where wild beasts are rampant, and the deep mountains and old forests are easy to meet beautiful women and giant beasts.
This time, Donkey Yan's luck was even more against the sky, and he actually met the Donkey Emperor, who was known to the whole city. It's just that Donkey Yan is a stunned young man who doesn't go out much, and the old man in the ring is Alzheimer's, so he doesn't even know that she is the Donkey Emperor, and he still wants to tease the little sister of the Donkey Emperor.
This donkey emperor's eldest sister is called Yun Pregnant, she is very beautiful as her name suggests, and the people chasing her are lined up on the edge of the ancient river, but the eldest sister is humane and middle-aged, but she is still in the rebellious period, and the family does not agree with her family affairs.
In order to escape from marriage, he ran to the wilderness to fight small monsters alone, but he encountered a big monster, not only could not beat but was injured.
This is a cheap old rascal. This eldest sister also has a very low emotional intelligence, and her family warned her not to talk to strangers, but she didn't listen, and even ate strangers' things.
This is in the arms of the bad boy Donkey Yan, Yun is also a human being, a lonely man and a widow in the wilderness, and he will stage an actual combat exercise directly ignoring the existence of the old man.
But *, after An has finished his eggs, the two of them have worked hard, forgetting the age gap, forgetting the generation gap, and forgetting the strength gap.
And then, it all happened in that unspeakable cave.